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UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
FRIDAY, JANUARY 15, 1937
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Comment
Dynamic Drama Act One
My darling stepped through the snow with a sure foot, as the saying goes, and, altogether, was feeling very chipper. It was delightful to an extent—this pladding through the glistening (if slightly moist) snow. It gave my darling a feeling of exuberance. Yes, she was happy, my darling was.
Men of determined countenances shovel snow from the walks with appropriate chortles and chuckles.
My darling put the once-sure foot on the transparent ice that had lain under the snow. Gingerly she took a step, breath a sigh of relief when she discovered she was still standing. Making a rough calculation my darling estimated she would have to take 7489 such steps before she arrived at her abode. Figuring an average of two minutes a step this would take . . . well, quite some time. That is, if she didn't slip and injure her . . . self.
Act Three
My darling suddenly felt her feet slipping from in under her. It was a curious feeling, not unlike taking off in an airplane. Certainly my darling felt just as nervous. Then, in that long minute before she reached a horizontal position, a myriad of thoughts of all the major events of my darling's life whirled through her mind. A sickening feeling overtook her.
The ground came up with a rush. Bump, went my darling on the hard, hard ground.
"lb$@~&$lb$." quoted my darling from an old manuscript she had once read. "Why don't they put some sand or cinders on this (deleted by censor) ice?"
Epilogue: The editorial content of this brilliant discourse may be found by studying the last sentence.
And Now Mother Goose
Not content with an attack on "Alice in Wonderland" last week on the score of its "enemity" content, the psychologists are now opening up on "Mother Goose." They feel that "Mother Goose," also, "fills the minds of children with erroneous notions."
Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum.
I taste the toothpaste on my gum.
I still can muttage whole wheat bread.
Be it alive or be it dead.
All we can say is that since seeing this item $ ^{*} $ we have been unable to do our proper work, while the following jingle keeps circling through our mind:
Binet-Simon met a pieman
"What I. Q. have you there?"
Going to the fair.
Said Binet-Simon to the pieman,
My father was an extrovert,
What if I gave you the pienet to Binet-Simon,
Said the pienet to Binet-Simon,
"My score is eight-seven;
My mother is in heaven."
Pet Peeve Number One
Why—zh-h-h-h—
Well, say—
Have you ever noticed how inepity many folks follow a conversation? Say -ah —
It ought to be interesting to the mathematically minded person to keep a tally of all conversations that begin with "say—ah—"
On the other hand such an investigation might result in a serious shortage of paper and pencils on the campus.
Why, oh, why must a student use the "say—ah" gambit every time he opens a conversation? The answer probably lies, as possibly the psychologists might point out, in the fact that the student is a bit embarrassed or perhaps is a bit unsure of himself and the outcome of his conversation. More seriously, however, it would seem that students have slipped into slovenly habits of speech.
Then, while the matter of speech is being discussed, it might be well to mention another bothersome habit. Of course one of the reasons some students stay awake in some classes is to keep tally on the number of times the instructor uses his pet phrase. Those phrases are haa. Reopening of Dyne museum.
b. Construction of a medical science
Before we begin a conversatain, let's try to find another way of opening it. Think a moment before we speak.
The Kansan Platform
1. A well-rounded varsity athletic program.
2. Attention of student working conditions.
3. Establishment of a co-operative bookstore.
An adequate building program, including:
**Addition to the back of the library**
5. Reservation of faculty and employee books
bits and have a way of becoming noticeable. One instructor became aware of a certain phrase being used so many times by a student that he was finally impelled to mention it. Latest reports are that the instructor has adopted the phrase himself and the student has a great time keeping tally on the instructor!
So it goes. But we can all be a little more precise with the language.
Campus Opinion
Articles in this column do not necessarily reflect the opinion of the University Daily Kavan, Articles over 200 words are subject to cutting by the editor. Contributions on any subject are invited.
Editor Daily Kansan;
Now that the football campaign is out of the way, why don't you start hustling up a plan for doing so? We'll have to do it. What else can we do next? I am convinced that if I had to take a final in any of the courses I took as a freshman, I could! (I really want to)
Which doesn't prove I am dumb. It proves that as soon as a student has completed a course he forges all but his essential skills, to clear a space after it has been filled, to can he force them after the next finals, and so on.
Why not a plan which requires a comprehensive exam after the completion of all college work. I know that the student would remember enough of his course to pass the final exam. And I know that that I for one would be relieved of all this dimensional strain and worry occasioned by the final exam practice now in use at the University. E.D.
Editor Daily Kansan:
now that the semester's about over 1 be offered to a suggestion which, if carried through, might mean more than just a Bachelor's degree.
All this semester I've been forced to sit next to a radiator in a poorly-ventilated classroom in a one-thirty class. (I would choose a one-thirty class.) The student who was the radiator is the mediator was always steamed during the cold days. If I opened the window, I froze. If I didn't, almost had to take off my shirt. The second was the one-thirty class. That's right after you eat, you know you had a finer time to sleep than after a nice moon meal.
Now, the heat of the radiator and the gregginess caused by the recently-sanitized meal will, I am reassuringly, melt your eyes.
Let's either have better heating and ventilating systems in our classrooms or do away with them. D H.
Editor Daily Kansan:
Of course we can't control the elements. But we can sand or put ashes on the street. That's worth it. We can put ashes on our school. We can put the University for an education and I'm serious about going to school. But I honestly believe I'd rather quit. It's not worth it.
If you don't start a campaign for sanding streets,
I threaten that I may even go so far as to boycott the
shop.
Editor Daily Kansan
Your editorial entitled, "The Picture of the Thing," really expresses what is happening in schools with many students who are, an interested in photography, but I have no way of learning the more technical aspects of
It has always been my thought that a course in photography can probably be instituted in the University of Florida. In addition to more of newspaper space, why doesn't the department of journalism keep pace with the developments in curriculums?
The value of a course in photography, I think, cannot be overestimated. Even if one uses his knowledge
Here's hoping that before I graduate I will be able to enroll in a course in photography here at the UIS.
Editor Daily Kansan:
I think the Collegiate Digest rotograve section you have added to your paper is a fire addition. But we don't want it.
Wait, let me look at the image again.
The first word is "I think".
The second word is "the Collegiate".
The third word is "Digest".
The fourth word is "rotograve".
The fifth word is "section".
The sixth word is "you have added to your paper".
The seventh word is "is a fire addition."
The eighth word is "But we don't want it."
Let's re-read the instructions carefully.
"Please provide the text from the image and then answer the following questions based on that content:"
"1. What word is at the beginning of the paragraph?"
"2. Where are the words "the Collegiate Digest rotograve section you have added to your paper" located?"
"3. How are the words "is a fire addition" positioned in the paragraph?"
Wait, looking at the image again:
"I think the Collegiate Digest rotograve section you have added to your paper is a fire addition. But we don't want it."
Yes, that's right. The words "is a fire addition" are in the middle of the paragraph.
I ve checked each different section and found that over 70 different schools and colleges have been reported to be using this method.
P. R.A.
What's the matter with the student forum board? As I understood it at the beginning of the semester, it was planning to bring speakers of "international renown" to our campus. I also understood that money was appropriated by the council for that purpose. It明白了该资金在forum board has been lagging behind its unissued plans.
Granted that the student-faculty forum's we've had are very good and quite stimulating, still we can hear those same men in the room who represent reputations for one thing or another in any field on the platform. Hopeful.
Something should be done to jack up the employees in the reserve room in the library. Their service is slow. They not in the least accommodating. Final check of the security door and their around" behind the desk. One Who's Plenty Gripped.
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Editor Daily Kansan;
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Vol. 34 Friday January 15, 1937 No. 77
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BASKETTALL STLEMEN AND USHERS: Sle-
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MEN'S STUDENT COUNCIL VACANCY. Notice is hereby given of a vacancy in the office of Pharmacy representative. Applications for the filling of this position must be in my hands by January 24.
Herbert G. Allphin
NEWMAN CLUB: The Newman Club will hold election of officers next Sunday after second mass.
WESLEY FOUNDATION. There will be an open house at the home of Rev, and Mrs. Price. 1209 Tennessee, this evening at 8 o'clock. Everyone is invited. Please notice change of meeting place.
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CSEP Workers Are Carrying More Than 500 Projects to Completion
Of the more than 600 students employed by the College Student Employment Project this semester, a great number are working on projects that are of lasting value not only to the University, but to the city of Lawrence and the state as a whole.
CSEP students are working on more than 500 projects, the majority if which are on the campus. However, some of the students are working for the city in non-profit organization of Kansai hospital in Rosellead.
In the department of anatomy, one graduate student is making a photographic study of neurological syndromes and has been taken a series of motion picture photographs of neurological cases at the state hospitals for the insane at Ossawatome and Topakpa These pictures are for use in the neurology department of the department of anatomy are working on a quantitative study of the brain of the dog. They are weighing the brains and the parts of the brains of dogs. In the School of Business two students are making a study of fatal accidents in Kansas coal mines. The students are collecting and classifying data, counting items, and arranging them in a study of the U. S park policy, and is tracing the development and the present national policy of the government.
Emuloy Bacteriology Majors
Two bacteriology majors are acting as technicians in the city milk and food department and are running laboratory tests of milk for health and health department. These tests are in addition to the regular work done in this department and are supervised by Leo Suman, city food and milk technician.
Under the direction of Frank E. Villey of the city water department, CSEP student is making a study of plant and bacterial growths in Kuwait water. The student is studying he algae and bacteria found in the water, and also the results obtained in the city water nurfification plant.
A continuation of a project begun last year is the survey of problems in which students desire counsel which is being carried on in the School of Education. Another project in this school is the study of the effects of elimination which is being supervised by Dr. E, H. Turney.
Study Songs and Ballads
In the department of English a study of folk songs and folk ballads of Kansas is being made, and another student is collecting and compiling verse of the anti-slavery movement from the beginning of the Kearsaw-Nebraska agitation until after the Civil War.
Three students in the department of geology are continuing a project started last year, a study of the rock strata of the area where their other project in this department is
Follow the Leader
Under the direction of Dr. R. H. Wheeler, professor of psychology, 28 CSEP students are making a study of culture cycles. This is the largest project on the campus in the number of students employed.
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the experimental studies of stear erosion and deposition in Kansas.
In the School of Law two students are working on research concerning the law of agency, and are compiling and examining all cases on agency law which have come before the Kansas Supreme court in the case of being doing research work on the law of reformation and recension in Kansas.
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