PAGE TWO UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN. LAWRENCE. KANSAS WEDNESDAY. NOV. 9. 1928 Kansan Comment University Band Goes 'On to Washington' Successful culmination last night of the campaign to send the University Band to Washington, D. C. was important not only because of the trip purse, but because it demonstrated that the student body definitely appreciates the extensive services of the Mt. Oread musicians. When it was learned there was an opportunity for the group to make the trip, student leaders at once took up the campaign with enthusiasm. Several of these students, not members of the band and standing little chance to gain personally should the team be sent, gave valuable hours to the work. They deserve not only the thanks of the band but also the pluuds of their fellow students for unselfish service. Regardless of the amount of their unselfish work, however, the campaign pushed by these students and those who solicited, would have failed had not fraternities, sororities, Hill organizations, faculty members, independent students, alumni, and other interested persons donated generously to the cause. In past services, the band has repaid these gifts times over. It will be to other channels, therefore, that the long list of donors must look for direct results from their gifts. There is the signal honor, for instance, of belonging to a student body which unhesitatingly rallied behind a proposal that could not possibly benefit them as individuals. Secondly, a certain distinction will be derived from such a trip by an University organization. Few college bands are afforded the opportunity of a cross-continental trip. Still fewer ever have the honor of performing in the nation's capital. By the splendid showing it will make the University Band will be a credit to the University of Kansas. The campaign just concluded produced $892.42. With such a record behind it, it never can be said that University students, faculty members and patrons are ungrateful.3. "K. U.S VICTORY."—The Emporia Gazette Not an Alibi, But in Consolation At the end of a week of rather exalted academic exercises in Lawrence, the Kansas State University climaxed its celebration of seventy-five years as a tower of light and a repository of the good, the true and the just, by going down under dramatic defeat in the Nebraska football game. Thus K. U, upholds its tradition as an institution of learning and not as a sporting colseum. It was unfortunate this year that K. U, defeated Manhattan. We had come to hope that the football college in Kansas par excellence, ne plus ultra, multum in parvo, ad astra per hoottnanny, would be Manhattan. We had hoped that any young man in Kansas who desired to play football or cheer for a football team or had any pride or interest in football would see Manhattan as the glorious victor in every gladiatorial struggle in Kansas and would go there. That would leave K. U. a cloister in which students might lay the foundation for those mental habits which, for want of a word, we call an education. In which connection, we wish that the Kansas boy who was benched for socking the Nebraska slugger had punched the whole cornhusking bunch in one fell sweo, right on the smacker. They had it coming! We are glad, therefore, to see Nebraska lick the everlasting pants off Kansas with one hand tied behind her. It will do something to polish up the mirrors and lenses of the Lawrence lighthouse and throw a little illumination across the pleasant fields of Kansas in the way of academic enlightenment. The K. U. celebration of its seventy-fifth year ended by a football walloping in a fitting triumph for that institution as a purveyor of sweetness and light. Are Self-Supporting Students All Liars? "If there is one thing that instantly arouses my suspicions about a man's sense of honesty, it is the smug statement. I worked my way through college.' . . . Show me ten men who allegedly worked their way through college and I'll show you nine out-and-out liars and one equivator." Thus, startlingly, begins an article in the current American Mercury, supposedly written by a college student who tried to be self-supporting and now explains, "If my wife continues to make me a living, I will receive my degree next year, after seven years of disillusionment." Is there another aspect after all, to the situation of the student who tries to be self-supporting while in school? Setting the individual minimum expenses at a state-operated university, including fees, books, school supplies, board, room, clothing, recreation, transportation, cleaning and lau-dering, and toothpaste, at $600, the author asks "How much of this can our hypothetical hero earn in his sparse time?" Then he delimits an average student's spare time, by setting aside twenty-one hours a week for classroom and laboratory, twice that amount for study at home, eight hours of sleep each night, an hour and one-half per day for meals, and time for an occasional bull session, bottle of beer, movie, date, or letter home. This leaves the poor student only thirty hours a week, at most, for outside work. Multiplying this by forty cents an hour, admittedly a lavish estimate, he finds the student "still a hungry, sacrificing eighteen dollars per month short of minimum requirements." As for making up the deficit in the summer: "by the time summer rolls around, the genuine working-student will be so exhausted from the long weeks of lost sleep, penny-pinching, and starvation fighting that he will likely not give a damn whether he works through the summer or sleeps through it." In conclusion, the author contends that only a born entrepreneur can really work his way through college without some assistance and even he is likely to permit his entrepreneurship to overbalance his scholarship. "The students who stand by far the best chance of emerging from college unwarped and equipped for a real future, are those who receive moral and financial support from their parents." Well, that's one man's experience. What do you think? UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS OFFICIAL BULLETIN Vol. 26, Wednesday, November 9 1978 No. 42 Vol.36 Wednesday, November 9,1938 No.42 Notice due at Chancellor's Office at 3 p.m., preceding recruitment process, days and 11:30 a.m. Saturday, September 28. CURRENT ACTION COMMISSION: The regular meeting of the M.Y.-W.M. Current Action Commission will be at 3.30 this afternoon in the auditorium of Myers Hall. This will take the place of the regular 4:30 meet on Friday, March 28th, which is to be a bowl of rieser supper, proceeds of which will go to Chinese and Japanese student relief. Tickets for the supper are 25 cents and may be obtained at Hen- kong—Harriet Stephens, Gerald Banker, Cochairman. DISPENSARY HOURS: The hospital dispensary of the Watkins Memorial Hospital will be open to students from ten to twelve o'clock, regular vaccination hours, on Armistice day, November 11. - Ralph I. Canautson. FRESHMEN COMMISSION OF Y.M.C.A. John Isa. John Isa, who was in charge Thursday afternoon at 4:30 in the Union Building, his topic will be "Am I getting an Education?" All freshmen men are cordially invited to attend-George Kettle FRESHMAN COMMISSION OF YWCA: The Theater at 34th at 4pm at Holley House - Junior Youth at Holley House GERMAN TABAN. All those who wish to speak German at 9:30am or evening. - Moyo HOUSE PRESIDENTS: There will be an important meeting of all house presidents Thursday at 4:30 in the Great Hall. AFTER JAY JANES: The Jay Janes will meet at 4:30 this afternoon in the Pine Room. —D. J. Willems, President. **MATHEMATICS CLUB:** The Mathematics Club will meet at 4:30 in room 203 Frank Strong Hall. Mr. Wm. A. Luby from the University of Kansas will attend; Mr. B. Rudnick of interested individuals will attend to invite - Dorothy Bubitz. NOTICE TO ALL UNIVERSITY WOMEN. The W.S. G. election will be held today in the English room of the University of Pennsylvania. QUACK CLUB: The Quack Club picture will be taken at 12:30 today in the pool room. Please have your regular quack suits and emblenbs, and bring 50 cents, a backpack, and water by midnight at 8:15 pm — Mary Leearnard, President. TAU SIGMA: The Tau Sigma picture for the Jaya- hawker will be taken at 12:30 today on the east steps of Robinson gymnasium. All actives and pledges report promptly—Arlene Irvine, President. PACHACAMAC: There will be an important meeting of the senior inner circle at 8 o'clock this evening in the headquarters at Brick's—Henry Schwaller, Secretary. WOMEN'S GLEE CLUB: The Women's Glee Club was established on November 15, at 12:30 at the Lawrence Studio. Please wear dark dresses, and be there as near 12:30 as you possible can. There will be near 12:30 practice on Monday through Friday at Meyer's. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWRENCE KANSAS Educational Stats Inside-Chief Associate Editors: John R. T., Kenneth Lewis, Lewis, Sherry Sharys Assistant Editors: John R. T., Kenneth Lewis, Lewis, Sherry Sharys Marvin Goebe NEW STAR Managing Editor Campus Editors News Editor Dick Martin and Jean Thomas Larry Hirr Houston Society Editor Sports Editor Therapeutic Editor Makeup Editor Revise Editors Business Editor Look R. Focke Dick Martin and Jean Thomas Larry Hirr Houston Society Editor Sports Editor Therapeutic Editor Makeup Editor Revise Editors Business Editor Edwin Brown Advertising Manager Orman Wannaker National Advertising Service, Inc. College Publishers Representative 242 MADIAM AVE. NEW YORK, N.Y. CHICAGO DIRECTOR LOU ANGELER BAN FRANCISCO REPRESENTED TOM NATIONAL ADVERTISING BY National Advertising Services Inc Subscription rates, in advance, $3.00 per year, $1.75 per semester. Published at Lawrence, Kansas, daily, during the school year expired Monday and Saturday. Entered as second class matter September 17, 1919, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas. Thanksgiving Of 1738 Compared With Today Thanksgiving Then and Now 1728--Rugged men muffled in heavy clothing tramp over the Eastern hills in search of a strutting turkey. The sun glims on the muzzles of their guns and only the footmarks of their guns are visible. The solid expanse of glittering white. If one were to retrace those footprints in the soft snow he would soon come upon a rise and in the distance, see the curling smoke of a snug little house, and hear the farking balk of the dogs. Inside the cilden children from the countryside would be playful, with the kids, but be near the fire learning their ABC's They Gave Thanks A dozen women would be preparing the meal, cranberries and corn, and perhaps some pumpkin. The turkeys would be there soon, as soon as their menofels discovered turkey tracks in the snow. They would run around the place when they heard the sharp cracks of the guns echoing across the silent countryside. Soon the entire company would kneel in a circle and the preacher would ask the blessing of the Lord. They would offer thanks for their survival in this new land, for their prosperity and good health. They promised land and had given them the strength to live in happiness. If one were to retrace those tire marks he would come upon the best residence section of the city and in one corner see the towering splendor $100,000 home and hear the pair of lifesavers edging up to the front doors. 1988 - Belfontaine Drive — Fat men smothered in expensive clothing race their Packards down the New York steel and concrete valleys in search of guests for a dinner party. The sun glistens on their expensive suits. The Packards marks of their ties are lost in a sea of slush and mud. Inside the mansion, home-from-college collages of the rich would be gulping old fashioned and silently thanking the board of regents for their work. The mother would be just getting out of bed to welcome the guests and Fa- They Drink Champagne notes 'n discords Monday evening there was an eclipse of the moon. The same thing happened to a lot of candidates the next day. The mother would throw another log on the fire—if she had a log to throw. When father got back, they would sit down to a Thanksgiving Day meal of cold mush and beans, the everyday diet. Now that the election is a thing of the past, we hope the newspapers of America will give the trial of the young sculptor, Robert Irwin, the coverage and attention it deserves. There is nothing like a good murder trial to take away the taste of an election campaign. by John Randolph Tye If one were to retract their steps, he would soon come upon a dingy tenement house and upstairs see the cockroaches and lice. Inside the room, not rooms, but room, babies would be squalling and young men and women rubbing their hands together to keep them warm. driving down the slushy street, would be swearing because the latest business deal was hanging fire. Soon forty of the most prominent personages of the city would sit down to caviar, steaks, champagne and gossip. They would throw another drink down the gullet when they heard their host return. And before hurrying to the Turkey Day game between Columbia and Yale in 1985, they went to chestra at the Biltmore, they would cuss the weather, the market, and their friends. It is truly a pitiful condition that one poor Archison family is in. The roof of their house is so full of holes that every time it rains they must go out and sit in their new sedan to keep dry. 1938 - Middleclass Street —Here on Middleclass Street, if anywhere, is one the most likely to find the counterpart of the 1738 Easterner. Enjoying the crisp weather, eating food for the taste and not for the cost or lack of, thankful for his job, his family, and his health is his Mr. Average Man. This day would be no different from 364 other days that year, except that some days would be warmer and some colder. They would see fit to thank no God, if they still had one. He had led them to a hole hell and had given them barely enough strength to withstand the tortures of the economic system and a gnawing stomach. 1038 — Ash-Can Alley — Ragged men trudge down Ash-Can Alley in search of a job. The sun glistens on brass overall buttons, and their foot-prints are lost in the squarer and misery of the district. --- Writes Charlie Townley in the Great Bend Tribute: In view of how a girl spells her name after she goes to college, christening the little creature in front of the congregation is more or less a wasted effort. But it is not entirely the girl's fault that they change their names. There should be a law against parents giving a girl a name like Robert-ellen. Ever since we ran across the name in one of the exchanges last week, we've been trying to pronounce it. At least the young man in Washington, D. C., who fainted at his wedding was original. If all the students who slept in class were laid end to end they would be a lot more comfortable. ... He knows that there are a few happy persons on Bellfortone Drive and a few happy persons on Ash-Car Drive. The majority of the happiness is on Middleclass Street. Mush and Beans as Usual Great Bend must have a quota of Maybelle's, Edythe's, and Nellyye's too. . . . - * * We liked Henry Mencken's story of the intern at Johns Hopkins hospital born who named one of the children born there positive Wasserman Jones. This department does not feel that the new chrysanthemum soup will prove the menace that some editors feel it will. If it causes people to look for works about naked soups, chrysanthemum soup will save a noble purpose. 'Y' Bowl of Rice Supper Tonight ★Proceeds Go to Fund For Relief of Chinese Students A bowl of rice supper will be this year's Armistice day observance instead of the regular memorial service. This supper is one or the many which are being given throughout the country. It is sponsored by the Current Action Commission of the W.Y.C.A. and Y.M.C.A. and will be held tomorrow at 5:30 p.m. in the auditorium of Myers hall. A Chinese meal of rice, tea, and chopsticks will be served. The proceeds of the supper will go to the Far Eastern Student emergency fund which is designated to aid Chinese students who have been forced to move into the interior of the country in order to continue their studies. An urgent situation has been created by this mass migration of students under war conditions into cities unprepared to receive them. The students are in need of lodging, food and clothing. The Far Eastern Service Fund is an afferunt to raise $30,000 which will make it possible for the destitute students to complete their training for leadership in reconstruction work. A dramatic skit entitled, "You Can't Take Me With You," will be given following the supper. The program committee consists of: Mary Gershner, chairman, Brosco Rose; Bc1; Gerald Banker, c. 48; and John Piercy, c. 39. Jean Steele, c'41, is chairman of the supper committee. This supper will take the place o the regular Wednesday meeting o this commission. New Courses By Correspondence The bureau of correspondence study is sending out letters to elementary teachers in the counties of Kanasa, explaining the courses available for renewing certificates or for achieving others. Credits thus earned are not only applicable for a state certificate but also may be counted toward a degree from accredited colleges or university. sities. New required courses for the 30-hour or 60-hour certificate have been prepared and others will be added later. If desired, definite suggestions are given as to the selection of courses and the planning of a study program. Teachers who are earning salaries equal to or less than the security wage paid in their counties are eligible for the special fee for CCC enrollees and WPA employees. This will provide opportunities of correspondence study within the reach of all teachers. KANSAN CLASSIFIED ADS Phone K.U. 66 2 FOR 1 SALE Stationery, 2 boxes 55c Toilet Soap, 2 doz. 61c Rankin's Drug Store "Handy for Students" 1101 Mass. Phone 678 DRAKES BAKES for Call 305 We Deliver 1111 Mass. **LOOK!!** now serving 25c Plate Lunch, Short Orders, Sandwiches, and Soups DAIRY LUNCH French Braid and Upswept Hairdress 35c and 50c With Shampoo and Neck Trim Seymour Beauty Shop 817½ Mass. Phone 100 See "The Sisters" starring Bette Davis and Erlin Flynn now showing at the Granda, running today through Wednesday. Virginia Gira, his is your free pass for tonight's sowing. CROWN your mind with an Individualized Haircut BILL HENSLEY is now located at 5 W. 14th St. NU-VOGUE BEAUTY SHOP Try our New High Coifure 927 1/2 Mass. Phone 458 Permanents $2.00 and up LEARN TO FLY Special training in student classes now starting at the Lawrence airport. Wes Houg, instructor; and Stephanie, Get in touch with us at the airport. Upswept Hairdress Our Specialty IVA'S BEAUTY SHOP Shampoo and Wave ... 35c Oil Shampoo and Wave ... 50c Our Specialty Phone 533 941% Mass. St. Jayhawk Taxi We handle packages and baggag TAXI HUNSINGER'S 920-22 Mass. Phone 12 LOOK Well at all times STADIUM Barber SHOP Beauty Finger wave & Shampoo ... 35c 1033 Mass. Phone 316 Mickey Beauty Shop Shampoo and Waveset ... 254 Oil Shampoo, Wave Dryed 504 Permanents $1, $1.50 up 732% Mass. St. Phone 2353 Speck's Package Delivery 10c From 8 a.m. to 12:00 p.m. 1111 Mass. Phone 305 MOVED MOVED Jaylew Barbers to 812 Massachusetts Same Barbers, Same Service In Come In STUDENTS Help swell the constantly growing list of our satisfied customers. There's a Reason. QUALITY CLEANERS 539 Ind. Phone 185 NOTICE The Jayhawk Barber Shop has not been moved to 812 Mass. LARGE'S CAFE Shrimp, Fresh Oysters and Regular Meals 18 E. 9th. Phone 2078 297 Mass. Phone 183 All Amateur Dancers Over 16 Eligible DUCK HUNTERS If you can waltz you have a chance to win a 3-months movie contract with M.G.M. and other valuable competitions in the great Waltz competition at a The Granada Theatre Located 10 and 17. State finals DCE, 1 on the stage at 9 p.m. For information in the gallery at the Granada or the . . . DUCK HUNTERS Super-X Ammunition Guns - Deeos RUTTER'S SHOP 4 Mass. St. Phone 319 943 Mass. 943 Mass. BERNAT YARNS Free Instructions Blocking and Knitting to Order Winterize Your Car at When Others Fail, Try Us Baggage Handled - 24 Hrs. Service Hartman Standard Service 13th and Mass. Phone 40 AT YOUR SERVICE CLEANERS We Guarantee Satisfaction PHONE 9 DANCE Marion Rice Dance Studio $ 927_{1/2} $ Massachusetts Street Learn the waltz, fox trot, lambeth walk, and all the latest steps in ball- oom dancing. HAL'S Hamburgers and Chil 9th. and Vermont THE NATIONALLY ADVERTISED argus CANDIDATE CAMERA in modern — own it, then in alternative — type it. **Pass 4.4. Anatomical** - Walk upstairs from the door. - Take a seat (20 minutes). - Sit down on the sofa. - Swim 30 minutes. - Exercise 50 minutes. - Lunch — natural water. - Dinner — natural water. ONLY $1250 NEW LOCATION HIXON'S 721 MASSACHUSETTS STREET *Everything Photographic for the* *Amateur* The Camera 41 LAWRENCE AHAS LAWRENCE, KANSAS See "The Sisters" starring Bette Davis and Errol Flynn now showing at the Granada, running today through Wednesday. Lawrence Van Sickel, this is your free pass for tonight's showing. WANT ADS LOST: Man's Mason sign ring. Left in men's lavatory central Ad. assistance. Reward. Call 2855. Roy Brookens. -43 LOST: Blue leather purse with letters and identification cards bearing name Mr. Ben Farney, Kiowa, 2752, Mesa NM. 2752, 1753, Mississippi - -44 LOST: At stadium Saturday after- noon, red maskn coat. CO reward for return. Call 1292. 1409 Tennessee. -41 LOST: Pocketbook containing important personal articles. Lost Friday night. Reward. Curt Owen, 1100 Indiana. FOUND: An engineering mathe- matical slide ruler. Call the Kansan office for information. -41 LABOR Problems in American Industry by C. R. Daugherty. Return to Mary Joe Connell, Kappa Kappa Gamma house. -41