PAGE TWG UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN. LAWRENCE. KANSAS TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 14. 1939 Kansan Comment Kansas Fights Missouri may have a certain well-publicized Mr. Christman, but Kansas has a fighting team with a spirit that conquers defeat. At Nebraska, the gallant Jayhawkers fought without flinching; they played "heads-up" football during every moment of the game. There was no let-up and no relief; substitutions were few and the Corn-huskers were big and numerous. Everyone who witnessed the game at Lincoln was impressed by one salient fact: the indomitable fighting spirit of K.U. Such a team plus its record of good sportsmanship on the field are invaluable assets to a University. We are proud of our football team. --subscriptions rate, in advance, $1.00 per year, $1.75 per month. The minimum stay required is one month. International costs may wast exceed Monday, Friday and Saturday. Interested as an overseas customer, please contact (800) 624-9000. Name-Calling On the Hill The engineers call the Green Hall stepsitters "Shysters"; the lawyers deride the engineers as brain-bound slide-rulers; the political science majors are known as a bunch of politicians; the journalists are labeled a literate group of pencil-pushers. Every campus has its uncompensatory name for every other department. The days of physical combat between schools is past, and the senior law students do not carry those canes for protection, but the tradition of inter-school feeds and the holier-than-toulter attitude persists to the detriment of the University as a unit. Each college has its own clubs, its own traditions, its own activities, but such departmentalized spirit tends to lose sight of the fact that a University is not made up of one small specialized department. The reputation of a college is based on a composite impression of the student body, the achievements of alumni, and the unique spirit which makes any individual university different from all others. Why don't the perennially idle class committees justify their existence by sponsoring some inter-college program to improve relations between the professional schools and the much-bedevilled "Liberal Arts" students? The overthrow of the narrow-minded "specialists" who can see only their own field of endeavor and look down from soaring heights of superiority on their humble peers would be a victory in the interest of University spirit. --subscriptions rate, in advance, $1.00 per year, $1.75 per month. The minimum stay required is one month. International costs may wast exceed Monday, Friday and Saturday. Interested as an overseas customer, please contact (800) 624-9000. Life in the Big Ten: Michigan beat the University of Chicago 85-0. As President Hutchens so aptly put it: "This is the way we play football—for the fun our kids get out of it." Massacre is good clean fun, if you can take it. --subscriptions rate, in advance, $1.00 per year, $1.75 per month. The minimum stay required is one month. International costs may wast exceed Monday, Friday and Saturday. Interested as an overseas customer, please contact (800) 624-9000. Mr. Smith Deserts Washington Now that the blue haze of the neutrality debate has drifted down the Potomac, and the Senators and Representatives have retired to their respective fences for a little seasonal repair work, the public raises a beewildered eyebrow and queries: "Why didn't Congress remain in session?" Congress convened in special session, and departed with "illusions of grandeur" and an assured neutrality for commercial America. Momentary settlement of national policy in connection with the shifting European jig-saw does not hide the fact that the world is smouldering and may burst into flame before the "men of the people" reassemble in January. Some commentators go so far as to comment that important and delicate questions of foreign policy may demand the instant availability of Congress. Congress did not depart with a carefree mind leaving an empty docket behind them, Pressing problems such as taxation and unemployment, vital need for immediate and thorough study of the Labor Relations Act, and intelligent conclusion to the financing of the Social Security Act are only a few of the domestic tangles that the legislators left to straighten out later. Congress may be criticized on the ground that the best way to insure domestic tranquility at a time when unrest and confusion is rampant is to set our house in order. Proximity of primaries, national conventions, and the 1940 campaign will smudge clear-cut issues when Congress meets in regular session. Political jockeying before national horse-sense may prove hazardous in these times. Congress went home. Some alert Congressman might have given as a valid reason for remaining in session the need of a demonstration of congressional sincerity to counteract the current critical cinema "Mr. Smith goes to Washington." The eight-million show-goers who squint at the flickers every day are wondering along with the rest of us what history will say about Congress going home in November, 1939 When you listen to a lecture or study your textbook, think and apply the materials to your own personal and environmental problems. Spend fifteen minutes a day in meditation, digesting the knowledge you have tasted. Let that knowledge be your servant rather than your master—Dr. McHugh, Villanova College. --subscriptions rate, in advance, $1.00 per year, $1.75 per month. The minimum stay required is one month. International costs may wast exceed Monday, Friday and Saturday. Interested as an overseas customer, please contact (800) 624-9000. L This University may have its weekly fires, but some schools have crazy burglaries. There is the chap who can't resist fraternity houses. His loot: silver cups, a stuffed owl, and a bust of Julius Caesar. 15 YOU SAID IT EDITOR'S NOTE. The editors are not responsible or opinions or facts given in the letters published in his column. Letters more than 300 words are subject to editorial discretion, although the same will be withdrawn if the writer desires. Reply to Gazette Dear Mr. Emporia Gazette: Yes, the everlasting walloping the state college at Oklahoma football last week was as it should be. It probably will be quite everlasting—everlasting like the one they gave us three years ago when had the remarkable long lifespan of a cow. Yes, this is as it should be. The Manhattan college maintains universal military training for boys and girls. Of course one would expect to find boys who are highly intelligent in their various trades at Manhattan. Surely no one but an ignorant would think of asking of the professions—journals, for example. The licking the university got was fine, wasn't it?— So thrilling! Yes, just what business has a soda-water jerker and sandwich cutter tangling up with men who possess Neolithic iaws? (II bite). I'm it. It is a shame that lawyers, and doctors, and fiddlers, even think of indulging in any sport rougher than tennis or baseball. Pass a law prohibiting any student at the University of Chicago against him on the game of bridge on the sky? That would really give me what they deserve—make the blimp domed hippper, spindle-shanked shankker, and the goggle-eyed inventor. Though I agree with everything you say I don't understand why you admonish "Don't monkey with the buzz-saw," for did you not say, "stratospheres of manual training . . . enrich mankind" Possibly the reason the K.U. boys didn't carry pitchers is, of course, the information is correct, football pants do not have pocket. To The Editor: --subscriptions rate, in advance, $1.00 per year, $1.75 per month. The minimum stay required is one month. International costs may wast exceed Monday, Friday and Saturday. Interested as an overseas customer, please contact (800) 624-9000. Fraser Fools Speaking of smoking bars, fireproof buildings and non-fireproof buildings, there is still some badly needed action that could be taken by the M.S.C. and the W.S. police to stop them from doing official access to it this time) concerning a dangerous hazard. Why not set up a ruler that every damned fool who insists on lighting matches in Fraser Theater to read his (or her) program in the dark must complete at least thirty hours of work for any degree at Osatwatome? UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS OFFICIAL BULLETIN Vol. 37 Tuesday, Nov. 14, 1939 No. 43 Notices due at Charcellier's office at 3 p.m. on day before publication during the week, and at 10 a.m. on Sunday. --subscriptions rate, in advance, $1.00 per year, $1.75 per month. The minimum stay required is one month. International costs may wast exceed Monday, Friday and Saturday. Interested as an overseas customer, please contact (800) 624-9000. CANDID CAMERA FIENDS. Until further notice the dayhawk magazine will pay 25 cents for every acceptable candid picture submitted by students or faculty members—Richard MacCann, editor. CHRISTIAN SCIENCE ORGANIZATION; The regular weekly meeting, open to students, graduates, and faculty members, will be held at 4:30 this afternoon in room C, Myers hall - Jack Daley, secretary. CONTEMPORARY LITERATURE: M. Helen Rhoda Hoopes will speak on Edna St. Vincent Millay's "Huntman, What Quarry" at 3:00 Wednesday after noon in room 254 Fraser hall. While this lecture is primarily for freshmen, upperclassmen and graduates it is directed — W. S. Johnson, chairman, department of English. DRAMATIC CLUB: The Dramatic Club will meet at 4:30 this afternoon in the basement of Green Hall Gymnastics. **HOME ECONOMICS CLUB:** The Home Economics Club will hold its regular meeting at 4:30 this afternoon in room 110 Fraser hall. Miss Ruth Parker will speak china and earcarnetha—Audrey Batanem, president. NEWMAN CLUB: The Newman Club will hold its regular meeting at 7:30 p.m. evening in St John's parish hall, 1025 W. 48th St. (609) 744-2424. TAU SIGMA- Tau Sigma will meet at 7:30 this evening- Gearlind Uml, president. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS Lawrence, Kansas Editor-in-Chief Associate editors Udger, Sherry Linder, Digitgan Rogers, Steven J. Managing editor Sports editor New media editor Campus editor Berry copywriter Mixup editor* Rewrite editor Rewrite editor Sunday editor Stew Jones Clive Osborne Roderick Burrell Dole Hekendorn Leliyan Young Leilyn Young Elizabeth Kinch Rebecca Burrell Walt Meinberg Harry Hill News Staff Editorial Staff REPRESENTED FOR NATIONAL ADVERTISING BY National Advertising Service, Inc. Business Manager ... Business staff ... Edwin Browne 420 MADISON AVE. NEW YORK, N.Y. CHESTER & BOSTON LOS ANGELES SA FREDERICKS They've been having a hot time over in the Phil Delta Thhea house — this with four fires. Fire, one of the homes is not unknown to the Hill. Campus and Fraternity Fires Worry Lawrence Firemen In 1910, a fire broke out in the Phil Delta Theta house causing $4,000 damage. The fire burned the roof and the greater part of the third floor. A defective flu was blamed. A P i Pluison fire in 1917 resulted in an $8,000 loss. In 1923, a fire of unknown origin caused damages of $2,500 at the Delta Uma house and the Kappa Sigma and Phi Chi barres had small conflagrations. Phi Delta Chi was considerably damaged in 1925. The loss was estimated at $3,000. The next year, it went up to $6,000. Phi Upsilon had small flame damage. In 1928, the Sigma Epsilon chapter was building a new house. On Dec. 21, fire broke out, destroying the framework. Damages were estimated at $30,000. Kappa Kappa Gamma joined the fire list a month later, but escaped without serious losses. An exploding furnace was blamed for a $25,000 blaze which completely destroyed the Kappa Sigma house at 1537 Tennessee street in 1534. Most of the members lost their personal belongings and had to be clothed and housed temporarily by friends. There were many other small blzes in fraternity and sorority houses, inflicting various amounts of damage. Hill buildings have several small fires, although most of them have been of a minor nature. Fowler shops has perhaps been the most fortunate of the buildings. On May 9, 1918, the shops burned, with a loss of $16,000 for the building and some $18,000 for equipment. In 1932 a fire in the building destroyed $4,000 and $8,000 worth of uniforms and equipment up in smoke. Fraser hall suffered from a small blaze in 1927, when a fire started in a pile of magazines in a north basement room. On Jan. 6, 1938, fire of unknown origin destroyed an awning on the west wall of the building, causing great excitement and little loss. Other small fires occurred in the KANSAN CLASSIFIED ADS Chapman, L. H. 166 C. F. O'Bryon 745 Mass. 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Phone 419 Hixon's Intramural pairs in archery by organizations place the PI Phis in the lead with 43 points; Chi Omega second, 28; Kappas, 14; IND, 13; Alpha Chi Omega, 10; Alpha Omieron PI, 10; and Watkins hall, 8. Betty Current, c.42, Chi Omega, is winner of the archery tournament. Second place goes to Martha Brownning, c.40, Pi Phi; third goes to Sue Haskin, c.41, Pi Phi. Her contention was for the bronze, c.43, and Jane Knudson, fa.41. Semi-finals in tennis singles and handball are scheduled for this week. In tennis, Mary Beth Dodge will play against Betty Vant Aradale, and Jane Irwin will play Lois Wisler. In handball, the match between Anderson are matched in the upper bracket, while Jerry Ulm plays Lois Wisler in the lower bracket. Finals in golf have been reached by Mary Lewis, e4, 40 Phi, and Pi, who will play each of fe4, Corbin, who will play each for the championship this week. American Women Do the Buying Milwaukee (UP)—A man's world? 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