9, 1940
RIDAY, FEBRUARY 9, 1940.
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
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so prove that higher education is pretty theoretical enterprise business school student paid hises with a fifty dollar check yesterday and walked off without picking his ten dollars in change. Pure eory—ten bucks.
If John Oakson, politician of some scord, feels bad about getting a D" in Principles of Government he would remember things could have been worse. Think what might have happened if it had been 'Ethics in government'.
And that reminds us of something else. Are University employees helping in soliciting and handling the funds of the ISA.A? And if they are the ISA.A paying some of the salaries of these employees? Any day now the Betas ought to be setting up long the fee payment table and doing a little soliciting too. After all have as much right there as the ISA.A.
Byron Sarvis, professor of psychology, didn't appear his usual dehnair self in class the other day when he wore fraternity brother Steve benko's clothes. The Delta Chi's remembered the old swimmin' hole days and tied all of Doctor Sarvis's shoes together and hid his clothes in a attempt to keep him home. They may have changed the valances on him but he still got through the barrier.
There must be something in this economy business. The Kappa Sigs and the Sig Alphs have saved no end of nickels by the simple expedient of breaking into the coke machines in their respective houses. Before you know it they will be paying off their house notes. With a hacksaw, a file, and aobbie pin you could get about two dollars a day out of those machines. If you're conscientious enough.
After reading the editorial attack on Hoover and his drive to aid suffering Finland we've decided it is our duty to warn you against dropping nickles in cripples' and blindmen's hats. The Kansan editorial Brain Storm Troopers might accuse you of having aspirations for the dog catcher's office.
Which reminds us that rumor has it that a group of whom "liberals" will stage some sort of benefit to aid the Russians. "Help those who help themselves" we always say, and boy, are the Roshies helping themselves.
For the past week Henry Werner has been conferring with Hill restaurateurs in an effort to eliminate an "alleged" spiking situation through cooperation among the hash entrepreneurs.
At last this department sees eye to eye with the Pi Phi's. The zip-n-sweater gals have taken up switch to satisfy their feminine yen
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Dictators Have One Foot in Grave Weather Trend Spells End
By Bill Koester, c'41 Dictatorships eventually will succumb to a world-wide spread of democracy—if present weather conditions are any criteria of trends in government. Such is the contention of R. H. Wheeler, head of the department of psychology, who says that totalitarian government has always been associated with warm periods characterized by dictatorships, and that throughout history long cold waves have accompanied the displacement of absolutism by more democratic forms of government.
Professor Wheeler contends that we are in the initial stages of a long drop in the world temperature curve, hence that the existing cold wave, which is nearly universal over the entire Northern Hemisphere signals the death knell of present dictatorships.
"The cultural events of warm periods have always included absolutism or some form of totalitarianism in government, and dictators have always been at their worst during hot drouths," asserted Professor Wheeler. "It is during this phase that state-promoted persecutions of minorities have occured, partly be-
for gambling, bridge becoming passe since it requires too much brains and time. Latest report is that the girls have been graduated from blind pitch to "draw" and are almost ready for the "straight" game as played by the cheese-n-cracker experts in Pumpkin Center.
Next to their $5,000 shutters (or is it $500) the Chi O's are proudest of Billy Doris Jarbo, a sleek blonde creation recently imported from the University of Kansas City.
cause governments in power are desperate, partly because these are always times of universal depression, and partly because these periods are always culturally decadent. Whatever form of government exists gets revolutionary and tyrannical; the late 1850's, 1880's, 1860's, and '90's were of this character."
Professor Wheeler contends that if we base our predictions for the future on the events of past history we may expect that many of the next few winters will be more or less like this one—cold and wet. "During this expected cold phase," Professor Wheeler continued, "there should be an outburst of civil strife, rebellion, and war, which existing dictatorships may or may not be able to quell, but in the end democracy should win out. Democratic institutions are founded and developed on the cold side."
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on the rocks Another romance cooled by cold weather. Our knight thought he would wait for the spring thaw to rejuvenate his jalopy. Research shows romance thrives in cars. He should have called us, and still can.
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