PAGE TWO UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 5, 1938 Kansan Comment To Study Domiciles And the Food Therein Two committees were appointed by the Men's Student Council Monday night—one to investigate men's housing on the Hill and the other to review the dormitory systems for men at other colleges. With these committees, the Council continues a movement started last year. Logically, the first committee will determine the need for a men's dormitory. Such need will be measured by investigation of those facilities for students who are forced to pay the lower prices for rooms and board. To these students, whose problem is greatest, a dormitory within the limits of fair living standards, yet providing rooms and food at a minimum of cost, would be a boon not only to healthy living, but provide a needed gregariousness as awell. Consequently, to attempt provision of rooms and board in the minimum classification, positive consideration of a co-operative system would be in order. Based on the second committee's investigations of systems at other colleges will be the recommendation for a men's dormitory here if reports are favorable. Since the present University building program does not include dormitories, other methods of financing such a project may by the well-worn subscription drive, by some federal agency as PWA, or by bonds, to be liquidated by profits and earnings of the dormitory. As the dormitory is not included in the University program, possibility of its being built appears remote. Nevertheless, evidence that student opinion and its representatives, student leaders, are cognizant, or at least aware, of housing problems was ably demonstrated by the Men's Student Council Monday night. "And it ought to be remembered that there is nothing more difficult to take in hand, more perilous to conduct, or more uncertain in its success, than to take the lead in the introduction of a new order of things."—Machiavelli. Pension! Pension! Who Wouldn't Take a Pension? When bigger and better pensions are planned, politicians will plan them. Whether the prophecised stipend is thirty dollars a week or two hundred dollars a month, the idea hits the mark with the public. The "ham-and-egg paradise" guaranteed by California's proposed amendment to be voted on Nov. 8, paying thirty dollars a week to unemployed persons over fifty, appears doomed, however, in spite of Sheridan Downey, the western Moses and leader of California's aged out of poverty, who swept Senator McAdoo to defeat. Organized retailers, teachers, state and city employees, editors, the State Bankers Association, and Republican and Democratic party members have pitied their influence against it. Culbert L. Olson, Democratic nominee for governor, finds the program unworkable and the Communist and Socialist parties have printed formal declarations against the proposal. The crack-pot amendment, described as a social-credit scheme, provides issuance of thirty dollars every week in one dollar warrants to unemployed persons over fifty. Each Thursday, individual warrants would be stamped with a two-cent stamp purchased with United States currency from the state. Failure to stamp it would make the warrant worthless. By the end of the year, the warrant would be covered with $1.04 in stamps, returned to the state, and redeemed in currency—with the extra four cents for administrative purposes. Plausible sounding isn't it? But merchants and banks cannot be forced to accept warrants for payments or deposits. And the only sure outlet for warrants would be payment of taxes to various political divisions, which in turn would pay fifty percent of all salaries of state, county, and city employees in warrants. Furthermore, will you pay the $811,200,000 worth of redemption stamps to validate the warrants. The answer, obviously, is that the earning majority who receive no pensions would fork over with the cold cash. Perhaps California and the pension politicians should be allowed to attach the amendment to the state's constitution—and demonstrate economic unsoundness of similar panaceas. "If we fail to . . . attain . . . an attitude of scientific detachment, of relentless quest for truth, wherever that search may take us; if we allow ourselves to be bawled by our emotions, by human vanity, or even by a realization that we ourselves are men, we cannot hope to eat of the fruit of the tree of knowledge without getting a very bad stomach-ache."—E. A. Hooton. Now, They Play For Their Suppers With the authorization of training tables, Big Six Conference officials have taken belated recognition of the popular belief that football players might be worth their suppers. Especially when they spend from two or three hours of the hardest kind of physical labor daily in order to make it possible for their respective alma matres to make of the nation's chief Saturday afternoon diversion, a vastly paying proposition during the three fall months. Couch Ad Lindsey is quoted as hailing the training table to be of great value to the players' health, as they will be able to obtain a warm, well-balanced meal at the close of practice—something which was impossible when players had to rely upon fraternity or boarding house leftovers after six o'clock. We presume that the training table will not exactly be a detriment when it come to securing good high school material next fall, either—although Mr. Lindsey omitted to mention that fact. Financially speaking, the adoption of the training table is a step in the open, also—it will do much to remove the basis for the charges of "hypocoryc" hurled at Big Six schools by athletic associations of other colleges and universities who openly subsidize their athletes. "For many years it has seemed to me that the events of history are a reflection in the race of conflicts which psychoanalysis studies in the individual." -Sigmund Freud. Official University Bulletin Notice due at Chancellor's Office at 3 p.m., preceding regular publication days and 11:00 a.m. on Friday. Vol. 36 Wednesday, October 5, 1938 No.16 --ing out they told the cooks to take the night off and told the grocery to cancel the afternoon order. Which would have been the proprietors of nearby hangouts. ALEE: A smoker will be held for the new electrical engineering students and members of the staff. The west section of the catherine at the Union Building. A junior and two freshmen representatives will be elected Refreshment Coordinator. A. S.M.E. SMOKER. The A.S.M.E. Smoker will be back on that Monday evening, Oct. 6. There will be an election of president and mechanical represent- ment treatments will be served. All mechanicals invited to the conference will be cofedr. FEDERATION OF COUNSELLORS. There will be a short but important meeting of all the counselers and their members in New York. We will immediately follow the Jay Jane meeting. All of the counselers please be present. Alice Russell, FRESHMAN COMMISSION OF Y.W.C.A: The Freshman Commission of the Y.W.C.A. will meet Thursday afternoon at 4:30 at Henley House. All freshman girls are invited—Jennane Youngman. GYMNASTIC CLUB- All men interested in organizing a gymnasium club at KU. are requested to meet Thursday evening, October 6, at 7:30 in room 107, Robinson gymnasium—Herbert G. Alphin. JAY JANES: There will be a meeting of the Jay Janes at 4:30 this afternoon in the Fino Room. Please come and join us. NYA SUPERVISORS AND STUDENTS: The first pay roll period will end October 7. Time sheets will be cessed CSEE on October 5. Time records later than this will not be assemble--Martha Tillman, Executive Secretary. PL LAMBDA THETA: The first meeting of Pl Lambda Theta will be held in the Pine Room of the Union Building at 7:30 p.m. Thursday, October 6. Will it be present? please bring a bag—Pl Barbara Woodard, Secretary. Y. M.C.A. FRESHMAN COMMISSION: The Y.M.C.A. Freshman Commission will meet at 4:30 Thursday afternoon in the Union Building Dr. R. H. Wheeler will speak on "Minds Upset in Europe." All freshmen members are expected if they are free to attend. Event Campbell, Freshman Commission. Admit University Daily Kansan Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWRENCE, KANSAS ENTERTAINED COPIES AFFILIATE POSTAGE JOHN R. 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CHICAGO • BRISTOL • LOS ANGELES • SAN FRANCISCO REPRESENTED FOR NATIONAL ADVERTISING BY National Advertising Service, Inc. Subscription rates, in advance, $3.20 per year, $1.75 per semester published at Lawrence, Kawaukee, daily during the school year exe- cted Monday and Saturday. Entered as class master on Friday. Not office at Lawrence, Kawaukee, under the Act of March 3, 1879. Former Law School Dean Was Friend; As Well As Teacher To Underclassmen Freshmen and new students on the University Campus, looking at the bronze statue of James Woods Green in front of the law building, and learning that sank building is named Green hall, would probably remark to their older friend, "Say this man Green must have been important" Mary Jane Sigler, e'unel. No doubt the upperclassmen would reply "Uncle Jimmy? Why, Uncle Jimmy's a tradition here on the Campus. See that inscription there on the pedestal beneath his name? It says 'Beloved Friend and Counselor.' He was, too—my dad is a lawyer. I saw him in law school, and he still talks about 'Uncle Jimmy' and how everyone overheard him." James Woods Green was dean of the School of Law from its beginning in 1879 until his death in 1919. In the early days he was also manager of athletics and throughout his stay on Mount Oread he was a central figure at football rallies Chancellor E. H. Lindley, who came to the University shortly after "Uclee Jimmy" died, called him "the soul of the University." Indeed, he has become one of the leaders of the patron paint of the Schol. of Law. Professor William L. Burdick, dean emeritus of the School of Law, and who has been here forty years, states that "Uncle Jimmy" was "probably the most beloved man ever connected with the U.S. national government." Dean's popularity was the result of both his interest in athletics and And the younger student, impressed by the spirit and sincerity of his friend, would then and there, as have Jayhawker students for the last sixty years, accept an offer as a part of the University. We read hall-way through an article in a Topeka paper headlined "Stockmen hold annual meeting" before we realized it was not an account of the Kansas State homecoming. notes and discords Speaking of Kansas State, a Republic county girl who went there last year, climaxed the school year by marrying her professor. Which causes Romie Farse at Republic to commend her good work. She said she was going there to get her Ph.D. and she did. by John Randolph Tye In the name of all that's holy will someone explain what a Vogue announcement is doing on the bulletin board of the Journalism building out they told the cooks to take the night off and told the grocery to cancel the afternoon order. Which would have been the proprietors of nearby hangouts. "Uncle Jimmy" never used sarcasm in his classes but often employed a gentle iron to accomplish his ends. One day he held class overtime and when none of the students began scraping their feet on the floor he remarked: "This is not a stable, however impatient you may be to to get to your stalls" The New York Republicans picked their candidate for governor this year by the trial-by-error method. The Notre Dame game is as good as any to repeat the tornado story which so popular in Kansas after the 1935 election. A farmer, after watching, his house, barn, livestock, and even the trees of his farm, carried away by a tornade, couldn't resist the impulse to laugh. Like little Audrey, he just hagged and laughed and laughed. "I can't help it," he told his wife who was injured, a crucial moment. "I just have to laugh at the damn completeness of 'all.'" [in the personal problems of his students. Until 12 years ago the annual School of Law banquet was held on the Thursday nearest "Uncle Jimmy's birthday," which was a Wheli 4. That was called "Uncle Jimmy's Day," and the following Friday was always a holiday for the law student who was now held in May (because of convenience) some still speak of it as being "Uncle Jimmy's Banquet." The news that a Hanover, Kan. blacksmith is quitting his job to enter college brings to mind the story of a lumber jack from Michigan who secured a leave of absence in order to return to school to work on his doctor's degree. So many college graduates are trying to get his job, he explained, that one has to have a Ph.D, to feel secure in the lumber business any more. Dean Green was known to all as a "friend of the boys." He was never an exacting teacher and in cases of discipline leamed to mercy rather than justice. He had a standing order with the Lawrence police department to let him know where he was when he whereupon he attempted to get the boy out by demanding a writ of habeas corpus. The Green memorial statue was erected 14 years ago by alumni of the University. Funds were raised by the University of Kansas Memorial Corporation as a part of the memorial campaign which solicited donations to the university and the Memorial Union building. The statue was executed by the noted sculptor Daniel Chester French at a cost of $40,000. Oldtimers on the campus say that the statue doesn't look like the subject, but that it is symbolic of his democratic spirit. The student standing at the side of "Uncle Jimmy" in front of the memorial great additional expense to show the close relationship between the dean and the student bed. Recommended: Peter Arno's cartoon on page 15 of the current New Yorker. Also G. A. Borges's life in Article, as享誉 an article on Mussolini as has appeared in any magazine in some time. And to the list of Mount Oread immortals add the freshman who took his life in his hands at the Union public Monday morning by playing the Notre Dame Victory March. On the Shin-ing out they told the cooks to take the night off and told the grocery to cancel the afternoon order. Which would have been the proprietors of nearby hangouts. Continued from page 1 Overheard at the Gamma Phi open house: If just one more guy tried to get in here they'd have to give everybody a shoe horn. --to give the right "Snarky" is just an ex-filling station decoration to most of us, but to the boys of Alpha Kappa Psi, it is a much-loved maven. So when the 175 pound cast iron eagle flew from its perch in front of the A.E.P house, the boys wept bitter tears of remorse. Then Snarky flew back, and all the happy little pledges helped him to a place on the front porch, from which they trust, he will never fly again. Helen Geis, Kansas society editor, pauses in passing to give me the scientific note of the day, to wit: I have at last found something for fallen hair—a little cardboard box to keep it in. All chemical engineers will be welcomed by Dean Crawford and Prof. I. H. Marshall at the first meeting of the American Institute of Chemical Engineers to be held after the dance tonight in the men's lounge in the Union building at 8:15 p.m. Chemical Engineers To See Picture and Hold Smoker An interesting program has been planned which includes a three ree motion picture and the usual smoker Cunkle Featured on Program at Lincoln The School of Music at the University of Nebraska, in Lincoln, presented a program of three outfits for violin or piano and piano at the University. Mr. Chuckle was, until recently, affiliated with the School of Fine Arts at the University of Kansas and served as violinist, assisted Mr. Chuckle. KFKU PROGRAM Wednesday, October 5 Thursday, October 6 6:00 - 6:30 University of Kansas Band. Russel L. Wiley, director. 8:00 Violett Castell, Paul Storer, studio Karl O. Kaueratiner. 9:30-10:00 Woodwind and brass ensembles from the University Band. Phone K.U. 66 Classified Ads Present this free pass at the box office of the Granada theater to see Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers in "Carefree," now showing. Javhawk Taxi Friday. October 7 BILLIE BALL Friday 6:00 Marie Wilkins, lyrie-coloratura. 6:15 Violin recital, Prof. Waldemar Gellch. SPECIAL!!! Super Shell gasoline ... 15.90 Silver Shell ... 14c Shell Ethyl ... 18c Slater Service Station 23rd and Louisiana St. Phone Cleaning and Dyeing Polishes and Laces 23rd and Louisiana St. Student Laundry Lescher's Shoe Shop We Call for and Deliver 812% Mass. 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