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Laboratory Comment
Keep This Faith
Last spring the Campus was visited by a man who expressed a great deal of faith in the young men and women of the University. He expressed his belief that the youth of today would meet the issues of the present crucial period in state and national affairs.
Higher education is one of the first requirements needed in aiding the country. This year the enrollment at the University is expected to surpass the all time enrollment record. This larger enrollment indicates that the youth of Kansas are endeavoring to better themselves through a higher education so that they may be fitted to aid in solving the problems of social, state and national affairs.
The University Daily Kansan is proud to be the official news organ of an institution personifying the Kansas spirit and faith. A spirit and faith which has endured through floods, dust storms, drought, and depressions, Kansas youth must cling to this faith. Kansas University is this faith. It is the privilege and duty of students entering the University for the first time to carry on and uphold the faith and courage established by those who have gone before them. It is the Kansan's honor to welcome to the Hill these students who are entering an institution embodying so much and meaning so much to the people of the State of Kansas.
Only six men understand the latest mathematical theory of the universe—the fellows to balance the budget. -Topeka Daily Capital.
Americanism: Putting a 20-mile driver behind the wheel of a 90-mile car and then viewing with alarm when the inevitable happens.
Campus Opinion
—Topeka Daily Capital.
The University of Kansas is not an institution perfect in all respects. No student yet has not found something to condemn or suggest for the improvement of the University and its activities. In recognition of this fact the University Daily Kansan devotes a special column entitled "Campus Opinion" on the editorial page each day to the publicity of meritorious student opinion.
The Kansei solicits the opinion of every student on any subject he feels should be publicized, and will print his letters verbatim except when the following conditions pertain:
1. When libelous, indecent, or unnecessarily inflammatory material is included in the letter the Kansan will delete it.
2. When the letters exceed 200 words the Kansan will cut them down within that limit.
3. When there are ugrammatical statements in the letter the Kansan will correct them.
4. When the opinions are of no possible value or interest to anyone and are submitted for the purpose of self-publicizing or self-glorification, the editors will deposit them in the wastebasket.
Address letters of opinion to the editor freely and often. Your opinion can be of great value to the University.
Campus Opinion
Editor Daily Kansan:
Sir I am incurred! I stood in line Tuesday from 1:30 to 3:30 to register while我, Mr. Milquetoften I back and let at least a hundred people get into the line in front of me. 我 could have done the same as the rest of the 100 fearless ones. 但 I argued that if each did that the pearly gate would be rushed and St. Peter Dennison (the guy who asked you what your name beran with) would be profaned.
I could name off fifty I think, including some of the lovely football boys, who were taken in at the head of the line. And I stood and laughed. You see I am a senior and I have never been guilty of the insult. I am always proud to have half a half hour of my relatively worthless time, but it was the main of privilege and inequality that hurt.
W. P. K.
No, St. Peter (the man at the gate) was not as discriminating as his old friend at the pearly gates. Consequently I suggest that we make a one way stock run across the gate in order to ensure that the registration gate in order that equality in the registration line shall continue and Mike Getto will not usher his boys in in front of the rest and that they in turn will not usher their friends in afterward. Likewise so that all the girls can walk easily from earlly to hold a place in the line for the entire house.
OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN
CAMPUS SISTERS
There will be a picnic Saturday afternoon for all members of the Campus Sister organization, their Little Sisters, and these interested in becoming members. Meet at Hosting 1135, 1145, or 3274W for presentations. Please bring 29 cups.
BEULAH PINNEO, Chairman.
ENGLISH MAJORS:
English majors who will to enroll for Honors commit Miss Laird.  W S.JOHNSON, Chairman,
FACULTY AND STAFF MEMBERS:
The payroll is ready for signatures. All members of the faculty should call at the Business Office, 123 Ad Blfg, Box 1058, New York, NY 10004.
KARL KLOOZ, Bursar.
FACULTY INFORMATION CARDS:
In order to compile the faculty directory as soon as possible, all faculty members and employees who have not already done so are requested to send their information cards to the Chancellor's office by Saturday, Sept. 19. Additional cards may be secured at the Chancellor's office if needed.
RAYMOND NICHOLS, Executive Secretary.
Beulah Pinneo, President
JAY JANES: There will be an important meeting at 4:30 this afternoon in the Women's Lounge of Administration Building. All actives and pledges must be present.
WESTMISTER STUDENT FORUM: The Westmister Student Forum will meet Sunday evening, September 28 at 7:30. Chancellor Lindley will be the speaker of the evening.
Eleanor Mann, Publicity Chairman
The WS.G.A. Book Exchange will be open from 8-4
mon or friday to sunday.
EDITH BORDEN, Manager.
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Registration Highlights
Registration put a number of bright minds to work this year. They were at hein funnert when filling in the blanks concerning life work.
--ve various answers, such as:
"I don't know."
"Fatherhood" was on contribution. A freshman decided on "opera singer" for first choice and "pachiotes" at second. Another wrote "ball log" in that space.
"I wanted to put 'parachute jumper' for first choice but I wanted a shorter wedge. A fellow next to me said to use 'parachute'. Will that be all right?"
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A worried freelman came to one of the helpers standing near his table, and extending his card, said,
Other blacks which gave considerable trouble, according to one adviser, were the Y.M.C.A. and church forms. Apparently several of the students were afraid of persecution for non-religion because they gave chap names and telephonies on their faces.
An adventurer noted one girl seated a the mule, twiddling her pen and cunningly wearing her brace. She went to her bed and the girl lifted a fitted face, eyes
"I was here last year, what class does that make me now?"
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"This last thing, I haven't any idea Do I have to put something?"
Several of the students were observed when a sheep fell on the ground. A sheep sniffed it is the only way to describe what of them after this ordeal. Being asked how it felt, the rescuists reported.
"Rather ridiculous, since I've been here since 1927."
"It's the third year I have endured it."
"I wasn't surprised; it was just routine."
It is reported that one boy, six-foot-six, was so tall they couldn't get the apparatus up high enough to take his picture.
"I waited three hours to see the dean and all he said was 'No.'"
Conversations in the corridor while waiting in line—
"Where I live, the people across the
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"I'll meet you where we passed those two men standing. You know, in front of the Law building."
"THE GREAT ZIEGFELD"
WM. POWELL
MYRNA LOY
LUISE RAINER
Chancellor E. H. Lindley will speak at the Westminster Student Forum, in tuesday evening, at 7:30. June How will she be doing? The program will be included in the program.
2 Shows Daily
Mat. 3:00 Eve. 8:00
of them is always going."
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Question: What do you suppose has become of the Veterans of Future Wars, my goodness?
Mat. 35c Eve. 40c
The Roving Reporter
Conducted by
Steven David, Eqn. c37
FRIDAY - SATURDAY
Return Engagement
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TODAY • TOMORROW
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STUDENTS' PARADISE
A Few Choice Seats Reserved at 55c for Evening Show Only.
"SAN FRANCISCO"
CLARK GABLE
JEANETTE MADCALLON
PATEE
At Westminster Student Forum
Playing the Pick of the Hits
At this point we encountered two Alabama Chis' who, innocent freshman that they were, had never heard of the Vet's origin and that the only evidence which probably is all too true.
Pedil Wood, c. 37. "I don't know, but I'm reading Tolstoy; maybe he knows. This we rather doubled, but then . . .
Charlotte Duston, c'40: "They'll prob-
Karl Rappenthal, c. 1987: "They're probably wondering what to do with their benches—they got it, of course!" he inquired, smiling.
MARGARET SULLAVAN
HERBERT MARSHALL
Bill Russell, for 37. "They're probably in looking for a future war to be veterans of." (This sounded like a Stoop-cap of.)
Edith Gray, faced: "Ha. ha . . . Ha.
ha. ha, ha" (The silent type, but what
goal?)
Chancellor Will Speak
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GOOD FAIRY
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That Drama of the Great Outdoors
"STORMY"
ENDS TONITE
Bette Davis
Warren William
4 Big Short Subjects
"Satan Met a Lady"
"COLLEEN"
in Ferenc Molnar's Masterpiece
THUR! THIRD SATDAY RICHARD DIXI "SPECIAL INVESTIGATOR"
LAUREL and HARDY "BOHEMIAN GIRL"
and then they'll disappear.
Jean Wellman, c#0: "There aren't any,
yet, so I can see." (She got here too late to see)
him.
Robert Pyle, c37: "I didn't know
University Daily Kansan
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Official Student Paper of
THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS
LAWRENCE, KANSAS
Editorial Staff
EDITOR-IN-CHIEF WILLIAM GILT
ASSOCIATE EDITORA
DALE O'BRIEN
FEATURE EDITOR
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FEATURE EDITOR
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"I CONQUER THE SEA"
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thought, was beside the point, but at least original.)
Charles Dalympyle, e'40: "They got lost down a manhole," he maintained with no sign of doubt in his eyes.
Clinton Oyer, 127: "I had a bicuspid pulled this morning."
Innumerable; "Why, I haven't the slightest idea."
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Shows 3-7-9. Sun. Cont. 1-11 p.m.
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Editorial Comment
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 15, 1930
street have a radio and a baby and one ably be around till the war shows up they'd become anything." (This, we