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UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
FRIDAY, JANUARY 22. 1937
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Sure they've done well, those 21,000 who've got degrees from the University of Kansas. They've made successes all out of proportion to their numbers in almost every field. Smart bunch.
They've done well because they had one great advantage while they went to school. They had better than average instruction.
But what about the next 21,000?
Almost every school in the University has lost at least one of its better professors through resignation since the depression. The University hasn't been able to keep or replace them because state appropriations haven't been commensurate with a higher degree of instructional ability.
The number of staff members has decreased in the last few years. The enrollment this year is an all-time high for this school. Classes are overcrowded. Class schedules in many instances are awkward and inconvenient. Staff members have less time for research.
We can have a university without buildings. But we can't have one without professors. And we can't have a good university without good professors and a more adequate staff.
The next 21,000?—Let's give them a break.
We need money!
The paddling of fraternity pledges must stop at the University of Southern California. This was the ultimatum issued by the interfraternity council Tuesday night. "This barricic practice is obsolete in practically all of the major universities," Norman Johnson, ASUS president, reported. Troy is lagging behind in its disciplining of pledges. Troy must join the parade and perform in a manner becoming a major university.
U.S.C.: "No Paddling"
Substitutes for the paddling practice have been suggested; something will be decided upon to replace it. In the universities where paddling has been abolished, fraternity men report that so-called unruly pledges have responded just as readily to the newer forms of discipline
The Kansan Platform
1. A well-rounded varsity athletic program.
2. B support of student conditions.
2. Betterment of student working conditions.
3. Betterment of teacher's job satisfaction.
4. Establishment of a cooperative basketball
4. An adequate building program, including:
a. Reopening of Dyche museum.
b. Construction of a medical science building.
5. Restoration of faculty and employee salaries.
as they ever did to the archaeal strong-arm methods.
A system of demerits has been suggested. With all fraternities co-operating this method can prove effective. Instead of administering so many "swats" to a disobedient pledge, the pledge captain will issue demerits. The interfraternity council can decide upon a uniform system of demerit penalties, and pledges in all houses will be penalized alike. When a pledge receives 25 demerits he will be summoned before active members and warned. A total of 35 demerits will result in a temporary suspension. Fifty demerits will result in total suspension with hte understanding that no other member of the interfraternity group will pledge this student.
The plan seems sensible and constructive in all of its details. If discipline is the thing desired for pledges, then the demerit system is the one workable way of bringing it about. U.S.C.'s interfraternity council has acted wisely in taking a firm stand against paddling—Daily Trojan.
Campus Opinion
Here's hoping that the Kanzen is successful in its mission for a student bookstore.
We all will be forced to purchase books once more within the next two weeks and probably nine out of 10 of these purchases would result in a vote for a cooperative enterprise if an election were to be held.
Which is one way of saying that the students overwhomly favor such an approach to learning, and in the Women's Self-Governing Association swing into action so that the necessity of those two organizations answer the challenge that these two organizations answer the challenge that
A cooperative book store would be another feather in the cap of the Kanan—which will resemble an Indian head dress if the feathers of success continue to pile up. Interested.
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Vol. 34 Friday, January 22, 1937 No.82
--being as nervous as two horses in a cane, and she is saying something about having had a wonderful time. He is wondering what the odds are on taking her hand a third time and finds them to be pretty steep. Only 1 out of 4 will turn up well mumble things and make a dash for home.
June Capps, Secretary
NEWMAN CLUB: There will be an important meeting of the Newman Club next Sunday, January 21 at 7 p.m.
TRANSFERS: Students who expect to transfer from one school of the University to another for the spring semester should make application immediately before submitting their office for such transfer - George O. Foster, Registrar.
TEA at HENLEY HOUSE. Tea will be served at Henley House during final examinations. Anyone is welcome to attend.
By William Zupanec, e37
How should a date be ended?
Aristophanes recommends building up to a climax, Aristotle suggests a scientific indefiniteness, and Shakespeare advises meeting the situation (without fumbling) as it presents itself.
Mixture of Man, Mood, and Maid Inspires Various Methods of Parting
But let us look at the K. U. Don Juan as the zero hour approaches. One must bear in mind that no two partings are alike in earlier details, no two partings have been preceded by quite the same background of a show, dance, a supper, or elephant-riding. Ah, but the leaves-taking take off. There are three weeks before this coup de theatre. The impulsive, tactful, and cautious goodive.
Least Common Is Cautious
The cautious farewell is the least common; it obtains rarely even in the case of an emergency. In this case the escort is not a faint but rather an uncertain heart. Consider: He held her hand only twice during the evening, once when he left the movie and crossed the street, once when she walked the walk to the house. Now they are facing each other on the porch.
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The neat adieu is most common. It may be recognized by a multitude of clever remarks about the moon which, since Adarf to the present time, total 6.482530038 Adam. As Adarf made the 3rd remark-Eve clipped him a good one before he finished it, but nowadays the females can't be so independent. Usually the girl down radiantly at her escort. Because of the difference in height, he couldn't very well get impulsive even if he chose. This type is known as the draw, stalemate, or
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The impulsive departure requires the most thought. Can one start a car in high? No, he begins by holding her hand as though it were a coin be found in a crowded room. He can range in choice: He may pinch his nose—but this must all be done as if accidentally. If she knows what the score is, she now will try stepping on his toes and they both will jump up and down a bit. Then by himself they themselves next to each other with his arm about her waist and their faces two inches apart, and only an earthquake, a rudely awakened and curious house-dog, or a spot-light will stop the almost inexorable Fate. But when he means to do that he mean he will always whisper "Good-bye, darling," although he knows darn well he doesn't mean it. In the
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