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UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 7, 1932
Kansan Comment
Welcome To the University
More than three hundred and fifty high school journalists and teachers travel from their local classrooms to the lecture halls of the University today for the twentieth High School Newspaper Conference.
While here editors and managers of school papers and their teachers will learn of the use of pictorial journalism, of news as reported in Europe, sports, business management, the place of women in journalism, editorial policies, and of the many problems connected with the newspaper "game."
Moreover, while here, they will size up the University. We hope they enjoy the University's hospitality and entertainment—that they feel at home and garner ideas of practical value. And we hope that hereafter, "K, U." brings pleasant thoughts to mind.
He Is Not the Only One Who Pretends
Up with the pretender to the throne and off with the perfidious head of the king, and let's cede the United States to Great Britain.
Anthony Hall, known as "King Anthony," pretender to the throne of Great Britain, has lodged a manifesto, decorated with scrollwork and a coat of arms, so wide-sweeping in its implications that it would endear him to the respective hearts of members of any nation's public.
"King Anthony's" scroll, carrying the imprint of the scentless Tutor Rose, traces his genealogical tree through the various branches of Tudors, Erskines, Guelps, and Wittins, good Anglo-Saxon names, proving to at least his valid right to have blue blood course through his veins.
Solemly lodged with the registrar, College of Arms, Queen of Victoria Street, London, King Anthony will cancel debts, abolish dumping of agricultural crops on foreign markets, and invalidate taxation so that cigarettes will be sold at ten for two cents and beer at eight cents a quart. Moreover, bathing suits will be free, telephone calls will be free, and postage will be free.
Although the above reads like a politician's platform, it is actually the manifesto of a "pixilated" pretender.
No Labor Peace Until After November
Paradoxical as it seems, the President has asked the A. F. of L., now holding its annual meeting in Houston, to do its part for American labor harmony.
With the November elections near, and a reinforced Labor's Non-Partisan League a possibility, it is interesting to contemplate what peace negotiations President Roosevelt will offer.
Peace negotiations, it is recalled, which were initiated a year ago by the C. I. O., and continued last August, were fruitless. Each side felt that the other would have a majority in the proposed reunited convention.
In the light of these circumstances it becomes evident that peace, particularly with the President as mediator for the two unions, will not be a reality, if at all, until after the November elections.
The question is immediately raised—is the President earnest in his desire for labor peace, or is he just playing politics with a vote-getting motif? More discord in the labor ranks would undoubtedly be aroused if peace conferences were initiated now. Any chance of antagonizing the C. I. O. at the present is apt to be waylayed by President Roosevelt.
'Uncle Ike' Read The Postcards Aloud
"Uncle Ike's" postoffice has been sold. Made famous by Harold B. Wright in "The Shepherd of the Hills," the postoffice that is thronged by tourist visitors each year was knocked off to the highest bidder at a liquidation sale this week. The buyer was Edmund Morrill, a grandson of "Uncle Ike."
At that time a rude box divided roughly into eight pigeon holes, a rickety legged table, an arm chair made from unpeeled hickory sticks, scraps of leaf tobacco, and a company of veteran cob pipes adequately equipped the building.
for many years, Levi Morrill, known as "Uncle like," ran the postoffice at the "Forks," a microscopic village nesting in the Ozark hills. His crackling "Ba Thundas! What!" punctuated his distribution of the mail with suitable comments.
He always found time to read the postcards to the group of mountaineers assembled at a respectful distance from his
place of authority. And the mysterious thing known as the "gov'ment" lost nothing of its might or awe inspiring qualities at the hands of its local representative.
For Two Years. School Children Aren't Killed
Today the Kansas City Safety Council meets to express thanks that no elementary school child between the ages of five and fourteen has been killed in Kansas City in the two year period that has elapsed.
Kansas City may feel a just pride in this accomplishment, that requires a constant program of public education. It is not hard to awaken the public conscience; but to keep it awake is a wearisome matter, for reiteration dulls the message.
The remarkable thing about the record of Kansas City is the persistence of the groups cooperating: the council members, Parent-Teachers Association, the traffic department, and other interested organizations.
Through public co-operation they are seeing the results of their efforts—even though they must continue with equal zeal to maintain safety for school children.
Campus Opinion
Articles in this column do not necessarily reflect the opinion of the University Daily Kannan. Articles over 200 words in length are subject to cutting by the editor. Contributions on any subject are invited.
STAGS ON PARADE
Editor. Daily Kansan:
March, March, March-No, that isn't the answer to Hitler's demand for troops--that's KU.'s army of stags in search of some pretty co-ed at the Union dances.
Now just what student doesn't feel proud to be the escort of one of the most popular girls at the dance? He also likes to have at least a few dances with her, but he's not sure if he'd handle his appreciates the other boys attention to her.
This appreciation, however, may turn to disgust if stags wear out their welcome. Sometimes they forget that they're dancing on borrowed time. Trying to forget "Awful Truth" we can truthfully say that "I don't care what happens," and the success of really having a good time lies in dancing with everyone, not with just one all evening.
The fellow who brings a date should have the privilege of having a place to dance, not on the feet of some stag who plants himself out in the middle of the floor in the way of everyone. The floor is unusually crowded with just dancers. There's plenty of room to walk along the walls instead of in the middle of the floor.
Some of you might even surprise some K. U. coeds or the staff at your school. There are a lot of new girls who aren't hard to handle, and had a chance to make their debut into Joywahk society—they can dance too. Why not make those students more confident?
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Official University Bulletin
Notices due at Chancellor's Office at 3 p.m., preceding regular publication days and 11:30 a.m.
Vol. 36 Friday, October 7, 1938 No.18
NYA SUPERVISORS AND STUDENTS. The first pay roll期 will end will today. Time sheets will be due at the CSEP Office by 5 o'clock this evening. Time reported later than this will not be acceptable.
REINTERPRETATION OF RELIGION COMMISSION:
The Reinterpretation of Religion Commission will meet in the Pine Room at 4:30 this afternoon—Evelyn Brubaker.
SCHOOL OF EDUCATION FACULTY MEETING:
the faculty of the School of Education will meet on Tuesday, October 11, at 3:30 o'clock, in room 115 Fraser Hall. The curriculum for the sixty-hour certificate will be considered. Degrees for students will be hired until June will also be voted - E H. Lindley, President.
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Walter Lippmann, we have it on good authority, never deigns to notice the childish remarks of Walter Winchell; he just ignores them. Thus this department will emulate the good example of Lippmann and refuse to ruffle its senior dignity by bickering with sophomore scandal writers. After all, any newspaper man will tell you that snopers are outside the journalistic pale. They belong to the lunatic fringe. The Shin is no exception. (Editor's Note: Well put, young
Say, what is this? We can fill our column without resorting to Robertson's trick of getting the editor to do it.
By the way, we like Walter Win-**in**, er, a leading New York columnist's definition of European justice. Instead of the criminal getting what he deserves, in England and France he gets what he desires.
(Editor's Note: Well put, young man. Verv well put-)
--our seats will be reserved. Prices are as follows: lower floor and first two rows of lower balcony balcony, middle row of upper balcony, 20 cents; and upper balcony, 50 cents.
It is amazing how foreign political practices are worming their way into Kansas. Out in Manhattan where some of the first year men are fussing about wearing fresh-fresh clothes, they ultimately final ultimatum to the freshmen ordering them to don the headgear or else bear the consequences.
The Oklahoma Daily, student publication of the University of Oklahoma (and an unusually good paper we must say) nominates our remark about "Whither America" lecturers being a sure sign of winter as the crack-of-the-week. Turn about is fair play, and we hereby nominate their crack about our crack as the crack-of this-week.
It must be love when a student falls for a female tuba player.
One of the minor blessings of a high school newspaper conference like the one opening today in the Journalism shack is that it causes a few of the Journalism majors to don a clean shirt.
It's odd that some stickerler for accuracy hasn't pointed out to the press that Sally Clark, John Roosevelt, and Todd Larson, the crooner in the presidential family.
Fans Dig Up Money to See Trophies
Dr. Cunningham was perfectly willing to be obliging, but said it would cost $25 just to pack and ship the five trunkful of medals, cups and other rewards he has received during the mile and metric mile races.
Guy V. Keeler, in charge of the lecture bureau of u.e university extension service, received a letter from a western Kansas city in which Green Cunningham is to speak, ask questions and would bring along his trophies.
The department of design yester-
day sent to other schools the fourth
exhibition of designs since school be-
gan. Approximately 40 mounts of
designs were shipped to the depart-
ment's design at the University of
Nebraska.
Mr. Keeler advised his correspondents of this fact, thinking that the added expense would be a little more than they would want to undertake. A long distance telephone call brought word to Kansas fans had
The other exhibitions were sent to Huntington College, Montgomery, Ala.; to Miss Cornelia Winech, Winchester, Ill.; and to Miss Ellen Dungan, Buckeye. Ariz. The last two mentioned were former students of the University, who are now engaged in public school art.
Department of Design Sends Fourth Exhibition
Dr. Cunningham will take his trophies with him.
Tickets go on sale Friday morning for the lecture by Mrs. Franklin D. Roosevelt Saturday, Oct. 22, in Hoch auditorium. Tickets can be obtained at the University business office or at the Round Corner Drug store.
Tickets for Roosevelt Lecture Go on Sale
The Roosevelt lecture is sponsored by the Lawrence Women's Club. Net proceeds are going to the Student Loan Fund.
Prof. R. M. Davis Speaks
Professor R. M. Divis of the School of Law spoke on the background and possible outcome of the European situation at a meeting of the Atchison Rotary Club yesterday. Fred Ellsworth, secretary of the Alumni Association, also attended the meeting.
Maxine Roach, gr., accompanied by Wilma Stoner, '36, gave a vocal selection. Addison Mize, b', 38, is president of the Atchison Rotary Club. George Abborn, '09, was in charge of the program.
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