THE KANSAN The official paper of the University of Kansas. Published every Wednesday and Saturday night of the school year, by the Kansas University Publishing Association. Office in Basement of Fraser Hall. J. W. Kayser, Editor. C. L. Van Fleet, Business Manager. R. L. Douglas, Managing Editor. Frank H. Blackmar. Assistant Business Manager Members of the Board: H. W. Davis, Howard Farnsworth, W. W. Marshall, Wallace F. Howey, Frank L. Guy, Minnie Owens, Roy Moore, Omer Miles, Alma Manley. Subscription price. one dollar per year. Advertising rates: 20 cents per inch per insertion. Address all business communications to C. L, Van Fleet, 1126 Ohio Street. Entered as second class mail matter September 30, 1904, at the Lawrence, Kansas, Postoffice under the act of congress; March 3, 1879. SATURDAY, OCTOBER 21, 1905 One good result of the election is, that the man who says "I told you so" hasn't been seen since. Fame awaits the man who can write a football parody to the tune "Of the ghost that never walked." Those freshmen are certainly wonders. Just think of it, 37 to 0 against the State Normal of Missouri. There has been an infection prevalent for the last few days which, for want of a better name, might be called the "Beta grin". Let's get over this idea that the man who is chosen to lead the cheering does it because he wants to show off, and therefore is a proper target for all the jollying. Why don't the freshmen get busy with an ovation for their football team? Their record will certainly justify it. The whole freshman class at Chicago University turned out the other day to "whoop it up" for their gridiron heroes. No better men could have been chosen as leaders of cheering than R. L. Douglas and Wesley Arnold. If the men will come out and follow their leadership we will have the best "rooting" we have had for years. It was hoped to make the athletic election this year "free from boodling,"but alas,reformer, thy hopes were vain. One fair co-ed does not deny, is even proud of it, that she sold her vote for two "pounds of butter scotch with cocoanut in it". Since Professor Hunter has found that the mosquitoes, that carry malaria stand on their head when at rest, beware of the acrobatic little singers that hover around your bed at night. If they settle down in a gentlemanly way with all six legs touching your nose, turn over to dreams, they are harmless. But if they go through some gymnastic convolutions, with their hindermost appendages in the air, beware there is poison in their probosces. What K. U. needs most pressingly is a man with leather lungs and a goodly amount of gray matter under his head covering. A foghorn voice is not the only requisite of a yell leader; he should know when to yell and what to yell. Slumbering enthusiasm began to stir in chapel yesterday morning,in anticipation of the Oklahoma game. Football may, as eastern college men are beginning to assert,cost more than it is worth as a sport,but there is nothing like it to stir up college spirit. World's Champion at Basket Ball Forest Allen made his first appearance at basket ball in the gymnasium Thursday evening. The ceiling was too low for him to show how well he could throw long goals, but he gave the men some good ideas of how to get into the game. Allen will be able to play in the games in this years schedule, and will make a strong addition to the team. He is one of the world's champions, and is said to be the best goal thrower in the world. The Pharmic picnic, which was to have been had at Behrman's last Saturday, and was postponed on account of the weather, will hold forth this Saturday instead. Mr. and Mrs. J. T. 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Students will find a good assortment of STATIONERY, BOOKS and MAGAZINES at Wolf's Book Store FRATERNITY NEWS. George Marshall of the Sigma Nus has been forced by severe sickness to leave school for his home in Concordia. He is expected back as soon as he recovers sufficiently. The following of the Sig Alphs attended the horse show at Kansas Clty today: Roy DeVassler, Chas. Hine, Pryor Combs, Harry Busch, Jack Gaines and Omer Miles. Omer Miles leaves tomorrow for Chicago to visit friends for a few days. Miss Mitchell, of the Chi Omegas, attended the horse show at Kansas City today. Miss Irene Gilchrist, an '05 graduate, is visiting at the Theta house. The Phi Gamma Deltas will give an informal party tonight. Guy Mallam, Dr. Hunt and Ellis Mallam, of Kansas City, John Taylor of Edwardsville, and Miss Margeret Hammond of Kansas City are expected to attend. Miss Clara Carr of the Pi Beta Phis is spending today and tomorrow with her parents at Leavenworth. Miss Aileen Weaver of the Pi Beta Phi Sorority is visiting friends at Kansas City. Clare M. Rinne is spending a few days with the Phi Psis. Geo. T. Geurnsey returned Wednesday, after a two weeks visit with his parents at Independence. The Phi Psis held an initiation last night, four new members being taken in. The Phi Gamma Deltas held a line party at the production of "Piff! Paff! Pouf!" Monday night. THE LAWRENCE STEAM LAUNDRY COMPANY 908 Massachusetts Street. All Work Up to Date and Guaranteed. M.B. Galloway, University Agent. Both Pnoones. 383. W. J. Francisco & Sons LIVERY AND HACKING Open Day and Night. 812-14 Vt. St. Both Phones 139 We Call for and Deliver Your Clothes. 0. P. Leonard Rates $1.50 per month. TAILOR SHOP AND PANTATORIUM. Rates $1.50 per month. Agents, C. O., Pingry, Ross Cunnick. Tel. 5321 Red. Res. Tel. 134. 733 Mass. SPALDING'S Official Foot Ball Guide For 1905, Energy and Wearers Club FOR 1905. 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