WEDNESDAY, NOV. 2. 1932 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS --- Here on the Hill an account of Mt. Oread Society HELEN GEIS, c 40. Society Editor 5. ppm. call KU. c 1,293. c 2,703. --be accepted as an authority on "swing" because he wrote the "swing classic;" "Christopher Co- lumbus." Dinner guests at the Pi Beta Phi house last night were Sue Johnston, c'42; Betty Loub Sublett, c'42; Doris Williamson, c'42; Mary Iain Browning, c'42; Helen Edin, c'42; and Virginia Mattingly, c'urel. Luncheon guests at the Pt Beta Pho house yesterday were Margaret Wilson, c39; Mary Joseph Connell, c1unca and Mary Kay Lattier, ed39. --be accepted as an authority on "swing" because he wrote the "swing classic;" "Christopher Co- lumbus." Sigma Alpha Mu had as their dinner guests last evening: Prof. and Mrs. A. W. Davidson. Sigma Alpa Mu announces the pledging of Lester Saferstein, m'42. Kappa Kappa Gamma pledges entertained the Delta Phi Theta fraternity at an hour dance last evening. Kappa Alpa Theta pledge class entertained the Pi Gamma Delta fraternity with an hour dance last night. Betty Stephenson, c' 40, was dinner guests at the Kappa Alpha Theta house last evening. --be accepted as an authority on "swing" because he wrote the "swing classic;" "Christopher Co- lumbus." Epsilon housemother, were hostesses at a luncheon Monday for the Sigma Alpha Epsilon Mothers' Club. It was held in the Old English room in the Memorial Union building Sixteen guests were present. Lexey Burchfield, fa'42, was a luncheon guest at the Kappa Alpha Theta house yesterday. Alpha Tao Omega fraternity announces the pledging of Bill Walter, c'4. Fredonia. --be accepted as an authority on "swing" because he wrote the "swing classic;" "Christopher Co- lumbus." Mr. Herman Smith, Sr., Parsons, was a guest at the Phi Delta Theta house last evening. Mr. and Mrs. E. D.Kiney, 1430 Louisiana, announce the marriage of their daughter, Alice, to William M. Rowlings, son of Mr. and Mrs. J. Rowlands, 620 Ohio. The ceremony was performed June 14. Mrs. Rowlands is a members of Gamma Phi Beta sorority and Mr. Rowlands is a member of Phi Gamma Delta fraternity. Miss Ellen Blair, Pomonn, and Mr. Keneh B. Welch, Emporia, were united in marriage Sunday afternoon in the Grace Episcopal church in Ottawa. Mrs. Welch is a graduate of Kansas State College, In the women's intramural volley- ball games Pi II defended Gamma Phi 52-23; Alpha Chi tied with Chi Omega 36-30; TNT defeated ETC 35-26; and JWW defeated IND 35-28. Outstanding players for the various teams were: Barbara Smyth, Mary Edgerton, Lemoine Leone Hoffman, Pi Phi; Peggy Ghmorley and Virginia Appeal, Gamma Phi; Betty Hotmann, Maraninn Lacey, Erale Hale, Alpha Chi; Ann Carlisle, Mary Mandell, Chi Omena; Julie Wagstaff, Carmen Rowland, ETC; Margaret Van Cleave, Virginia Bail, Irene McAdoo, IWW; Lois Wisler, IND. Kappa Gamma vs. kappa Alpha Theta; A.D. vs. Sigma Kappa; Corbin vs. Watkins; and Miller vs. Westminster. Classes in the School of Education, including those in Oread Training School will be dismissed Friday. There will be various meetings of the Kansas State Teachers Association in different parts of the state which the teachers in education are to attend. Women's Intramurals The exhibition work by Marjorie Whitney, which was shown in the department of painting and design last month has been replaced by a new one. The show is shown in 320 West Frank Strong hall, and will remain for two weeks. 'Men, Women, and Romance' Is Topic of "Y" Discussion Concessionaires Must Sign Up PATEE Shows 2:30-7-9 All Shows 15c Anytime ENDS TONITE RAMON NOVARO MARIAN AMARSH ERIC BLOBE "A Desperate Adventure" —2nd Feature PRISCILLA LANE ROSSHAW LANE DECK POWELL FRED WARING and his Pennsylvaniaians "VARSY SHOW" Celebration Cancels Mid-Week "Men, Women, and Romance" is the topic to be discussed at the meeting of the Personal Relations Commission of the Y.W.C.A. and Y.M.C.A. at Henley house today at 7:30 p.m. Betty Barnes, c'39, and Kermit Franks, c'40, are co-chairmen of the commission. Alpha Omicron Pi entertained with a tea Sunday afternoon from 3 to 5 o'clock in honor of Mrs. Aaron Nelson, the new housemother. Guests in addition to faculty members were: Mrs. Francis Brown, Mrs. L. V. Hill, Mrs. C. E. Cayet, Janet Turner, and Deputy Roswell, all of Kansas City, Mo. She assisted at the tea table were: Mrs. Waldemar Gilch, Mrs. R. I. Canuteste, Mrs. Raymond Beamer, and Mrs. Francis Brown. Alpha Omicron Pi entertained the pledges of the Sigma Nu fraternity with an hour dance last night. Sally Lepper, '37, was a luncheon guest at the Kappa Kappa Gamma house yesterday. Watkins hall will hold open house tomorrow evening from 7 until 8 o'clock. Mrs. L. W. Lee, Mrs. George Mills. IWW and Pi Phi have won in their groups* and the other groups will be decided in the games to be played tonight. They are: Kappa Home Ec Club Meets Today Henderson's crew played for the Freshman Froile in 1936 and were enthusiastically received. No mid-week varsity will be held tonight, due to the opening celebration and broadcast of the university's Seventy-fifth anniversary. Men wishing to sell pop and candy for the Y.M.C.A. concessions at the football game Saturday should sign up immediately at the Men's Employment Bureau, room 2, Frank Strong hall, according to Mrs. Frank Parker, secretary of the bureau. No Classes in School Of Education Friday THURSDAY 3 Days A Great Double Show Hear the New Hit Songs of the Old Wild West! CHARLES STARRETT "Law of the Plains" —2nd Feature — A Big Lavish Musical Super-Feature! LAUREL AND HARDY "SWISS MISS" SUNDAY 4 Days GIRLS WANTED By the Underworld Easy Work! Good Pay! "Girls On Probation" Etchings Display Shown By Department of Design Home Fc Club Meets Today The Home Economics Club will meet at 4:30 p.m. today in room 116. Fraser hall. Manhattan, Mr. Welch was graduated from the University in 1920. He was a member of Delta Tau Delta fraternity. After a short wedding trip, the couple will be at home at 923 State street, Emporia. Asked to define "swing," Henderson gave the following interpretation: "It is produced by a group of musicians, who given a musical theme, improvise around the melody and interpret the tune with rhythm variations and trick intonations, as they souffle feel it." "Swing music is the only field where the solist is given free rein to interpret the melody as he sees fit. If the synaposed pattern moves the listeners to rhythmic feelings, then you swing," he declared. He Nina Hamman Gets Teaching Job the admission price will be $1.75 stag or date. Henderson Swings Frolic Fletcher Henderson, colored band leader, who originated and made femora the type of music known as "grand terrace swing," has been chosen to play for the Freshman Frolic, Friday, Nov. 18, according to information received from Don Wood, student dance manager. Nina Hammon, who received her B.S. degree in education in 1833, will teach English in the high school at Garden City. Mrs. L, W. Lee, Mrs. George Mills, and Mrs. Eva Oakes, Sigma Alpha Biggest Little Show in Kansas PATEE "Would you kiss me if I told you not to?" "I sure would." "Oh good, then I can mind momma." "Say, tell that man to stop kissing you." "Tell him yourself. Want me to talk to a stranger man." Love is a life来 at a man who thinks, and a tragedy to the man who feels. Boy, am I ironic. First Drunken-What did you say when you lost at ditch poker? Second Dilute-I shed plenty. In ancient days they were mated for the pet they bagged. The modern pent is known for the bane he pets. "Are you married?" "Uh-huh. Twenty years." "Any kid?" "Nope." "How come darle?" "My husband's a plumber." She--Do you know the things you've been saying about me? He.-Whauds that I am here for? Lady in furniture store—I can't make up my mind whether to buy that divan or that armchair. Saleman—You can't make a mistake on a nice comfortable armchair. Lady-O--K. I'll take the divan. Counsor-Say, young fellow, there's no parking here; you can't leave along this road? Voice from within—Who's hoarding? Knock: Knock. Knock. Saint Peter-Who's there? Voice Outside the Pearly Gate-It'll be fine. Saint Peter-Go to hell. We have enough English instructions in here now. The gas company in a college town inserted the following advertisement in the local paper: WANTED—Burly, beauty-proof material. We haven't made a deal in two years. Sally Rand may not understand paranormal activity but she can entertain motion before the house. For hours they rode along the country road in the antiquated burge. Not a word had been said, and, but for the sound of the horse's hoofs, there was complete silence. Finaly, He—Huh? She—Oh, huh! He—Wha, horse! John Smith, a psychiatrist, died. Being a good man, John went to heaven, as do all good dead men who have a good place in the world. At the pennsylvania gate John was met and interrogated by Saint Peter. "Name?" "John Smith." "Occasion on earth?" "Psychiatrist." "Oh, come on in; we can use you. Why, what's the trouble?" "St. Paul thinks he's Roscoe! replied St. Peter." "How hard you are? a pretty girl said to a young man. What was your father's mother's name and father's in that respect." "Was your father harbital?" 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