SUNDAY, MARCH 3. 1940.
PAGE SEVEN
On the Shin
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
By BUXTON, MEININGER
Add: phobias: Dance manager Fred Littiooy is getting so he doesn't attend his own Varsities because he's afraid to be alone in the ballroom.
Not satisfied with his usual manner of slinking around, Jimmy Robertson assumed a more "foxy air" and wore apartmate Tom Orr's leather jacket to the Varsity. Robertson tagged home-town girl Lois Howell before she could get away. One whiff and Miss Howell remarked, "You didn't really mean to come, did you Jimmy?"
Conrad Lovejoy Voelker, who takes the lead as "Johnny" in the Dramatic Club's uproarous comedy "Holiday," has never been to a play in Fraser hall. A lot of persons think that of the Kansan's "Christopher Vandaveer."
The Miller hall girls just laughed and laughed when they read the Kansan headline "MILLER BAGS 22."
Friendly customers often refer to Brick's as "Penchard's Clip Joint." The tables have turned and genial Eddie Penchard is about ready to clip the next student who consciously or unconsciously breaks another display case window. "Five this week" moans Eddie.
That "roses from Herb Lodge, nothing from Joe Elmore" business evolved into a heated long distance telephone conversation between Patti Payne and alleged elf Elmore. What was roses to Patti wa
thorn in the side to Elmore.
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Margie Heimbrook goes borserk immediately after the K.U. game and kisses everybody in sight. "Oh, I could just kiss you," she cried to a sweating begrimed Don Ebling.
"Don't let me stop you," grinned the happy Ebling. She didn't. Which causes us to wonder why we don't take up basketball or get on the court at such opportune times.
It would seem that William Blair, physiology instructor and master of sarcasm, is in for a rough season. No less than three good looking girls have given up on their lab manuals and have decided to concentrate on Blair's "sympathy." No dice, girls. We have it, rumor of course, that Blair took his own heart out to examine it one time, misplaced it, and hasn't found it yet.
Vant Kebker pulled an old one out of his notebook when a business student stuck his neck out to ask how long a certain paper should be.
"As long as a woman's skirt," answered Kebker. The class, being composed of business students, rolled in the aisles. You know the gag line: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to be interesting.
According to Tilde Ann Fowler, Quantrill was a gentleman compared to the group of Missouri students who accosted her and the right side of our byline Friday night at a
HILL BLUE
BLOODS ARE MEETING AND EATING IN THE NEW
BLUE MILL
Tears of frustration ran down Tilde's face when she couldn't find something to beam the wiwacres with. Note to M.U. Phi Delt actives: find out what pledges attended the game here and lay it on 'em.
local cafe and made several uncouth remarks.
Round-Table Talks To Interest Youth
"The Problems of Delinquent Youth" will be the subject of the March 7 broadcast. "Does Relief to Finland Endanger American Neutrality," will be discussed on March 14, and the last broadcast of the month will have as its theme "The Automobile Owner's Liabilities."
Three of the University of Kansas Round-table discussions during the month of March which were announced yesterday by Miss Mildred Seaman, assistant program director of station KFKU, will be of special interest to University students.
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All seems lost
ANN SOTHERN
JOHN CARROL
RITA JOHNSON
SHEPPEER STRUDWICK
Comedy - Band Act - News
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The tree-top house
(Continued from page 31)
cated to the service of youth, may be erected in further tribute to his constructive life."
Excerpts from the Carlson resolution follow:
Board Honors—
(Continued from page one)
"John E. Carlson, one of the most widely known and distinguished graduates of the University of Kansas, died at his home in Kansas City, Kas., on Saturday, Dec. 2, 1939."
"During his undergraduate day at the University, John Carlson gave freely of his talents as an athlete . . . As a competitor he displayed a remarkable spirit of determination and fairness. He won the devotion of his fellow students and teammates, and the respect and admiration of his opponents.
"It is with deep sorrow and feeling of personal loss that the members of the Athletic board learn of
his death. His absence will be greatly felt."
Twelve volumes of fiction which are to become the permanent property of the hospital were presented by a former patient, and three one-year subscriptions to the American, Life, and Reader's Digest magazines have been ordered by the Men's Student Council.
GREETING CARDS
Hospital Convalescents Get Books and Magazines
AT YOUR SERVICE CLEANERS
The Book Nook
Two gifts of reading matter for use by convalescents have been received during the past few days by the Watson Memorial hospital.
Cleaning - Pressing - Repairing
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1021 Mass. St.
KANSAN CLASSIFIED ADS Phone K.U. 66
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PHOTOGRAPHS of MERIT E. GARICH Phone-2852
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014 Mass. Phone 319
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MONEY LOANED ON VALUABLES. Unredeemed guns, Clothing, for sale.
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743 Mass. Phone 675
Drakes for Bakes
45 Mass. Phone: Office-570 Res.-1956
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Thin Soles Are Very Often The Cause of Bad Colds So Take Care. Come to Oyler's Shoe Shop For Your Shoe Repairing.
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New and Used Records
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Marion Rice Dance Studio We teach anyone to dance who can walk. All the latest Ballroom Steps.
JULIA HENRY this is your free pass to see Ann Sothern in "Congo Maisie" now showing at the Granada theater.
Typewriters We have complete typewriter service.
Sales, rentals, cleaning and repairing.
Lawrence Typewriter Exchange
735 Mass. Phone 548
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