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UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 11, 1940.
Bv BUXTON, MEININGER
Gevene Landrith asks Jimmy Robertson what it was that girl lost at the Astor. And we thought the modern maids had let the Vestal fires go out long ago.
Lou Fockele writes that a long distance call to Mary Robeline Scott during Christmas cost him $1.90 and netted him nothing but a few hours of heated frustration, not even a letter. Since Fockele is wondering why Miss Scott never writes we could tell him she would—were Geologist Carl Becker inclined to give her time off from courtin'.
Something besides smoke is clouding up over the Phire Delt Cinder Chateau. Bud Tholen's return to school is almost bound to complicate the present Sammy Sifers and Maxine Miller arrangement.
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Pitter patter, bits of chatter; Jimmy Robertson calling Chestine Wilson to find whether to use Lux or Ivory soap. (Ed. note: Try Lifebuoy and keep in the running, Robertson, Nelson, et al, are pretty fast boys) . . . Bill Fitzgerald, now on a Manhattan paper back in town and still using his "I'm a heel" line . . . Pi K. A. Howard Dunham has a date with Chi O. Betty Lou Current for the Twelfth Street Rag party and she turns up 45 minutes late—30 minutes overtime to get ready and 15 to go . . .
Dr. R. A. Schweglier receives a call supposedly from the Chancellor's residence informing him that Chancellor Malott was ill with, to put it delicately, a stomach ache. The
chancellor was quite hale and hearty when the doctor arrived. The police traced the call to the Phi Delt house. One would think the Phire Delts would become tired of being burned up.
Kappa Sig Jason Yordy, for lack of something to do in American Government, takes his date, Gamma Phi Ada Lee Fuller, to class with him. The next thing we know the Kappa Sigs will be taking blankets and portable radios to their classes, too.
Earl Clark and Jack Dunagin spent a whole week at the Mardi Gras in New Orleans but all they seem to remember is, call Magnolia 4874 and ask for Norma.
Honorary Organizations Plan 50th Anniversary Celebration
A joint celebration of the 50th anniversary of the founding of the University of Kansas chapters of Phi
Treat yourself to Sunday
Chicken Dinner
$ 5 5^{\circ} $
Complete with all the trimmin's plus drink and dessert
Hal's
On 14th Ph.330
Beta Kappa and Sigma Xi will be held here on April 18th, according to Prof. U. G. Mitchell, of the department of mathematics who is head of the committee.
Continuous Today From 2:30 NOW ENDS WEDNESDAY
Continuous from 2:30
—— Plus
Technicolor Cartoon
Robert Banchley - News
There will be an all-University
THE MOST TERRIFIC TRIO ON SCREEN, STAGE, AIR ...OR ANYWHERE!
Edgar BERGEN
Charlie
McCARTHY
MORTIMER SNERD
CHARLE M.CARTHY, DETECTIVE
Also —
Musical - News
Pete Smith Specialty
with Robert CUMMINGS
Constance MOORE
John Sutton - Louis Calbern
Edgar Kennedy - Warren Humer
Samuel S. Hinds - Harla Huber
All Shows—15c—Anytime
NOW ENDS
TUESDAY
2—GREAT HITS—2
Now Shown for the Last Time Any Where!
THE GREATEST ADVENTURE ROMANCE OF ALL TIME!
Frank Lloyd's Mighty Sea Epic
"MUTINY on the BOUNTY"
CLARK GABLE
CHARLES LAUGHTON
FRANCHOT TONE
With Movita and Momo
Companion Feature--convocation at 10 a.m. at which Dr. Guy Stanton Ford, President of the University of Minnesota, will be the speaker. Initiation ceremonies for the societies will be held at 5 p.m. A banquet will follow at 6:30, at
"CHASING TROUBLE"
Frank Darro - Marjorie Reynolds
Mad Merry Mystery!
Wednesday—3 Days Fredric March — John Gaynor "A STAR IS BORN"
which Dr. E. B. Stouffer, Dean of the Graduate School at the University, is to speak. Non-members and guests will be welcome both at the convocation and at the banquet.
THE BUSIEST PLACE
ON OR OFF THE HILL WHY?
Because the food is excellent
and
the service the best
JAYHAWK CAFE
Optometrist
911 Mass.
HOWARD PALMER, this is your free pass to see "On Borrowed Time" with Lionel Barrymore and "Sabotage"now showing at the Patee theater.
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IVA'S BEAUTY SHOP Shampoo and wave — 35c Oil shampoo and wave — 50c $941 \frac{1}{2}$ Mass. Phone 533
Hunsinger's
920-22 Mass.
Phone 12
MONEY LOANED ON VALUABLES. Unredeemed guns, Clothing, for sale.
WOLFSON'S
743 Mass. Phone 675
Drakes for Bakes
C. F. O'BRYON
DENTIST
45 Mass. Phone: Office-570 Res.-1956
(Over Safeway Grocery)
BILL SOUTHERN, Kappa Sig glamour boy says: "Drop into Hal's this afternoon. I'll make you the best coke you ever tasted.
For Parties
New and Used Records
VARSITY ANNEX
1015 Mass.
Automatic Phonographs For Parties
Sales, rentals, cleaning and repairing.
Lawrence Typewriter Exchange
735 Mass. Phone 548
Typewriters We have complete typewriter service.
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Guns — Ammunition
Skates Sharpened
RUTTER'S SHOP
1014 Mass. Phone 319
SKATES — SLEDS
Steam Baths and Swedish Massage 1021 Mass. Phone 336
LOIS OAKES, this is your free pass to see "On Borrowed Time" with Lionel Barrymore and "Sabotage" now showing at the Patee theater.
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Personnel: Joe Lesch, Jimnie Pierce,
Freshman
Phone 310 1033 Mass.
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R. M. REEVES, Mgr.
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