FRIDAY, MARCH 1, 1940.
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
PAGE SEVEN
By BUXTON, MEININGER
It is understood that Judge Landis has been investigating the rumors that the Camp Fire Girls are part of the Pi Phi farm system.
The truth of the matter is that the Pi Phi's are part of a huge farm system controlled by the D.A.R.
Landis should know that no minor league club can afford a test team such as the Pi Phi's are accused of maintaining.
We have it straight from the horse that Bobby Guy is Betty West's abnormal psychology lab project for this semester. West is maintaining a straight "A" average in laboratory.
Since the Shin is to be the "March of Slime" we offer the following name for Harry Hill's editorial page filler: "The Lies and Leers of the World."
Betty Jane Boddington to Mary Anna Bantleon.
"I'm getting a car for graduation. If you weren't going to be married in June we could take a long trip this summer."
Bantleon to Boddington: "Oh, I don't want to rush into that. July or August or September will be soon enough."
After all, what's a honeymoon when you can take a trip in a new car?
March being the month of Easter and Easter time being the time for eggs, we offer the following nest deposit:
If we don't get some new shoes try soon we are going to be bearing ball bearing slippers. With the ball of our feet bearing on the ground.
Never in our lifetime have eyes beheld its equal
GONE WITH THE WIND
STARTS
TUES., MARCH 5
10:00 a.m.
On Sale at Box Office for All Night Shows $1.12 inc. tax
BUY RESERVED SEATS NOW
All Matinees Continuous from 10 a.m. — 75c inc. tax
10 a.m.
You May Come Anytime from
10 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. and See
a Complete Performance
DICKINSON
Name Mumert Editor of K-Book
Agnes Mumert, c'41, was named editor, and Daniel LaShelle, c'41, business manager of the K-Book
Can't decide whether to dye that; scramble it; or just throw it away for a stinker.
The new editor and business manager will appoint the assistant editors with the approval of the committee which will meet Wednesday afternoon.
for next year, it was announced today.
ARE WE GOING TO BEAT MIZ-
ZOU? HELL, YES!
Permit me to point out, for SPRING IN YOUR MOTOR
Applications for assistant editor must be presented to Agnes Mumert before the committee meets.
CITIES SERVICE PRODUCTS NOW at a new LOW Price
Confidentially, she didn't have to work hard to get hmi. In fact, he had already won her with flowers How about you?
FRESH-CUT SPRING FLOWERS NOW!
FLOWER
PHONE
820
SUGGESTION: Rent a Couple of Bikes Date the Girl Friend, and Commune With Nature!
TIME: TIME TO BE OUT-OF-DOORS
SEASON: SPRING
SINGLES 15c hr.
Incidentally: We'll be open after the game tonight.
COVEY'S
RENT - A - BIKE
14th & Mass.
DOUBLES
35c hr.
KANSAN CLASSIFIED ADS Phone K.U. 66
JACK McCALL this is your free pass to see Carole Lombard in "In Name Only" and Dick Arlen and Andy Devine in "Man From Montreal" now showing at the Patee theater.
AT YOUR SERVICE CLEANERS
Cleaning - Pressing - Repairing
Take Advantage of Cash &
Corvus PRICES
Carrv PRICES
14th & Tenn. Phone 9
Optometrist 911 Mass.
PHOTOGRAPHS of MERIT E. GARICH Phone-2852
Special
Spectral SHAMPOO - FINGERWAVE
Mon., Tues., Wed., — 35c
Thurs., Fri., Sat. -- 50c
SKATES — SLEDS
NU-VOUGE BEAUTY SHOPPE
927% Mass. Ph. 458
SKATES — SLEDS
Guns — Ammunition
Skates Sharpened
RUTTER'S SHOP
014 Mass. Phone 315
Hunsinger's 920-22 Mass. Phone 12
MONEY LOANED ON VALUABLES. Unredeemed guns, Clothing for sale.
ing, for sale.
WOLFSON'S
743 Mass. Phone 675
Drakes for Bakes
C. F. O'BRYON DENTIST
45 Mass. Phone: Office-570 Res.-1956 (Over Safeway Grocery)
Phone
K.U. 66
for a
Kansan Want-Ad Taker
This coupon and 5c is good for a bowl of home-made chili with crispy crackers
HAL'S
411 W. 4th Phone 330
Thin Soles Are Very Often The Cause of Bad Colds So Take Care. Come to Oyler's Shoe Shop For Your Shoe Repairing.
14th. & Tenn.
New and Used Records
Automatic Phonographs For Parties
VARSITY ANNEX 1015 Mass.
927 $ _{1/2} $ Mass. St. Lawrence, Kansas
Marion Rice Dance Studio We teach anyone to dance who can walk. All the Jatest Ballroom Steps
JOHN HAGAN this is your free pass to see Carole Lombard in "In Name Only" and Dick Arlen and Andy Devine in "Man From Montreal" now showing at the Patee theater.
Typewriters We have complete typewriter service.
Sales, rentals, cleaning and repairing.
Lawrence Typewriter Exchange
735 Mass. Phone 548
Confucius Say:
Young lady who has new hair do—do better.
Shampoo & Hair-do, 35c & 50c IVA'S BEAUTY SHOP Phone: 583
Phone 533
with
NU
LAX
DUCE
BUILD
Steam Baths and Swedish Massage
1021 Mass. Phone 336
MUTUAL LOAN CO.
R. M. REEVES, Mgr.
R. M. REEVES, Mgr.
Personal Loans to tide over emergencies and to help you settle worrisome bills. Pay back on easy monthly payment plan. 927% Mass. St. Paul S.W.
927 $ _{1/2} $ Mass. St. Room 9 Phone 405