UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
THURSDAY. SEPTEMBER 22, 1938
Bible Jinx On Kansas May Hold
Jayhawk Supporters
Fear Texas Game From
Precious Experience at
Dana's Hands
Dopsters were scratching their heads and registering bewilderment today as they pondered the outcome of the football game Saturday at Lawrence between the Kansas Jayhawkers and the Texas Longhorns.
Texas might seem a logical favorite, but injuries have hit the Longhorns in their early workouts, to slow them down somewhat. In addition to the Jayhawkers boast a strong team, the match for virtually any aggregation.
Latest blow to the Longhorns was the loss of their backfield ace, Charley Hass, who suffered a cracked shoulder blade in scrimmage. Haas will be out for the season, which means that Coach Dana X. Bible loses his best punter and most dangerous running back.
In addition to Haas, two veteran Bobby Moors, 170 pound basketball and baseball star, against Kansas Moors did not go out for football during the game, but has been a sensation during the Longhorn's workout this fall
In addition to aas, two veter
Texas ends are not likely to play
against Kansas. These injured winger
Nelly and Joe Ronch both lettermen.
One prominent reason for any tendency to regard Texas as the favorite is the fact that Dana Bible is coaching the Longhorns. Mr. Bible was at the University of Nebraska until a year ago and during his reign as head coach, he graduated from college were eminently successful in their meetings with Kansas.
Fans in this section regard Bible as one of the best coaches in the business and rather expect to see him turn out a winner every year.
Notwithstanding the advantage which may lie with Texas, supporters of the Jayhawkers are lookin forward to the game with confidence They feel sure that win or lose Kan's will play high class football on the general opinion is that Kansas will win.
Dies in Explosion
Ormand beach, Jayhawk grid star in 1930, 32, and 33, who was killed cured yesterday under water when an oil tank employed.
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over like a lead balloon.
Better still, suppose the girl had remained silent.
Now analyze the second line. You will notice that it is almost as funny as the first line. Had the girl remained silent, the Beta's remark would have been ambiguous rather than humorous.
The joke we are using as an example of humor is obviously a very funny joke, because we all laughed so heartily at it. As a matter of fact, it is much funnier than it would be if both parties had remained silent. You will notice too, as previously mentioned, that the joke is composed of only two lines. However, the number of lines in a joke has little to do with the quantity of humor, because this two-line joke is ever so much funnier than a lot of six-line iokes I've heard.
jokes I've heard.
(Let's pause here a moment and send junior down to the drug store for a box of aspirin.)
And now we come to the least important part—the point of the joke it is somewhat ethereal and perhaps may elude you. No matter.
First, go back to the joke and re-read it. Did you see anything to laugh it? If your answer is negative then your H. Q (humor quotient) is zero. This then proves that the reader has no sense of humor because the joke is what we call double funny.
In the first place, why would a Sigma Kappa want to have a date with a Beta, and (b), who ever heart of a Beta being particular?
Green But Good!
BILL BUNSEN
Grid Outlook Dark for Reds
Injuries Hamper Indians Before Their Game With McPherson
The Haskell Indians' hope of winning their opening game with McPherson College Friday night, Sept. 23, fell today as Coach John F. Carmody announced that several of his first-stringers were nursing injuries as a result of last Friday's scrimmage.
Lloyd Yellow Horse, veteran tackle, had his ear badly torn in scrimmage and will be unable to play in the McPherson game. Clyde Glowen, first year man, 190 pound boxer, will replace Horey for white. Horey at tackle.
Ben Shoemake, scheduled to start at right end, will probably not be able to start due to a severely bruised left shoulder. In the event that Shemoakie is unable to start, Charles Allen, first year man, 160 pound Sioux from South Dakota, will take his place.
Raymond Gawheg, 180 pound Otoe from Oklahoma, first string replacement at end, is definitely out of the wood because of a wrenched elbow.
Acy Red Leaf, star triple-treep man of Haskell, has failed to get into condition, so probably will not make the trip to McPhrison. In the event that Red Leaf does make the trip, Ed Bruner, 140 pound reserve from last year's squad, will start in the tailback position. Bruner has plenty of speed and what he lacks in necessary weight he makes up for in scrap.
Workouts the rest of the week will be very light, as Coach Carmody is taking no chances with injuries since the team has small and replacements be limited.
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Let's Varsity-ize Tonite!
With Nebraska out in front as the drum major the Big Six conference is at last marching its way through the portals of big time football. This year no less than 17 of the 25 non-conference tilts are intersection and of the name-team variety.
by Lester Kappleman
After starting out Saturday with Kansas vs. Texas as an appetizer, the Big Six menu offers for the main course such delicious choices as Nebraska vs. Minnesota, Kansas vs. Notre Dame, and Kansas State vs. Northwestern, where both are more than Oklahoma vs. Rice, Nebraska vs. Indiana, Missouri vs. Michigan State, and many more too numerous for the table.
And then later on if you care for dessert, one can be choosy with such offerings as Nebraksa vs. Pittsburgh la a mode and Kansas vs. George
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Recently released facts showing the University of Oklahoma as having the fourth strongest defensive line in the nation last year brings speculation as to just how strong the Sooner forwards will be this fall. Lost are seven regulars, including both tackles, an all-American end, an all-big Six center, and a fiery fullback line-backer. Tod Stidham has cemented many sturdy walls at Oklahoma and may have another this year. But the guess here is that when he lost line-braces Mickey Parks, 200-pound center, and full-back Woodrow Huddleson, he lost the steel re-enforcement upon which good concrete depends.
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