1940 WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 21, 1940 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS PAGE SEVEN R Old sh ately of a out On the Shin By BUXTON, MEININGER Because of the prominence of two of the students up before the Student Court for indescreet smoking, remarks Legal Eagle Alan Asher of the Joynal Wold, it is indicated that the cases will be haxes. Yes, Alan, and probably because of the prominence of a third offender, one Pat Maloney, he didn't get his name printed in your newsy little column. To the Student Court: Why don't you haul Asher up before the bench for contempt of court. Hoaxes, indeed Why, with Moe Ettenson in there, justice is certain to be dealt out in liberal quantities. In case you haven't notived—Stew (Itsy Bitsy) Jones wanders, West Campusward quite often now to court Gamma Phil Jean Entricken. . . Drew Titon is becoming involved in a triangle made up of Gamma Phi Marjorie Siegrist and Kappa Betty Wyatt. Miss Wyatt, first come, is not being first served, we understand. . . Sidney "Puss" Endicott is doing quite well thank you, with Chi O Ruth Rice. . . Physics instructor Seville Chapman is doing practical experiments with falling bodies. We don't know the body falling for him last Friday in Wiedemann's but had she been any closer she'd have been inside his glasses looking out. Not to mention Leona Mae Cornwall (blonde a natural) who forsook an, oh so urgent, study session on chemistry to go skiing with Mr. Chapman. Caninites: Those luck chappies who have an apartment in the basement of 1245 Oread, Bill Lunt and Bob Smith, have sublet half their rooms to a flock of mutts. The dwelling of the two dog lovers is now called the "Home For Half-Broken Dogs." 1 Speaking of apartments, the University's decision that apartments will be "out" for next fall makes us predict that second-hand etchings will be a dime a dozen next year. Etchings lose their value in the busy-body atmosphere of a rooming-house. Who are you going to show them to? The landlady? "Did the church authorities throw him out?" inquired Harry Hill. Not long ago, Ken Postlethwaite, the pious country correspondent for the K. C. Star and Times, was telling about a cameraman who jumped up in a recent religious ceremony and took a flash picture of the rites. "Throw him out" exclaimed Postthwaita, "I hope they excommunicated him." Dean Lawson told his entomology class yesterday that if any person in the department of journalism ever reported a story accurately he would grow a new crop of hair. A great many pains have been taken to see that this item is correct. We can assure our readers that Dean Lawson will fulfill his promise, as behoves one in his position. We look forward with glee to the first appearances of fuzz on that mirror-like surface. Schiller Shore, about whom too much is printed in this paper, has his annual art show ready for display in the newsroom. The masterpiece of this year's exhibition in the "Marijuana Madonna", a portrayal of a sharp-faced woman with a cigarette dangling from the corner of her mouth. store has appointed one of the men in the printing shop to stand Fifteen Mid-Year Graduates Receive Final Placements Fifteen of the twenty-five mid year graduates of the School of Engineering, received final placement, Dean Ivan C. Crawford announced recently. The students now employed are: Harold Sailors and Weaver McCaslin, Phillips Petroleum Co., Bartlesville, Okla.; Hugh Maegruder, Martin Thomen, Ed Fuchs, and Clarence McCabe, General Electric Co., Schenectady, N. Y.; Loren Frink, Wright Aeronautical Co., Patterson, N. J.; Emerson Brooks, Armour Technical Co., Chicago, Ill.; Lewis Smithmeyer, Poehler Mercantile Co., Topeka; Lyle Samples, Joseph E. Seagram Corp., Lawrenceburg, Ind.; Tom Levell, General Motors Co., Detroit, Mich.; William Fossett, Hunter Milling Co., Wellington; Don Flanders, Magnolia Petroleum Co., Dallas, Texas; Maurice Hansall, Union Wire Rope Co., Kansas City; Frank Alexander, Phelps Dodge Copper Corp., Clarkdale, Ariz. Chemists to See Rayon Demonstration Tomorrow Rayon and Viscose demonstrations and a talk by Wesley Schroeder, gr will be the feature of the Chemistry club meeting Thursday. Schroeder's presentation will be prefaced by a talk by Dr. R. Q. Brewster on the aims and plans of the Chemistry club. The club is composed of graduate students and staff members but the meetings are open to all interested. The purpose of the demonstration on rayon is to show the method of threading the material. Wesley Foundation Elects Officers Wesley Foundation, Methodist organization, elected new officers at their meeting Sunday, Feb. 18. Those chosen were: president, Hugh Bruner, b'41; vice-president, Melva Good, c'42; and secretary, Mary Doo-little, c'42. The new officers will aid Rev, Edwin F. Price, of the First Methodist church, in selecting 18 members to serve as an administrative cabinet. A.I.E.E. To Hold Smoker The K.U. branch of the ALEE will hold its annual smoker at 7:30 p.m., tomorrow, at the Kansas room of the Memorial Union building. Rock Chalk Talk---- (Continued from page two) ments will be made any day to the faculty committee on smoking violation . . . Someone tonight should ask H. R. Knickerbocker about all those big-wig Nazis who have their bank rolls in American holdings . . Should hear soon about a new (and third) men's dormitory . . . Not despite but rather because shaving is socially desirable, Orson Welles will continue to cultivate his crop of chin whiskers. After all, Orson does make a handsome living and this is Leap Year! That almost ribald song, "She Had to Go and Losse it at the Astor," which is to be heard on every juke box in town it said by Time to have sold 150,000 records within a month. It's put out by a new recording company. guard over the picture and has equipped him with another Shore product a homemade sub-machine gun. ★ Exhibit Old Prints At Spooner A collection of 24 prints,representing work of the early masters as expressed in both line and tone,will be exhibited for the next two weeks in Spooner-Thayer museum of art. The exhibit was collected by the Carnegie Foundation in New York and sent out by the American Federation of Arts in Washington,D.C. The prints include etchings and engravings, as examples of the "line" type of print, and aquatints, mezzotints, lithographs, and woodcuts, as examples of the "tone" type. Other loan exhibitions now on display include a group of etchings and water colors by Charles Rogers, Kansas artist, and oils by Raymond Eastwood, associate professor of drawing and painting. J. E. Brantley, tropical explorer and oil driller, spoke in room 101 of the Geology building this afternoon at 4:30, according to E. A. Stephenson, professor of petroleum engineering. J. E. Brantly, Explorer, Oil Driller, Speaks Today Mr. Brantly has prospected for oil in India, South America, and Mexico. In fact, it was deep in the jungles of Mexico where Professor Stephenson first met the explorer some years ago. Handsome color blendings . . . as Scotch as skirling bagpipes... “HI-LO”* Short Socks . . just “high enough” to Cover Up. SHORT SOCKS at A news letter concerning the activities of the School of Education is to be sent to all schools in the state, according to Dean R. A. Schwegler. The purpose of the letter is to interpret the University's School of Education to the education profession. Schools to Get News Letters NOTICE Organizations desiring to publish announcement of their activities in the Official Bulletin are advised that beginning Monday, Feb. 19, all such announcements must be left in the office of the Chancellor by 4 o'clock in the afternoon, for publication in the Kansan the following day. No announcements will be included in the bulletin if received after that time. prices still SLASHED Koolmotor --- 15.7c Koolmotor with Ethyl --- 17.7c Cash leased --- 13c A sunflower on red and yellow will be the Kansas license plates for 1941 officials have announced. The red and yellow commemorate the four hundredth anniversary of Coronado's visit. Those were the colors he carried. HERBERT STEWART this is your pass to see the double feature "Drums" and "Married and In Love" now showing at the Patee theater. KANSAN CLASSIFIED ADS Optometrist 911 Mass. 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