PAGE FOUR WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 24, 1940 SIMONIZING.. SPORTS Bv JAY SIMON With the Big Six basketball race nearing the halfway mark it begin to look as though the league will not produce a high scoring star who can compare with a successful Frank Groves, Bill Johnson, Jack Fleming, and others. So far each one of the "Big Berthan" has had at least one color night. When a player trains his sights on a 12, 13, or 14 point average in just a 10-game campaign, he can afford to go under two digits more than once. A night under five points almost kills his chances. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS Ralph Miller of the Jayhawkers is another who was given a good chance to wind up with an enviable mark, but at Missouri he was held to four points and against Kansas State he collected but seven. Harry Piticatbilley of Nebraska started out in fair shape, but the Tigers also put the damper on him. The Husker forward to five points. Jimmy McNatt and Mavin Meesch of Oklahoma were potential material for a high mark, but when they opened the season here McNatt tailed but one field goal, and Meusch contained with a single charge slot. Iowa State had four boys who were running the dry goods in spectacular shape before the loop play started, but none have been able to get started as the Cyclones have calmed down to a gentle breeze. Al Buldonphill, Bob Harris, Gordon Nicholas, and Bob Monze were expected to do big things in a scoring way, but after four games, they turned operating perfectly. Ironically, it was Carol Scholzman, not even a starter who led them in their opening game with 10 points. Since then he hasn't even scored in three. Missouri has been passing the hoop-hitting around with the result that none of the Bengals are anywhere near the 10-point mark. Kansas State has been doing the same thing, with Melvin Seeley and Evin Reid leading their scorers with only 5.5 averages. . Unless somebody gets no less than terrified the last half the Big Six will have to be content with a leader somewhere near the 10 point mark. Intramural Standings Division V Won Los Phi Gam "B" 5 0 Kappa Sig "B" 4 0 Phi Pai "B" 3 0 Sig Ai "B" 3 0 Phi Delt "B" 4 1 Deta "B" 1 1 Sigma Chi "B" 3 1 Phi Tau "B" 2 2 ATO "B" 3 2 Sigma Nu "B" 1 3 A.K. Pai "B" 1 3 Accrota "B" 1 4 Delta Chi "B" 1 4 Pi K. A. "B" 1 4 Shi Eo "B" 0 5 Sig Ep "B" 0 3 Division V Won Los Beta "C" 4 0 Delta Tau Delta "C" 4 1 Phi Pai "C" 3 1 Sig Ep "C" 2 1 Sig Alph "C" 2 2 Sigma Chi "C" 1 2 Phi Gam "D" 1 3 Phi Gam "D" 0 3 Phi Delt "D" 0 4 Buccaneers Roll Over Co-Op,40-7 Despite the absence of the ace center, Hubert Ulrich, the Bucaneers kept their season record unblemished as they rode high, wide and handsome over the Jayhawk Co-op, 40 to 7. Bourne and Vandaver, Buccaneers, counted 13 points spice to keep in the first five scores. The defense started slowly, holding a comical first quarter lead of 1 to 0. The ISA-4 ball club don't have much trouble downing the Mississippi Meteors, 35 to 21. Stinkle and LaHerty hit consistently from long range during the opening half to a long pitch that was retinquished. Wolf was the only man on the Mississippi Meteor five who could find the hoop. Rv Clint Kanawa e'42 "Chet" Gibbens paced the Hexamgis I to a 25-17 victory over ISA-A in a rough hard-fought battle. The ISA's held Denzil Gibbens, a high scorer, in check but they couldn't bottle up little Chester, his brother. The Sig Alph "B" team remained undefeated, winning from the Delta with 23 points. "B" won from the A.K. Pal "B" 41 to 23. Phi Theta Delta "B" team outed the Acacia "B" team, 16 to 14 in an even played contest. Tau Dau "C" triumphed over Phi Gamma Delta "D" 22 to 18. LAWRENCE Business College Lawrence, Kansas - Tuition to K. U. Students— Shorthand, 16 weeks, $25.00 Typing, 16 weeks, $10.00 Special courses in compmatery and morning bookkeeping are offered Lawrence Business College Phone 894 BUCCANEERS (40) FG FT PF Fry, c 3 1 1 Lindquist, f 0 2 2 Bourne, f 0 1 1 Dalyplec, c 0 2 1 Hardline, g 2 0 1 Vanderveg, g 6 1 0 Totals 17 6 5 JAYHAWK CO-OP (7) FG FT PF Clawson, f 0 2 0 Philgreen, f 1 0 0 Martin, c 0 0 1 Kretmecrig, g 0 0 1 Splitter, g 2 1 3 Totals 3 1 7 HEXAGONS I (25) FG FT PF Bair, f 1 0 0 C. Gibbson, f 1 0 0 Thelan, i 3 1 0 C. Gibbson, g 5 4 1 Ghrist, g 0 0 0 Totals 10 5 2 ISA-1 (17) FG FT PF Harris, f 1 0 3 R. Watters, c 0 0 1 Brookett, c 0 0 1 C. Wagener, g 5 1 1 Notes on the Game Fans Still 'Over-Rule' Referees from a grandstandpoint, la last night's basketball entertainment proved principally that about 2,000 kids were playing in the game, better than the referees ... Chief cause of the outbursts from Jayhawker rooters was Ralph Miller, who had three fouls ... An each was assessed, the stands protested with verbal violence ... Miller gave the game six tries and scored drives and back flips and between the acrobatic demonstrations slipped in 10 points. They didn't start the game with the Alma Mater and Rock Chalk . This signal procedure usually delays the opening toss-up and results in a referee刷新 unsuccessfully to chase the cheerleaders off the floor . . . At the start of the second period, however, the A.M. and R.C. were presented with only a minor accident . . . Harry Pitcaitheil, stocky, stocky, a brakas player coached with a Kansai call leader but there were no arrests . . . In the pre-game warmups, Nebraska was using an overhand baseball delivery, although they employed a normal passing technique during most of the contest. Scoring came slower than dollar bills in a free will offering and prompted one fan to quip, "Thought for a while they'd have to call the game because of no basket." . . . Kansas shooting at the star didn't Argabright, g ... 0 0 1 Totals ... 8 1 9 click, many of the flips ending like one of Don Ebling's . . . Dashing Dn dribbled across court, whipped the ball in an overhead try at the basket . . . The ball twisted around the rim tautically, then wiggled out . . . The Jayhawk point moratorium was ended by Howard Engleman, who sank a close one second after he entered the game . . . See a Show Half-time entertainment was presented by members of Miss Jane Byrn's social dancing class . . . The routine was called a square dance, although the overall and gingham clad jitterbugs seemed to go round and round . . . Instructions were shouted by a brightly-clothed "caller" who spoke an unintelligible jargon . . . At intermission the sports series is treated to the boxing juggers and to continue the endless discussion about Kansas" "Pony Express" . . . The controversy is based on mutual disagreement as to whether the present Jayhawk team is shorter than any of Dr. F. C. Allen's previous conference winners. Never slow to catch on, the leather-lurged lads who roost on the front edge of the stage seating section were yelling "You know me, you know me." And pleas for Randall to throw him the ball . . . Midway through the last Tonite! All Shows Any Time PATEE Continuous Dailies from 2 NOW! ENDS FRIDAY 2 — BIG SMASH HITS 2 Surposing the Grateful Thills. The Scarlet Devil Gave You! "The HURRICANE" DOROTHY LAMOUR Jon Moss Thomas HALL ASTOR MITCHELL A Man to Remember in a picture You'll Never Forget! "MAIN STREET LAWYER" Edward Ellis - Annie Lauce Sunday! "Bachelor Mother" malf, Miller bagged one of his "impuffish" shots, an up-from-the-floor" swing of the arms that arches the ball almost straight up, then down through the hoop . . . A moment later, Rifflin' Alph shot a "forward pass" to Bruce Reid, who dribbed in ahead of the pack for a setup . . . With a minute left, Doctor Allen sent in a quartet of substitutes, then spent several seconds trying to locate the "exert" Kansas who hadn't left the floor . . . He finally spied Tee Eeg-Wismam—Big Chief—Hunter, who was notified of his removal. Frosh Swimmers To Meet Varsity The Johawker swimming team, which was deprived of its meet with Iowa State by inclement weather, will meet the freshman team shortly after the start of the season. Jim Report announced yesterday. Wallace Herrick and Paul Thayer, fresh stars, will captain the team against the varsity. The next regular meet for the Kansas swimmers will be against Oklahoma at Norrnan, Feb. 10. Greyhounds Meet Oilers Tomorrow Kansas City, Jan. 23—One of the most popular opponents of the Kansas City Greyhounds will headline the Flat Stanley March night. With the Greyhounds crowding Tulsa on the home stretch for a playoff position, *Lucky* 'Lackey' men from the Oil City will put up their challenge against the Greyhounds have put on their home ice this season. Hank Dyck's return to the lineup against Omaha made necessary the removal of Shrimp McPherson who is slated to be transferred to one of the Michigan-Wisconsin semi-pro league clubs. Another player will be transferred or released before the end of the week. The popular Porky Levine, Olive Molliville, Sonny Wakeford, and Barr Williams, with the rest of the Oilers, will meet the Graybounds' new players, Shannon and Dorna for the first time. The remaining home games will bring Minneapolis to Kansas City on Jan. 28; St. Paul, Feb. 1; Tulsa, Feb. 4; St. Louis, Feb. 14; Wichita, Feb. 20; Omaha, Feb. 24; Wichita, Feb. 29 and Minneapolis, Mar. 10. 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