PAGE TWO UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN. LAWRENCE. KANSAS Wednesday, March 22, 1939 Kansan Comment Walter and Eddie Aren't Statesmen Where is all this hysterical "Americanism" exemplified by the radio howling of Walter Winchell and Eddie Cantor leading us? Does it do one ounce of good to build deliberately race hatred the way these two men are doing it? These men put on a magnificent show of love for the United States, and yet are doing their utmost to lead the country directly toward war. Rebuffs and insidious connotations do not make for international good will. Both believe that they are doing a good work. It is easy to see their point. If, however, they think they are hurting the dictators, they are mistaken. Possibly they may cause Hitler or Mussolini to curse quietly once in a while, but this is not probable because it is doubtful whether either the dictators ever heard of the two Americans. Granted, however, Winchell and Cantor cause the two dictators a little trouble. But while they are doing this to Germany and Italy, they are causing the United States a great deal of trouble. By their unconsidered spoutnings they have done the same thing that British propaganda did in 1917. They have brought the United States to the "road to war." There are a few people in the United States who like the methods of the dictators, but they are content and intelligent enough to leave statesmanship to statesmen. This is what Winchell and Cantor should do. P Students Fly On N.Y.A. Funds The federal government's plan to give aeronautical training to 20,000 college students may well be one measure in which the government has assumed too much control of educational institutions. The plan, now in progress at the University and twelve other schools, will be in effect five years, and, if successful, should turn out student aviators at the rate of 300 a semester. These men will have private pilot licenses and will be trained sufficiently that they can be pressed into service with little additional training in case of war. Contrary to popular belief, the air training program is not backed by the U. S. Army or the U. S. Navy. The money is coming from the funds of the National Youth Administration, and the measure is being supervised by the Civil Aeronautics Authopty. The army's sole participation was in giving the final physical examination, a rigid examination which at the University selected only ten men from the 130 who applied. Civilian aviation instructors are paid $5 an hour to teach the college students. With a tremendous number of trained men already in the government service, one wonders why some of these men could not have been used in the collegiate training program with quite a reduction in expenditures. But perhaps the army training of the students would have been too pointed a presumption of control, and then, too, any mention of economy in government spending is only a relic of the horse and buggy days. Perhaps America does need a stronger air force, but if that is true, the government, through the Army and Navy and their many divisions, should have adequate facilities and opportunities for training aviators. According to the President, the purposes of the program are to provide the United States with a large reserve of trained aviators at a lower cost than regular army training, and to make the nation air-conscious. Kansas University maintains a valuable service to Kansas in the correspondence division of the extension bureau which provides education off the Campus. Extension Division Fills Many Needs In the latest report from the bureau, 2965 students are enrolled and active in correspondence study. The greater number of these are residents of Kansas. The number enrolling for the first time totals 1044. The different courses now enrolled in total 1123 and include both high school and college credit courses. Many high school students who miss school because of illness, changing schools or taking time out to work on the farm find they can keep up with their classmates by taking correspondence study. Some small secondary school students who plan to attend college supplement their schools' limited curriculum in this way. Another group aided by this service includes those students taking studies for college credit. In this group are those who have dropped out of school and plan to return later, students who desire to graduate in less than the usual four years and rural teachers who are studying for degrees or state certificates. The latter at one time formed the largest enrollment but in recent years the teaching profession has become overstocked and the number of teachers registered in correspondence courses has decreased. Still another group which takes advantage of this education through the mails includes those whom the extension bureau terms "athletic cases." They are students who during the summer make up courses they have failed in so they will be eligible to compete in athletics. The correspondence bureau also meets the need of a number of older people in the teaching or business professions. Many of these take the courses for non-credit. Some teachers find this a helpful way to brush up on subjects, such as sociology, psychology and history, which are constantly introducing new ideas and materials. Business men find that taking, correspondence courses in rhetoric, business correspondence and foreign languages is a convenient way of adding to their knowledge. An interesting number of people who would like to write, now can take courses in versification and the short story. So while more fortunate students are receiving their education on the Hill, our state university through its extension service provides "mail order" education for many in their homes. UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS OFFICIAL BULLETIN Vol. 36 Wednesday, March 22, 1939 No. 118 Vol. 26 Wednesday, March 22, 1929 No. 118 Nice notes due at Christmas's Office at 11 a.m. on board of the RMS Norwegian. A. I. E. E.: The University of Kansas branch of the A. I. E. E., a recent opening day evening, May 31st, morning, Mr. C. H. Heiser, personnel manager of the Southwestern Bell Telephone Company of Kansas City, Missouri, will be here on Friday, May 31st. A. S. C. E. The student chapter of the American College of Nursing, 260 West 13th Street, Thursday, March 21, at 7:30 p.m. in 210 Marvell Hall. There will be an illustrated lecture on the Carquefort Strick bridge. All engineers are invited—Joseph Karp. CREATIVE LEISURE COMMISSION: There will be meeting at 30th floor of the building to be made by the Commission will be decided upon and plans for the movie will be drawn up. Anyone interested in welcome to come—to meet us. FRESHMAN Y. M. C. A. There will be a meeting of 6 freshmen from the University to 8 college students in the Union building. Rev. Joseph King will talk on the subject, "Little Freshmen What Now." All freshmen are invited—Lloyd Esten, Publicity HATTIE ELZABEETH LEWIS PRIZE ESSAY: All contestants in the prize essay content on applied Christianity must hand in tentative outlines of their essays at the Chancellor's office not later than Satur- day part 1. See notice on bulletin boards for detailed information.—Schildkraut, Chairman of Committee. MATHEMATICS CLUB: A meeting will be hek Thursday at 4:30 in room 203. Frank strong hall, Any one interested is invited to meet. Mr. Marvel will speak化学," Dorothy Bubilt, President. NOTICE TO ALL UNIVERSITY STUDENTS: Dr. E. T. Gibson is at WALKINS Memorial Hospital from 2 until 5 p.m. each Tuesday for consultation with students or faculty. Students must be made through the Hospital office, 1. B. Kranstein. NOTICE TO ALL UNIVERSITY WOMEN: Women must attend classes of the University. Book Exchange must like their applications in Mi- zla Elizabeth Mogular's office, 239 Frank Strong hall, before Monday, March 27—Gewaren Landrush, President RED CROSS PRE-TRAINING SCHOOL! Please pool in swimming pairs for group picture—G. E. Allan. TAU BETA Pi. Tau Beta Pi meeting will be held at 7:30 p.m. on Wednesday, March 28, instead of Tuesday, March 28, as previously announced. All members must be present. Claude H. Burms, President. SCHOOL OF EDUCATION FACULTY. There will be a meeting Tuesday at 3:30 in room 114 Monday through Thursday. Press contact: WESLEY FOUNDATION: Wesley Foundation with a haaving party Friday, March 24. There will be games at the church from 8:30 to 10 and skating at the gym from 10:30 to 12. There will be 15 bells or 2 for 25—Stafford Ruhlen, President. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS AND NORTHWESTERN COUNTY Eddie Harris-India Eddie Harris-India John Randolph-Tyre Edith Kastner-Vincent Bordelier, Diederick Managing Editor Bill Finkregard Campus Editors Stew Jones and Shirley Smith News Editor Jim Bean Night Editor Fresh Cows Telegraph Editor Aaron Mummes Makes Appeal Harry Hill and Harriet Hill Sunday Editor Millard Ross Sport Editor Jim Holl Season Editor Pete Baugh Publisher ... Harold Addington Editorial Staff Business Manager...Ebwain Brown Advertising Manager...Ornan Wanaka News Staff REPRESENTED FOR NATIONAL ADVERTISING BY National Advertising Service, Inc. COLLEGE PUBLISHERS REPRESENTATIVE 42 MAJESTIC AVENUE BETHEL BROOKLYN, NEW YORK 10282 REPRESENTED AGENT BROOKLYN, NJ Musings and Mutterings Mumbled at Mid-Term Must reduce before I go home vacation . . . Won't eat desert tomorrow, better not go down for lunch either (my roommate give a bit bored when she bears this everyday) . . . I feel awful about eating her fruit, but I will eat it I live 200 miles away and my folks don't believe in eating between meals. Scratches from a college girls en: The best column on spring to appear in the Kansas press this season came from the pen of Nellie Webb of the Athelion Globe. This veteran of the newspaper business discussed the business succinctly in the following words: "Oh, hum. Spring fever." We would like to compliment the Shinster on his column for the last week or so. He has shown more originality than we thought him capable of. We only wish he wouldn't confine it to his spelling. Caught another mouse today, that makes three caught with 'hit and three-without bait . . . pretty soon we won't need the trap . . . If an other perfume bottle gets on our dresser, I won't be able to see myself in the mirror . . . The feeling of hatred against the world that comes to me when I see people playing bridge and I have two mid-semesters the next day. . . Ninety-nine per cent of girls' conversations are perc On the Shin -wreath for bravery in the library. Last night a little before hand he walked into the main reading room and shouted "Closing time." Everybody thercepun got up and left. He was dared to do it by Tommy Cosgrove, who will be presented two acorns in due season. notes'n discords by John Randolph Tye "Deep Purple" is still holding its own on Hillkakelodone despite the fact that it has been on most of them for over 10 weeks. That should be some kind of a record for popular music. Now we know, what entymology professors do on their nights off, they dream of composing military narcissus for millipides. Raised Eyebrow Department: Jeen Bowell and Betty Burrows entertaining a booth-full of admirers with their rudition of "it's just as hard for us to be a bad girl as it is" or others to be good." In the last week Hitler has practically taken over Memel. For anyone else this might be regarded as a threat, but Hitler could-could it be that he is slipping? --wreath for bravery in the library. Last night a little before hand he walked into the main reading room and shouted "Closing time." Everybody thercepun got up and left. He was dared to do it by Tommy Cosgrove, who will be presented two acorns in due season. Subscriptions rates, in advance, $30 per year, $17 per semester. Published at Lawrence, Kansas, daily during the school year except Monday and Saturday. Entered as second class matter September 15. Post office address of Lawrence, Kansas, under cover of March 1, 2014. Scouts report that seven British lecturers have spoken in Kansas within the last month which seems to give credence to the statement that England expects every American to do his duty. (Continued from page one) Diary of a Saturday Nighter: Off to the University club first, she sees professors and wives have fun. They all appeared to be slightly shocked and mildly amused at Roberta Mitchell, who came to sing with the Modern Choir wearing a grass skirt—her costume at the Sigma Chi party . . . Prof A. J. M called the "John Paul Jones" in fine style, but I was disappointed when nobody broke into the "lippy-lippity-light" a dance creation Ladd Smith says he enjoys imminent arrest. He hurriedly when Prof J. G. Blocker, the party host, began carum-mimbing omnithously, eying me and the door almost simultaneously. Do college students ever discuss intellectual things any more? . . . One always says too much in a bull-session . . . boys . . . I get a dizzy feeling when watching students migrate between classes . . . Although my roommate is no bot- tany major we live with 23 plants in the room . . . whenever the nervous tension of studying is too much she gets up and waters them . . . Result: most of the mare drowning to death. Themen to the A.D. Pi party, where having admired the Ferdinand murals and decorations created by Mark Alexander, Loid talk for a moment with Byron Schroeder, who explained at great length just why and how he happens to be the first boy in 35 years to take "home nursing". . . Notes that Darius Williamson, little sister of Evelyn, was also told notes that L. E. Willetts is the part on a dance floor of her big sister, D. J. . . Was told that my arrival came too late to hear Barbara Edmonds give forth with three songs . . . and that the photo flashes were all camera clickings by Tom Bowles who was possibly making a series of Peggy Dodd for "Life Goes to a Party." ... Which brings me to the question why do people let bath tubs run over? ... I could never understand that. Every sorority ought to have a separate mail box for each girl . . . and a telephone in each room. Teachers that hesitate too long between words cause a drowsy feeling to come over a student . . . Psychology is simple thought dressed up in clothes that don't bother boys but put them in girls' places sometime and imagine what girls would like? I dislike anybody who shirks responsibility, yet I would do the same thing if I were in his place . . . . Where will I get the money for new spring clothes? . . . By July I'll probably end up with a pair of saddle shoes . . . Too many people are oigen-toed . . . Model of sorority spirit: The girl who is monotone and just opens and closes her mouth at song practice. . . Baseball season in women's intramurals is a good excuse for wearing shorts. . . Till vote against women headwaters everytime. . . I feel self conscious when hunting for a booth in a college coking place. . . People give you such a stony stare. Must mail my laundry tomorrow and wash my hair. I . . wish I could think of a new way to fix it that my roommate would like too. The great problem; whether one should make good grades and not have so much fun, or not make good grades and have more fun. Allphin Teaches Life Saving Course Twelve people signed up to take the course, which was led by Herbert John, chairman of life saving of the American Chapter of the American Red Cross. The first pre-training school in life saving and aquatic safety in the state of Kansas started Monday night at the pool in Robinson gymnasium. up before Easter, the other nine hours will be given scene time before Mr. Raymond Schlotterbeck's arrival May 2. Three class periods will be taken This work is given to better train leaders in aquitics. It will be carried on a cooperative basis, certain classes of students are assigned each class period to lead the discussions and give demonstrations in the various phases of the work. The next meeting of the class will be held tomorrow evening at 7 o'clock. Spitsbergen is the most northerly inhabitable land in the world. KANSAN CLASSIFIED ADS Phone K.U. 66 William Kester, gr., will review and lead a discussion of current events. DRAKES for BAKES UNION CAB CO. Phone 2-800 When Others Fail. Try Us Baggage Handled - 24 Hrs. Service HAL'S Hamburgers and Chili 9th. and Vermont WRIGHT and DITSON Tennis Rackets Rackets Restring RUCKER'S SHOP 1014 Mgay, Phone 319 The current attraction at the Granada theatre is "Love Affair" with Irene Dunn and Charles Boyer. This, Dorothy May, is your free pass. Peace Action Committee To Plan for Peace Day Jayhawk Barber Shop Shaves — 10c Haircuts — 200 C. J. 'Shorty House, Prop. Missouri The current show at the Dickinson theatre is "Cafe Society" with Madeline Carroll and Fred MacArthur. Marie Mathas, is your free pass. Jayhawk Taxi Phone 65 Castile Shampoo and Set ... 35c Revita Oil Shampoo and wave 50c Revlon Manicure ... 3 for $1.00 We handle packages and baggage Definite plans for the Peace Day to be held April 20 will be made at a meeting of the campus Peace Action committee at Henley house tomorrow at 4:30. Representatives from the YMCA, R.O.T.C, WYCWA, M.A. Mealie and McDermott have invited the Student Christian Federation have been invited. Faculty members and city merchants will also be present. Seymour Beauty Shop 817½ Mass. Phone 100 We Deliver Electric Razors RANKIN'S Schick, Rand, Gillette Electric Razors 1101 Mass. Phone 678 THESIS BINDING The current attraction at the Granada theatre is "Love Affair" with Irene Dunne and Charles Boyer. This, George King, is your free pass. Party Favors - Job Printing OCHSE PRINTING SHOP 1017½ Mass Phone 288 IVA'S BEAUTY SHOP Shampoo and Wave ... 356 Oil Shampoo and Wave ... $1.50 Phone 533 ... 9411's Mass. The current show at the Dickinson theatre is "Cafe Society" with Madeleine Carroll and Fred Mace. This John Doe, is your free pass. START OUICK with Standard Red Crown Gasoline Hartman Standard Service 13th and Mass. Phone 40 TAXI HUNSINGER'S 920-22 Mass. Phone 12 Cinderella Beauty Shop 723½ Mass. Phone 567 Permanents...$2.00 to $6.00 Shampoo and wave 35c and 50c Marcels ...50c and 75c Hair weaving made to order Evening Appointments UNIVERSITY CITY More than 4,500 young men and women at the prime of life, receptive to thenewand different, associate and interact in hundreds of activities from dance to classroom—in a city within a city—on the hill. They hold hundreds of thousands of dollars at their command to spend in Lawrence . . . BUT WISELY! A recent survey* shows that 93 per cent of men's clothing bought during 1938 was purchased in stores which advertise regularly in the Daily Kansas. The official publication of the University of Kansas is the only medium which reaches ALL students, every day, with a medium of time and expense to the advertiser. Mr. Merchant, are you receiving your share of business from University City? *Conducted by the division of Market Analysis of the School of Business.