UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN OFFICIAL STUDENT PAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS VOLUME XXXVI LAWRENCE, KANSAS, TUESDAY, APRIL 18, 1939 Z-229 NUMBER 132 Moorhead, Voorhees Get Honor How Much Money Do Students Need To Get Married? By Shirley Smih, c'39 - Dartmouth Debaters Say $1200 a Year and Love Doesn't Equal Matrimony He! He! Love needs money but just how much money it needs was debated last night by two men from Dartmouth of the negative and two University men supporting the affirmative side of the question, "Resolved: the man graduate earning $120 a year (and in should) get married? Allen Crafton, professor of speech and dramatic art, acted as chairman of the non-decision debate, introducing the Dartmouth representatives, William Green of New Hampshire, Sir Stifftation of Topkapi and Simon R. Koehler of Good-house, dr and John Oskason, c. 40. Diettes The Wrie Books Woodhouse, the first speaker, defined love quoting from Webster, Encyclopedia Britannica, and Socrates, an in-xtoxit to make man act foolishly and yet be happy and a serious disease with the patient unwilling to get well. "He said a young man in love making $1200 a year should marry because he would have better professional efficiency; the couple would be happier in the relationship of marriage if dangerous against nature in deyng marriage; and that war or national or race supremacy is better won with peramulators than battleships. "Irritability results from the pressure of living on a minimum budget," assured Gear, "and romance begins to work itself out. More divorces are caused by lack of money than any other reason." Oakson Defines Love "Love is the 'devine drunk' or 'the unusual tickle that you can't serratch'," defined Oakson, "Here in Kansas where people are common enough to spend their money as in the east couples can live on $1,200 a year. Refuting Green's argument, Oakson showed that insufficient income as a cause for divorce was ranked twenty-third by married men and twenty-fifth by married women. It is the little things like leaving the cap off the tooth paste that cause most divorces. Fifty per cent of the cases in the study were longer they wait after college the more likely they are to become "career women" so get her while you can advises Oakson. ON THE SHIN by jimmy robertson Since the boys in the Academy of Science have been a little reluctant to mention "Paus's First Law," We Shinere stems it his duty to inform the uninformed. The law, as its name implies, is the first to be discovered by its discoverer, Lloyd Faust. The underlying principles of the law are still subject to some speculation. However, those attempting to understand the law were not successful; it was conceived during a discussion of automobiles and elaborated upon during a discussion of girls. Simply put, Faust's first law states that: "You can't push with a string." Comes a query asking what Bob Williams was doing under the table at Brick's one recent night after having eaten ester a cherry-mud aunade. (Continued on page two) Now that's a difficult question, although if the nickelodon was as solid as usual, one might safely-hazen a small toy for taking for a brick or a loose table leg. Sig Aliph Jack Minor, invited to the Kappa Sig formal spring formal管辖 during the evening to stip his pin on Kappia's Bett Bell, whose wife has an affectionate mind to mind a like incident at the Junior Prom when the aforementioned Mr Laws Honor 'Doc' Burdick By George Sitterley, c'41 "Dean Emeritus William L. Burdick; today all Kansans is proud to claim you as its son. May I offer my sincerest congratulations on the successful passing of another year as the state's outstanding legal scholar. For the people of our state I offer greatest appreciation for the inspiration you have proved for younger generations of this state for the last 41 years as a gentleman and legal scholar." That was the sentiment expressed by Gov. Payne Rattner in a telegram which Dean Burdick received last night while he was being honored at the first "Burdick Day" banquet given by the University School of Law in Memorial Union ballroom. A resolution to designate March 22 as Burdick Day was unanimously and formally adopted by the students and faculty of the School of Law, who are wont to call him "Doc, the father of our flock." Judge B. C. Hilliard, chief justice of the Colorado Supreme Court, was guest speaker for the evening. His answer was, "Nobody Knows the Law." "That is not a flippant title—it is the truth," said the judge. The men Fraternity House Thief Captured ★ Urbane Carl Confesses To Delta Tau Robbery; Arrested in Lees Summit Returning Sunday noon with Urbane Carl, 29 of Miami, confessed burglar of the Delta Tau Delta fraternity house, Police Chief Jude Anderson said that it was just another case of doors not being locked as they should be. "if everyone would see to it that the doors of their houses were locked each night they would help us and themselves a great deal." he said. following the legal profession are testers. They can't know the limitations or scope of a law as it is administered. Rather they must be able to conceive the reasons why or why not some law permits, or does not permit, some action, Judge Hilbard said. Carl was arrested by state highway patrolmen near Lees Summit Mo., about 8 o'clock Saturday night he Joined Lloyd C. Becker, an equally unfortunate fraternity house thieft behind the bars of the Dough county jail. Becker was arrested in Columbia County. Colby Beta, Chelta Pi, and P Kappa Alpha houses here last February. Caird asked the patrolmen's suspicion when it was discovered that he was driving a rented Colorado car which was overdue, and out of the state, an offence in itself. The officers searched the car, but found nothing and merely booked him in Lees Summit. Booked Him First "Courage, honor and a desire to see justice done are first requisites of the lawyer," he pointed out to the law students. (Continued on page two) Loyal Miles, T39, introduced Doctor Burdick to the assembled guests. The honored man spoke modestly of his achievements and thanked those who were paying him tribute for show of affection and friendship. Chancellor E. H. Lindley spoke of the praiseworthy career which Doctor Burdick has followed in the 41 years which he has devoted to the Law School. Doctor Lindley recalled that as Charcelier, he had attended 22 Law School banquets and that Burdick was a veteran of the school even when he (Lindley) attended his first. Jim Williams, 129, spoke for the law students present and for those who have graduated in the past He said that it was the feeling o the students that "a school can go no higher than its faculty." Frosh Claim Victory Lawson To Address Opening Of High School Clinic Dean F. J. Moreau of the School of Law added to the praise showered upon his predecessor. His close association with the "Mainstay of the law barn" had always been a most enjoyable one. Dean Moreau introduced the following guests to the assembly. Dean Paul B. Lawson will address the opening meeting of the Lawrence high school career clinic tomorrow on the subject "Choosing Your Career." This meting at 1 p.m. Wednesday will open the vocational guidance clinic which 750 students are expected to attend. They follow: the honored guest, Wm. L. Burdick; Chief Justice Hillard of the Colorado supreme court; the Hon Homer Hoch, W. W. Harvey, H. J Weddel, W. W. Thiele, all of the Kansas Supreme Court. Among 34 leaders in the conference are the following from the University: Dean Ian Crawford; Prof Otto Miesner; Prof. Viola Anderson; Prof. Earl Hay; Col. Karl F. Baldwin; Prof. Allen Crafton; Prof. R. Q. Brewster; Prof. E. R. Elbe and others. Chancellor E. H. Landley, Morte Loughridge of Garnett, Wallace H. Anderson, Iola, James Snider of Leeworthen, District Judge Hugh Means of Lawrence, Howard Immlard of Topeka, F. Quentin Browne, Topkea, Dean Ian C. Crawford of the School of Engineering and Architecture, and Fred Ellsworth, alumni secretary. After the conference, Dean Lawson and others of the University will meet students in the library of individual conferences and advices. The baseball games scheduled for yesterday afternoon to determine the winning class of the school had to be canceled because of the weather. However, the freshmen claim the victory because several of them were on hand to play while none of the second year laws was foolish enough to brave the elements. Robert E. Day, director of placement at Northwestern University will ask on "How to find a payroll position" at the Tau Center evening at 7:30 in Fraser theater. Mr. Day has been director of placement at Northwestern for two years and has been very successful in placing students. His speech will be directed primarily to non-specialized graduating seniors but will be of interest and value to all. The program is sponsored by the senior class committee on vocational forums and will include a discussion of which fields present the best prospects for the general student to pursue. Students may interview, and how to follow it up. 'The Drunkard' Wins K-Club Smashing Victory By Jimmy Robertson, c'40 Faced by Lanky Fred Bossele, playing the position of Lawyer Cribs, the villain, the K-Club scored its first victory last night as it made its debut in the Spring on the playing field of Green hall. copper piece that was intercepted by Ralph Miller, playing the position of Mrs. Wilson for the K-Clubbers. Robertson A Dark Earse Resorting to an aerial attack early in the first period, the audience filled the air with beams and pennies. Bob Lundy threw an improbable threw a long, looping Lincoln head Coach Rolla Nuckles' charges drew first blood in the initial period when Howard Engleman carried the part of Mary Wilson across the foot-lights. A few minutes later, John Narramore (Bill Dowton) drew a big aviation from the crowd when he went into the lineup. He turned in a bung up performance for the rest of the contest. Although outnumbered and outweighed by their audience, the muscle men held the lead from the opening whistle. Dark horse of the Four Horsemen was Ross Robertson (farmed out to) (Continued on page two) (Continued on page two) Dance Passes Are Discussed By Council ★ New K-Book Is Approved By M.S.C.; Constitution May Be Amended if Successful There will be no outlawing of Men's Student Council and Women's Self Government Association passes to all-University dances unless the councils choose to abolish them of their own free will, according to the M.S.C., and incidentally, the councils require that our student government is operated. Ry Reginold Ruyton e'dl The question of the free duets was raised in a M.S.C. meeting last night at the Union building in a reference made by Lester Kappleman, c39, to the committee that moved to revoke the passes to the Senior Cakewik. Accusing Marvin Goebel, c'39, member of the senior committee, of "barking up a tree," Blaine Grimes, c'39, president of the council, that since the dance is a University affair the passes cannot be revoked by the seniors. Any such action must come from the councils who will entertain any suggestions made by the committee, he said. According to Goebel the purpose of outlawing the multitude of passes was to insure the financial success "big name" band for the Cakewalk. Removed now from the power of a political majority on the council is the setting of the election date in the spring. As a result of a bill passed last night the date must be between April 1 and 20 and must be set at the first meeting at the start of the second semester. Sinaina Ambassadors for the University---open to all men in the University who are interested and meet the requirements. The Kansas erroneously printed the first statement recently, A new set-up in publishing the K-Book will be given a trial next year with the staff of the booklet-appointed by the Y.M.C.A., W.S.G.A. and the University business office. The arrangement was approved last night by the M.S.C. and it if proves successful the constitution may be amended next year to make it permanent. Phi Beta Kappa Sets Date for Installation The date for the annual dinner and initiation of Phi Bappa Kappa has been set for May 11 at the Memorial Union building, it was announced today. The committees in charge are as follows: dinner, Mrs. John Isle, Mrs. J. B. Blocker, and program, Miss Esther Twente, assistant professor of sociology; W. D. Preden, assistant professor of English; and A. W. Davidson, professor of chemistry. Col. Karl F. Baldwin, professor of medical science, stated that the opportunity for appointments as flying cadets in the United States Air Corps is not confined to members of the R.O.T.C. This opportunity is Beg Pardon Members of the University Men's Glee Club who leave tomorrow on their annual spring tour of Kansas. The three-day tour will take the group about 350 miles. They expect to sing before more than 9,900 persons on the trip. Honor Man---the School Board. Jakelette Bellettter Bernard A. Donnelly, H. Wallace Lane, Harvard L. Pendleton, Raymond D. Prout, Harry Starchd, and Gordon S. Voorbeek, Dean Moorhead, above, who today "honor the 'Honor man' of 1938" jointly with Dino Voorhees. Moorhead's record includes: Summer college scholar, honor roll every year. Phi Beta Kappa, defense. For Board, Owl Society, Sarlson. Campus policies and military training. Ditto--the School Board. Jakelette Bellettter Bernard A. Donnelly, H. Wallace Lane, Harvard L. Pendleton, Raymond D. Prout, Harry Starchd, and Gordon S. Voorbeek, Equally varisate was Don Voorhees. In act, the achievements of the two so nearly parallel that a committee couldn't decide between them. Voorhees won the honors as his co-titleholder; except that he didn't participate on the Forums Board and in military affairs. The committee served as president of the Men's Student Council after defeating Moorehead in the men's election and won several school speaking events Horn Tells What Students Need Convocation Speaker Brands Us As Being Too Self Interested What should university and college students strive to attain in this modern ever changing world? That was the question that Dr. Nelson P, Horn, president of Baker University at Baldwin, answered in a convoction address this morning in Hoch auditorium. Speaking before the sixteenth annual Honors convection on the subject, "A World of Possibilities," Doctor Horn pointed out that today we are entirely too selfish and interested. "The greatest achievement any college or university can make would be to send out into these United States of America a group of students that would turn upside down the law proceedings of this country." He stressed the fact that we do not have a "Utopia" to work with, hence we must take the situation seriously and give it function to the best of our ability. Until we apply some of the scientific discoveries to phases of everyday life we will never have come up with a better model for the Medieval Area, Doctor Horn said. "One of the most bewildering things in the field of education today, is that we have cut the educational field into such small pieces that we tend to let ignorance and jealousy enter in," he said. The Committee Can't Rise One 'Man of 1938' - Sachem, Mortar Board Announce New Members at Annual Convocation; Schools Nama Scholars Scholarship, leadership and character were on parade today as the University awarded honors to its leading students for the 16th time before a large audience in Hoch auditorium. Dean Moorhead and Don Voorhees were named "Honor Men of 1938" in an announcement marking the first time in the history of the award that two men were given the title jointly. Selection of two instead of the customary one was made, it was said, because members of the committee on the award were unable to enter between the virtually parallel college courses of Voorhees and Moorhead. Name 13 To Sachem Names of 13 new members of Sachem, senior men's honorary society, were announced. They are: Both were Summerfield scholars and in their four years on Mount Oread gathered between them almost every conceivable honor. Kernit Franks; Leo Johnstone; Irving Kruenard; Richard MacCann; Robert Marieta; Robert McKay; Brewster Powers; John David Rammar; Dean Ritchie; Keith Schuerman; Sullivan; and Mac Wynne. Also announced at the convocation were nine newly-elected members of Mortar Board, senior women's honor organization; Bettie Jane Boddington; Maurine Gray; Ruth Olive Brown; Winfred Jameson; Eva Ruth Meinke; Maui May the May Parks; and Vella Wilson Names of twenty new Owl Society men were read at the convocation although they had been made public previously. High Scholars Honored Sixty-six senior men and women in the College of Liberal Arts constituted the highest per cent in scholarship in that school. Other schools also awarded honors to theirforeign scholars. Those named in the College. William Gleitman, John R. Green, Blaine MacDonald, Robert A. Murphy, Mary Leontine Kauga, Richard Kanane, John Lintner, John Lintner, John Lintner, John Lintner, John Lintner, Charles H. Mullen, Mullen Mycke, Morborn, Charles H. Mullen, Mullen Mycke, Harold Addington, Loren Akeen, David Wagner, Michael Emmett, Robert E. Hickey, Baird Almoon D. Blanchet, Robert E. Hickey, Baird Almoon D. Blanchet, Ellen Danell, Dorothy Rebbins, Hedrath, Elena Danell, Mary Donges, Zizibin Fower, Dan尔顿, Mary Donges, Zizibin Fower **alve Nonsnowakei**, Virginia O'Gannon, Bryan Houser, Martha Pinnell, Pinney Janet, Ivany Pinnell, Raymond Wayland L. Reed, Norman Nordheim, Katie Rose, Karl Ruppert, Konny Lee, Lela Rosa, Karl Ruppert, Phyllis Elizabeth Smith. Derris Stockwell. Earl Burke. Embryrish, James Stuart. Geral Dean Sparrow. Graham Wickham. Donal Trombain. Tombaugh, Marian Trombain, Randy Hale. Trophy Award. Woodward, Thomas Yao, and Bernard Woodward. Thomas Yao, and Bernard Woodward. Ranking Business Students Lloyd, D., Auten, J., Robert Adelotdea, Société de la Société d'Adelotdea, Phyllis. Diana Puae, Marina Ghegan- bly, Phyllis. Diana Puae, Marina Ghegan- bly, A. Manueldee, Clark Meyer, Thela- ne Burke, and R. Mendell. J. Macleod, eburck, and R. Mendell. W. McGrath, Achei, and Arceli The School of Engineering and Architecture; Walter P. Clancy, Charles H. Glosson, Daniel Hurley, Toe H. Johnson, George Burns, Jonathan Sutherland, Thomas R. Palmieri, Henry G. Parker, Charles R. Wilson, and Robert K. Williams. Charles R. Willey, and Robert K. Williams. Alma H. Bigelow, A. Anasvi Flick, Mary Agnes Gabriel, Maurice K. McGaugh, Mery Virginia Stanley, Mildred M. Thomas, and Dorothy Stainlee, Willowcus. Ruth Ardite Roman, Jane Cheeky, Gerald K. Cole, McLeev McVey, Robert Mitchell, Elizabeth Sorlie, and Marjorie Ward. Oscar F. Belin, Harold C. Cook, Bill House, William R. Kirby, John M. Rounds, and Omer V. Voss. Betty Rosenbark and Jane Stewart. Underclassmen Are Chosen Juniors, sophomores and freshmen who lead in scholarship in their respective classes were named by each school. The Collegue: Juniors; dean Crawford, Maurine Gray, Irving Kurner, Richard D. MacNeill, D John. D. Ramsey, Sophomores; James B. (Continued on page three)