--- UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN. LAWRENCE. KANSAS TUESDAY NOVEMBER 23, 1927 Comment 'No School Monday' Gets 'em in Trouble Students, faculty members and administrative officials at Kansas State are all in a dither over the recent "unofficial holiday" taken in celebration of that school's victory over the Jayhawkers. . . It seems that the holiday had none of the blessings of the administration and that it was that sort of unauthorized and uninhibited enthusiasm that resulted in a few "regrettable incidents". . . The faculty council doesn't know just what to do. . . The student council doesn't know just what to do. The price of victory. Alderman Philemon Protects His Public The magazines in question are: Cornetet, Pics. Photo. Look and Photograph. Early returns showed that 680 copies of Pics had been sized. Quebec, Nov. 18—Quebec police officials were instructed to confiscate all copies of five United Nations books they saw on book stalls in the city. Yesterday, Alderman Philomel Garman protested against the magazines as being "dangerous to the public." In addition to the action here the city wants the postmaster-general to prevent the books from passing through the town, and a resolution "Toronto Daily Star." Campus Opinion Editor's Note: The Campus Opinion department has become so popular or esteem that it has been impossible to convince its editors not to continue proving so interesting that today's editorial columns are almost exclusively to them that no opinion matters more. The Kanas invite student opinion at all times. However, to insure publication, these opinions should be typewritten, double-spaced, and limited to 200 words. Americanism—What Is It? Editor, Daily Kansan: W. C. Simons, publisher of the Lawrence Journal-World, speaking as a taxpayer on the education week series conducted over KPECU last week, condemned the new program for "familiarizing the students" is no more excuseable, he feels, than it would be for a teacher to inject rattlesnake venom into the veins of pupils show how it works. "Familiarize the students with the Declaration of Independence, with the Constitution, teach them As firm believers in Americanism, we wish to laud the spirit of Mr. Simons's speech, and yet—well, frankly, we feel that he is entirely too radical. Does he, for example, realize that he may be inciting students to rebellion when he advocates that they read the Declaration and feel that that is a decidedly un-American document. Mr. Simons knows no, doubt, that the Declaration of Independence, beginning with the first paragraph and carrying through to the listing of grievances, not only condones, but actually incites the people to rebel against government which does not suit their taste. It was a demonstration of this kind, and it stimulated them emotionally rather more than rationally. It goes without saying that almost any individual would have been able to assert his happiness and his liberty. And wasn't it this same patriot who made the revolutionary statement that "the tree of liberty must be watered often with vinegar." The Literature of our national origins was all of this history. It is the story we read to read the historic documents which were, in his own words, "the foundation of our nation." Allow us to quote: "All men are endowed by their Collector with certain unenableable rights, that among these ends it is the right of a people to alter or abolish that when any government becomes destructive of these ends, Furthermore, Mr. Simons advises children to read the constitution, when everyone knows that the first amendment to that historic document reads, "Contrast your word with my word." He must admit that free speech is a dangerous and un-american practice which might well jeopardize our democracy. Hasn't he just talked against it over the air? As a publisher, he should know that publication of such material as the Declaration of Independence might easily be construed to be a violation of that patriotic principle. He could warn his students of "Law." Yet he advocates it for student consumption. His analogy in reference to the excuse of teaching "isms" as a warning to students, is well taken. Of course we would never inject rattlewise poison into the veins of students; a thousand times not! We would never put students on the same plane of God, innocence, and Americanism, so that when they sten out into life and encounter poisonous repiles coiled across their paths, they have but to fold their arms across their eyes, look宝o, and bumble. I am afraid to speak to you, you just want to mean old snakes hanging their head drawing on their bellies out of the way? T.E. Bristling With Brilliance To "A Digested Kenan Subserver" (New York, Nov. 21, 1937), C/o Editor, Daily Kansas: C/o Editor, Kansas: Out here in God's country, where a fellow can appreciate a good joke like yanking the milk-stool out from under the hired man with a piece of binder-twine, it was inevitable that a voice be lifted against your scurrilous attack on Don Hays! On the Shin, with information. Meet the Voice. What, Mr. "Dislrusted," has got into you? You have entirely missed the merits of the column. Where else do most of us, going about our business, hear of the dozens or so歼俘s and the dozens of coe-whose names are known in the media, Mr. Hays? How can you fail to value properly the snoop-bility of this young writer who so poignantly pears the tid-bits of night life gleaned from the hours which she spent with her fans, nothing been nothing like it since Winchell gave us the word "infanticipate." Mr. Hays tells us that Janie is really carrying the torch for another Phi Delt; that Elmer manages to keep on going with four Gamma members and three Delta members; and Jim are back together again after quite a lange. These precious little glimpses of love-life on the Comp are surely too, too divine. Mr. Hays informs us of a meeting between Mr. Hays and all Jiohawkers of the past few weeks has died like the proverbial reputation of the K.U. fresh coen-mad. could be plainer, fairer and more friendly warning than that? Mr. Hays speaks of dogs and the Sate. Eve. Post, of beer,罢sum salts, trudging last year's)pard off on its own. Mr. Hays also gives a clump of chimp, foo and goo, red flammets, putid purrs. …Candily. Mr. "Dissagested," a column such as you would find in a book about sensitivity hold a comparable richness of flavor? Really, Mr. "Digusted," I plead with you; consider what you are doing. Mr. Hays is more than a sniveler, but he's smart and self-controlled. In rising him you are furiously sinking your spurs into something fundamental. You are digging your heels into the rifts of his mind to find a way to uncontrollable by the wild outs of a half-century of College Ko-ed Kuties and Swell of good old Swish. Please, Mr. "Digested," do not throw the spurs in the miwake of our environment. Sincerely. ALARMED Going to Bat for Baseball Editor, Daily Kansan: I have become acquainted with a rumor about the Campus to the effect that Kansas will not be represented by a baseball team next spring. The source of the rumor to me makes it seem well-founded. A few years ago this sport was abandoned by the board because of "lack of interest and financial support." The team's coach, David McIntosh, last spring was well supported by an interested student body and the prospects for a winning team next season. The members of the board wouldn't think of abolishing the track team, which very definitely does not pay for itself and which does not hold the support of many people. The Kansas Relays. I enjoy the relays very much personally but I have noticed that most of the spectators are students and visiting high school track performers who know not only how to compete but not a very large number of paying customers hope to pay the expenses of the visits athletes? It might also be observed at this time that the Kansas Relays are not drawing as many fine top-notch performers as they did in 1986. Is not Kansas as "big" an institution as Iowa State University, which supports a complete athletic program (including women's sports) and the national conference? Must we give the impression that a curated athletic program is the reason why Mr. Landon bale was named NCAA President. Speaking Colloquially Speaking Consequently Editor, Daily Kansan: what's this about an Independent Movement here at KU? ? Good ideas, sec. L. Here's a few suggestions which we orgiated up for the deletion of those in charge. For gosh sakes, don't let the organization die from suffocation at the hands of small-time politicians. Why don't you govern it with a board of directors, taken from the students at large, rather than having difficulty in controlling them? Also, be sure, my frans, to give the winmim equal representation. Gals should be on an equal basis a the dances. Why don't you sponsor the idea of charging for men stags, and having the girls cut in? "Nother idea a propos the 'oumless suffrage' situation. Why not co-offeees." A man and woman for each other would be a poor example of this kind. Well, I guess that's all the advice Auntie Bea is hard to find out today. expect that I shope into hope the things goes over. Personally as an Independent, I've long wanted such a movement to start. Here's luck. L.S. Sorry—Just Ignorant Editor Danny Karsun Was the Kansan asleep or was it doped? During the first few weeks of this school year an effort was made by a group of faculty members to essay questions that would be addressed can Federation of Teachers. Several meetings were held; doubtless interesting interests were made. We then had discussions. The Kansan was aware of these events. It is preposterous that the reporters of the Kansan were not. Furthermore, the matter is one of great significance to campus life; it would affect University and hence every student. That is, it was news. But where was the wire information? How did it handle this matter later? It did not print a word! The Kansan could not have been asleep. Wit was doped—censure? If by, whoso? When he had been asleep. Tours quizlessly. Andrew O. Arnold The Other Side The other day two students wrote in Campus Opinion reproaching the city of Lawrence and particularly the police force for their refusal to hold a ten-minute rally on a downtown street corner. I don't think these students appreciate the victorious KU football team's ability to play on campus in crazy "it's a lot of fun to ride through the streets hinking and yelling 'rally' and to stop to give school yell, but I believe that a group of supposedly坚强学生 would be able to realize that a city cannot grant their every desire. The theaters, the police force, and the townpeople in general have shown in many ways their apathy towards law enforcement, written by these students is unfair to them. M. F. P. Official University Bulletin Notices due at Chancellor's Office at 3 p.m., preceding regular publication days and 11:00 a.m. CHRISTIAN SCIENCE ORGANIZATION. The regular weekly meeting will be held this afternoon in room C, Myers hall. All students and faculty memorial are invited to attend—Kath Davis, President. PRACTICE TEACHING: Students who wish to do practice teaching at Oread Training School during the spring school should make application in the office of the School of Education at once—R. A. Schweiger. FENCING CLUB: The Fencing Club will meet at 4:30 this afternoon in Robinson gymnasium. All members are requested to be present. Others interested will be welcome—Carlos de Jaun, President. Vol. 35 TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 23,1937 No.54 MEDICAL APTITUDE TEST. The annual medical exam for students by the Association of American Medical College. Tested December 3 at 2:00 in room 101 Snow hall. All premade students who plan to take the exam should attend, or either at the University of Kansas or elsewhere, should take it at that time. A fee of one dollar will be collected from each person taking the test—Parkside Hall. --from your SCHOOL OF EDUCATION FACULTY MEETING: The faculty of the School of Education will meet at 3:30 this afternoon in 115 Fraser, -E. H. Lindley, President. MEN'S STUDENT COUNCIL 2. The Men's Student Museum—MoE Elenion, Secretary; 2. at 8:15 in the Pine room—MoE Elenion, Secretary. SOCIAL DANCING CLASSES: The social dancing classes will meet for the last time this evening at 9 o'clock in the Union ballroom. Everyone is welcome — Catherine Dunkel. TAU SIGMA: There will be no Tau Sigma meeung tonight. -Catherine Dunkel. on the SHIN by Don Hays Betty Graham, Guest Conductor With Hobo Day and Homecoming (looming up—No School Wednesday!)—and spirit on the Hill such as it hasn't been for lo, these many years, it looks as if we're to have a Thanksgiving celebration really worthwhile this year. Something new and different is the Hobo Queen candidate from all the organized houses and winner decided by applause . . . at least we oughta get a few sorority girls dressed in something other than their best riding habits this time, anyway the race is roadside fatality race (sorry, mouse race) will be run again. At any rate, the belief that the team will come through Thursday after its last two trousings ought to be enough to keep a few of the kiddies here for the festivities. It looks as if Julie Heimbrook, this year's chief contender for the Bash popularity crown, is getting a foothold in all the fraternity houses on the Hill. Not to be outdone by any meessy Greeks, Walt Kuechner, late of the Kappa house, is putting in his bid for attention. Walt ought to succeed sometime . . . but I'm not sure and trying hard for seven year runs. And then there's the story about the two Sigma Kappa caught in an off- guard moment writing Jay-hawkey corner in the Sour Owl office. Imagine their chagrin to have Business Manager Bill Grant walk in as they stood there admiring the pretty pictures on the wall and wondering how they could get into the Purity League. PUBLISHER Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWRENCE, KANSAS Catherine (My sister is Elizabeth) University Daily Kansan I. HOWARD RUSCO MANAGING EDITOR JOE COHENMAN REPRESENTED FOR NATIONAL ADVERTISING BY National Advertising Service Inc MORRIS THOMPSON College Publishers Restore 420 BROADWAY, NEW YORK, N.Y. HOLYWOOD CITY, MASSACHUSETTS LOS ANGELES, POSTALD • BEAUTIFUL BUSINESS MANAGER, F. QUINTON BROWN 1937 Member 1938 Associated Collegiate Press Entered as second-class matter, Sept. 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kan. Collegiate Digest Dunkel has discarded her A.T.O. pin in favor of Sigma Chi Chan Canna's stuff, and they hatted a little worn at the station after the Lincoln game. What with Sister Depew on the loose again after being pimped to a Beta last year, and January and her Delt broken up, it looks as if she's wearing Chi's are building up house-cleaning a little earlier this year. Disa and Data . . . with four Laws on the student supreme court, there could be justice but . . . faraway look in the eyes of A.D. Pui Lucille Myers . . . thinking of Newton (Kansas, NOT Hoverstock) no doubt careful (3) picture of D. J. Willetts in K.C. Star . . . "Tony" Immel still looking, warn regardless of his recent robbery . . . Frank (Beautiful) Allen betting his Dad's last shirt on Stanford . . . Harry Wyman trying to cover his Nebraska eye . . . the great (or grate) J. Huxley Coleman at the Sunday show with his summer school flame . . . ...what has become of such headliners as George Guernsey, Jo Hollins, Elizabeth Shearer, Daraole Pee Eagle, Bill Hazen, Bill Brown, Bill Townsley, Gladdy Irvine, Dave Hamlyn, etc.) ...bet they will be tickled to see their names in print once more. ...Alpha Gam's spending their weekends at study hall, so as to produce Phi Kappa Beta's or sumphin'...Theta's not cleaning their rooms because they are going to move in February ...maybe it's the slack in these men's slacks that we don't like. ...our grandmother would love you, this fascinator that would use them, our ankets on these cold days. ...Kappa's hoping the Theta's stay on their own side of the fence. ...the Pi Phi's holding house for the Phil Deit's at the Eldridge. ...and don't forget to be tolerant of the old grades. ...act like you're glad to see them. PATEE Whether it's sent collect or prepaid, your laundry always arrives quickly, safely, by Railway Express—the favorite laundry route of generations of college men and women. Low rates. No added charge for pick-up and delivery—just phone nearest Railway Express. Week 10c 'Til 7 Days Then 15c THE YEAR'S BIG MUSIC, LAUGH AND GIRL SHOW 20 East 9th Street Phone 120 Lawrence, Kan. "Day at the Races" ALLAN JONES MAUREEN O'SULLIVAN MARX BROS. SWEETHEARTS AT WORK CRAIG REYNOLDS ANN SHERIDAN NATION-WIDE RAIL-AIR SERVICE WEDNESDAY ENDS RAILWAY EXPRESS "YOUR LAUNDRY'S BACK"... "The Footloose Heiress" NEWS - NOVELTY Shiller Shore Adds Whiskers Trophy To Hobo Day Awards Additional attraction of Hobo Dob ceremonies this year will be the first presentation of the Schiller Shore "Manhood Trophy," to be given to the man with the longest beard. The committee in charge of the beard judging will be Carol Johnston, chief beard measureer; Don Dixon, chief beard tester (to determine authenticity); and Loui Forke, chief instrument holder. This trophy, which is to be presented annually from now on, rests in Shore's basement den in the Journalism building. It has been viewed by several students who have commented on its appropriateness. Attends Building Dedication Shore will make the presentation personally directly following the Doc Yak medical show. Dr. Clyde Ruddall, 31, who was clinical assistant in the School of Medicine at Kansas City in 1934-35, was among the doctors attending the dedication of the new $825,000 building for the school of medicine at Syracuse University, Syracuse, N.Y. THANKSGIVING GREETINGS UNION FOUNTAIN Memorial Union Sub-Basement The Headquarters of Show Value and Comfort! Shows 2:30 - 7:00 - 9:30 Admission Never Over 15c Last Times Today! Delightful, Delovely! in DEANNA DURBIN "3 Smart Girls" NAN GREY - BARBARA READ BINNIE BARNS - ALICE BRADY "Charlie Chan on Broadway" AND- With WARNER ORLAND WEDNESDAY And Thursday 2 SWELL HITS 10c TO ALL — No. 1 — Their Home Was Like a Ten Ring Circus--- All I Belong Become Bingmaster Alice Gail Jean BRADY • PATRICK • DIXON Eugene PALLETTE Alan MOWBRAY - No. 2 - A “Ladies in Love” Demonstrate 4 Ways to Get Your Man! With TYRON7 POWER DON AMECHE - SIMONE SIMON FRIDAY - SATURDAY Karloff in "Night Key" and "Trailin' Trouble" Sunday! Hot from K. C. "Danger, Love at Work" Red Cross Campa.gn To End Tomorrow Night Approximately $0 has been contributed by independent students of the University to the Red Cross in its campaign which ends tomorrow Proceeds from the Campus drive, which began Nov. 8, are expected to be considerably increased when computers are handed in tomorrow night. Students desiring to contribute may do so today at the office of the men's student adviser. Zeke Cole, c'40, and Dollybelle Fink, c'38, in charge of the drive among independent men and women, expressed thanks to those in the Dean's women's division in Women in Women's division, who made the campaign a success. DICKINSON Dickinson Leads--- Always the Best MERRY-GO ROUND 1938 Gags - Gals - Gayety A UNIVERSAL PICTURE Plus Popeye the Sailor in "Protek the Weakerest" Our Thanksgiving Treat JAMES CAGNEY "Something to Sing About" BE SURE TO SEE OUR GALA THANKSGIVING EIVE MID-NITE SHOW SUNDAY With "The Awful Truth" IRENE DUNNE - CARY GRANT Where Comfort Comes First It's the Maddest, Merriest Whirl! Since 'Theodora' Ran Wild---- TONITE at 9:00 Special Treat TURKEY NITE From the Stage 5 15-lb. TURKEYS Brings Your Coupons JUST ONE MORE DAY TODAY AND WEDNESDAY Without Question the Year's Funniest, Fastest, Freshest Force! PATRIC KNOWLES. ERIC BLORE · GEORGE BARBIE by AArchil H. Maclean · Steven G. 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