TUESDAY, APRIL 9, 1940 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS PAGE SEVEN re to oriental y of Vir- ment d by call Den- stage Nazi is a nure avies is a social po- fat ed a world. d be anisty lants cons such ardiancy cards deht b Du pertended teres, and it that I will" tenes st. On the Shin By Walt Meininger Today we offer absolutely the last miere stories but these are well worth repeating. Time: 1 o'clock, the day of the Big Parade. Principals: Charlie Long and blue-jeaned spokesman for family exhibiting typical middle-western agrarian characteristics. Farmer, to Charles: "Can we eat here?" Supporting east: Family exhibiting typical middle-western agrarian characteristics. Charles to farmer: "Sure, take this booth here." Action: Family of six sit down in indicated booth; produce picnic basket and table cloth; and proceed to lay the table with their own silverware, plates, fried chicken, and potato salad. Long stands at door turning away bona-fide customers muttering to himself. (Curtain) Sunday, C. H. Mullen came upon a crupper in a mouthful of steak. Upon closer examination the crupper proved to be a shiny white tooth. While complaining bitterly to the waitress Mullen suddenly recognized an unaccustomed cavity in his upper jaw; felt about tantatively with his tongue; and dismissed the waitress. After spending part of the evening at the party at the Country Club given for the Motion Picture Stars, Chet Mize brought Wendy Barrie to the hotel with Roy Rogers comparatively early. After the car drove up in front of the hotel, Wendy and Roy Rogers, (with whom she spends some time and then), jumped out, slammed the door and called to a surprised Mize, "So long, sonny." Add affectations: Sitty Deming, with a nice quiet apartment of her own, comes to the Alpha Chi house warning her sisters to stay away from the buzzer because she's going to call Burf Brink in New York. Had she stayed at the apartment it would have been quiet enough but only three people would know she was making a call to Frink. This way 50 people knew it. We went to see our favorite, W. C. Fields, Sunday afternoon but had to see the show a second time for the alternate laughs. Charlie Henshall made so much noise braying whenever the bulbous-nosed one opened his mouth that we missed every other crack. society- (Continued from page 2) 34, Boyd H. Henley,'40, C. O. Jordan '27, Oliver H. Khlipel '35, Dean Ward,'36, LeMoine Weiser,'36, and Mr. and Mrs.E.N.Dunlap. Guests of Sigma Alpha Epsilon fraternity Sunday evening at their uffet supper were Mary Alice Liv- ington, c'40, Marjorie Heimbrook, c'41, Norma Sloan, c'41, Nancy Fathers, c'43, Mary Fitz-Gerald, c' 42, Jane Blaney, c'40, Loraine Fink, c'42, Betty Baker, c'42, Betty McVey, c'40, Eleanor Crossland, c'41, Mary ouise Lockhart, c'43, Zelby Pears, c'42, Jean Hinshow, c'41, Denny Lenoine, c'40, Virginia Gear, c'42, Paica Gravens, c'sp, Maxine Robinson, c'42, Marie Jeanne Modlin, and Mr. and Mrs. Gene Buchanan. Sunday dinner guests at the Delta Tau Delta fraternity were Major and Mrs. C. E. Smith, Betan Banner, fa'43, Fritz Meyn, c'43, Mr. and Mrs. Robert Hullen of Lawrence, and Mildred Babcock of Wichita. --the train speeds ongets you there quicklyin safety-at low cost. Bod Boak of the Oklahoma chapter of Alpha Tau Omega at the University of Oklahoma, Patricia Owens of Kansas City, Mo., Letha Epperly, c'43, and Beth Young, c'40, were Sunday dinner guests of Alpha Tau Omega fraternity. Dinner guests at the Sigma Phi Epsilon house were Mrs. James Naismith, Lawrence, Miss Meredith Dyer, Kansas City, Mo., Miss Eleanor Russell, Topeka, and Patty Bigelow, c'43. --the train speeds ongets you there quicklyin safety-at low cost. Mr. and Mrs. Lynn Bowman, Kansas City, Mo., Mrs. D. M. Connelly, Kansas City, Mo., Miss Marian Decker, Kansas City, Mo., Miss Virginia Pypes, Kansas City, Mo., Mr. Burt Vance, Topeka, and Mrs. G. A. Storey, St. Joseph, Mo., were dinner guests at the Sigma Kappa house Sunday. Mary Lou Hatcher and Thelma Monsees, both of Kansas City, Mo., were weekend guests at the Gamma Phi Beta house. Weekend guests at Miller hall were Mary Jane Sigler, '39, Kansas City, Kan., Vivian Gustafson, Chillicothe, Mo., Maomi Bock, Columbia, Mo., and Mildred Babcock, Wichita. Dinner guests at the Alpha Delta Pi house Sunday were John Naramore, b'40, LeRoy Peterson, b'40, Kenneth Troup, c'40, Jack Moore, f'40, Art Harris, fa'40, Maurice Cannaday, c'41, Charles Skinner, b'40, and Lucille Gillie, c'43. Mr. L. W. Lawson, McPherson, was a dinner guest at Miller hall Sunday. --the train speeds ongets you there quicklyin safety-at low cost. Mr. A. P. Armstrong of Kansas City, Mo., was a luncheon guest Saturday at the Alpha Delta Pi house. Kappa Alpha Theta sorority announces the engagement of Louise Rayl, c'42 to Bill Kirk, fs, of Mutchinson. Kirk is a member of Phi Gamma Delta fraternity. Sunday dinner guests of Phi Delta Theta fraternity were Mr. and Mrs. F. W. McCarty and Mr. and Mrs. C. - ENDS TONIGHT Jean Arthur · Cary Grant "Only Angel Wings" Anne Reid · Deadend Kids "On Press Parade" DATEE All Shows—15c—Anytime WEDNESDAY Fast and Furious Fun! MELVYN DOUGLAS VIRGINIA BRUCE "There's That Woman Again" 2 TOP HITS! Mile-A-Minute Speed! 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