PAGE/TWO UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS 1 TUESDAY, APRIL 13, 1927 Comment So Logical. These Europeans! Italy continues to supply the rebel forces in Spain with soldiers despite the neutrality agreement. France, on the other hand, stopped a group of Americans who were trying to get across the border to aid the loyalists. Therefore Mussolini threatens to withdraw from the pact on the ground that France is violating it. That's what we like about affairs European. Everything is so simple to grasp, everybody strives to be just; oh, so just. And their logic is so good, too. Without Benefit Of A Sit Down Strike The signing of a formal contract covering minimum salaries, hours of work and general working conditions between the Newspaper Guild of New York and the New York World-Telegram brings to mind the thought that it's rather a relief to hear of a labor dispute being settled in a more or less peaceable manner. True, the affixing of the signatures climaxed three months of negotiation, but the sit down strike, rioting, and the calling out of the National Guard, which phases of present labor disputes the public has come to regard as necessary for settlement, have been conspicuous only by their absence. The World-Telegram is the third New York daily of general circulation to sign the Guild contract. The Daily News and the New York Post have already signed agreements peaceably. In addition to establishing higher minimum wages than those of the posted agreement, a "bulletin board agreement" which the contract supplants, the contract brings immediate restoration of a 10 per cent wage cut to those who have not already received the restoration, and gives a 5 per cent salary increase, in certain classifications, to those who will not receive increases under the new minimum schedules. Such improvements are worthy of notice in themselves, aside from the fact that they were accomplished without the conflict which has accompanied the settlement of other disputes. Spring Editorial One This, friends, is the spring editorial season for every newspaper this side of the Arctic Circle, so be prepared for the usual tripe about the birds and bees, peeping flowers, farmers, anxiously watching their crops, etc., etc. And love; now there will be thousands of editorials about love. Robert Tertulue style, college boy style, the Butch and Gertrude style of the laborer. But all that Spring has ever done has to allow us to wear a pair of last year's white shoes and go to the movies to see how Taylor does it. It's always easy for him. But now that that time of the year is here again, we'll yawn, go to the cinema, take two or three quick aspirins, and wish we'd never heard the word Spring. Perpetual Motion, The Perpetual Problem Hopefuls are still trying to capture the secret of perpetual motion, according to J. A. Breary, chief clerk at the United States patent office, who declares he sends out six form letters a week refusing patents for such an invention. The dream of perpetual motion has been in the minds of men since movement was first conceived to be of value. Yet through all these years of dreaming and scheming on the part of inventors, the public has been poking fun at those who actually believe perpetual motion can ever become a reality. The late Sydney Smith in his cartoon "The Gumps" pictured one of his heroes as the inventor of perpetual motion, which Smith apparently felt to be the most impossible of human impossibilities. However, other inventors have been ridiculed for their efforts, and then eventually their experiments have proved successful and the laughing public has resorted to praise. And so it will probably be with perpetual motion. Someone will stumble on the turn which will give it to us, some day, or a new device will be discovered which will make the need for it no longer felt. Thus, today we can laugh at the idea of perpetual motion and place the dreamers of it in the comic sections to be ridiculed, but perhaps a future generation will recognize as a hero the man who finally captures this elusive secret. The Kansan Platform 1. A well-rounded varsity athletic program. 2. Beliefment of student working conditions. 4. An adequate building program, including: a. Construction of a medical science building. 3. Establishment of a co-operative bookstore. 5. Restoration of faculty and employee salaries. Ab. The Era Of Clear Thinking! After two years of study a group of experts presented their findings to the Twentieth Century Fund with the recommendation that the income taxes be increased in the lower brackets. It would "make everybody tax conscious," say these sturdy souls, urging, meanwhile, that the tax not be increased in the upper brackets because that would "discourage business initiative." The story called them experts, but we have our doubts. An official of the Florida Anti-Mosquito league says the mosquito that can fly the farthest and jump the quickest will always be with us . . . that's the only kind that causes us any trouble. Civilization? What Can That Be? It is with somewhat of a shock that we read of a "reign of terror" which has been directed against lepers in China who have been hiding since an Easter massacre of 75 of their fellows by provincial soldiery. Somehow, we had become accustomed to the idea that this was a rather civilized world, in which the fortunate and afflicted were placed in institutions or some suitable place where they could be cared for, yet not be a danger to their associates. Worse even than the news of the leper massacre, is the rumor that blind persons are similarly doomed to be hunted down and executed. Missionaries at the scene report that the prime blame for the situation rests on the authorities themselves for not providing proper refuge for the poverty stricken derelicts, wandering from one community to another. Such shocking reports, though not pleasant to read, are probably "good for the soul;" for they at least serve to arouse us from smug complacency, and drive home the fact that there is still a good amount of civilizing to be done before all nations can assure themselves that glaring cruelties such as these have bee abolished. Official University Bulletin Vol. 34 TUESDAY, APRIL 13, 1927 No. 131 CHRISTIAN SCIENCE ORGANIZATION. There will be a meeting at 4:30 this afternoon in Room C Myers hall. Students and faculty members are welcome—Keith Davis, President. JAY JANES: Initiation will be held at 5:15 this afternoon at the Evans Hearth—Bebulah伞 PARKING COMMITTEE: There will be a meet- and the Parking Committee at 3:30 this afternoon in the Park. QUILL CLUB: There will be a meeting of the Quill Club on Thursday evening, April 15, at 7:30 in the Pine room of the Union building—Hubert Anderson, Chancellor. SIGMA XI: The Sigma XI meeting scheduled for tonight is postponed due to the illness of Dr. J. O. Perrine, our circuit speaker.—W. H. Schowe, Secretary. STUDENT COUNCIL MEETING: There will be a meeting of the Student Council on Wednesday event at 8:30 am in the library. W.S.G.A. EXECUTIVE COUNCIL. The meeting would be at 7:30-Dorset Stockwell, Press dent. TAU SIGMA: There will be a regular dance meeting tonight at 7:30 - Mary Ellen Miller, President. KANSAS PRESS MEMBER 1937 ASSOCIATION PUBLISHER DALE O'BRIEN University Daily Kansan Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWRENCE, KANSAN MANAGING EDITOR CAMPUS EDITORS... CARL W. SMITH NEW EDITOR SUNDAY EDITOR SNOWY EDITOR SPORTS EDITOR HIGH WIRE TELLEGRIA EDITOR BARKER EDITORS BILL TERRY AND ALAN MCASTE SUNDAY EDITOR DAVID PARTINCE Editorial Staff EDITOR-IN-Chip ASSOCIATE EDITOR: ISABEL VOSS AND GEORGIA WUTTOWN STEVEN DAVID Kansan Board Members ALICE HAIDEMAN-JULIAN PERCE FRAIN BRAIN WILLIAM K. DOWNS WILLIAM K. DOWNS PHILIP STRATTON J. HOWARD KRUGO WILLIAM K. DOWNS MELVIN HARLIN KEN POSTLETHWAITE MADRE MUNSON HAROLD RUSSELL DONALD HUALE JAMES POLKINGHURST News Staff FEATURE EDITOR...JANE FLOOD BURNING GROUP F. QUENTIN BROWN National Advertising Services inc. College Publishers Representative 240 MADIANA AVE. NEW YORK, N.Y. CHICAGO . BOSTON . BA PANFRANKLIN N.Y. 14107 Burle Wobker, e'37, and Kenneth Hawley, e'37, have designed an apparatus for the meringer of fluids. They will install a blower which will furnish large volumes of air to be used in various types of indicating gases. Students Design, Build and Test Operate Chemical Engineering Projects Student Design Meter by Margaret Caskey, gr As is the case in most laboratory courses, the laboratory courses, the laboratory work is the most interesting part of the course in chemical engineering design, required of all seniors in chemical engineering. Outside of the classroom work, a number of design projects are selected by the class and the students design, build, and test-operate typical chemical engineering experiments, to be run by future classes as regular laboratory experiments. This year eight projects are being conducted, two or three students working on each project. Design work has been completed on the projects, and the students are now starting the actual laboratory construction. In an epsparatus for the absorption of gases, which is being constructed by Nelson Ehlers, e37, and Waldenar Sorenom, e37, the gases flow countercurrent to the fluid. The gases and react gases with the fluid, and the resulting product is withdrawn from the base of the tower. Entered as second-class matter, September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kane. man Kläyer, c97, are working on a novel heat-transfer apparatus. The outside of it is a glass tube four inches in diameter. As steam condenses, water can be noted by visual inspection. On Lippitt and Kläyer's apparatus thermocouples will be installed as a temperature-tunnel. This will show the temperature at which condensation takes place. Arthur H. Lippitt, e'37, and Twyman Klayder, e'37, are working on a novel heat; transfer apparatus. The A project for the heat transfer of steam to oil is under construction by Duce Chiln, e 37, and James T. Clemmy II, e 37. This menus man- 'Erik' Makes Hit In First Performance Over the Air Erik, new member of the Kansas Players cast which presents "To the Stars Through Difficulty," over station KFKU each day, starred in his initial performance of "The New School Teacher," last night. Although his diventating characterization took the form of pantomiming, it report that he has a pleasing voice and well rounded radio personality. Other members of the cast included Joe Myers, 'cunl; James Bradford, 'cunl; Robert Robhde, c39; Martin Maloney, c27; Betty Ruth Smith, c37; Richard McCann, 'cunl; Charles C. and c37; and Charles Alexander, c39. Incidentally, Erik is Director Rolla Nuckles' best friend. (You know a dog is mar's best friends.) sures the rate of heat transfer of steam to oil. The cast-east iron division of the National Radiator company is designed for heating sections for this experiment. BAILEY'S PAPER HONORED AT ENGINEERS' MEETING Bonjamon N. Bailey, e'37 won fourth prize, a slide rule, with his paper "Automatic Transmissions" read before the America Society of Mechanical Engineers meeting in Missouri City, Mo., Friday and Saturday. Wilfred K. McClain, e37, presented a paper before the society Saturday morning. Kansas State was the host this year to the northern unit of the society, which includes Kansas, Missouri, North Dakota, North Dakota, and South Dakota. Professors Earl D. Hay, John A. King and A. H. Stuuss represented the faculty of the University at this amateur branch meeting of the A.S.M.E Last year the K. U. student branch was host, and the University of South Dakota has been selected as host for the event to be held in Omaha next April. F雷 Armstrong, c38, returned Monday from Maryville Mo. where he attended the Missouri Palace Balloonations Clubs. Mr. Armstrong read a paper on the results of the Buenos Aires roundtable meeting of the conference. Construct Rotary Dryer All Open Road Tours Student Back from Conference 2nd Annual Tour on PUBLIC HOUSING. Europe and the Soviet Union. Inclusive rate $670. Jack Millar, great Honey Paci e37; and Gerald H. Weyermülle e37; are making a laboratory mod of a rotary dryer, in which hot gas will flow counter-current to the material being dried. 4th Annual Student Tour GERMANY six weeks. All-expenses $326 Italy and the Mediterranean S326 Groups to U.S.S.R. under JULIEN BRYAN, JOSHUA KUNITZ, ANNA LOUISE STRONG and others $394 up. Ross Richie, e37, and Charles Bachelor, e37, are conducting an experiment on the transportation of fluids by air, in which they are using a monkey pump, air lift, and a ventilator. Can you believe that they cannot be pumped? Barbara Turner 3646 Harrison, K. C., Mo. Agent for 30 Tours but they may be transported by air pressure. An experimental filter for the filtration of various sludges is being built by George W. Holman, e37; and Victor Golden, e37. It is being built from old 50-gallon drums used as storage tanks. The filter proper is being constructed of large standard pipe fittings. George B. Hamilton, e37; and Joseph Lee Robertson, e37; are building a Moor Filter—a special type of filter that filters out very fine, divided material. These projects are required of senior men in chemical engineering and require the last semester of their college work for completion. After this school year, the course in will be offered in the fall semester, more advanced chemical engineering calculations in the spring. After Diligent Study, Schiller Shore Awards All Three Medals To Himself He gave himself the award for being the greatest publicity seeker on the campus because he could find no other student who could come near to him in the art of obtaining free publicity. He said there were several who did a fair job in keeping their names in front of the "After having spent several days in diligent research and in interviewing many students, I have developed the medals to myself," he said. student body either through the Sour Owl, the Shin column, and through bene fide achievements, but that they had not mastered the art of getting their names in print over nothing. The Shore Medals, given by Schiller Shore to the person who was the greatest publicity seeker on the campus, to the student who made the greatest contribution to humanity, and to the best work of art by a student, were all three awarded last night. He himself, announced late last night. White Shoe Time Must Be Here Now. The contribution which he considered of great benefit to humanity was his new style arch preservers which he designed and made several pairs to present to the local police officers last Christmas. The Arch-lifters consisted of a piece of cardboard cut to fit the inside of a shoe, through which a huge carpet tack was punched which was to prevent the wearers arches from settling. He said that his new principl eur muffs which were made out of leather, would see that the first would keep the wearer's ears from getting cold, ran a close second, but that he considered the arch preservers to be more uplifting to humanity. The donor's portrait of George Snyder, called "Still Life," was adjudged the best work of art of the year. This picture was painted with printers ink inked on with a stick, and is a remarkable likeness of the campus cop. It now hangs in the Lawrence police station. An attempt is being made to bring these creations up to the Kannan News Room where they can be put into their metals which were awarded them. 1017 Marr W.E. Wheatstone, Proe ELECTRIC SHOE SHOP Condensed Official Statement At the close of business, March 31, 1937 The Lawrence National Bank LAWRENCE, KANSAS Cash and due from Banks $1,251,958.99 United States Bonds 510,699.94 Municipal and Other Bonds 304,797.35 Banking House ... 24,000.00 Furniture, Fixtures and Vaults ... 6,100.00 Other Real Estate ... 15,503.00 $2,067,456.28 TOTAL ... Loans Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation Account TOTAL LIABILITIES Capital 100,000.00 Surplus 56,000.00 Undivided Profits and Reserves 138,431.54 Deposits 2,453,623.24 45,603.00 634,967.20 28.30 TOTAL Above statement is correct GEO. W. KUHNE, Cashier S2.748.054.78 Deposits insured under provisions of the Federal Banking Act of 1835, Do you know what goes on behind the closed doors of your University? Do you know what is happening from day to day on the "Hill"? All these and more are revealed to you in the columns of the University Daily Kansan. Why not subscribe for your copy NOW? 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