PAGE TWG UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN. LAWRENCE. KANSAS TUESDAY, OCTOBER 31, 1939 Kansan Comment Football, False King Since Latin was supplanted by football as the main interest in colleges, gossip-mongers and self-appointed critics have harped on the lamentable practice of the subsidization of football players in the colleges of the United States Francis Wallace, a noted pre-season football prophet, has written a punch-packed article, "Test Case at Pitt," for the Saturday Evening Post. Though his analysis is specific, the subject is close to dozens of American educational institutions. For several years there has been an off-the-record struggle between the faculty and the athletic department at Pittsburg for supremacy. The fight centered around John Gabbert Bowman, chancellor, and John Bain Sutherland, football coach. Now Mr. Sutherland has been fired, and Chancellor Bowman is emphasizing the educational angle of college to his heart's content and the benefit of the University. Competition between the class-room and the stadium is absurd, but such a situation exists in many large schools. Emphasis has shifted from scholastic achievements to the quality of the current football team, as though the merit of the entire university was settled on the goalline. Football, basketball, or any other sport must remain an added-attraction, a rallying point for college students, but sports events are not the main feature of four years of college life. High pressure football of the play-for-pay variety has resulted in a commercialization of college athletics and an over-emphasis on huge stadiums and victory-guaranteed teams. Attacks on the value of college education are mounting in number. The old days when a diploma meant more than a social security number are gone. Observers from both outside and inside the magic university circle have taken off their rose-glasses and are attempting to justify the existence of the thousands of cultre-clinics which sprinkle the hills of America. Straightening out the footbath-education angle of college would boom university public relations. Football heroes should not be deprived of their glory or their chance to fight for their chosen alma mater, but subsidization of players is not a justifiable part of a college budget. Pursuit of the pigskin and the sheepskin must be more rationally reconciled. --mark via remote control. We have the dignified, sanctioned-by-society way of showing our opinions, that we can vote. We have not the retience that keeps us in articulate at other times, silent because we dare not assume intellectual equality with the masterminds make the laws, even by so much as writing them a letter. From the McGill Daily; --mark via remote control. We have the dignified, sanctioned-by-society way of showing our opinions, that we can vote. We have not the retience that keeps us in articulate at other times, silent because we dare not assume intellectual equality with the masterminds make the laws, even by so much as writing them a letter. "For Camppass no Nazi years He needs no education In labor camps he quickly learns The art of concentration Have a type— No other could be grander— Though France and England call it tripe We call it proarganda We read books on the shelves We all know how to piler. Finance helps those to help themselves. To cuts from Winterhilfe We study to be engineer? We learn geometrical We learn how much to water beers On all save army petrol. Fair science is our best fad; or our vintage. Still we admit it is too bad We've no Ersatz for Hitler!" Confidentially--mark via remote control. We have the dignified, sanctioned-by-society way of showing our opinions, that we can vote. We have not the retience that keeps us in articulate at other times, silent because we dare not assume intellectual equality with the masterminds make the laws, even by so much as writing them a letter. Ediori's Note: In response to a request for an opinion on smoking insurance, William Allen White sent this reply. "I would uphold the anti-smoking bill, first, because of the tremendous fire-hazard, and second, because dead cigarette stubs stink, and why should a person who does not smoke have to stand the stinks of those who do." --mark via remote control. We have the dignified, sanctioned-by-society way of showing our opinions, that we can vote. We have not the retience that keeps us in articulate at other times, silent because we dare not assume intellectual equality with the masterminds make the laws, even by so much as writing them a letter. Campus Opinion EDITOR'S NOTE. The editors are not responsible for opinions or facts given in the letters published in this column. Letters more than 300 words are subject to editing. The editor will check through the name will be wilthed if the writer desires. Embargo Enthusiasts To The Editor: Why don't the 1.100 students who voted for retaining the embargo write their representatives or the repalces of those who voted to withdraw which may decide the issue? If some of the students could see far enough in front of their noses (or the rest) they might repalce, they would tear loose with a few airmial stamps or even splurge with a new toy. Here's the answer to a New Dealer. Dear Congressman: You do have a duty to something higher than F.D.R., et al, namely, your fellow-countryman and God, your own army and the typical New Deal corporal man, your vision is distorted by cigar smoke, your hand is crippled by handshaking, your ideas are rubber-stamped, your diet consists of crumbs from the Ad-Val-Pacific and you don't care about gear by backpatting Papa Roosevelt's 'blessings on you little man' magnifiently given to all those who fall in line. And you live in a world far removed from God, and from your fellow-man back at Podunkville or But discard the moral issue; it is out as a primary promise. God can eat vote. But in the articulate mass that in the aggregate is mighty. Come election, and we will get the congress to act, graphing our congression, making them the toe Of course, at first you were going to do right by us, you were going to keep us out of war. Of course you were going to be right changes with time. How could you foresee that the White House was going to get more hospitable. Now it seems to you that your destiny is to help make progress in Europe and as a result for dictatorship, to make us susceptible to the chaos and despotism of a Roosevelt-dynasty. The Messiah-complex is no doubt embarrassing for you, but it can be explained of bewildering this country by another gesture of capitulation to and acquiescence with Europes murderers. Perhaps you will be able to see why the German border to bear the "Made-in-America" sign. Or maybe you are motivated by the desire to cripple and scare us that we would indeed another president in 1940. The administration would like to make the country tries for a third term, to make it bogey for the German government, and in doing so ingoring the Du Pont bank roll and, of course, old John PUBLIC to the extent that the administration will be forgiven for pseudo-relief measures to the tune of 50%. Heaven pity us if we are mercenary and stumble enough to think economic gain can be laid in the balance with blood, even though it is foreign blood. And we cannot afford to do that, because magnificently indifferent to the fate of the foreign democracies, if it means we've got to keep the home fires burning all the time. And even if Treaty was just, suffer for their shortestlightness and folly. The democracies win, lose, or draw, we can maintain our isolation if we want to. Even a victorious war would not allow them to maintain We are demanding that our representation be not the pseudo-representation it so often is. I am a cree of all sorts, and I know that there are some vestiges of stature were for restoring the embargo. This poll is a cross-section view of the opinion of every college in the United States, as it is from our ranks you know. We can trust colleges have their tacit consent to gamble with millions of lives just because we were elected our representatives, but you don't. No such omnipotence was needed. Enrolled in some college in the United States are on future presidents, statesmen and leaders, providing their destiny is not an ignoring roote on foreign soil i a shrapnel, bullet-turn hell-on-earth in a war fought not because of hate, but because of the gory bread of oppression and ambitions of opportunists and foreign imperialists. --to hear 'em say "Aw, I bet you tell! that to all the girls." R. C. UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS OFFICIAL BULLETIN Vol. 37 Tuesday, Oct. 31, 1935 No. 33 Notices due at Chancellor's office at 3 p.m. on 11 a.m. on Saturday for Sunday, and at 1 a.m. on Saturday for Sunday. --to hear 'em say "Aw, I bet you tell! that to all the girls." CHRISTIAN SCIENCE ORGANIZATION: The regular meeting, open to students, graduates and faculty members, will be held this afternoon at 4:30 in room C, Merys hall - Jack Dalby, secretary. COSMOPOLITAN CLUB: Professor Springer will bring in the banquet for the 450 cafeteria each person will buy his own meal there. Students of all races, nationalities, and beliefs are invited to attend— DELTA PHI DELTA. You will be a meeting in the women's longeight tonight at 7:15. Attendance is required. HOME ECONOMICS CLUB. The Home Economics Club will have initiation for new members at 7:30 this evening at the Home Management House—Audrey Bateman, president. NEWMAN CLUB: There will be a regular meeting at the Newman Club at 11am in St John's Church at Gloucester. Glillee will attend. PERSONAL RELATIONS COMMISSION: There will be a meeting at 4:30 afterschool at Henley House. A discussion of faculty-student relations will be held. Exhibition: Marjorie Wiley, Charles Yoo-Mamns, co-chairmen. SIGMA ETA CHI: There will be a brief, but important meeting at 7 o'clock this evening at the home of M. J. F. King, 140 Ohio Street. The meeting will be held on Monday and Tuesday to bring money for dues. Alice Ann Jones, president. SOCILOGY CLUB. The Sociology Club will meet at 20 today in the Old English room of the Union building. W. S.G.A. TEA: There will be a tea in the women's lounge of Strong hall on Wednesday afternoon from 3 to 5 o'clock for the purpose of meeting the candidate for the mayor of Athens, which is invited to attend — Ethelhyne Burns, social chairwoman. W. S.G.A. EXECUTIVE COUNCIL. Please remember the meeting at 1:10 today in Central Library, have the picture here. TAU SIGMA: Tau Sigma will meet at 7:30 this evening.-Geraldine Ullman, president. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS Lawrence, Kansas **Cancer Surgeon** Editor-In-Chief Edwin S. Ursard Ursard Shriffy Marlyn McBride Feature editor John E. McBride Elijah Gibb Elijah Gibb Managing editor Sport editor Journalist Roderick Burton Campus editor Social media editor Betty Coulson Makeup editor Lailyn Young Rewrite editor Elizabeth Krisch Rewrite editor Mattie Morgan Sunday editor Walt Manning Editorial Staff Publisher News Staff Business Manager ___ Edwin Browne Subscription rates, in advance, $3.00 per year, $1.75 per semester. Published at Lawrence, Kansas, daily during the school year except Monday and Saturday. Entire as second class course for Master's degree office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the Act of March 3, 1879. Poll Tells Why Freshmen Take Military Training This year's questionnaire to freshmen students in military science to ascertain why they enrolled in the voluntary R.O.T.C. courses at the University disclosed that 14 headings "The unsettled world situation" has jumped from sixth place nearly to yearly a tie for third place this year. Nearly half of the 225 students answering the poll admitted some influence from the war situation and about 12 per cent said it was the first and most important reason. By John Baldwin, c'41 "The benefits of the course to me in professional life" received 53 per cent of the first, second, and third preferences as compared to 44 per cent for "The desire for a commission as a second lieutenant in the organized reserves upon graduation" and 36 per cent for "Upon the advice of friends in or familiar with the R.O.T.C." Fifth place went to "Interested in a military career." Twenty-five aspirants would like to become flying cadets and about a dozen are looking forward with hope for West Africa. Sixth place went to the regular army upon graduation from the University. Sixth place went to "Military work and a On the SHIN--to hear 'em say "Aw, I bet you tell! that to all the girls." (Continued from page one) We've been so engrossed in finding someone to date us that we haven't realized that everyone but us is having marvelous huck at the old amour game. Being a dull tool of the rougher variety we had to call on an authority for the dope and, lo and behold, Virginia Buntleon gives it to you—yeah, she's a *Pi* Phi. The Phi Delta held a house-warming last night. All of the neighbors were present including a new Beta's, two members of the large number of visiting firemen. Bantelesque gossip - Fi Phi "Zibby" Pearis and Albert Becker 'nuf said . . . lots of Sig Alph parties but only one moon eclipse so Fi Phi Anne Lewis and Kenny Hamilton take lots of time to come back after intermission . . . Kappa Dotty Teachur Sat尔德 Phi Gam O. Butcher over the week and . . . Sigma Chi Jack Wilson hesitated between Theta Margie Reed and Bert Bodge but finally reached for the skies with Theta Becky Tremily stewfries Sigma Chi Rodney Smith on a cold night . . . Gamma Phi Betty Coulson has greased the skids under a certain Kappa (editor's note: Herp shes had to "certain". Ho, ho, hum) . . . We're glad to see Phi Mary Jane Shartel and Fphi Delt Jack O'Hara together again. Mustn't fight, children. Here we are paddling along with cumbersome smoking bans when the program "Hobby Lobbies" announces that next week's enterance can take place, who can use a whip to knock out cigarettes with one crack—just one. There was much ruffling of the bustles at Halt's Inn I'mother night when a freshman frightened customers into dropping their coffee cups and a woman into screaming. It wasn't a mouse the freshman turned loose but an imitation of a baby being murdered. Other students presenting well-known characters in picture-words were Bob McKay, c'40, with the subject "William Allen White"; John Shaw, c'41, with the subject "John Hart Benton"; and Betty Kimbull, c'41, presenting "Deane W. Malot". McAnaw Is First In Speech Contest Aubrey Burgtorf Accepts U. S. Weather Bureau Position Mary Frances McAnow, e42 speaking on "Governor Lloyd C Stark" placed first in a speech conference at the Kiwanu club at noon Thursday. Aubrey E. Burgort, graduate student who received his A.B. from Baker University last spring, has accepted a civil service post with the U.S. weather bureau in Pueblo. Burgort, who enrolled in the Graduate School to take further work in the mathematics department, will begin work at the weather bureau Monday. The only red-gold diamond in existence in the world is on display at the New York World's Fair. It is called the "Golden Maharajah" and weighs 66 carats. desire to wear the uniform" Desire for "credit hours" and "Pay and allowances" were seventh and eight places respectively. "Dad's Orders" Approximately 15 per cent of the freshmen had previous military training in high school, the National Guard, on the C.M.T.C. (Citizen's Military Training Camp) and especially desired to complete their military education. "Dad" appeared in their training camp enroll. However, only two admitted that they enrolled on father's orders. The choosing of R.O.T.C. as preferable to physical training was mentioned by 30 per cent. Only 7 per cent would acknowledge that the facility advisors had any influencer in their grant gave this as his first reason for enrolling. Two Influences Logical The first, two influences, "The benefits of the course to me in professional life" and "The desire for a commission as a second lieutenant in the organized reserves upon graduation," appear sound and logical. Col. K. B. Foldin, professor of military science and tactics, believes. Not over 5 or 10 per cent of these are liable to become professional military men. Civil citizenship and citizenship should be a distinct asset will be followed by the great majority and at the same time the graduates will hold reserve commissions which will assure their leadership in time of a national emergency. 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