FRIDAY, MAY 1. 1930 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS PAGE THREE Hill Society BEFORE 1 P.M. CALL K.U. 25; BETWEEN 7,10 AND 9 P.M. CALL 2701K3 or 2702K3. Held by K. U. Dames The K. U. Dames held their Silver Anniversary Banquet, Wednesday evening, at the Colonial Tea Room, eclesiastical founding of the club 32 years ago. The table decorations were in silver and white, with white tanners. The following program was given Silver, Arrow, a toast, Mrs. Charles Benjamin Silver Memories, Mrs. U. M. Benjamin Silver Chairs, Mr. Lawrence Wood The "Silver Dame" was presented and was permitted in the following two battles: Barnett Intelligent, Mrs. Fred Baty; Lloyd Hood, Mrs. Vivienne; Mrs. Jack Cundin, Entertaining, Mrs. Herriot Erickson, and Beliane, Ms. Byrne. Silver Notes and other songs were sung by the Dances, with Mrs. Eriksen as accompanist. Sigma Phi Epsilon To Have Spring Party Sigma Phi Epsilon will entertain with their spring formal this evening, from 9 to 12 o'clock, at the chapter house. Chapser will be Mrs. Malia Baldwin. Chapser will also be Ms. Daniel Baldwin H. Butler, and Mrs. Ed Charles, Dickiel H. Butler, and Mrs. Ed Charles, will play. A reception was held at the Colonial Tea Room Wednesday night to honor Charles Willem, gr. who presented his senior recital in organ, Mrs. Alice Moncrieff poured. Out-of-town guests were Mr. and Mrs. Pauline, Miss Jean Paulelle, Mina Marial Paulette, and Miss Toski Tolkitt, all of Kauffman City, Mo. The following members of the faculty were doctoral guests at the Alpha Chi Delta Society, Robert Holbert M. South, Rev. and Mrs. Eden F. Price, Mr. and Mrs. Karl Marten. Mrs. Olza Hosely, Ms. Margaret Annette L. Wright, Mr. Waters, and Miss Ruth Orcutt. ☆ ☆ ☆ Dinner guests at the Alpha Tau Omega house last night were: Dorothy Kennedy, c28; Bertha White, c18; Lucie McVay, c35;Helen Mayer Jurory, Roper; Herbion, c38; Rose Mevy, c39; Olive Harve, c38; and Fern Forman, c39. --the boys living at his house that he could stop dailing Eitel Senee for a certain period. Senee heard of the hat, turned on the womanly wives and made him forfeit. Albison didn't be who he was any too unhappy about it. Delta Upson fraternity entertained the following at dinner yesterday evening: Viket McKone, c29; Mary Martin, c57; Helen Merton, clrmy; Mary Langer, D. Dishart Zucker, Bill Cichocko, F38; and Harry C. Largo, c57. An hour dance was held at the Kappa Sigma house last night. Guests were Charley Hay, c'20; Jume Kirkham, c'28; Jean James, c'curel; Mary Jane Schocken, fa'29; Marlee Stewart, fa'20; and Mox Temple, c'uncel. The following were luncheon guests at the Gamma Phi Beta house yesterday noon; George Haggard, fa'38; William Rothrock, c'38; Kenneth Dueker, c'36 and Edward Lane, c'uncl. The following were dinner guests at the Kappa Kappa Gamma house has evening Robert Wallace, gr; Ray Ehling, e; uncle; and William Jones, e; ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ PHONE K.U.66 Dinner guests at Corbin hall last night were Miss Margaret Lynn and Miss Alberta Corbin, both members of the faculty. ☆ ☆ ☆ Hovey Hanna, c36, and Lawrence McVey, c38, were luncheon guests Wednesday noon at the Gomma Pti Beta house. Quentin Brown, 738, and Raymond Watson, c30, were dinner guests high at the Beta Theta Pl house. George Stewart, '35, was a dinner guest Thursday night at the Delta Chi house. On the Shin Virginia Siddinger, of Hutchinson was a dinner guest at the Alpha Ch Omega house, Wednesday evening. We wonder what the big attraction is out at Midland north of town. Several of the better-knowed ladies at the dance hall have taken their homes on Saturday night. We hope that the boys don't trick the girls out there by giving them fictitious names as they have done to do all of the dances hills downward. According to a number of men about the Hill, the place to spend an afternoon is at the intramural field watching the "sweeter" sex play ball. Allen Downey, Phi Giu, says that it is a good way to keep from sleeping. Read the Kansan Want Ads ☆ ☆ ☆ (Continued from page one) Watkins hall will hold open house to night from 7 to 8. Size 39 Shoes Too Small Findley, Ohio — (UP) — of a pair of size 32 shoes, costing $88, were made here for Robert Wadlow, the 18-year-old pinstar of Illum. III, the shoes. preferably the largest ever made, were returned, however, Wadlow said, they “pinched” his feet. Town 'Most Peaceful' CLASSIFIED ADS Almyra, Ark. — (UP) - Almyra claim to be one of the most "peaceful" town in the United States. Sheriff Lloyd Lloy-Flarque, of Arkansas County, says he hasn't made an arrest in the town—population of 287—in 12 years. PHONE K.U.66 BEAUTY SHOPS BEAUTY SHOPS TAILOR IN YOUR PURSUIT OF BEAUTY TAXI LOST AND FOUND Give your skin the advantage of medically-pure cosmetics One Stop Clothes Service Station SCHULZ THE TAILOR 414 Way Phone 12 - 987 HUNSINGER'S — 920-22 Mass. LOST—Slide rule in brown leather case. Reward. Phone 2583. Edwin Phelps. Try JANICE LEE preparations Phone 12 - 987 Sold at Rankin's - Coe's - Round Corner - Band Box GIRLS - - - Phone 533 IVA'S BEAUTY SHOP 941 $ _{2} $ Mass, St. Experienced Operators Individual Fast Dryera --featured by MISCELLANEOUS Student Loans Finger Waves, Dried ... 25e Shampoo and Wave, Dried ... 35e ABE WOLFSON (43 Mass. --featured by Five-weeks or more is one inexperienced, 25c three inexperienced, 30c four inexperienced, and not more than 12 weeks, 45 or more month. Parable in advance and influence may take longer. Few Persons Are Guilty of Drooping: But You May Be a Flicker or a Tapper Only one woman in 78 drope! As espionage committee to the Union Fountain recently discovered this fact, and returned with its report. Drooping, says the committee, is a habit in which one out of every 13 men indulge. It is the art of allowing a digester to ferment waste in such an position as to since the chin. Many another interesting smoking habit was observed by the committee, and since more people smoke than write, it was decided to catalogue the traits under proper bonds and refer them to the department of psychology for help with further classification. Follow the results of a week's work by the committee: FLICKER: A person who really enjoys a cigarette and who occasionally Ten Women Awarded Sweaters To Meet Men's Squid in Special Match; Picnic Is Stake Barbara Kirchhoff Is Captain of Rifle Team The election of next year's officers is the University of Kansas women's rifle team was held in Robinson gymnasium last night. The following officers were elected: Barbara Kirchhoff, captain; Helen Hoffman, treasurer; Helen Ward, manager; Rachel Shettar, historian and secretary. A formal announcement of those to receive sweaters and those who will add stripes to sweaters required last year was made yesterday. The following already pores sweaters: Mary Louise Belitz, Orta Towanda Gabbell, Marta Dodge, and Margaret Hays. Those get fitted for the first time are: Margaret Card, Carol Toth, Melinda Hodman, Murgret Kirkhof, Helen Midman, and Virginia Rose Star. These women will meet in a match with the men's rifle team next Tuesday. The ten highest scorers from each team will be chosen to compete in this match, the sticks being a picnic. The lower of the two scorers will be the winning team the following Sunday. College Honors Woman Armes, Ia.—(U-P)—A room, dedicated as a memorial to the late Helen Bishop former head of the home management department of Iowa State College, has been opened in Ellen H. Richards home residence house on the Iowa State campus. Joplin Me.—(UP)—The board of education and the state department of education have sponsored a six weeks course here in how to be a housemaid. School To Train Housemaids KFKU May 1—Friday 2:45 p.m. — Music Appreciation Hour Professor Charles Stanford Stilton 9:45 p.m.-The Inquisitive Professor, E. R. Elbel. 10. 00 p.m.-Organ Recital. Joseph Burns, graduate from studio of Professor Laurel E. Anderson. 9:45 p.m.-Piano Recital, Mary Jane Bruce, studio of Professor Carl A. Prayer. 2:45 p.m.—Highlights from the Second Annual Band Festival, Professor Russell L. Wiley and solists I looks contemplatively at the ash thereon and decisively flies it off with the second, third, or fourth finger. Most flickers are men of steady and reliable character. Most flickers are men of steady and reliable character. TAPPER: A person who takes only one or two drags from a cigarette and taps it vigorously with his forefinger all the rest of the time. Tappers are nervous. Only two men tappers were observed PREFEREN: A very fastidious flicker. One who takes great care in preparing the cigarette for the smoke and who carefully and gently slices or preces the end of his cigarette with his little finger, of preseniers; they are not to be trusted. DROOLER: A person who inhales to the depths of his lungs, spits out the shreds of tobacco which accumulate on his tongue, and then allows the smoke to drool out of his mouth and noose very slowly. About an even number of men die from the accident. A drooler is the highest type of occupant. Most college professors drool. MUMMER: A person who covers up his mouth and chin with his smoking hand while dragging. Mummers have a few types of clothes country boys or women are mummers. THUMBER. A person who rests the thumb of his smoking hand on his forehead, check, or nose between drags. All thumbs are physically lazy. **BRUSER:** A person who uses the table for an ash stand, thereby the furniture. Most brushes blow smoke when they are in use and unravelable. Do not marry a bruiser. NONDESCRIPTOR: A person who falls at either extremity of the probability curve. All those who put their cigarette butts in ash trays and close the cover on the match pack before striking are non-descriptors. Little Rock, Ark.—(UP) A nationwide search is being conducted for the late Andrew Wilson, who there is one. The centenarian will be a special guest at a dinner to be given President Rosevelt, who will be here from the state's 100th anniversary celebrations. Arkansas Seeks Centenarian Campus Calendar Fridav. May 1 School of Business meeting, Ad. aud., 10:30 a.m. CORSAGES Our covetage arrangements and party decorations are always correct and distinctive. Call us for onices. School of Business dinner, Eldridge hotel, 6 p.m. Pi Beta Phi dance, Memorial Union 9-12 p.m. Sigma Phi Epsilon party, 9-12 p.m. We recommend: The Ideal Gift for Mother's Day Chase - Silva Crockett. $2.50 Dickerson - Derek Snyder. $2.50 Storm - Bernard Stone. $1.99 Gibran - The Prothese. $2.50 A Novel of Disaster. $1.00 Let us help you make your selection today. N N N N N THE BOOK NOOK PHONE 72 ALLISON Let us prepare and send to her a beautiful Potted Plant, Bouquet or Corsage of spring flowers. Tel. 666 K. U. MOTHER'S DAY Is Sunday, May 3 BOOKS Phone 72 RUMSEY Flower Shop PHONE 72 927 Mass. N N N N N N N N N Takes Jayhawks to Lincoln "BILL Hargiss, head track coach, who takes the Kansas cinder specialists north today, where they will meet the champion Champuhek team. Men's Intramurals Bachall results Thursday, April 29. Corbain hill beat Kappa Gamma, 29-27. Batteries: Erskine and DeTarton and Boston, Umpire Linsley. Friday, May 1. Horse-shoe schedule: Alpha Delta Pi vs. Corbin hall. Watkins hall best Gamma Phi Beta 10-11. Batteries, Willecus and Pulley, Hannon and Barber, Umpire, Dellor. Those women who are playing in the third round of tennis doubles must play their matches off before Saturday, May New Eriksen Hall At 936-28 Mass. BIG DANCE SATURDAY NITE Dates—49c—Stags Ladies Free 9 ILL 12 Leland Teardown's Band With public address system AS SEEN IN ESQUIRE $1.19 Values SKIPPER SPORTWEAR TAILORED BY WILSON BROTHERS $1.00 and $1.50 University men have agreed — here is the correct sportwear for Spring. Shown here in the new jil collar that "strokes the show" on his past season. "In all weaves and colors. $1.00 Figured broodcloths, fancy woven madras, all in all a marvelous selection of shirts. Men's DRESS SHIRTS ANNIVERSARY SALE SPRING SUITS Hundreds of Men's and Young Men's No-taro Shorts Men These Are Real Buys "THRIFTY" "GLENSHIRE and CURLEE" $24.50 "STYLECRAFT" $15.95 25c USE OUR LAY-AWAY PLAN $19.50 No-lace Shorts Fine quality broadcloth, extra wide well made and large room cut. A bargain price. 25% DISCOUNT We just have to have the best values. Men expect Gibbs to have them and we do. The very newest of patterns, fine fabrics and careful tailoring are demanded by us in every suit we buy. That's why more men every day are flocking to Gibbs for their new spring suits. Men's SHIRTS - SHORTS Extra Special SPRING SUITS Take a look at this group. You may find exactly what you want at a big saving, or in light and dark patterns. Smart OXFORDS $2.98 $3.95 Oxfords that assure you very fine workmanship in black, brown or white, here in all sizes.