WEDNESDAY, APRIL 10, 1940
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
PAGE SEVEN
On the Shin
By Walt Meininger
Brown of the department of psychology told his class in Social Psychology this week that he didn't blame girls for coming to the University to catch husbands. Says cynic Brown, "After all, K.U. marriages are almost made in heaven."
And the Madison, Wis., professor who says there are 251,000 jobs now available for college students must have been thinking of the draft. Or sitting in one.
Even funnier than the rest of the Delta Chi ball club is Tony James, "Angel-like" catcher. Dizzy Dean has never succeeded in making such a fool of himself as did Tony at the intramural field yesterday.
But then neither has Dizzy made many home runs like Tony turned in yesterday. One of the longest hit balls we've ever seen in soft ball.
Wes M. Chamber of Commerce that led Robert Burby of the Lawrence Journal-World to write that Lawrence is now one of the world's most vulnerable cities?
Cr, and your boyfriend that kid Pubs
Icarly Mum, Dusky?
We just heard it today. You probably heard it last week. An Eskimo with a frozen finger is a "frigid mudget with a rigid,digit."
Joe Spearling from down Beta way aptly asks for "Alice in Wonderland" when calling slightly befuddled Ruth Elaine Wilson at 1234 Oread.
Something like this happens every year.
An inspired P.S.G.L. youngster was making the rounds last night looking for workers on the polls. On Vermont he found a student who appeared very interested in getting into politics.
When asked the man's name he said. "Floyd M. Kelly."
The campaigner has now been very definitely enlightened to the effect that Kelly is last year's head of the Fachacamac organization.
After talking to the student for 45 minutes the naive P.S.G.L. lad returned to headquarters enthused about the new worker he had found for the P.S.G.L. polls.
Spitzbergen is the most northerly inhabitable land in the world.
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R.O.T.C. Graduates Will Be Lieutenants
Col. Karl F. Baldwin, in command of R.O.T.C. Units, received information yesterday that a number of prospective graduates of the Reserve Officers Training Corps, of the University will be assigned as second lieutenants to the following organizations in the seventh corps area this summer.
Those assigned to the 538th Coast Artillery (AA), GHQ, are: Marvin Barnes Allen, 'e41, Charles John Baer, 'e41, Clarence Thomas Hammond, 'e41, Robert Louis Marietta, 'e40, James Rayman Mitchell, b'40, William Henry Monroe, b'40, Raymond Tardin Napier, e'40, Leonard Ivo Schroeter, e'40, Kenneth Ford Group, e'40.
To the 1518th Coast Artillery (AA).
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c'40. Samuel Edwin. Forgeth, c'41.
To the 353rd Infantry, 89th Divison: Albin Forest Granetholt, e40; Chloe Holden, e41; Stewart Jones, e40; Thomas Junior Marquette, e41; Clarence Junior Robinson, e41; Husset Sage, e41; Carl John Bedin, e41.
To the 63rd Infantry, b29th Division; Donald Stilson Drogs, c40; Harold Lee Hosford, b40; Ben Sanders Mandville, c41; William Arthur Smiley, c40; Robert Nelson Smith, b40; Douglas James Tarbet, b40; Lollin Malthorn Young, c40.
Girl Reserve Meeting Saturday Morning
Alys Magill, clunck, and Ida Jean Polson, fs, will speak on the phases of establishing the Girl Reserve organization in high schools at the last meeting of the Girl Reserve Training course for seniors in the School of Education, sponsored by Y.W.C. A., at 11 a.m. Saturday in the basement of Spooner-Thayer museum.
About 58 certificates are to be given to those seniors who attended the six meetings of the course, learning how to work with Girl Reserves in the high schools in which they will be placed.
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The spring number of the Jayhawkter magazine is scheduled to come out Monday, Marion Springer, c'40, Jayhawkter staff secretary, announced today.
Featureting men' activities, it will carry fraternity and basketball pictures, and a special story on Glenn Cunningham. Personnel pages will include prominent professors, interesting independents, and personalities of 1939-40.
Magazines will be available Monday at the W.S.G.A. book exchange in the basement of the Memoria Union building.
Swarthout Back From Trip East
D. M. Swarthout, dean of the School of Fine Arts, returned the first of this week from a trip to Chesterfield, N.Y., where he attended his two days the greeting of the university committee of the National Association of Schools of Music at the Eastman School of Music.
Dean Swarthout had the opportunity while in Rochester to hear the new Third Symphony recently composed by Dr. Howard Hanson, director of the Eastern School, which was played this season on the program of the Boston Symphony orchestra. He also heard a concert by the Rochester Civic Symphony orchestra under the direction of Guy Fraser Harrison, with Jessica Dragonette as soloist.
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Luther Tucker, secretary of the World Student Christian Federation, spoke yesterday at a luncheon sponsored jointly by the two "Y" cabinets, in connection with the Far Eastern Students Service Fund for Chinese student relief.
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Luther, who returned to the United States in February, worked in the Far East for some years, visiting and speaking at many of the new educational centers in Western China. He was imprisoned once by Japanese officials for his activities among the Chinese students.
The committee in charge of activities concerned with collection of the Service Fund is composed of Alice Ann Jones, c'41, Charles Wright, fa'42, Maurine Mong, c'40, Bob McKay, b'40, G. W. Bradshaw, associate professor of civil engineering, and Henry Werner, advisor to men.
Cost of attending the University in Kansas varies with the state and country of the individual but the cost is usually low moderately.
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An open competitive examination to secure student nurses for employment at St. Elizabeth Hospital, Department of Interior, Washington D.C., has been announced by the United States Civil Service Commission.
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Maud Ellsworth, instructor in education, and Rosemary Ketcham, professor of design, will attend the Western Art Association Conference to be held in Cincinnati April 15 to 29.
Miss Elwisho will lecture on "Art in the Elementary School" and Ms. Ketchum will appear on a proffes.
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