10481 10 HOMA YACQUE
DADMAAS
SUNDAY, MARCH 10, 1940
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
PAGE SEVEN
On the Shin
By BUXTON, MEININGER
A playlet as cavesdropped by your Shin correspondents:
Setting: Alpha Chi living room. Time: 10 o'clock Saturday evening.
Characters: Arlouine Goodjohn and Bill Lunt.
Enter Lunt, obviously worn out or something from the way he is walking. He approaches buzzer; calls Goodiohn.
Enter Goodjohn from staircase.
Lum: "Went. Are you ready?"
Goodjohn: "I wouldn't show my face with you."
Lunt: (ineffectually) "O.K."
Exit Lunt, bouncing off of the door case.
Exit Goodjohn, back to her bridge game.
Sure and it must be spring now what with the Kappa Sigs walking their dates into the field in back of their house. And of an afternoon, too.
Curtain.
The guy who sets the clock in Blake hall says that if the authorities ever find out who this informer F.Y. is that stools for Harry Hill's column there will be repercussions.
Upon being asked where he thought the apes came from the student said, "I don't know. All I've read on evolution is Darwin."
We award this week's prize to the young man in Prof. Brown's Social Psychology class who asked, "But do you believe that evolution goes back beyond the ape?"
If a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, imagine what a bomb-ll an iota like that must be.
Rock Chalk—
(Continued from page six) gram. Know the names and salaries of all the players."
From the Kansan morgue: One of the hardest decisions in Russell Wiley's life was whether to be a cowboy or a musician. He says he sometimes wishes he had chosen the latter.
DICKINSON
with ROBERT YOUNG
WALTER BRENNAN
RUTH HUSSEY
NAT PENDLETON.
Dorsey Makes—
(Continued from page one) piece, beating his drum skins into a lather. If Buddy shoots the works in such a manner every night, the mortality rate for tom-toms must be high in Dorssey's band. The mortality rate for heat exhaustion in the Memorial Union ballrooms, now known at the "hot box," would be the only thing comparable.
World War Nurse To Talk on Finland
Elsa Brandstrom-Uilch, Swedenborn World War nurse, will speak at 4 o'clock tomorrow afternoon in Fraser theater on the "History and Civilization of Finland."
The lecture is one of a series over the nation sponsored by the American-Scandinavian Foundation "to give a better understanding of Finland's cause and arouse interest in that cause."
There will be no admission charge but any money which the audience may wish to donate will go to the civil, not the military, fund' to aid Finland.
The speaker was an outstanding World War nurse, known as the "Angel of Siberia" for her work among prisoners. She was awarded the medal of Serafim Order by the King of Sweden, and her portrait hangs in Town Hall in Stockholm. She holds honorary doctorates from three universities in medicine, law, and theology.
Mrs. Brandstrom-Ulich will arrive in Lawrence at 3 p.m. tomorrow and leave for Kansas City tomorrow night.
DATEE
Anytime ENDS TUESDAY 2 HITS!
Continuous shows from 1 Sunday.
Come early for choice seats.
GALS! GIGGLES!
GUFFAWS! AS
"BUCK" BENNY
RIDES AGAIN . . .
Jack
BENNY
Joan
BENNETT
"Artists and
Models Abroad"
Mary Boland - Fritz Feld
The Yacht Club Boys
2nd HIT—A NEW
HIGH IN HILARITY!
"Money to Burn"
James, Lucille, Russell
GLEASON
WEDNESDAY — 3 DAYS
SHIRLTEMPLE
"Susannah of the Mountains"
and "City of Chance"
Hibbard in Washington To Compare Mammal Fossils
This Mead county bed contained the greatest variety of animals ever to be found in the Fliocene. It is the second to be uncovered east of the Rocky Mountains. The first bed found was at Blanco, Texas.
Claud Hibbard, assistant curator of the Dyche Museum, left yesterday for the National Museum at Washington D. C. to compare small mammal fossils with numerous species taken from the Pliocene bed in Mead county.
The animals taken from the Mead find in the last four summers include two species of horse, a mastodon, a camel, an antelope, a pig, one form of dog, a true cat, and a saber-toothed cat, together with many species of rodents such as 14 kinds of squirrel and mice, one mole, two shrews, and four related forms of skunk.
NOW
Continuous Today From 2:30
ENDS
TUESDAY
Come Anytime! Today!
Door open 9:30
No Seats Reserved
Come Anytime from 10 a.m.
to 2:30 p.m. and see a
complete performance
A Comedy - Romance to tickle your funny-bone and warm your heart!
While these engagements are limited, "Gone With the Wind" will never he played anywhere except at advanced prices—at least until 1943.
ALL PRICES INCLUDE TAX
DICKINSON
MORNING AND AFTERNOON
Not Reserved, 75c inc. tax
NIGHT SHOWS, 7:30 p.m.
All Seats Reserved
$1.12 inc税
Karl Kuersteiner, associate professor of violin and director of the University Orchestra, has been engaged as violin soloist for the Knoxville Civic Orchestra to play "Spanish Symphony" (Lalo).
He will leave here Saturday on a week's concert tour of the South and will appear in Knoxville on April 21.
Kuersteiner To Tour South
Hold Surprise Party For Professor Wheeler
Staff members and N.Y.A. workers of the department of psychology surprised Prof. R. H. Wheeler, with a birthday party Saturday morning in room 21 of Frank Strong hall.
The 'weather cycles' motif prevailed at the buffet luncheon which was served to 22 guests by hostesses Molly North, c'40, and Peggy Wadhams, c'42.
Two University debaters, Fred Robertson, c'42, and Jack Dunagin, c'42, will take the negative side in a debate at the University of Wichita Tuesday afternoon. The subject of the debate is the policy of economic and military neutrality for the United States.
Robertson and Dungain will speak before Wichita civic clubs Tuesday and Wednesday evenings, returning to Lawrence Thursday.
Wichita and Kansas Debater to Meet
for
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