0861 J WOLRAM MAGBRUCT
THURSDAY, MARCH 7, 1940
PACE SEVEN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
On the Shin
By BUXTON, MEININGER
This is the time of season when new loves should be in the making; When approaching spring's warmth melts the connection between a young man's mind and studies to reweld it to thoughts of new amorous conquest. In our usual terms, it's bally well time to start giring.
We had such a fanciful folly in mind when we quit our houses yesterday morn in the lightest clothing available short of nakedness. But lo, the afternoon! Gone were the Indian Springish thoughts and in their place only the materialistic wish to be wearing our heavy underwear.
So there'll be no times on "old loves for now" today. The weather is too uncertain.
D. U.'s are welcoming Bob Guy's attachment to Betty West. Heretofore, Guy's enjoyment of dating has been largely vicarious—at the expense of the brothers and their loved ones.
The most beautiful dream of all: Jo Davis dreamed that Everett Schruder chased Harry Hill to the steps of an Abilene church and then beat 'ell out of him. Try a diet of lobster and see if you can't dream that just twice more, Miss Davis.
For the past week admirers of art have been gloating over the air-brush paintings of Victor Kalin on exhibition at Hal's. Two of the four paintings are excellent copies of Petty drawings while the other two are feminine figments of Kalin's imagination. One of the figments was a nude to start with. The proprietors believed that it had the wrong kind of attraction and had Kalin blow a very negligue upon it. The negligee was negligible in its intent and in turn was surmounted by a gown decollete. Consensus of the males now is that Kalin started with nothing and got nowhere.
Louise Troutwein and Charles Skidmore, the giggle-jiggers who kick up such a fuss on the dance floor, kicked up a real fuss last night. Skidmore, irate at Miss Troutwein's library date following his for the midweek, rushed home and spent his time from 10:30 to 11:30 trying to get a date for tonight with one one else—just to show her.
Just call him anything: Pat Murdock and Jay Simons et al agreed to meet Ken Postlethwaite in the Green Lantern. The former forgot to tell the latter they'd be in the back room. After Pos had come in once and had left without seeing them, Simons came out and irreverently described to the waitress as a "silly looking guy" in a beat-up canvas hat" telling her to send him back when he came in. Spontaneously the waitress replied, "Oh, him? Why he's already been in and left."
Stamp Collection Exhibit
A collection of modern Greek airmail stamps, picturing Greek myths of flight, are on display in the exhibit case in front of Wilcox museum. The stamps were issued by the Greek government and have just been received by Miss Mary Grant, associate professor of Latin and Greek. Several well-known stories are illustrated, such as the winged horse, Pegasus, and the preading of agriculture from Cere's barjot.
Sandelius Speaks To S.D.X.
That "Americans are more familiar with the international situation than the average man in Europe" was the conviction voiced last night by W. E. Sandelius, professor of political science, at a Sigma Delta Chi dinner in the English room of the Memorial Union building.
Just returned from Europe, where he spent last semester obtaining a first-hand view of the state of affairs abroad. Prof. Sandelius said he believed better information sources and the natural avidity of American
In regard to the war itself Prof. Sandelius said that "England is much more prepared now for war than she was a year ago. She is not overconfident, but her people are more concerned with just how confident they dare be."
newspaper readers accounts for this fact.
As he sees it there are two main desires in the hearts of all Englishmen to want to fight this war and bring about its eventual end. They are, he said, "to fight for the sake of the British Empire, and for the natural rights of man."
Among the impression he got while in Europe, Prof. Sandelius said that perhaps the fact that English universities "have a good deal more academic ideal than we have" was the most important thing brought home to him. "The English," he said, "believe American schools have gone too far in their extra-mural activities." At the same time, Prof. Sandelius revealed,
Two Attend Peace Meet At Southwestern College
Crystelle Anderson, c'40, and Doris Winzer, c'41, left today for Southwestern college, Winfield, to attend the International Relations Clubs conference Friday and Saturday, H. B. Chubb, faculty advisor of the International Relations Club, announced today.
The program of the conference, sponsored by the Carnegie Endowment for International Peace in colleges and universities, will consist of student round tables on world affairs and discussion of such problems as the Hull trade program and the Carribbean zone.
the "smug complacency" attributed to most Englishmen's personalities has given way lately to "a self-searching Englishman, with a love for his native land."
Faculty play night will be held Saturday at 7:30 p.m. Faculty members, faculty wives, and husbands are invited to attend. Games in shuffle board, deck tennis, ping pong darts and badminton will be played Beginning at 8 o'clock, there will be an hour of square dancing.
This is the third faculty play night that the women's physical education department, under the direction of Miss Ruth Hoover, Miss Joie Stapleton, and Miss Jane Byrn, has sponsored.
Sociology Club To Meet Tonight
The Sociology Club will meet at 7:30 o'clock tonight in the Kansas room of the Memorial Union building. Dr. Sylvia Allen of Menninger's clinic will speak on "The Social Aspects of Mental Illness."
RIGHT OR WRONG? A 2-minute test for telephone users
1. It's impossible for you to telephone to people in two different cities at the same time.
RIGHT WRONG
RIGHT WRONG
2. Police Radio Telephone made by Western Electric is an outgrowth of research at BellTelephoneLaboratories.
3. About 75% of the Bell System's 85 million miles of telephone wire is contained in cable.
RIGHT WRONG
4. Lowest telephone rates to most out-of-town points are available every night after 7 P.M. and all day Sunday.
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1 Wrong Telephone Conference Service enables you to talk simultaneously with as many as five other phones.
2. Right. And that's true also
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3. **Wrong.** Over 95% is now protected by cable — nearly % of which is underground.
4. **Right.** Why not telephone home offerer? Your family will enjoy it—so you will!
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