FRIDAY,APRIL 19.1940. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS PAGE SEVEN On the Shin By Walt Meininger Sing n' Swingster Jane Waring may be nursing a black eye today after chorus partner Mary Noel kicked so energetically in the line practice last night she slammed her knee into Jane's eye. A slight discoloration was noted at bed time. The musical commediennes, adopting a professional outlook, have asked that their skirts be shortened. Official reason: Too long for comfort while executing the routines. And a deep dark secret of the production is that one of the skits, "It's a Dull World," is to be a take-off on the department of journalism. Don't let it leak out. Since this column is not the place to answer campus opinions we make no comment about Ike's well-done letter on today's editorial page. We do want it understood, however, but this column does not represent the stand of the Kansan on any issue nor does it reflect the paper's policies. While writing this stick we function as columnist, not publisher. The editorial page is the only part of the paper to be regarded as representative of the opinions of the staff and the Kansas Board. One more thing. We have received several letters and post cards with excellent material for this column that we have been unable to use because these notes have not been signed. We appreciate the tips very much but we cannot take a chance of using material that may be entirely fictitious. You sign 'em--we'll use 'em. Radio Man Speaks to Classes Radio Man Speaks to Classes Ernest Pontius, commercial man- ger of WREN, spoke before the classes in advertising this morning on "The Place of Radio in Advertising." Deadline April 25 On Sour Owl Jobs Applications for editor and business manager of the Sour Owl for next year will be considered at the next meeting of Sigma Delta Chi, Thursday, April 25. Students applying for those positions should present written applications to Stewart Jones, c'40, secretary of the organization, before noon April 25, it was announced today. The new business manager and editor will be announced following the meeting Thursday. Applicants for the jobs should state their qualifications along with any ideas for publishing the magazine next year their written applications, Jones said Speech Instructors Attend Theater Forum Prof. Allen Crafton, Prof. Robert Calderwood, and Donald Dixon, all of the department of speech and dramatic arts, left this afternoon to attend the Kansas theater forum at Manhattan today and tomorrow. This forum, made up of representatives from the dramatics departments of all the colleges and universities in Kansas, has been held at the University for the past three years. Local Grade-Makers Look Back on 50 Years By Richard MacCann, c'40 Strugging with the problems of chicken-joints and celery (just like average people, 370 old and new members of two fifty-year-old honor societies ate dinner together last night in the Union Memorial ballroom. Casting aside old enmities, Phi Beta Kappa and Sigma Xi momentarily decided that literary and scientific achievements respectively, were both pretty wonderful, and that the University of Kansas has had its share of personalities in both fields. Climax of the evening was an outstanding proof that the old accusation is false—namely, that Phi Beta Kappa's are top-notchers only in being dull. Dean Ellis B. Stouffer, math professor and head of the Graduate School, held the attention of all literary and scientific lights present with his lucid and pleasant tale of the University's scholastic history. Stories of former Chancellor Snow, who was trained in Greek and theology and came to the University to make it famous for his scientific research—stories of early classroom equipment — stories of — well, it will probably be published elsewhere. Read and profit from it yourself. Other features of the evening were the reading of greetings from the only living charter member of the local Phi Beta Kappa chapter— Real World of Tomorrow Theme of Architects "The Real World of Tomorrow" will be the general theme of the architectural department's exhibit at the annual Engineering Exposition today and tomorrow. Arthur G. Canfield—and from the national headquarters of both honorary societies. Pioneer members of Sigma Xi were also present and honored: Professors W. C. Stevens (botany), M. E. Rice (physics), F. B. Dains, and H. P. Cady (both chemistry). Room 307. Marvin hall, the cite of the exhibit, is being "remodeled" to fit a design made by Bob Johnson, e4'0. A tower, suggestive of a structural form, is the center piece of the display and will be the source of indirect lighting of the room. A six-foot circular wall in the KANSAN CLASSIFIED ADS Phone K.U.66 placed on top of the fall, above eye level but at such an angle that persons of different heights may see them from the same angle; and renderings, which are presentations of architectural designs. Eugene Sanneman, e'41, is in charge of construction. STANLEY WADE this is your free pass to see Roy Rogers and "Gabby" Hayes in "Young Buffalo Bill" showing at the Patee theater Saturday only. AT YOUR SERVICE CLEANERS Cleaning - Pressing - Repairing Take Advantage of Cash & Carry PRICES New desks and lights, used by the freshman class and designed by Prof. G.M.BeaI, will be displayed. Carry PRICES 14th & Tenn. Phone 9 Poco Frazier will exhibit his sculpturing work along with several student sculptures. Optometrist 911 Mass. TENNIS RACKETS Softball and Baseball Gloves Bats and Balls Rackets Re-strung RUTTER'S SHOP 1014 Mass. Phone 319 MONEY LOANED ON VALUABLES. Unredeemed guns, Clothing, for sale. Another phase of the architect's display will be the exhibition and demonstration of Prof. G. M. Beal's "heliodon", a machine which is capable of following the course of the sun and placing it in any position it ever takes on the earth from the equator to either pole. Demonstration of the machine will show how light from the sun can be made to effect the light within a building anytime of the year and anywhere on the earth. WOLFSON'S 743 Mass. Phone 675 Hunsinger's 920-22 Mass. 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