MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 13. 1987 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN LAWRENCE, KANSAS PAGE FIVE The 1937 edition of the Sour Owl, humor magazine published at the University, will make its bow on Sept. 27, attired in a complete change of raiment, according to James H. Coleman, c'mer, 37', editor. "This year's Sour Owl will be as different from that of last year as our football score is from Nebraska's." Coleman said today. "Every page will contain material that is entertaining, clever and amusing. There will not be a dull or trite article or joke in the magazine, even if we have to make up a new joke or two ourselves." Jokes Less Important No Advance Subscriptions Contrary to the practice established last year, the Sour Owl will not need to travel for any business year, but will depend on street sales entirely. Business manager Challis Hall last week announced his intention of resigning because of too much school work, and although his successor has not yet been chosen, that such a policy will be followed. Photography, both candid and illustrative, will strike the keynote in the new Sour Owl, however. Financial barriers that have haunted previous issues in the use of pictures will be absent this year if present plans are carried out, and the Owl will have unlimited use of student photography and will pay for such work. Jokes Less Important Jokes are not expected to play as important role in a museum's makeup as usual. Present plans call for a greater use of humorous articles and original cartoons as standard equipment for each issue, with less dependence on borrowed jokes. However, the usual amount of go-sourned jokes is limited. Any students interested in applying for positions on the Sour Owl staff as editors, photographers, writers or artists, are urged to do so at the publication office in the Union building sub-basement. Survey Courses-rates the work of several departments in the eight hours, five one semester and three the next. These courses are taught by the heads of the departments, Dr. Carrol D. Clark and Prof. W. E. Sandelius. "The College of Liberal Arts feels that its diploma should go only to those who are well trained in some particular respect, and have a broad general knowledge of human affairs in other respects," said Dr. Paul B Lawson, dean of the College. "We have therefore required students to take a minimum of five courses in students now entering find the term 'division' and field—in order to get all this-round training." Beginning this fall, the College is offering group majors in three groups or fields, as a means of training students who expect to become high school teachers, since the high school courses in these fields are never as specialized as are those of the University. "For a long time the faculty has felt that a single specialized course was not adequately introducing the student to a broad field, and this year an unusually large number of general courses, designed especially for the non-major, are appearing in the catalogue." For example, the group major in physical sciences requires a minimum of ten hours in each of the departments of chemistry, geology, mathematics, and physics, and a minimum of 12 hours of junior-senior work in one of these departmental majors, being required more than the regulation major requirement of 20 to 40 hours in one particular subject. In a similar manner, group majors are provided in the biological and the social sciences. Prof., A. W. Davidson is group adviser for the physical sciences; Prof. A. J. Mix for the biological sciences, and Prof. C. B. Roakey for Liberal Arts last spring authorized, and this year will get into operation another innovation in the form of "honors" courses These are designed for the student well above the average since a "B" LAWRENCE Business College Lawrence, Kansas, 641 Louisiana Graduates Get Good Positions Phone 894 W. H. Quickenbush, Pres. E. S. Weatherby, Supt. average in all subjects, and a 2.5 grade point average in the major subject, are required Students who complete the honors courses satisfactorily will receive special recognition, either by notation on their diplomas, or in the commencement report. The点 has not been settled. Physical Ed Curricula Designed Mainly for Coaches The department of English has for several years had a course "Honors in English," for which a limited number of selected students enrolled, completed the course received special mention at Con commencement. Two other innovations, of interest to smaller groups from the student body at large, are the introduction this year of the four-year course in physical education, and the new curriculum in petroleum engineering. The University for many years has given a major in physical education, with a two-year program in the School of Education. Experienced students taking this major, with the expectation of becoming high school athletic coaches, found almost invariably, that they were asked to teach some academic subject, in addition to their own studies and other physical education work. To qualify in the two dissimilar subjects, and take the technical education courses necessary for a job with the company, you must be two years, and accordingly this year for the first time, a four-year curriculum is being offered in physical education—rather two curricula, as required subjects are somewhat different for men than they are for women. Some technical physical education courses will be free and subsidized and sophomore years, and the whole program is planned to provided an adequate, all-around training for a coach or physical education director who can teach successfully some academic subjects. Dr. Forrest C. Allen, beakcalf education department, as well as director of physical education for the University. The curriculum in petroleum engineering, with an alternative in petroleum geology, has been planned by Dr. Eugene A. Stephenson, who comes from the Masonian School of Engineering, first offered makes use of many courses already in the University program, either in the College, or the School of Engineering and Architecture, and from time to time will have new courses added each year. With several years experience in the oil fields, has been added to the staff as research assistant. Hospital-are expected to adhere to this schedule. Continued from page 1 The hospital is one of the most beautiful, finely equipped and high ranking hospitals in the United Come in and Visit the New Venus Beauty Salon 842 Mass. St. --when 2,259 students made 32,170 calls, for an average of 126.59 Dispensary calls averaged 120.91 day, but the peak day was almost twice that number. The average daily calls in 1923-35 was 120.93. Vera Aderboldt, Mgr. Phone 387 (No stairs) Rental Typewriters For Only $500 per Semester CARTER'S STATIONERY Opposite the Granada Theater 1025 Mass. Phone 1051 WELCOME TO K. U. Car Lubrication and Washing Our Specialty. We call for and deliver Standard Service Our Motto Standard Gasolines Standard Oils (J. S. McMillin (Mac), Lessee "Rusty" Frink, "Bobby" Allen, Assis. The College Station 9th & Indiana Phone 1903 Let Us Furnish YOUR SCHOOL SUPPLIES We Deliver NOTE BOOKS NOTE PAPERS PARKER FOUNTAIN PENS SHEAFFER FOUNTAIN PENS SLIDE RULES DRAWING PENCILS LAUNDRY BAGS INK, QUINK, and SKRIP Neighborhood Service at Downtown Prices DRUG STORES COE'S 411 W.14th Phone 516 1345 Mass. Phone 521 States, being especially planned for student health work. It has a large dispensary with laboratory and X-ray equipment, a surgical unit, record offices, and beds for 46 hospital patients, or one for last year, which is considered adequate for all emergencies. Another donation by Mrs. Watkins during the spring of last year made possible the addition of sun porches on both ends of the building. Work on them was completed late in the summer and the porches, one story high, metal roofed, will be used as convenient wards. When work of constructing them was begun, architect estimated the cost of addition 'between $8,000 and $8,000.' The hospitrd was first opeed in January, 1932. The professional staff consists of three full-time physicians, an internise from the Kansas City, an office secretary, and filing clerk, a laboratory technician. Week 10c Til 7 Days Then 15c The Little House of Big Hits PATEE NOW! ENDS WEDNESDAY DOUBLE TREAT! Better than "THE THIN MAN" MYRNA LOY WILLIAM POWELL As X-ray technician, a visiting radiologist, and five graduate nurses. Dr. R. I. Canutson is the director of the health service. "AFTER THE THIN MAN" — AND — China Cracking Time in Home Shiek Home VICTOR MOORE HELEN BRODERICK "Meet the Missus" The service is supported almost entirely by the health fee, except for heat, light, water, and building repairs provided by the University. Almost 80 per cent of the 4,061 students who paid the heath fee last year at the University, registered at the Watkins hospital for dispensary of hospital service, according to the annual report of Dr. R. I. Canutson, director of the health service. Meet the Missus ALSO Late News Events and NOVELTY BAND ACT The 3,512 who came for dispensary service made a total of 32,378 calls, or an average of 921 per student. This was somewhat less than dispensary calls of the year before The number of students obtaining hospital service last year was 1,295, 42 more than in the previous year. The average number of patients was 4.13 days, a slight drop from the 4.169 average of the year before. Total patient-days in the hospital were 3,339, and the average number of patients each day was 20.61 Other services of the hospital last year included evidence compilations for 1,615 (increase of 192 over the previous year) of the patient records for 276, typed vaccinations for The House of Comfort DICKINSON THEATRE ONLY 3 DAYS LEFT Showings 3-7-9 10c-25e 'til 7, then 10c-35c It's Lovely It's Grand It's Swell TYRONE POWER And a Great Cost SONJA HENIE When in doubt go to The DICKINSON WELCOME JAYHAWKERS! GRANADA 2:30 - 7 - 9 25c 11/7 NOW! ENDS THURSDAY So Big — It Tops 'em All! 10 Stars! 100 Dancing Beauties! 1,000 Glamour Girls! 5 Hit Tunes! SONEW...IT'SAYEARAHEAD! 178. X-ray pictures, 1,242. X-ray treatments for 281; laboratory procedures, 7,904. excuses granted, 504. BOC examinations for 240. A large staff of student reporters leaps the Kaman in constant touch with developments on the campus. The Big Hits at Low Prices! TODAY AND TOMORROW Admission never over 15c Shows 2:30 - 7:00 - 9:30 WEDNESDAY And Thursday He Was a Fool for Love! "DODSWORTH" And Thursday 2 Big Hits 10c TO ALL CLAUDETTE COLBERT FRED MacMURRAY "THE BRIDE COMES HOME" ROBERT YOUNG — AND GEORGE RAFT "The Glass Key" Love Scrap of the Century "The Lady Escapes" Michael Whalen - Gloria Stuart By Nobel Prize Winner Sinclair Lloyd—with WALTER HUSTON Ruth Chatterton — Mary Astor Friday - Saturday Introducing Miss America's Newest Heart Throb ROBERT WILCOX Nan Gray of "3 Smart Girls" "THE MAN IN BLUE" And BUCK JONES "TREASON" Sunday — Sonja Henie "ONE IN A MILLION" And Elizabeth Bergner "DREAMING LIPS" Buy It at the Bookstore Where Students Go University Textbooks and Supplies Zipper notebooks Fountain pens Stationery K. U. novelties Waste baskets Pennants and banners Student lamps Laundry cases Fraternity and Sorority crested stationery Student budget books Booksellers to Dashawlers Rowlands TWO BOOK STORES Main Store 1401 Ohio WE DELIVER Annex 1237 Oread .