PAGE EIGHT GENERAL UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 29, 1940. Scholarship Applications Due Friday Graduate students also are eligible for the University scholarships. The scholarships carry an award of $250 for the academic year. The recipient is expected to give full time to graduate study and re- search. Applications for graduate fellowships and scholarships, carrying stipends from $100 to $600, are due tomorrow, E. B. Stouffer, dean of the Graduate School, said today. Additional scholarships and fellowships not directly awarded by the Graduate school include Kansas industrial research fellowships, which provide stipends of about $60 a month for half-time services to graduate students who qualify for the investigation of approved projects concerned with industrial development in the state. The Graduate School offers several fellowships, open to graduate students who have completed at least one year of study in a recognized graduate school, of $400 each for the academic year, Dean Stouffer said. Two fellowships and two scholarships also are open to graduate students. These include the $500 Edwin Emery Slosson scholarship in science; the $400 Selden Lincoln Whitcomb fellowship in comparative literature; the George A. Spang memorial fellowship of $600; and the $100 Ida M. Hyde scholarship. All fellowships and scholarships are awarded on a competitive basis, Dean Stouffer said. Announcement of awards will be made April 1. Weather Colder with considerable cloudiness forecast for tomorrow. REAT MISSOURI !!! Critic Sick— (Continued from page one) will not do! (he calms down a bit). Now look here, Son, you had a lousey seat didn't you? Did you sit behind the north or south post? CUB: No Sir . . . I had a swell seat. Mr. Dixon gave me a ticket on the first row. CHRIST: (ruffled) Let's look at this thing from another angle. Who took the "stinking honors"? Who was especially bad? CUB: I don't get you, sir. I thought they were all swell. Alma Louise Gray and Bud Gould were awfully good. And Ethel Jane Myers and Bcrt McGinnis supported the leads ably (he swells his tiny chest at this professional sounding judgement). I got a heck of a boot out of the second scene in the second act when Bud Gould (he played Ned) got into Roberta Newell's (Aunt Min) bed room by mistake. Oh sir, I'm sorry. I guess I failed you . . . (he breaks into tears). CHRIS: There, there, lad, pull yourself together. Perhaps we may salvage this review yet. Wasn't there anything that irritated you? CUB: (getting control of himself) Well, the curtain went up 15 minutes late and it took them an awful long time between scenes, but I thought that was because the sets were complicated and the stage hands weren't used to Fraser theater. Then there was Hallie Harris who kept getting Want Ads FOUND: Combination pen and pencil. Owner may have same by identifying and paying for this ad. KANSAN Business Office. -102 FOR RENT: Are you looking for an attractive, well furnished, very comfortable home of medium size at a bargain rental price. Near K. U. Phone 2105. -101 FOR RENT: Extra large 2-room apartment, light and warm, plenty of closet space. Will accommodate three persons. 1501 Rhode Island. Phone 2541. -101 up and waving to people, but shucks, you know Hallie. CHRIS: (enthusiastically) Now you've got it, son. Only stop explaining the errors. To be a good critic you must be brutal. Concentrate. How about the play itself? It wasn't very well written was it? CUB: (on the verge of tears again) Gee Wihz, sir. I thought it was awfully good. Everybody laughed. I even stomped my feet a couple of times. CHRIS: Well, the direction must CUB: But, I thought Mr. Wilner did a swell iob . . . have been inadequate. Where did the director fail? CHRIS: (exploding) That's enough! You missed the point altogether. You'll never be a dramatic critic until you learn to hate everything. You've got to give 'em hell, or they don't think you know what you're talking about. Why you didn't even notice whether or not someone's shoes were shined when they shouldn't have been! You go home now and let me think of some smart things to say so the actors will be afraid to meet their friends tomorrow. The youngster departs sadly, as The Paragon make a mental note to speak to the Cub's Reporting I professor about the matter. He puts on his tight fitted shoes, arranges tacks in the chair, sits down and after taking a healthy bite out of an extra sour lemon, begins to write. (Curtain) A COED CONFESSES! Beginning — A thrilling new series by a K.U. girl who dares to tell the facts. You'll want to read every thrilling installment. VALENTINES that were never sent . . . three pages of comic messages that spare no man. 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