UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN VOLUME XXXIV Freshman Women Must Vote Again The Official Student Paper of the University of Kansas Because of mistakes in counting the last election, the freshman woman will elect officers for vice-president and secretary Thursday. On the second floor of the Administration building from 8 a.m., until 5 p.m. According to Ruth Learned, president of the W.S.G.A., the election count methods are as follows: Candidates for vice-president are Julia Elda, Maurine Gray, Catherine Elhike, Ann Reynolds and Margaret Charles. Candidates for race are Charles Smart, Velma Wilson, Desiina Peggs, Wesley Lynch and Ilex Agus. "In counting the votes, if no candidate for an office has enough votes, the name of the woman with the fewest is thrown out, and the votes are redistributed among the remaining candidates. This process is continued until one of the candidates has enough votes to win. "Thus, the winner will be the choice of the largest number, although not the first choice of all voters." on the SHIN by alan asher Suzanne Sawyer, Guest Conductor One of the Kansas "shots" who is a sticker for accuracy discovered that Asher was not covering the Varsity last Saturday. He hurried down and found that some sort of a drawing had been made. He got the names and hurried back just in time to catch the Sunday edition going to press. He got the names right, but, oh my, he said they didn't. The freshman didn't. They didn't. They won free bids to the Freshman Frolic. He had not the courage to face the Reporting J students yesterday. The Theta annex—ex P. A. D. house—had an unexpected guest this weekend when one Don Phillips, a visiting D.U. and P.A.D. who saw the impression it was still the same old place. This suspicion was confirmed when he heard feminine voices on the second floor. Investigator Tom Worthington, wrong, and report has it he returned to Colby disconcertate. The quaintly termed hot-spots of the village were decidedly crowded this weekend. As nice an assortment of blotts, singing Nebraskas, and what not as we have ever seen were there. Poor Dave Partridge claims he had a difficult time getting a seat. Once again the more important papers in this area are in error. Readers of these sheets were led to believe that all the R.O.T.C. uniforms bore Sante Fe railroad buttons, but such is not the case. Bob Richardson had the only one. "I didn't object when they made me look like a street-car conductor," that worthy declared yesterday, "but putting three conductor's buttons on was the last straw." + + + The Beech-Nut boys of Kansas and Nebraska got together Saturday and had quite a time. Distributing problems were discussed, and our own Friedland probably told of the difficulty he had in getting into the school. We were given gifts of giving something away in the Pi Phi domicile. Note to Chet: we expect some compensation for this . . . say a few packages . . . There's another embarrassed fellow on the Bill. He, under the stars, made much love to the gel with him. It ended with the state-terrorism. Of course the fact that the girl told him at this point that she was engaged to a fellow who's away may have had something to do with it. Really, though, we think young Asher should leave that fellow, David, alone. He's utterly charming. Student Christian Federation Meeting To decide on constitutional amendments, the Student Christian Federation will meet this afternoon in Myers hall at 4:30 o'clock. Men Are Taboo When Hill Maidens Go 'Puff-Pant' Now that Homecoming is over, the women students have another big event to look forward to this week—the Puff Pant Prom, to be held in the Memorial Union building this Friday. The dance will begin at 9 o'clock and will close at 12. Tickets may be obtained from the intramural managers of any sorority house on the Hill, or from the gymnasium. The price is 75 cents a couple, or 50 cents for stags. Prizes will be reserved, best dressed man, best dressed woman, best organized house which has the largest percentage present. Louie Kuhn's orchestra will finish the music in his usual仕, and several extra numbers will provided as special attractions. Sigma Delta Chi To Hold Convention The national convention of Sign Delta Cta, honorary journalist fraternity, will be held in Dall Nov. 12-15. The following member of the Kansas chapter will attend N.D. Dem. Php. J. K. Ikele Bill Gill c77. John Poster David Hamlin c37, Bill Down c'37. Discussion of the various problems confronting the publication news and the journalist preface of the convention be the purposе of the convention. The Southern Methodist University chapter will entertain the visiting delegates with a banquet on Sat ednesday, Nov. 14. Nebraska Professor Heads Engineer Society Prof William L. DeBaufre of the University of Nebraska was elected chairman of the Kansas Nebraska section of the Society for the Promotion of Engineering Education at a meeting here Saturday. Prof. J. A. King of Kansas was elected secretary of the State College of Kansas State College was made chairman of the program committee. Correspondent Will Discuss Spanish War "What does the Spanish civil war mean for you and me?" will be the subject of a lecture given by Le兰地 Stowe, former Paris cornet. A symphony by the Trübue, at 8:20 p.m., Nov. 23 at the University Auditorium. Mr. Stowe, who is probably one of the best informed authorities on this subject, have covered every major revolt in Spain since 1928, will present the recent internal turmoil in Spain and the greatest and most significant social upheavals since the Russian revolution. Not only has Mr. Stowe gained prominence for his work on the Spanish revolutions, but he won the Pulitzer Prize in 1930 for the best example of foreign correspondence and for showing that outspreading work on international relations an is dis considered an exert at interviewing celebrities. MID-SEMESTER REPORTS DUE Junions and seniors who are falling in their work or have very low grades will be notified by mail. They need not, therefore, inquire at the College office. LAWRENCE, KANSAS, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 10. 1936 Reports on all students in the College who are having scholastic difficulties are due in the College office today. The College Office stresses the importance of this adviving period and urges all students, no matter what they think their grades to be, to see their advisers. All freshmen and sophomores should consult their advisers The mid-semester period of advising for them begins on Wednesday, Nov. 18, and continues to the beginning of the Thanksgiving holidays. Sometimes during that period every freshman and sophomore in the College should contemplate his advisor about the condition of his scholastic progress; also, his dent's adviser, together with the office hours of that adviser, will be found posted on the College bulletin board opposite Room 121, Administration building. --because misplaced. Now the question is what got this thing started in the first place. We don't have a liquor problem, because we have coca-cola. we don't have football, and liquor is prohibited in Kansas. NUMBER 44 War Propaganda, Pro and Con, Dealt to Public in 'Bury the Dead' By Kenneth Postlethwaite, c'38 War propaganda, pro and con, was dealt to the theater-going public in liberal doses at the premier of "Bury the Dead" in Fraser Theater last night. Pacifists squirmed in their seats during the curtain raiser, one act play, "Four Days Leave," which depicted the plight of a British army officer on leave four days durings before the invasion to the glory of war and marriage. Militaris squirmed longer and more uncomfortably throughout the feature production of the evening, "Bury the Dead." This uncanny story concerned itself with six men who had been killed, refused to lie down and be held hostage. Allen, Crafton, of the speech department, Edward Barnett, c19; Dorothy Dorffell, c37; Jessica Crafton staff, and Ethel Hollecker, c37. Other members of the cast were: Robert Evans, 'eanc'; Robert Rohde, 'e37; Merle Welsh, 'c38; Arthur Sparkes, 'e46; Bill Read, 'c39; Bill Fey, 'e40; Ralph Bryant, 'eunc; Jamie Bridfield, 'same; Sam Kibble Stevens, 'c37; Matthew Stevens, 'c37; Agnes Skoulot, 'fa 40; Jane Coats, 'eanc'; Mary Beth Schreiber, 'eunc; Marjorie Crume, 'eunc; and Patricia Faun, 'f39. The curtain raises play "Four Days Leave," starred three fine actors: Betty Ruth Smith, sf 37; Jane Flood. San Francisco, Nov. 9.-(UP)-Edward S. McGrade, assistant secretary of labor, hammered hard at the strong divergent stands of the Pacific coast shipwives and their 35,000 striking workers tonight to bring the issue to a state of peace, conference which would lighten the tension in the maritime tieup. Government Tries To Settle Coast Strike The Josses ballet, appearing here at Tuesday night, is not entirely European in its membership. Three Americans are numbered among the troupe. They are Bethene Miller, Saliberg, and Edward Harrington. Ballet Expresses Dramatic Events in Mute Language of Dance McGrudy was hopeful of success, but his early efforts met no immediate action from either side in the tight controversy. The dispute developed chiefly over who shall conclude hiring of the thousands of employees. In 1932 at the International Congress of the Dance held in Paris the Jooss company took first prize in the annual "Conduct Table." Since then, it visits annually The ballet was founded by Kurt Joose, a young farmer interested in painting, and Fritz Cohen, a struggling young conductor. This modern ballet group tries to express in mute human life. Rhodes Award Nominees Picked By Committee PAGE SIX Anderson, Robertse Phillips, Maloney, and Ames Will Vie for Honorary Awards UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS Five University of Kansas men, four seniors and one a graduate of last year, have been nominated as candidates for Rhodes Scholarships for the ensuing two years. Prof. A. T. Walker, chairman of the University committee on Rhodes Scholars Comment A few days ago members of the Daksalista party were caught in a plot to assassinate government officials, the American High Commissioner, and an archbishop. Some time ago they attempted to set fire to Manila, and recently they bombed parts of the city with good intentions but no accuracy. The Philippine government is powerless to dissolve a political When Philippine sugar began to compete heavily with American sugar, the Governor-General packed his grip and the United States bequeathed its colony independence, a tariff, and a promising future for riots and insurrections. The Vicious Circle A plea was made after the Washburn game against drinking at our football games. Since that time the president of Princeton has asked the same thing, and the idea seems to have received as much publicity as a Communist in Terre Haute. To wit: Dr. Rav Lyman Wilbur, of Stanford: "I agree with President Dodds of Princeton. If fans insist on drinking . . . I would suggest . . . coca-cola." Dr. William Allen Neilson, of Smith: "We have no problem about drinking." (They don't have football, either.) Rear Admiral David Foote Sellers, of the Naval academy; "We don't have a liquor problem because midshipmen don't use liquor." Mrs. Meany's Orphan Novelizing the Bible A Bible which reads as easily as a novel has been produced through the use of modern typographical science by Dr. Sutherland Bates. He has discarded the conventional two-column makeup, selected type upon the basis of its legibility, and set each kind of material in the form best suited to it. Letters are set as letters, and verses are in verse form. Drama and conversations are set in distinctly different forms. Other material is paragraphed and the othersome verse numbers have been omitted. The punctuation and spelling are modernized. Novelizing the Bible The author has rearranged the books chronologically and with reference to the subjects. Only Chronicles, the minor epistles, repetitive passages and geneologies of little interest have been omitted from the standard Bible. Excerpts from the Apocrypha have been included to cover some of the periods in history which are unaccounted for between the Creation and the Exile. The King James version has been used with only four exceptions. Proverbs, Job, Ecclesiastes and the Song of Songs have been presented in the revised version. Brief comments introducing each book are the only explanatory notes in the body of the text. Dr. Bates, an authority in English, who is a graduate of and a former instructor in Columbia University, and who has held language professorships in other universities, has attempted to edit the Bible in a form designed to be read as "living literature." He has been severely criticized for attempting to "improve upon the Bible," but if this new version will lead more people to read the Scriptures, then he is to be commended_and praised rather than criticized. party whose charter admits no revolutionary designs, and these rebels admit nothing, in fact beyond dissatisfied incoherence. The United States has done an expert job in organizing the Sakaldistas. When she conquered the islands she immediately destroyed the semi-feudal system of land tenure, based on Church and individual monopoly, and made the native think Washington would make a nice benevolent mama. Then arrose a horde of adventurers with a little money and big ideas about rice, hemp, and sugar. Great plantations sprang up; the master minds made money; many Philippines made trouble; and the Philippine Scouts settled that. ippine Stouts settled here. The final score announced by the Bureau of Lands is that five per cent of the people own eighty-five per cent of the land in some provinces where Sakdalistas are active, if indeed the owners live there at all. Usury as high as three hundred per cent is common, it goes even higher. The American rule that protected these conditions left the unreasonable Sakdalistas as a parting gift to her step-child. You and I Are Lucky Plenty of sleep, light meals and frequent rest periods are recommended for car and truck drivers. A schedule of this kind will do much to keep drivers in physically fit condition with alert and active minds. Long distance driving and long hours at the wheel may be accomplishments, but they are not smart programs. Good drivers avoid overtaxing their energies. It's smart to be safe—yet, many take chances. How long will you and I be lucky? The most interesting thing about the Canadian baby derby is not that the half million dollar award was posted by a bachelor. Rather it is that of the six finalists, three are on relief and two have husbands holding public jobs.—Chanute Tribune. Official University Bulletin Notice due at Charlesworth's Office at 1 p.m., preceding regular publication day and 1.150 a.m. with a fee of $25. --welcome Henry Barker, Executive Secretarv Vol. 34 November 8,1936 No. 43 CAMERA CLUB: The K.U. Camera Club will meet Tuesday, Nov. 26, for a dinner dining room of the club at 7:45am Samuel Wilner, Secretary DRAMATIC CLUB. There will be an important meeting of the Dramatic Club Tuesday at 4:30 in the Little Theater of Green hall. Three-one act plays will be cast. Sam Kimble, President HOME ECONOMICS CLUB: There will be a regular meeting of the Home Economics Club on Tuesday, Nov. 7th. Home Management Smith, Eloise Smith, St. 21; home on "Home Life in Korea and Japan, and Josephine English, President K-U. PEACE-ACTION COMMITTEE. The K. U. Peace-Action Committee will meet Monday at 4:30 in the Pine Room, Memorial Union building. Every- one interested is welcome. Secretary NEWMAN CLUB. There will be a breakfast after communion at 10 a.m., meeting at 9 o'clock. June Gapps PHYSICAL EDUCATION CLASSES: Freshmen will change to the second half semester short Thursday, November 12; sophomores on Friday, Nov. 13. Department of Physical Education WESTMINSTER STUDENT FORUM: An 'exchange meeting will be held this evening with the Foyer side Forum at Congress Congregation 925 Fifth Street. The meeting will start at 7:15 rather than at the regular meeting time. ar meeting time Eleanor Mann, Publicity Chairman Department of Physical Education By. E. R. Elbel SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 1936 Medics Tell Gruesome Tales Of 'Stiffs' They Have Known in the Lab on his first day. Sleeping quietly in the humidor dissecting tables, every year forty "stiffs" of various and doubtful origins, but with singular and definite futures awaited as sculps of the first year media in the School of Photography, *Havel Kpil* on* our* Prize Story of Dissenting Room Stories of the dissecting room and of the dreams of new students contain horrors enough to frighten the editor of a dune pulp mystery thriller. De. H. B. Latumer, pro- tactor of anatomy in the Hill School contributes some of the best of the chilling stories which are supposedly true. Medicines Working toward a skill which may someday bring them wealth or fame, future doctors learn the structure of the human body, to muscles, nerves, organs, and muscles, caring away on these cadavers. A throaty and blood-curling hoo-hoo-hoo-haw-haw! a feidy odor floating in a dilated olfactory sense! A pale and clammy skin slowly rise from the depths of its coffin as the evil-smelling lulid swishes and drips out the thing! A lifeless laffing hand reach, clutching grout and with this a dream, the night life of a medica must first find his day in the dissection of a daucaver, begin. One of Dr. LATimer's prize stories was gleaned while he was serving in the medical school of the University of Minnesota. The story runs that a student in the University was employed in a lumber camp during vacation months. He was to be treated for the forest during the day, and coming in to the mess hall at evening, for a big spread prepared by a fat, red-faced cook. The Cook Because of the scarcity of beds at night, the young man would double up with the cook in a narrow hard bank. Even after a hard day of work the young man could not be entirely obliged to the loud snorting and the closeness of his smelly tongue in his great grease in the carcasses. When September came the student enrolled in the freshman medical course in the university and the day finally arrived when he began dissection of the cadavers in the school's anatomical laboratory. With the number of the students, he had impacted his humane desk by presenting table. It was coiffed - coffile-like box composed of mounel-metal, a nickel alloy, and one of the few metals which the body preserving phenol would not destroy. Slowly, he lifted the lid of the box and let it rest on a side His nostril were used, the pungent odour coming from the prehension liquid, just like thousands of nitrils before his had been. He ventured a glance into the box. Nothing weird about that, he thought, as he noted the murky liquid on a level close to the top of the box. But as he held it down the creak of box's side took over too conscious of the shroud-covered body which rose up to view as the preserving liquid drained into the bottom of the metal tank. After a pause he began to peel the sheet from the cold stiff limbs to which it clung清楚地 For the first time, the pale chest became, he was taken shock. He covered the legs again and resolved to be a man. Humming, in attempted nonhalleur, he reached for the cloth flung over the head. She slowly lifted the sheet as it clung to the clammy face the face and then met the bitterening student sank to the floor. Before his agonized gaze, ready for the scalpel and the eager cutting of dissimending students, lay the embalmed body of the lumber camp cook with whom he had bunked several weeks before. Dr. Latimer requests that no student visit the hotel until he is able to fill the entrance requirement. One must be an unclaimed corpse. ROCK - - - CHALKLETS Conducted by the Editor-in-Chief Recently the American Student Union conducted a straw vote on the campus in regards to the Presidential election. Criticism was made in this column of the A.S.U. for the hidden purposes they had in conducting the poll. We still feel that the criticism was justified. Some are not acquainted with the purposes of the A.S.U. It has five points in its program, they argue. A definitely non-political stand against war, fighting entrenched military training and such organizations as the R.O.T.C.; opposition to any racial, class or sex discrimination; a drive for academic equality and recognition of students opinions on social questions; democratic control of the NYA; and a stand against those forces which proclaim war. It is important that note that to be a member of the organization one must agree fundamentally, with only one of the above five points. But whether you agree or disagree with any of the other points you are still recognized as a member of an organization having certain principles. You can be opposed to one point only to find that you are pointed out as favoring it. It may be to go to a meeting never be heard in your school, which you have discussed. The organization may be formed in good faith yet there is a still question of belief in our mind. 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