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FRIDAY, MARCH, 8, 1940.
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
PAGE SEVEN
On the Shin
Bv BUXTON, MEININGER
Two boys went to the hospital. One was ill and one was well. Into bed was put the well one. Back home was sent the ill one. The ill one is still trying to see the well one who is still in, but wants out. Now let's see. What was that simile about "mixed up like a dog's breakfast?"
A well-meaning Reporting I student turned in a story yesterday whose lead ran something like this:"Rolla Nuckles announced today that he will direct the W.S.G.A. comedy."
Naturally, with the women's election coming up as well as "Swing n Sing" we checked back to find which the story referred to. To our relief, the musical comedy was the subject in question, leaving the election still under the direction of Harry Hill.
We thought it slightly amusing that a devout Episcopalian dotted upon a dog that wouldn't eat pork until we found that such food is excluded from all good canine diets.
Many women, particularly the independents, believe they have to pay dues to an organization to vote in the elections. Stuff and nonsense! Prove you're a woman and you can vote against any enemy you choose.
Frankly, we find the women's politics far more intriguing than the men's—not to mention the subtlety. And the teal! A delightful affair where lemon is served, perhaps in contrast to a seraphic atmosphere of sweet accord between the combines. A benefit performance for Miss Meguiar. Ladies, don't miss a single act.
Every once in a while the telephone hook-up in Lawrence allows the wrong party to hear the wrong thing
Glee Club, Violin Concert Featured on KFKU Tonight
Tonight's broadcast schedule over KFKU includes:
Women's Glee Club directed by Irene Feabody-6 o'clock.
Violin recital by Waldemar Geltch, professor of violin—6:15 o'clock.
by a faulty connection or a plug left in at the wrong time.
And last week one of Ada Lee Fuller's admirers called the Gamma Phi house, was rebuffed when he tried to get adate. Lifting up the receiver a minute later to try elsewhere he heard that self-same voice of Miss Fuller asking for "1700, please." A quick flip through the directory assured the chagrined one that 1700 belongs to the Kappa Sig house.
For instance: One of the society reporters called the Chi Omega house through the University exchange. Instead of the usual feminine, "Chi Omega", answer she heard a masculine, "Animal House." That was probably a mix-up.
The Delta Chi's and the Sig Alph Dalmation are worried lest the Delta Chi pup "Pepper" is seriously ill. Pepper is confined at the veterinary hospital on Vermont with tonsilitis.
Some of the local correspondents are thinking of taking Texas A. & M.'s course in egg sorting after the hen fruit they've laid on this John Brown Brigade hoax.
This Brigade business has brought our perennial alarmist back to the campus, hot on the trail of some more "evidence." For his information he can catch the whole convincing bunch at meeting under wraps in the abandoned heating tunnel which once served old Snow Hall at midnight.
Signals for the Brigade intramura baseball team will be rehearsed.
YMCA to Elect Officers Tuesday
Election of officers for Y.M.C.A. will take place Tusieday, March 13, from 8-5 p.m. in the basement of Frank Strong hall, Kermit Franks, president, said today.
The final choice of candidates will be decided when the nomination committee meets before noon tomorrow at the Y.M. office in the Memorial Union building.
The committee is composed of Don Hayman, c'40; Edward Wiles, b'40; Gordon Brigham, c'40; Dick MacCann, c'40; Wallace Dooley, c'40; Keith Schurman, b'40; Kermit Franks, c'40; Charles Yeanson, b'40; Charles Johnson, c'40; Prof. Allen Crafton, of the speech department; and W. Theo Paulin, instructor in history.
Society—
was assisted by Mrs. F. O. Russell, who was in charge of refreshments, and Mrs. O. O. Stoand, in charge of the tea table.
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Alpha Kappa Psi, business fraternity, announces the pledging of Harold Evans, c'42, and Robert Groff, b'41.
--buy a couple of real good football players for the team. A successful team could make money for the school and the problems would be over."
Freshmen at the Sigma Phi Epsilon fraternity entertained with a buffet supper last night. The guests were: Marilyn Duncan, fa'43; Betty Jeanne Hess, c'43; Virginia Ochs, fa'43; Barbara Edmonds, c'40; Helen Moore, c'42; Virginia Rose, c'40; Virginia Perrell, c'unc1; Zita Ann Lowry, c'42; Billie Jarbose, c'uncl; Olivia Cole, ed'42; Betty Lou Allphin, c'43; and Sirid Steuer, c'42.
First meeting of the combined campus and Lawrence chapter of the Women's National Aeronautical Association will be held at 7:30 o'clock tonight in the lounge of the Memorial Union building, it was announced today.
Ten women met Sunday afternoon at the home of Prof. Earl D. Hay, who is in charge of the CAA flight training course at the University, to make tentative plans for the organization of the association. A permanent constitution will be drawn up at the meeting tonight.
Jack Stewart of Lawrence was a dinner guest of Phi Gamma Delta fraternity last night.
Dinner guests at the Phi Delta Theta fraternity last night were Mr. Joseph Taggart; Mr. and Mrs. Phelps of Lawrence; Mr. and Mrs. Owens of Lawrence; Betty Muchnic, c'41; Donn Stephenson, b'41; Irving Kuraner, c'40; and Charles Bradley, b'41.
Gail Little, fa'40, and Mary Ann Kirk were dinner guests of Delta Tau Delta fraternity last night.
George Dean was a dinner guest of Acacia fraternity last night.
Rock Chalk---buy a couple of real good football players for the team. A successful team could make money for the school and the problems would be over."
(Continued from page six) given at the last M.S.C. meeting. In discussing the $1,850 appropriation the Association requested, a Councilman pointed out that the grant would not improve the football team any, and as a consequence, athletics would face financial crises again next year. "The only real way to solve the problem." the wise one said, "is to use the $1,850 to
A good idea. The players could wear jerseys with "Men's Student Council" on the back. And on a score the PA system would say: "That touchdown was made by Sid Larynsky, courtesy of the Men's Student Council."
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Don't be fooled by the last item in the Shin yesterday. The story was really funny as told to us.
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Spring prediction: If you are one
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of those who wondered what became of the cooperative bookstore proposition don't expect to hear anything about it for a while. It's a pretty safe bet that nothing will be sprung on that matter until about election time in April. Please, boys, can't we keep anything out of politics?
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743 Mass. Phone 675
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C. F. O'BRYON DENTIST
45 Mass. Phone: Office-570 Res.-1950
(Court Software Division)
This coupon and 5c is good for a bowl of home-made chili with crispy crackers at H A L ' s 411 W. 4th Phone 330
Thin Soles Are Very Often The Cause of Bad Cools So Take Care. Hey Students What's On the Corner of 14th & Tenn,
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Phone
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for a
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New and Used Records
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Automatic Phonographs For Parties
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Marion Rice Dance Studio We teach anyone to dance who can walk. All the latest Ballroom Steps.
EDWARD KRUM this is your free pass to see "Captain Fury" and "Missing Evidence" now showing at the Patee theater.
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