14 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN VOLUME XXXIV Band Gives Fall Concert Tonight The Official Student Paper of the University of Kansas Noisy Marches Will Be Replaced by Symphonic Pieces as Band Makes First Appearance Appearing locally for the first time this year in its concert role, the University Band will play tonight at 8:15 in the Auditorium. Tuba Solo Directed by Russell L. Wiley, the band has spent all of its spare time during and since the football season on its concert program. Out of its 85 drum majors whose tactics will add variety to the performance. Noisy marches that prelaunched during the football season will find no echo in the soft strains of the "Bartered Bride" and the rhythmic interpretations of "Headlines." The tuba rarely heard as a solo instrument, with a capacity what Quinovol of Venice is played by Conner, fa uncle. "Fantasia Original," one of the most brilliant swords ever written for bartene, according to Mr. Wiley, is the offering of James Van Dyck, fa39 "Headline," Mr. Wiley calls "a modern musical idem writing a cross-section of life from the press-room standpoint." With the exception of "The Bartered Bride," "Bienzi" and "Einzugsmurch der Bojaren," every number den exhibited exclusively for symphonic band Novelty Numbers Novelty numbers will include "Whistling Farmer's Farm," "Rocking Horse Parade," twirting of five batons by Robert Hampel, e40, and Jack Dalley, f40; and music saw selections by the Stuckenbruck brothers Earl, e39, and Harry, e1ul. The program will elude: WEATHER "Hienzi Overture" (Wagener); "Carnival of Venice" (Emerson-Goldman), solo for tuja, Rex Companion; "Oscar Strainer" (Chocolate Soldier); "Springtime Overture" (Leidzen); "Rocking Horse Parade" (Bowie); "Rocking Boys" (Brownhouse); Musical Sawz; Fire Batons; Blinded Baton Twirling; "The Bartered Bride" (Strometra-Laufen); "Ennusschatz der Bajorer" (Halverson); "Fantasia Original" (Simon Mantle), solo for bautone, James Van Dyck, *fell*-Anna, *Zephania* (Texkand) and *Headsline* (Collyb). Kansas-Partly cloudy Tuesday and Wednesday; no decided change in temperature. on the SHIN by alan asher Several of the Chi Omega dollies walked out of their house yesterday morning prepared for whatever chilly winds might blow. Sans snow, saks skis, but not sans skisuits, they appeared on the campus a woman in pants is an odd sight in these parts anyway, but the curious "play suits" worn by satelites minded on us boys body being taken out of dresses and put into装扮 for the first time. I expect that the girls will have their house-mothers seem them up in red flannel when it really gets cold. ✳ ✳ ✳ NUMBER 61 News! Instead of the usual feminine fashion displays appearing in the Sour Owl, feminine models will be pictured in silk negligges in the next issue of that publication. The release date will be扣出 Dec. 15, according to Bob Corey, business manager. That's isn't advertising, it's a joke. Ho him! Things are coming to a pretty pass. One of the less fortunate males of the campus found himself quite penitious()? a few days ago and being in dire need of coin, decided to sell one of the books that he had purchased earlier in the semester. Can you imagine his consternation when he found the mark on the books had crushed the book? Could be unable to recover much of the purchase price of the volume? All of which goes to show one of two things: Students should develop so much interest in their courses that they wouldn't think of selling a book, or some provision Continued on page three K F K U Tuesday, Dec. 8 Tuesday, Dec. 8 2:30 p.m. Elementary Grammar Lesson. 2:42 p.m. E. F. Shakespeare. 2:42 p.m. New Flashes. 2:46 p.m. Books Old and New. 2:6 p.m. Educating Your Child "infancy." J. E. Jacobs, principal Lawren Memorial High School. 10 p.m. Athletic Scratchups, 71st Edition LAWRENCE, KANSAS, TUESDAY, DECEMBER 8, 1936 Dietz Will Give Program Thursday 10. 15-10.45 p.m. Program of request readings, Prof. Robert Calderwood. Paul Dietz, dramatic interpreter, will give a program in the audi- tory in the administration buildi- ing at 8 p.m. Thursday, under the sponsorship of the German Club. Paul Dietz was born and educa- ted at the University, where he well known professor, and de- fied early manhood devoted his life to the stage. His career as an aca- lite him from the Court Theater is Detmold to the State Theaters in Lubeck and Bremen, and finally to the position of leading man in the Court Theater in Gösselberg in the role of Faust, William Tell, Hercio Othello, etc. **Appeared in kills** Mr. Dietz came from the German States war and for number of years was with the German Theater in St. Louis. After the war he identified himself with the German theater movement in Chicago and New York. He has appeared in films and productions on the legitimate stage, and has been given regular performances over the radio. During his years on the Germ and American stage Mr. Dietz was called upon to give frequent dinners and lectures, where he posed in a position which led him to choose his present career, as suited to wider use of his talents. His repertoire includes selection from the following: the Bible, Anzenger, Groote, Grillurze Hauptmann, Hebbel, haben, Klaus Leasing, Schiller, Schnitzler, Spear, Südmaner, Werfel, and Wil Mr. Dietz gives his recitals on tirely from memory and in either German or English. Tentative Program The tentative program, which will be two-thirds in its duration, will be Lession, the Weir, and the Three Rings* in English; Goethe, 'Faust on His Easter Walk' in English; and 'Faust I his Study' in German; Shakespeare 'Hamlet' to be or not to be' in German; and Dachmel, 'Der Arbeitmann' in German. Tentative Program There is no admission charge in everyone is welcome. 'Y' Groups Attend Retreat at K-State Eighteen members of the Y.M. and W.Y.C.A. attended the first annual cabinet retreat at Manhattan Sixty afternoon and Sunday forenoon. The chapters represent were the University of Nebraska Kansas State College, and the University of Kansas. Prof. C, E, Rogers, head of *t* Kansas State journalism department spoke Saturday afternoon on "T Campus Scene," in which he decribed the students change in age and concepts concepts concepts the must 30 years. Doctor Downs Will Speak Saturday evening, an Estes bake was given in the Method Church. Mrs. Justus Fugate, Kansas State teacher, spoke "The Foreign Trade Agreement emphasizing the value of international trade in the promotion peace. Those attending from the University were: David Angove, c;39 Donald Henry, c;39 Paul Mori c;39 Joseph Ryan, c;40 Kevin Frank, c;40 Ed Brewer, c;40 Maier, c;40 Dover Hyr, c;49 August McClellan, c of Topeke, Clayton Comc c;29 John Hunt, the Y.M. secretary; Martha Peterson, c;37 John Hunt, the Y.M. secretary; Harriet Sieppe, c;40 Mil RedWaters, c;40 and Ellen Pay the W.C.A. secretary. Doctor Down Will Speak Cora Dr. Cora will speak the battle tactics of the Botany club, will speak at 7:30 to the Botany club chant, for Dr. A. J. Musk, 113 Louisiana Install New Baker U. Head Representatives of K. U. A t t e n D Inauguration Ceremonies Nelson Penton Horn was inaugurated president of Baker University yesterday to succeed Dr. W. B. Fleming, who has held the office for the past 15 years. Mr. Horn is a graduate of Missouri, Wesleyan, which has been consolidated with Baker University. He has been a teacher at Ames, Iowa, for the past few years. NOTICE A large number of alumni and representatives of various universities throughout the United States were in attendance. Special meeting of the Men's Glee Club at 7 o'clock this evening in Central Administration auditorium. J. F. WILKINS. Mrs. La Dora Conover, the 18-year-old bride of George Conover, c37, who has been missing from Kansas State College since Wednesday, is safe and well in Tulsa, Okla., according to a telephone call received by her student husband at a private residence. The girls parents who reside in Atchison were immediately notified that she had been located. Missing Wife Found in Tulsa The marriage of the two student had been lent secret since Sentom- Death of Engineering Senior is Second From Same Disease; Had Been Ill a Week William Robert Newland died at 8:45 last night, of encephalitis, after having been confirmed for a week in an isolation ward in the Warkina Memorial hospital. This is the second time this disease has diseased in the last ten days. Newland Encephalitis Victim Newland was a senior in mechanical engineering, and had just returned from an inspection trip to London, Dec. 7. (UP) - Edward VIII must choose within 48 hours between Wallis Warfield Simpson and the throne of England, a statesman high in the British government told the United Press today. "He may have to make the decision in 24 hours," the stateman said. Knotty, Not Nice King Must Choose Side In 48 Hours Wooden Posts Erected by Library For Experiment British Statesman Says 'Constitutional Crisis' May Be Forced to a Decision This co-operative club at Smith is only another instance of the movement which is sweeping the campuses of America and Europe. Not only stores but eating clubs and dormitories are being organized along these lines. The extent of the movement seems to have no limit so long as consumers can derive benefits. Yo-ko-ho! For the life of a sailor . . . if he also owns the steamship line. News comes from Northhampton that the co-operative movement has spread to Smith College where the Cooperative Consumers' Club has been founded. The purpose of this organization is to buy articles at the lowest prices from the manufacturers with the best labor conditions and to distribute the profits to the consumers in the form of rebates. So far there are only seventy members, but many more will undoubtedly join as the benefits become more apparent to the student body. Yo-ho-ho! For the life of a sailor! Contrary to the speculations of many students, the wooden lamp posts in front of the Watson library are not a permanent fixture for experimental purposes which will be used to study the effects of lights and shadows on the face of the building. The posts are the same height so that they do not obstruct the future and will be removed when the experiment is finished. The many fanciful tales of a romantic life at sea with which English literature has been so replete seem to be in light of the present-day seaman's working conditions and wages but a gargantuan helping of balderdash. The seamen of the Pacific coast have a different nautical yarn to spin and one which may give an insight into the causes behind the maritime strike. Here at Princeton the students have long been familiar with the principle of co-operatives in the form of the University Store. It seems only logical that this system can be apc. Addition to the stacks of the library. For instance: The average wage for ordinary sailors amounts to $40 a month and for able seamen $82.50, but sailors are fortunate if they can obtain work for even seven or eight months out of the year. A sailor works fifty-six hours a week at sea, and can be and is worked overtime without extra pay, in emergencies, which are many on short-handed ships. Earning ones living from the sea, however, is not completely unpleasant. From 1923 to 1932 four officials of the Dollar Line piled up a grand total in salaries, bonuses and profits $14,600,000. The net worth of the Matson company was increased 234 per cent between 1920 and 1934. The cash dividends over the same period totaled $14,593,000, and the stock dividends $2,711,000. Marine firemen are relatively well paid, since they sometimes make as much as $70 a month. However, they work 56 hours a week in heat sometimes as high as 150 degrees. Even the temperature in their messrooms and sleeping quarters average 90 degrees. Ship cooks and stewards average 70 hours a week and receive from $45 to $125 a month. The small one room sleeping quarters, being unimportant because of their little use, house on the average eight or ten men. The Kansan Platform Rise of College Co-ops 4. Revision of house government rules. Editorial Comment 3. Establishment of a co-operative bookstore. 1. A well-rounded varsity athletic program. To Discuss War Questions "He must act quickly as the sup- which the people have been "Is World War Inevitable?" will be the subject of discussion in the b. Construction of a medical science building. 5. An adequate building program, including: 2. Betterment of student working conditions. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS 6. Restoration of faculty salaries. plied to other phases of life at Princeton in order that the students' expenses may be cut at the most critical point.-Daily Princetonian. Campus Opinion Editor Daily Kansan: I remember that when I was a small child, my father took me up to the fifth story of the novel, down to the bottom, at last passed away of a door. He stared at it thoughtfully for a moment "Son," he said to me. "I don't want you ever to try it." a couch. A replied in chidist simpathy, in room. The door will always remain closed. Do I make me say? "No, Daddy," I replied in childish simplicity. This I caught on. "Listen, you old curdumgon" I snarled. "It get in to that room if its the last thing Daddy posted an armed guard at the door. I devised sundry means of slipping past the guard. I would stand in front of the door, and say suddenly, "Look!" and attempt to get his attention. He was trying what it was. That one never worked. For years my mind dwelt constantly on the locked door. I felt that I must see what was in the room. I developed a psychosis. I was neurotic, repressed, depressed. Finally I came to the University of Kansas, and they put me to work writing editions about Dyche Let's open the damn thing up for a couple of days, all take a look, and drop the whole damn gals damly subject. Editor's Note: This is what has happened to one of those many editorial writers who this year and for the past several years have been trounced constantly by the editor's words, "Get Dyche Museum open." II Editor Daily Kansan: Let Dr. Allen beware! We have it on good authority that, if as he predicts, the ghost of his stinky corpse of a football team starts haunting the Kansas office, the ghosts of past editors, associate editors, feature editors, campus editors and coaches, we want to help them hunt the athletic office. We have it straight from the horse that these journalistic spooks intend to get in Dr. Allen's hair, his soup, and put cracker crumbs in his bed. In fact, to make life unburnable for the quacubus Bueno. Let Dr. Allen call off his spooks. Official University Bulletin Notices at die-caseless' Office at 3 p.m., preceding regular publication days and 11:00 a.m. on Wednesday, Friday and Saturday. Vol 24 Sunday. Dec. 6,1936 No. 60 --they not this, they not and Saturday. They said: "Oh no, we mustn't feed our boys at training tables, we mustn't teach them." The educator scholarship. No sir!" CAMERA CLUB: The K.U. Camera Club will meet at 7:45 p.m. on Tuesday, Dec. 8, in the Memorial Union lounge. H. Lee Jones will speak on photography. Color in Photography., -Roland Logemann, vice-president. CREATIVE LEISURE GROUP: The Creative Leisure Group will meet at Hanley House this afternoon at 2:30. These desiring instruction in making pottery will bring a linelum block and tools—Harris Gregg FRESHMAN LITERATURE LECTURE. In the Contemporary Literature Lab, Mr. Shannon will talk on 'Contemporary Drama' at 3:30 on Wednesday. Dye, 9 in Sean Prentice English II. Dr. Emanuel Chamman Dept of English. FIRESEID FORUM> Prof. E. W. Hullinger will publish a paper on the economic news, i. j. 2004, i. stockwell. Stockwell, I. I. J. 2004. ENGLISH LECTURE: A lecture for English majors and English graduate students at 1:30 p.m. on Monday, March 26 in 205 Fraser. The lecture is entitled "The Adventures of a Player of English." W. S. Johnson, Chartter, one of the authors of the book. WESTMINSTER STUDENT FORUM: The topic for the regular meeting this evening at 7:30 will be "Diagnosing Westminster Forum."—Eleanor Mann, Publicity Chairman. KU. FEACE ACTION COMMITTEE. There will be a meeting Monday at 4:30 in the Pine Room, Memorial Union. Everyone interested is welcome—Henry Barker, Executive Secretary. SCHOLABISH APPLICATIONS: Applications for the Edna Osborne Whitworth Scholarship should be submitted to the Department of Education and Awards, Room 303 B Administration building, before Dec. 18. This award is to be made to a woman student who has completed her Bachelor's degree in doing original writing and who is in need of financial assistance. Fiona S. Brownton, Executive Secretary, With a Great Horn Spoon --they not this, they not and Saturday. They said: "Oh no, we mustn't feed our boys at training tables, we mustn't teach them." The educator scholarship. No sir!" By Iobu R. Malone O SAY one is sinless is easy. That is what the Big Six implied when And either the honorable gentlemen held their tongles in their cheeks or remained blind. And this is how the land lieth. And they didn't do anything about the rules they set up which are being broken to lesser or greater degrees by every school in the conference. That's why the League of Nations, the League of Nations; its rules make no concessions to the facts of the cases. Better it is to admit the sins and limit them, or else rid oneself of the sins. There are two aspects, rigidly defined concepts, of sports: The one, the Greek in which athletics were of the education of a scholar, for the personal good of the player; and on the other hand, the Roman ideal, in which sports were for the excitation and apportionment of the mob and the superior. When the great stadia were set up around the athletic fields over the land and the spectators were charged admission prices to see great Atlases of men braise each other in the game of football, the game was Romanized, the stadium was the hippodrome of Nero's day. But that wasn't the ideal that fitted into the collegiate scheme of things. At the same time rah-alr alumni, students, and "the people" wanted to see the football game, the University came to revolve around the stadium. Still a bad thing, the colleges said, but then they were getting publity which they thought of value. The old Greek ideal almost left the football field. In many schools it did. In Kansas it didn't quite. The gladiators at good old K.U. weren't supra-bleed but be fed. They tried to form them once and were kicked out of our Big Six. Well, one thing led to another and Kansas became the rigid adherent to the Greek rules which they were trying to use in a Roman stadium. Consequently things became progressively worse, the gladiators of Kansas went to school at Nebraska, Kansas didn't have anything but its only a subtle getting around the rules that goes on at other schools. They have larger cities to support their schools and their athletes can get higher salaries for the "jobs." HOT DOG! The "Great American Sandwich" The Big Six directors, instead of at its best at the YE SNAPPY LUNCH SUNDAY, DECEMBER 6. 1936 Just north of Granada making modifications of their rules which were really made for intramural games, are blind and deaf to conditions. To call a football player unarmed he must be able by the rule of playing for the good of the game, for the sake of good old KU, with some thousands of spectators yelling for him to get Lloyd Cardwell's neck, is utter nonsense. If a football player plays football with that experience it is not equal to college intelligence. To capitalize on a man's brawn for gate receipts is exploitation pure and simple. There is no denial of that. + It is a small concession to the Roman concept of sports to feed and board football players. If we can not do that, then let us drop football at Kansan, let us fill the stadium with fans, and then wait for wild fowl, preferably ducks. That is why the Kansan wants a training table. Editorial Staff PUBLISHER JOHN R. 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