UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
The Official Student Paper of the University of Kansas
VOLUME XXXIV
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Sixth CSEP Payroll Is Largest of Year
Nearly $10,000 Needed
To Pay Students
This Week
Because several of the previous payrolls have fallen short of their allotments, next month's list is ex-mergers, even larger, according to Miss Olea.
NUMBER 114
The largest CSEP payroll of the year has been made out and sent to Topeka Sunday, Miss Mary C. executive secretary, said yesterday.
The checks for this payroll should be in about the last of the week. Miss Olen said.
This payroll, which is for the sixth month, included 628 students for a total of $9,591.55. Five hundred seventy-five undergraduate students get a total of $8,467.55, and $1,124 go to pass to 53 graduate students.
The average payment on this month's list is $14.75 for the undergraduate, and $21.23 for graduate school. The payoff the office has sent out,
The increased amount of money for this year makes it possible for the staff to care for all students who need their jobs on CSEP, Miss Olsen said.
on the SHIN
Kenneth Morris
The Co-ed-Hop furnished a lot o enjoyment for the gals the other night, but it's surprising how reti-rescent most of the men are who attended the dance. In fact, it's surprising how many of the so-called Hill big shots were conspicuous by their absence. However, the girls did right well with their clothes—Barnara Goll doing a prefect take-off on the aimless wanderer who seams the dance floor in utter boredom and gazes at the dancers with that "Why am I wasting my time here?" air. Melvin Moore, the lad behind the lily, carried off very well the part of the girl who gets a laziness corsage, but is darned if she'll get her date know she doesn't like it. Dick Dawes, who does a lot of cutting on his own hook at variably built-up beds by the door, cut boy on the floor, while Mary BSchreiber, Alpha Chi, brought Rolla Nuckles because she knew she wouldn't be stuck. Rolla's classes being large,
Betty Graham, c.39
It seems the Theta Tau's was most irate at being confused with their bitter enemies, the Triangles, who wore masks to claim they were the ones who rose to the occasion and the Alpha Chi sum porch—and rescued the ladies when they were locked in up there. Howard Morland and who unite are the guys to whom credit is due, so all-note apologies, fellas.
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Gambling's: The dime-a-dance drag Saturday night must have been a hard game for anybody, the body who was there. Rumor has it that Marty Sanders and Wait Howard are looking at furniture . . . Art Woolf, a better pink and blue boy, has one of the clearest senses of humor on the campus . . . Margaret Shrum, Alpha Delt, and that five pounds one of these days . . . 1605 Tennessee, where three of the Delta Chi boys have taken refuge, now answers the telephone with "Delta Chi Annes" . . . The Signa Chi Circus Party this coming Friday night is reported to be a challenge, with the Jones' parties that have furnished so much amusement for the campus lately. Instead of trying to outdo the Phi Delt and all the organizations that have been putting on the dog so, they plan on a rough-and-ready affair designed to keep the too-too-ultra events just a bit.
Students Contribute to Journa
Numbered among articles appearing in the February number of the Kansas Bar Association journal, *Kansas Bar Journal*. A few several students of the University, a well as the contributions of leading Kansas attorneys and students of
Edgar I. King, 737, Tort Ise, 158,
Richard Jones, 738, Joseph S. Payne
138 and Edwin Jefries, 137 have
written for the periodical.
OVER THE HILL
Mrs. E. H. Lindley was called to Richland, Ind., Sunday by the death of her sister-in-law, Mrs. Charles S. Roberts; her death followed a long illness.
Mrs. Lindley will not return to Lawrence for several days.
Howie Gives Final Lecture
Mrs. Lindley's Relative Die
The last of a course of six lectures on Contemporary Literature will be given in the room 26. Fraser hall, William Howitzer, instruct in the department of English, will lecture on "The Words of Shakespeare." The course, which covers twentieth century works, is designed easy for freshmen and everyone interested is welcome.
New Organization Formed
A new organization in the form of the University Philanthropic Club had been formed on Sunday afternoon with 17 student stamp enthampions in attendance. As explained by John Larkdale, the group was the founder and founder of the group, the purpose of the association is to foster a culture of philanthropy among the student body.
Beta Gamma Sigma Seques Ten
At a recent meeting of the
Beta Gamma Sigma business fraternity, the follow-
ing students in the School of Business
Rush, Robert Rugoldoph Corsey,
Winton Liam, Paul McKenzie,
Joshua Nussbaum, Jonathan Mawell, Charles C. Krua, and Jean Pratt, all seniors. One item in
Initiation for the new remeit
will be held during the month
all.
LAWRENCE, KANSAS; TUESDAY, MARCH 16, 1937
Pachacamac Banquet Celebrates 25th Ye
Several of the alumni have given their intention to attend banquet, and a large crowd in chapel committee in chapel of the reunion.
The program will include a short speeches. After the ban the group will follow an old Ib Laengae custom by adjoining Tangmoxie, where the party's leader "the have been many years."
Alumni Members To Feted at Silver Anniversary
Pachaeamcine politicized socie-
tism found in the fall of 1912, will be
its 25th anniversary with
banquet at 6:30 p.m. in the Mera-
rcia at 6:30 p.m. in the Mera-
rcia
Ball To Talk on Geol
Each of the men whose name are on the membership list willceive a certificate of membership the 25th anniversary group Fachiaacme. Three of the男were the founders of this organization are expected to attend the baquet. They are P. K. Cubbison Kansas City, Kans. who is in charge of the office of Salma, lawyer, and W. W. Pleway, Kansas City, Mo., security dealer.
Prof. John R. Ball, of the department of geology and geography Northwestern University, will series of four lectures here this Professor Ball is well-known乃 and has traveled abroad exsively, studying rocks and fossil the old ageplastic systems.
Visitors are invited to attend the lectures.
Invitations have been sent to men whose names have been pendent on the senior rolls of the society since its inception.
Six faculty members drove Kansas City last night to the March meeting of the City section of the American Society, which was held science building of the University of Kansas. A man of the University of Iowa on "Grandior Reengents."
The lectures are as follows: Cambrian Rocks of the Upperissippi Valley, 4 p.m. today; *bord-orbivorus Problems in 1* per Mississippia Valley, 4 p.m.mortow; "The Mississippi 7:30 p.m. tomorrow; and" "The Alabama 8:30 p.m. tomorrow." 4 p.m. Thursday. All the will be given in Haworth hall 101.
Will Present Four Lectures on sissippi Valley
ATTEND CHEMICAL SOCI MEETING IN KANSAS
Those attending from the I faculty were: Dr. Ray Q. Bai, assistant of chemistry; Fred assisstructor of chemistry; Lawrence E. Forman, assist structer of chemistry; Louise son, assistant instructor of chemistry; Richardson, assistant structer of chemistry; and I Rarick, instructor of chemist
Water Analysis And Sanitation Classes Begin
Laboratory classes began yesterday for the 18 students enrolled in the University Waterworks School in Marvin hall. Waterworks superintendents and other city officials are included among the students.
The purpose of the work is to teach technique of water analysis and sanitation, giving special attention to the individual problems of the operators.
must be born of the school, to be held here Thursday and Friday, to be enrolled in an estimated enrollment of operation and city officials totaling 150.
The staff of the state water and
eauage laboratories will be in charge
(fthe school for operators). Miss Cua-
Edith Borden, c37, was re-appointed yesterday morning to serve a second term as manager of the W.S.G.A. book-store. Miss Borden was selected from among the applicants by a committee consisting of Ruth Learned, c37, retiring W.S.G.A. Council president; Dori Stowell, c39, the president-elect, and the W.S.G.A. sponsors. Miss Elizabeth Miles, Miss Neusec Schwartzer, professor in the department of romance languages and Miss Beulah Morrison, professor of psychology.
W.S.G.A. Committee Appoints Book Store Head for Second Term
"The book-store will continue to function as it always has until the W.S.G.A. Council has definitely accepted a satisfactory offer for the essex library." (in the newspaper yesterday in reference to the proposed co-operative book-store.
"But the author has decided to put on a surprise ending. So it turns out that the sildine nine or 10 persons dead and murdered were not murderers, but practical jokes on the suspected person so that he would reform his soda pop business so that the girl could marry his father who is the Congressman and police inspector, as well as incidentally, as born in Florida.
Take an example Suppose I am reading a good mystery story. The author has murdered six of his 10 characters in the prologue. Two more have died—one from natural causes, another from course, I a logical thinker, believe that the murderer is one of the two persons left.
"Furthermore, all evidence points to one of these. Immediately I know the other one left—if he is still left—is the criminal.
Kansas Debaters Have No Decision Meet With Yale
The Literary Adviser leaned back in his chair and I knew that I was going to learn something. From previous experiences I also knew that it would probably not be exactly correct in every detail, for the Literary Adviser was what many people called a hoax.
"Now that is what I mean when I say that the surprise ending is the greatest catastrophe that mankind has ever discovered."
"You want to be extremely careful," said the Literary Advisor to me, "that you never let any of your characters arrive late."
The Training School for Nurses is Kansas City, Kan., is represented in the supplement with the names of 25 women, while the School of Medicine describes that there were three men and one woman who registered for work.
TRAGEDY
Eighty-four of the 265 students who registered for work in the University this semester were women and were made up of 181 registrations were made by men.
"But where does the being on time
"Yes, never let any of your characters ever arrive late. If all authors had obeyed this rule, the reading public would not be cursed with one the greatest of all curses—the rise ending.
Unfortunately, since then it has become the fashion to end any given story with a surprise ending.
Side
However, whatever the personal integrity of the Literary Adviser, he told good stories—sometimes.
There have been 22 corrections and additions in the faculty and employees list, while there have been 22 corrections in the women students list and 378 corrections in the men students list.
An advance examination of the
of the ew supplement reveals that, be-
ween semesters, 384 men withdrew
from university, while only 172
men left.
o shrely's work was increased by late registrations last fall of 7 women and 13 men.
Student Missing From University Since March 8
"We are political liberals and economic radicals," said Edwin Jason Dyer Jr., of Yale University in New York, who responded to the debate question: "Should we support the consumer co-operative movement in America?" This debate, between the University and the university's marketing department, Fraser theater last night. Professor W. W. Davis, professor of the history department, presided.
Borden Again Manager
Richard B. Tennant, president of
Consumer Co- operatives Argued; Visitors Take Affirmative Value
A check on his actions last Monday shows that he left his rooming 200 Abhmana at his
Principal speaker at the dinner will be Gov. Walter Hoxman, who will be initiated into honorary membership in Green chapter of Phi Alpha Delta shortly before the celebration, in honor *Doctor Burdick*
Fred Fleming of Fredonia Left Rooming House To Report For Work
A call late last night to Mr. George Heckert, town marshal of Fredonia, revealed that he has not been home and that his parents, Mr. and Mrs C. W. Fleming, know nothing of his present whereabouts.
By Maryin Goebel, e'unel
According to Editor Jack Schrey, 938, the student directory supplement will be available at the registrar's office tomorrow morning at 30. This supplement is issued through the co-operation of the Men's Student Council, the Women's Self-Governing Association, and the University, in order to complete the directory for the school year 1936.
By Marvin Goebel, Counsel
Frederic Fleming. 40, disappeared from the University Monday, March 8, and no recent time has been heard from.
Work
The dean will make a farewell speech to the guests at the dinner, who will include John S. Dawson, chief justice of the Karnas supreme court; Chancellor E. H. Lindley; Judge Hugh T. Wedell, of the au-
Judge Hugo T. Wetell, of the supreme court; Judge R. A. Burch, dean of the Waddah School of Law and
Dr. W. L. Burdick, dean of the School of Law, who will retire at the end of this semester after 39 years on the law faculty, will be honored at a dinner to be given at the Hotel Eldridge by Alpha Phi Delta, law fraternity, on Dean Burdick's seventh birthday, March 22
Honor Dean Burdick With Birthday Dinne
DAY, MARCH 14. 1937
Available From Registran Monday Morning
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN LAWRENCE KANSAS
come in?" I questioned him inquiringly.
"Oh, yes. Well, up to a certain point in history all stories were just alike. There was a hero. There was a hating and hated villain. The villain kidnapped the heroine, or the hero, or the heroine's father, and put her, him, or it in the Tower of London to be executed as one of the war of the缸—this was more the days of the railroad, you will remember.
"Then the hero, or the hero's friend, or his cousin, or his aunts—anybody somebody—showed up at the house where whoever the victim is to be.
"And then the hero and heroine got married and live happily ever after.
This same story went on, with variations, for thousands and thousands of years—until one day the teacher failed to show up in time—and the
execution of the heineur took place.
"That was the first surprise ending—both of the story and the heineur," she said. "Incidently, it is stated that, when the first stage manager presented this ending, all the audience yelled 'Rotten,' which means too ripe, and therefore it is now called 'Mellow.'"
"But don't let me catch you allowing your characters to arrive late."
RODERICK BURTON
Roving Reporter-these frequent snows lately have nearly spoiled all possibilities for them."
Continued from page 4
Jake Laffer, c38, stated definitely,
"Well, yes and no. Personally I think that a strawberry on top adds quite a little. Morally and spiritually I fear that its harmful effects outweigh its good points. In
AT THE THEATERS
VARSITY — Sunday through Tuesday “Career Woman” with Michaela Wilen and Claire Trever, “Dr. Bull” with Will Rogers and Rochelle Hudson. • Wednesday and Thursday “Looking for Trouble” with Spencer Tracey and Jack Oakie. “Scarlet Pimpernel” with Leslie Howard and Merle Oberon. • Friday and Saturday “Four-Day Wonder” with Jeanne Dain and Kenneth Howell. “Law of the Ringer” with Charles Stuart.
PATTEE-Sunday through Wednesday-Johnny Wesullemner and Maureen O'Sullivan in "Tarzan Ecapes." *Racing Lady* with Harry Carey and Anne Dworak. • Thursday through Saturday-Larace and Hardy in "Our Surprise," by Danielle Aubert and Alurie and Snakey Buratto, also chapter VIII of "Robinson Cruise."
DICKINSON-Sunday through Tuesday-Terry Power, Loretta Young,
and Don Ameche in "Love Is News." · Wednesday and Thursday-
"Man of Affairs" with George Arlss. · Friday and Saturday—"One in a
Million" with Sonia Hennie (return showing).
GRANADA—Sunday through Wednesday “We’re on the jury” with the medy team of Helen Broderick and Victor Moore. “Her husband’s secretary” with Beverly Roberts, Jean Muir, and Warren Hall. • Thursday through Saturday “The Story of Louis Pastert” with Paul Muni, who won the Actors’ Academy award for his role in this picture (return showing). “Penrod and Sam” with Billy Mauch.
ON THE CAMPUS
Today, March 14 - School of Fine Arts All-Musical Vespers, University
Aquilimum A. n. p.
Monday - Meeting of the Mathematics Club at 4:30 p.m. in the Administration building, room 213.
- Deutsche Verein meeting at 4:20 p.m. in Prasser hall room 313.
* Tuesday - Faculty of the College of Art and Sciences meeting at 6:30 p.m. in Praser hall room 313.
- Dramatic Club meeting at 4:30 p.m. in Little theater in Green hall.
* Wednesday — Lecture "The Contemporary American Novel" Mr. William
Halperin.
- Lecture “The Mississippi River”-John R. Ball, professor of geology and geography at Northern University. Hallway, room 101, at U.S.A. College of Business and Technology.
- Mid-week dance, 7-8 p.m.
Friday—Varsity dance, 9-12 p.m.
AT THE VARSITY
Torn from her law partner by a lynch mob, Clare Trevor first realizes her romantic partnership with her new love, a tense scene from the acclaimed poems at the Varsity Ten.
than the sum of the whole or who left the dirty dishes in the sink. Any way, why ask me? I'm only asking you what we would never have known it.
Bob Lindley, who identified himself as the "perennial stud," said, "I don't think we should have school on Fridays cause I never go." The answer is in the wrong column. "You have to see what he is talking about."
Dorothy Fritz, c/uncl, selling the "Owl" in Adil Con, said, "It is my opinion that the boys of the campus should behave a little better instead of screaming about the things said about them in print, because they send their Sour Owls home to mother."
Also selling the "Owl" in central Ad was Jane Blaney, c$40, who said, "Fritz has the right idea, but I can't figure out the picture on the cover of this book." The man the figure in or out of the doghouse?" Speaking of revolutions.
M. F. Allison To Speak On Radio Advertising
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M. F. Allison, promotion and public manager of radio station KMBC, Kansas City, will speak on the subject "Isn'T Fun to Listen" to
morrow afternoon at 3:30 in the Administration auditorium.
The first part of Mr. Allison's talk will be a recording to show how recorded programs are put on the air, and the way they are handled by the radio companies. Special sound effects will be demonstrated in this part of the lecture.
The latter part of his speech will deal with the relationship between the radio listener and the radio advertiser. Mr. Allison will answer questions concerning radio advertising that persons in the audience may ask. He will be here all day Monday assisting the students and Instructor Byron Sarvis of the department of psychology with their research work in radio advertising. Apparently, an appearance here being posed seemed by no departments of journalism and psycholozy.
AMELIA EARHART PUTNAM
BEGINS GLOBE FLIGHT TODAY
Oakland, Calif., March 13—(UPC)
Amelia Earl Hartput, Americas
foremost aviatrix, will take off
at 4:30 p.m. Pacific time today on her
backpack. George Palmer,
husband-manager, George Palmer
Putnam, announced tonight.
AT THE GRANADA
Beverly Roberts and Warren Hull lift the curtain on some inner office windows. Victor Moore and Helen Broderick manufacture side-splitting laughter Victor Moore and Helen Broderick manufacture side-splitting laughter
AT THE DICKINSON
Loretta Young and Tyone Power, lovely screen actress and sensational film discovery of "Liodys of London," are starred with Don Ameche in the gay Twentieth Century-Fox romance, "Love Is News," opening today at the Dickinson Theatre.