1. (a) $\angle 1 = \angle 2$, $\angle 3 = \angle 4$, $a = b$, $c = d$ UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS THURSDAY, DECEMBER 16, 1927 Comment Merry Christmas, Good Cheer, Noel, Bless You THE KANSAN has a retraction to make... There is a Santa Claus... The Kansan and the individuals who put it out have come to the realization that soon... very soon... not more than one or two quizzes away will come a vacation... a blessed vacation, during which we, collectively and individually, may undergo a rehabilitation of whatever about us needs rehabilitation, which, in most cases, is most everything. After much deliberation as to the probable cause of this phenomenon . . . the vacation . . . the only logical conclusion is that it's all because of Christmas . . so there must be a Santa Claus. --unsound credit structure, which has been shown to add, on an average, from 40 to 90 per cent to the price of every article which reaches the consumer. Seriously, Santa Claus or no Santa Claus, the Kansan wishes each University student the kind of a Christmas you would like to have . . . and remember, you can make it what you want to. P. S. No Kansan tomorrow. ... Well Done Do It Yourself Good citizens of Kansas City are justly indignant at recent jury scandals, last spring's election frauds, the long-suspended conviction of Fat Willie Lugge, and the continued determination of councilmen to "improve" Brush creek—or "Pendergast Run"—despite the protests of taxpayers and adjacent property owners. Good citizens are rightfully indignant at evidences of bad government, and they point accusing fingers at the Pendergast machine. Once again the cry is, "Throw the rascals out." But Tom Pendergast, his mobs and North side hoodies are not rascals—at least not the most pernicious rascals. "T.J." is, in fact, the image, not only of Kansas City's vices, but of its entire life. He could not survive an election if Kansas Cities really wanted good government. Just so long as the city's influential citizens want traffic tickets "fixed," so long as the good people wish to be relieved of jury duty, so long as the "Four Hundred" refuse to participate in so-called dirty politics and to serve on election day as judges or watchers, Kansas Citizens will be shocked by injustice and corrupt government. For it is upon such small things that the larger infractions of the law exist. The business foundations of Kansas City subscribe to "protection" and give bribes for special privileges. Pillars of the community patronize prostitutes and play the "one-armed bandits". Bossism in Kansas City is caused by apathy and ignorance. Municipal government in America is far too complicated for the good citizens to understand—that is, too much time and energy from their business and their pleasures is required to understand municipal government. So they put their faith in a gang who will manage this business for them, a gang whose personnel and leaders may change, but whose persona remain because these vices are the vices of the community. The good citizen views the game of politics and says it's "dirty." It is; true; but this is so because the good citizen will not participate. He is standing on the sidelines, shouting against a circumstance for which he is responsible. Until Kansas City overcomes an apathy toward government in general and even a desire for bad government, it cannot have good government. Technocracy Still Rides Technocrat Howard Scott, who amazed an unbelieving world a few years ago with his fabulous assertions about the potentialities for economic production and wealth, is boosting his philosophy as lustily today as ever. Kansans were surprised to learn this when it was announced that he would speak and conduct forums in Topeka Wednesday. Scott and his fellow technocrats have done anything but permit the grass to grow under their feet in the interim of several years since they first announced their thesis. They have now some 18 weekly and monthly publications in America dedicated to technocracy. Scott at present is on a two-month tour of the country. Although technocracy as it first was announced promised things too wonderful to be taken seriously by the man on the street, nobody can deny that its fundamental arguments are sound, or that a permanent recovery and economic adjustment—if such a millennium ever arrives—will be based very closely upon the ideas behind technocracy. Briefly stated, technocracy is the full realization, through maximum production and complete distribution, of the possibilities offered by modern technical developments in industry. It would involve the elimination of our present Scott and the technocrat started under a handicap by neglecting to prepare a slow build-up. Realizing their error before it was too late, they have set about their business with a vigor that augurs well. They may yet be able to say, 'I told you so.' Campus Opinion Articles in this column do not necessarily reflect the opinion of the University Daily Kannan. Articles over 200 words in length are subject to cutting by the editor. Contributions on any subject are invited. Jayhawker on the Chin Editor, Daily Kansan: I want to say that I agree whole-heartedly with the editorial, "This is not a moral story." That editorial goes straight to the point and places the blame for any wildness there may be in Modern Youth exactly where they should be—with the same degree of empathy. Of course the War was really caused by certain aspects of our present civilization which made it possible for the few heartiest individuals to enrich themselves with new skills and techniques. Those aspects will continue to be as active after this present Younger Generation has been roasting in Hell for a thousand years as they are today, but that it be I am sure that the Pillar of Osborne county will find nothing to object to in the Nebraska town of Joan, where we live. I don't see why we should pay seventy-five cents for the Jay-hawken when we can buy the same kind of trash for them. An enthusiastic Jayhawker reader P. S. The binder is really good. Yours very truly. For Safer Sidewalks For Safer Sidewalks Editor, Dr. Kavon Editor, Daily Kansan: Already this year an accident has occurred as a result of these slippery sidewalks leading up Mount Oread. A K.U. student has suffered an injury as the result of a fall. Are these sidewalks, as they were all of last winter, going to be allowed to remove their trash from the classrooms of students who must ascend and descend the Hill on foot? Only an occasional person seems to feel that he should clean off the trash. People responsible for these sidewalks should be more conscious of their obligations to society. I might suggest there is an ordinance in this town which says sidewalks are to be cleaned off within twenty-four hours. I should work for the police department if they want it. They shouldn't have any trouble "getting it." M. G. Official University Bulletin Notices due at Cinnellor's Office at 31 p.m., preceeding regular public hours from 8 a.m. to 4 a.m. Sunday for Sunday issues. Vol. 35 Thursday, December 16, 1937 No. 68 --southwest of Lawrence and the Dicker grocery in North Lawrence were robbed within 12 hours of each other the night of Oct. 12. Occupants of one of the cars lost $28 in Dicker property of the grocery, was stugged. EMPLOYMENT FOR WOMEN STUDENTS: Will women students who would like to work in Lawrence during the Christmas holidays please register in the Women to Women - Marie Miller, Assistant to the Advisor. IRREGULAR PAYROLL. All students who are on the irregular payroll should sign the payroll at the business office before going home for the Christmas holidays—Karl Klooz, Bursar. FHI CHI THETA: Phi Chi Theta will hold pledging services today at 4:30 in the Pine room of the Memorial Union building. All members and pledges please attend - Madonna Jones, Secretary. SIGMA XI: The regular December meeting will be held tonight at 7:30 p.m. in Blake hall. Prof. Mary Larson of the zoology department will speak on some interesting "Trematode Life Cycles." This meeting will present new research and present the University Women's Association in the Memorial Union building—W. A. Schae, Secretary. University Daily Kansan Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWRENCE, KANSAS J. 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Robberies-burglaries were four members of the Nigma Sua medical fraternity who lost clothing and belongings approximately $600. Sunday morning Continued from page 1 Victims of one car were University students who did not disclose their names or amount of money lost. In the other car were R. A. Henderson, employee of a service station in Lawrence, who lost $36, and Miss Mary Smith of Lawrence who lost $6. Although an attempt was made to steal his car which was parked in front of his store, A. J. Dicker lost nothing and the mauraders fled before police arrived. Property worth more than $200 was taken from the rooming house while the students were attending classes. The apartment was robbed at greater than $300 during the game that Saturday afternoon. Bruce Reeser, m'41, and Lewis Maser, c'89, of 1308 Kentucky street, were robbed of property valued at $150. Reeser lost two suits, a top-cast, a Sigma Nu fraternity pin and a ring. Maser was robbed of two suits, a Sigma Nu fraternity pin, and an electric razor. From the apartment at 1343 Tennessee street, more than $475 worth of clothing was stolen. Included were eight suits, three overcoats, two tuxedo suits, one pair of trousers and a suit. Two others were Herbert Sizemore, T38; Howard Immel, T38; Charles Martin ed40; and Elmer Gearg, T38. From Kenneth Nelson, c'41, 1409 Tennessee street, clothing worth more than $30 was taken. A suit cost $68,750. Latest victims of the series of You Can't "Go Wrong" With Gifts from Carl's. PAJAMAS---burglaries were four members of the Nigma Sua medical fraternity who lost clothing and belongings approximately $600. Sunday morning A wonderful selection for your choosing, from the ships of Manhattan and Horner. Silk Pajamas $5.00 Satin Pajamas $3.50 Rayon Pajamas $3.00 Madras Pajares $2.50 Broadcloth Pajades $2.00 Print Pajades $1.65 Military Style Pajamas, as shown above, with wash, fine broochcloth. 7 colors. Special at $2 Silk Pajamas and Lounging Robe to match $13.50 Mail orders filled promptly. Owners of the stolen property at the Nu SigmaNu house were: James Janney, c'39; Robert C. Turner, m'41; Charles Magee, c'38; and John Whitaker, m'41. Among the articles taken from Janney's room were four suits of clothing, a tuxedo suit, a raincoat, a pair of trousers, two sweaters, a pair of gloves, an electric razor, and a ring, all of which were valued at approximately a twelve-dollar value. Janney took aably sweater, an electric razor, a 22 automatic pistol, a Gladstone bag, and about $4 in cash. Magee lost a linen suit, and Whitaker lost a Gladstone bag. Almost every sorority on the Hill was robbed at some time or another last year, usually during open house or while a party was hosted. The sorority's Ph.D. Delta fraternity house lost sizeable amounts to invaders last summer. Party Lines Split In Wage-Hour Bill Contest Washington, Dec. 15.—UP) The House tonight refused to substitute the American Federation of Labor's 44-hour bill for its own measure after an upronged session in which party laws were split. The standing vote was 158 to 119. A teller count was demanded and the vote was 161 to 131. Varsity Has the Pictures and the Price! Last Times Today! GARY COOPER ANN HARDING 'Peter Ibbetson' 2 BIG HITS 10c Any Seat Any Time AND William Gargan - Jean Rogers "Reported Missing" FRIDAY and SATURDAY 2 First Run Hits! TAXI WAR RAGES! Bare Fists Against Bulllets! It's... AND AND A Sensational, New Cowboy Singer LATER "A Fight to The Finish" ROSALIND KIETH DON TERRY BOB BAKER "Courage of The West" Also 3 Stooges Comedy! SUNDAY! LOOK! WILL ROGERS "JUDGE PRIEST" And "CARNIVAL QUEEN" Dorthea Kent - Robt. Wilcox IN ANY WEATHER Not only is it more comfortable and convenient, but it's safer to go by train them drive on the highways. Furthermore, you can relax in reclining coach seats or sleep soundly in restful Pullmalls. Delightful meals . . . and the many modern features of present-day train travel . . . add to the enjoyment of your trip. And train fares are surprisingly low! Ask your Union Pacific Agent for complete information. UNION PACIFIC RAILROAD Churches Plan Vacation Activities for Students All students who will be in *Lawrence next Sunday evening, Dec. 19,* are invited to a union service to be held in the Fresheryster Church of God college. Martin Maloney will read "The Other Wise Man," by Henry Van Dyke. Earl Stenebruck will play a solo on his musical saw. Following the student forum, the group will sing Christmas carols; TODAY ENDS SATURDAY 2 First Run Hits A He-Man Western Week 10c 'Til 7 Days Then 15c PATEE AND A Film Star Takes a Stolen Holiday DANGEROUS HOLIDAY A Great New Serial ZORO RIDES AGAIN SPECIAL — Buy what you need here from our complete stock and pay us when you return. PORKY CARTOON We wish you Every Happiness during Holiday Season Give Special Granada Christmas Ticket Books as Gifts! $1.25 Value for $1.00 GRANADA and conclude the evening with a general social period. Shows 2:30-7-9 25c ft 7 NOW! ENDS SATURDAY Friday night, Dec. 17, at 8 o'clock, the Congregational Church will have an informal party for the student of various denominations. Four Thrilling Stars in a Laugh Crammed Drama Resounding With Song! LOVE BUDS, IN Further announcements concerning a party at the Congregational Church on Monday, Dec. 27, and another service at the Presbyterian Church Sunday, Dec. 26, will be completed. The plans have been completed. Floyd Gibbons Novels Parky Cartoon - New Music Revue A Happy Vacation to All You're Guys on' Gals DICKINSON NOW The most thrilling love story of the master story-teller surges in matchless beauty to the scream! A Parament Picture with LEO CARRILLO JEAN PARKER JAMES ELLISON OTTO KRUGER ON THE STAGE Saturday Nite, 9 p.m. SPECIAL ADDED ATTRACTION 7 BIG ACTS VAUDEVILLE Day and Date with K.C. From the Stickying Gas Lights, of Old New York to the Red-Hot Heat of Swing- SUNDAY 52nd Street KENNY BAKER LEO CARRILLO ELLA LOGAN ZASU PITTS BAT PATTERSON And a Host of Broadway Celeb- tics. Your Entertainment Is Our Pleasure.