THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 22, 1940.
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
PAGE SEVEN
On the Shin
By BUXTON, MEININGER=
"That was the most uncomfortable hour and a half I have ever spent," bluntly remarked Chancellor Malott to a somewhat surprised H. R. Knickerbocker following the latter's speech.
The rigid silence that follows such remarks as this was soon dispelled when the Chancellor explained that the uncomfortableness was due to thoughts of the terrible possibilities raised by "Knick's" speech.
Kansan business manager Ed Browne has his office situated in a "smoking permitted" but just to show his belief in the smoking laws he has laid down a ban of his own—and he enforces it.
In the event we are enjoying what smoking privileges you now have don't let "the principle of the thing" make you sign a petition that might lead to the repeal of the smoking laws. From what we are able to learn, you can take what privileges you have now or you can take nothing. There won't be a smoking sanctum sanctorium left on the Hill should the present laws be repealed by the students. Don't let these wise-acre politicians work you out of what you have.
The strains of "Happy Birthday to You," in commemoration of George Washington, added no end to the merriment in a local cafe this morning. Lots of the customers were singing to George but only those on the inside knew which George they were singing for.
"Alone in the moonlight," remarks witty Theta Cecil King, "is more fun if you're not." Call 295, boys.
A reporting II student is getting good experience with censorship in trying to get a story on the tunnel on the Brynwood Place. After failing to get anything out of the noncommittal Mr. Bayles, the student disgustedly remarked, "What do these guys think they're digging? The Maginot Line?"
Not long ago three boys knocked at a woman's apartment to ask her to play bridge with them. With the door opened only a few inches the woman nervously explained that she was busy making coffee. And whom do you suppose was hiding behind the woman's skirt? Our friend, Ultra Legal Eagle Alan Asher, up there trying to get some news for his column.
U. G. Mitchell, professor of mathematics, spoke on "Geometric Configurations" at a meeting of the Mathematics colloquium at 4:30 o'clock this afternoon.
Collegiate Shopper
With the third week of February flitting by, your sidewalk trotters come through with suggestions from Massachusetts street that should swing you right into spring. Indeed, in portraying Lawrence's main thoroughfare these days, the surrealist would place a new suit, a misty blouse, and a pin-wheel of all that's newest in the same picture.
Greene's have swung out in the grand march of spring wear with THE gayest and nattiest of Kay Dunhill dresses at $3.98 to $7.98. It's Greene's too, for new spring woven sweaters.
Here's something the folks will appreciate when you send them your picture—the newly introduced antique frames at Hixson's. Rare in their oddity, sweet in their simplicity, the frames can "do things for you."
And speaking of what's new, it's Shimmons for the cleverest electric, novelty bulbs we've ever seen. In each there's an embossed replica of a flower or a famous character. They're beautiful and last three times the ordinary bulb.
If ever there was a connoisseur's paradise, Drake's Bake Shop is that. We almost stayed the morning gazing at a sea of cakes and cookies. They're good and low priced, too.
Comes Spring and a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love—and what greater help is there for making a party evening a success or a day memorable than flowers from Ward's? Individual in style, superior in taste, Ward's flowers rank high.
The University Student Christian Federation is sponsoring a series of devotional programs through the Lenten period to March 20, held at 8:00-8:20 each morning in Myers hall. Various religious groups are in charge of the programs, a different organization each week.
Lenten Programs Planned By Student Church Group
During the week of March 9 the
DICKINSON
ENDS TONITE
That Happy Go Lucky, Fast and Furious, Wise Cracking Comedy Romance--by JOHN STEINBECK
BURGESS MEMETT - BEDITH FIELD - LON CHANEY 12
"HE MARRIED HIS WIFE"
Nancy Kelly Has Everything!
Our Old Friend Toppes Get
Everyone in a Jam and Mary
Boland Is Complete Nuts
The Picture Hollywood Said Could Never Be Made!
STARTS
FRIDAY
A Mighty Vowel. A Sensational Stage Success
NOW, the YORK MOST IMPORTANT PICTURE
OF MICE AND MEN
We Are Celebrating Leap Year Week With the First Showing in Kansas of the World Famous Classic "Swiss Family Robinson"
Confucius Say:--try our
"THIS HEAP BIG ADVENTURE STORY MAKE ALL OTHERS LOOK PLENTY SICK"
Shows: 2:30-7-9
NOW ENDS
SATURDAY
Double Order of Thrills!
Crafty . . . Cruel . . . Cold as a Heads-man's Ax!
- Companion Feature
Thrilling Sequel to "JESSE JAMES"try our
DONALD BARRY
(New Screen Sensation)
ROY ROGERS
"The Tower of London"
with
BORIS KARLOFF
BASIL RATHBONE
"THE DAYS OF JESSE JAMES"
Popeye Cartoon - News
Federation will sponsor fireside forums, held in an organized house each night and led by a local minister or a member of the faculty.
famous recipe chili 10c
YOUR
UNION
FOUNTAIN
In Glorious Technicolor
With SABU
RAYMOND MASSEY
And a Cast of 3000
— 2nd Hit —
Wife vs. "First Love"!
"Married and In Love"
Alan Marshal - Barbara Read
SATURDAY—GENE AUSTIN
Special
Special
SHAMPOO — FINGERWAVE
Mon., Tues., Wed., -- 35c
Thurs., Fri., Sat. -- 50c
NU-VOGUE BEAUTY SHOPPE
927½ Mass. Ph. 458
Optometrist 911 Mass.
PHOTOGRAPHS of MERIT E. GARICH Phone-2852
Phone
K.U. 66
for a
Kansan Want-Ad Taker
SKATES — SLEDS
SKATES — SLEDS
Guns — Ammunition
Skates Sharpened
RUTTER'S SHOP
014 Mass. Phone 319
SATURDAY -GENE AUSTIN
"SONGS AND SADDLES"
LEAP YEAR WEEK
All Shows—15c—Anytime
NOW ENDS
FRIDAY
Hunsinger's 920-22 Mass.
Phone 12
MONEY LOANED ON VALUABLES. Unredeemed guns, Clothing, for sale.
TAXI
Starts Sunday Robert Taylor - Hedy Lamar "LADY OF THE TROPICS"
2 — GREAT HITS — 2
A Mighty Epic of Adventure
Beyond the Khyber Pass!
"DRUMS"
Phone K.U. 66
WOLFSON'S
743 Mass. Phone 675
Drakes for Bakes
C. F. O'BRYON DENTIST 45 Mass. Phone: Office-570 Res.-1956 (Over Safeway Grocery)
HAL'S
411 W. 4th Phone 330
This coupon and 5c is good for a bowl of home-made chili with crispy crackers
Thin Soles Are Very Often The Cause of Bad Colds So Take Care. Come to Oyler's Shoe Shop For Your Shoe Repairing.
14th. & Tenn.
Automatic Phonographs For Parties
New and Used Records
VARSITY ANNEX
1015 Mass.
Marion Rice Dance Studio We teach anyone to dance who can walk. All the latest Ballroom Steps. $ _{1/2} $ Mass. St. Lawrence, Kansas
JOSEPHINE YAGER this is your free pass to see "He Married His Wife" now showing at the Dickinson theater.
Typewriters We have complete typewriter service.
Sales, rentals, cleaning and repairing.
Lawrence Typewriter Exchange
735 Mass. Phone 548
IVA'S BEAUTY SHOP
Shampoo and wave — 35c
Oil shampoo and wave — 50c
941½ Mass. Phone 533
NU
NU RE LAX with DUCE BUILD
Steam Baths and Swedish Massage
1021 Mass. Phone 336
MUTUAL LOAN CO.
R. M. REEVES, Mgr.
Personal Loans to tide over emergencies and to help you settle worrisome bills. Pay back on easy monthly payment plan. 927 $1% Mass. St. Room 9 Phone 405