SUNDAY, MARCH 17, 1940
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
PAGE SEVEN
On the Shin
By Walt Meininger
Scene: A quiet verner of the lib-
rary.
Action: Nelson rises and opens a window. Littoyo shivers a little, then rises and shuts window
Principals: Jack Nelson and Fred. Litooy sitting midst a bevy of beautise.
Nelson: (In a loud, clear voice)
Sissy!
Further Action: Littooy sits down flustered amid giggles from supporting cast, hiding behind text book in an unsuccessful attempt to save handsome face.
After spending a good deal of time and money with and on Marjorie Siegrist, Carlos Vogeler was rewarded with a stag bid to the Gamma Phi party.
Fame comes to the State U. Frank Bolin is bringing Kansas City's White Orchid Girl, Susanne Stocking, to the Phi Psi buffet supper next Tuesday.
Vogeler's Kappa Sig brothers, ever on the alert to make life a little brighter for the fellows, have posted a large sign on the bulletin board with the touching sentiment, "To paris Vogeler, the $40 Bid Stal."
The general concensus at the Gamma Phi house seems to be that Carlos should learn that when one buys a ticket on the nose, he should cover up with a little to show. Especially if it's a $40 ticket.
Trying for a Beaux Arts degree?
Or maybe just trying for an impression.
The Pan-Hel party Friday night was a quiet affair compared to former Hellenic dances. And the band, in spite of a quick change from George Hamilton to Lee Dixon, served very well in playing dance music and like that.
Professor Brown, known fondly to some of his students as "Abnormal Brown," told his class in Social Psychology Friday that he would ask questions on the mid-semester examination about a book long assigned for outside reading.
When a young lady asked him to explain a point mentioned in the book Brown said, "It's been so long
since I read the book I don't believe I can clear up such a minute point for you right now."
Then he scratched his head, looked a little sheepish, and mumbled, "Come to think of it, I don't believe I've read the book at all!"
Looks like the professor has as much cramming to do before he grades that quiz as his students have to do before they take it.
And another thing. A college paper informs us that the collegiates of the University of Arkansas really swung out the other night to the music of Jimmy Dorsey, at fifty cents a throw.
Summerfield Exams to Begin
The first examination of the Summerfield scholarship contest will be held at 9:30 a. m. next Saturday in room 206, Marvin hall, Olin Templin, secretary of the endowment association, announced yesterday.
There have been 478 nominations made consisting of 321 boys, who are applicants for the Summerfield scholarship, and 157 girls, who have been nominated for the girl's scholarship, given this year for the first time.
The final Summerfield examinations will be given April 22 and 23. The 321 men applicants will be eliminated to a possible 25 or 30 for this examination.
She Didn't Meet Mardi Gras
Mobile, Ala. —(UP)— Mobilians still are talking about the old Negro mammy who recently visited the city during the Mardi Gras season for the first time. When the aged Negro returned to her farm, someone asked her if she had seen Mardi Gras. "Nope," she answered, "and I wouldn't a known 'im if I had seen 'im."
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Y.M.-Y.W. Group To Hear Special Speaker Today
Setse Pooc, Y.M.-Y.W. Estes Park club, will hear Margaret Louise Garrett, gr, who will speak on last year's Geneva conference for "Y" students, at their monthly meeting at 4:30 today in Henley house.
Miss Garrett, who was a representative from the Estes Park group to the Geneva conference, will tell of her experiences there. Sh will also read selections of negro poetry.
Flash—College authorities ban "Gone With the Wind." Reason: Too many males were getting "SCAR-LET" fever—Iowa State Daily Student.
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