TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 13, 1940
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
PAGE SEVEN
On the Shin
By BUXTON, MEININGER
Ray Heady, journalism instructor, ends his rough looking outline for Reporting II with "Please obtain a copy (of the text) by fair means if you expect credit toward graduation and starvation." Graduation but not starvation, Mr. Heady. No sirree, not even if we have to become journalism teachers.
Those raffish Alpha Chi's. Faith Seeley announces her engagement to Harold Dumler. That was all right; it happens in the AC house every other year now days. But the entire chapter ganged up on Faith's room. The result: two dummies, one in a white virginal gown and the other in mannish honeymoon costume lay on the bed. Scattered about the room were bedroom slippers and books. One tome professing to contain all the knowledge pertinent to marital life lay open near the bedside. On the dresser was a large flagon of Lucien Le-Long's "Indescreet." On the door of the room was a sign reading "Room 42. Peace. Don't Disturb." On all bulletin boards were arrows pointing the way to room 42.
Nothing is sacred anymore. Not to the Alpha Chi's at least.
Harry Hill, new publisher of the mag, is determined that it won't be printed. Helen Beth Faubion, managing editor of the Owl, threatens to resign should the questionable article appear. And we thought every thing possible had already happened to that "magazine."
Trouble is brewing. Jimmy Robertson, tired of the cracks about the Sour Owl being a collegiate church quarterly is determined to print an article entitled the "Confessions of a Coed" in the next Owl.
Clyde Bysom's Jayhawkers will do an arrangement for Jimmy Dorsey's band to be played at the Junior Prom.
Joe McAnarney, front man for
Jean Robertson spent Saturday night in the City in attendance at one of the famous Medic parties. Then back to Lawrence at 8 o'clock to go to church with Kenneth Postlethwaite.
Susy Lauderman and Kenneth Rockhill have often spent a quiet evening listening to classical records. But never has there been such a predominance of one composer as when Susy spent Saturday night in the back room of the Green Lantern learning about Bach—with a goat's head influence.
Add embarrassing situations best not mentioned here;
Katey Sewell upsetting a coke when her parents thought to surprise her in a booth with Miller Cameron. And did.
tournament include Topeka, Pittsburg, Russell, Wellington, Hutchinson, Newton, Fort Scott and Wyandotte high schools.
To Hold Debate---with
Class B schools include Valley Falls Eureka, Fredonia, Marysville, Trego county high school of Wakeeye, Medicine Lodge, Abilene, Colby county high school of Colby, Pratt, Turner, Osborne, Yates Center, and Dickinson county high school of Chapman.
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Class C schools entered are Eskridge, Seneca Catholic, Oakley, Cullison, St. Johns of Winfield, Bucklin, Reading, Cunningham, and Canton.
Friday night the debaters and their coaches will be guests at a dinner in the Memorial Union building. Paul B. Lawson dean of the College, will speak to the group.
Students and coaches will be housed in fraternity and sorority houses and private residences.
There's even a Summerfield scholar who for two years pretended to live in Kansas—costing the University about $200 loss in fees.
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But all the while there are students in Kansas City, a few blocks across the line, who must pay the higher fees because they are honest in telling where they live.
You Said It!---with
Doesn't that put too much of a premium on lying?
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We teach anyone to dance who can walk.
VERLE VERACITY.
For
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Now it's---with
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Phone
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for a
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