FRIDAY, APRIL 12, 1940.
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
PAGE SEVEN
By Walt Meininger
The young lady who whipped out of the Gamma Phi house and into a Chevy sedan at 12:05 last night better be a little more careful. When you go in at 10:30 you're supposed to stay in.
Professor Eisley of the department of sociology was so flustered by the questions Beth Hinckson asked him regarding his lecture on syphilis that he blushingly proceeded to discuss the "syphiletic" clinics of Scandinavian countries.
And di you notice how much Professor Eldridge of the same department resembles the bartender buddy of W. C. Fields in "My Little Chickadee?"
This happened at a local juke joint yesterday afternoon.
Louis Ward bet Pattie Wadley that he could get a better score with the nickle-in-the-slot gun than she could. The wager was her shoe strings against his. She lost.
The next time the wager was Ward's shoes against Patty's. She lost again.
The afternoon ended with Patty walking into the Gamma Phi house sans shoes and Louie has a pair of feminine kicks hanging trophy fashion in his room at the Kappa Sig house.
Dave Oberlin, coke pusher at the Union Fountain, doesn't believe in all these health inspections for food handlers. He had Ginny Simms sign his shirt some time ago and refuses to have it washed on the grounds that he will lose the precious autograph.
Isle's 'Utopian' Solitude Too Much for Family
One that Winchell missed: Dean and Mrs. Moreau, expecting for some time, are proud-parenting over a baby boy as of last night.
Sandusky, O. (UP)—Island "Utopias" are not all they are supposed to be, according to Melvin Zelms and his family, just back on the mainland after four years on a lush and lonely Lake Erie island.
Zelms, his wife and four children raised turkeys and cattle on 450-acre Johnson's Island, noted as the burial ground of 206 Confederate army officers, most of whom died in the Union prison located on the island during the Civil War.
"Life on the island was just like the Old West," Zelms said. "But it was deadly isolation, with no entertainment, no friends and no conveniences. Let someone else try out this Utopia business. We've had our fill."
Faculty to Counsel At Dodge City
Five University faculty members will act in a counseling capacity at a college guidance day program, sponsored jointly by the Dodge City High School and the Kiwanis Club, held Friday, April 19, in Dodge City.
Those who are attending are R. A.
Heady, director of the K.U. News
bureau and instructor of journalism;
Joie Stapleton, assistant professor
of physical education; E. B. DeGroot, instructor of physical education;
F. P. O'Brien, professor of education;
Waldemar Geltch, professor of violin.
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Society—
Delta Tau Delta fraternity held a Sister-Daughter banquet last night to which sisters and daughters of members were invited. Guests were: Sarilou Smart, c'41, Peggy Pat Hennessy, fa'42, Suzanne Adair, c'42, Jerry Buhler, c'43, Marjorie Siegrist, c'41, Louise Green, fa'41, Evelyn Gunn, c'43, Phyllis Gossett, c'41, Annette Woods, c'42, and Virginia Anderson, ed'40.
--wear big rings. If your hands are broad, they'll look slenderer if you put a faint line of dark foundation cream on the outer sides; avoid round rings; wear only oblong shaped rings pointing toward your nails; get gloves that are big enough. If your hands are "scrawny," they will look fuller if you: wear chunky jewelry; massage them with olive oil at night, and keep them relaxed.
Triangle fraternity entertained with a buffet dinner and hour dance yesterday. Clyde Smith's orchestra furnished the music. The guests were: Mrs. Donald Shiner of Kansas City, Mo., Mrs. Bruce Hackett, of Lawrence, Mrs. Donald Lucas of Lawrence, Betty McLucas, Florence Greene, and Jim Berrle all of Topeka, Mariana Hudson, Ethel Hill, Isabel Tucker, Marguerite Jaffray, Elizabeth Michler, Winifred Faris all of Kansas City, Mo., Norma McClanahan of Lawrence, Arthur Thomas, gt., Florence McConnell fa'42, Gertrude Storey, c'43.
Lorraine Peacock, c'43, Margaret Neal, c'42, Mary Browning, c'42, June Carter, fa'42, Helen Jenkias, fa'43, Mary Emily Sturhahn, gr, Jeanne Leland, c'41, Betty Burch, ed'42, Dorothy Burkhead, c'43, Beth Kirby, c'43, Verda Lee Miller, c'42, Patricia Bigelow, c'43, Billie Doris Jarboe, b'uncl, Loretta Osborn, c'41, and Marilyn Duncan, fa'43.
Limber Up-wear big rings. If your hands are broad, they'll look slenderer if you put a faint line of dark foundation cream on the outer sides; avoid round rings; wear only oblong shaped rings pointing toward your nails; get gloves that are big enough. If your hands are "scrawny," they will look fuller if you: wear chunky jewelry; massage them with olive oil at night, and keep them relaxed.
Let's start with the care. Clean hands, soft and frequently lotioned, blend in with the rest of your arm and do not call attention to themselves by obvious redness or roughness. So cleanliness and hand-lotion come first.
Are your fingers short and stubby? They'll look longer if you: wear longer nails; carry pale polish (never brilliant on stubby fingers) clear to the nail tips; avoid big rings, wide or chunky bracelets. If your fingers are long, they'll look in better proportion if you: keep nails short, leave moon and tips uncovered by polish; choose a bright nail polish.
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