PAGE TWO UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE. KANSAS SUNDAY, APRIL 5. 1936 ≈ Comment Holiday Advice Most of us are saving up some pet job for the Easter vacation—we have made ourselves a solemn promise that this vacation we will accomplish things. We all have library readings to complete, reports to write, or just plenty of back work to catch up on. Soon the vacation will be upon us, but will we delve into this much thought of work? Although this work has been hanging over our heads for the past several weeks, we should not allow it to spoil our vacation. The best things to do is to start on that work today. Make use of some of those hours usually spent in loafing. This back work is not as difficult as it appears to be. We spend much more time in worrying about the work than it would take us of we just started it. Do most of your work before vacation so that you may forget about school and come back fully refreshed. If we fail to start now, we will have a much more difficult time when we return to school. A too-well filled social program and warm weather (which we hope to have soon) are not conducive to making up past assignments. Not long after our return from the vacation finals will come, to take up all our time. So in order to fully enjoy and make the use of Easter vacation that is intended: A 108-year-old Arizona man claims to be the best "cusser" in the state, but he does not say whether or not it is to that that he attributes his long life—Kansas City, Kansan. A Suggestion Let's do that job now. Perhaps one of the most serious faults with Joe College, today, is that he doesn't know how to study. He is intelligent and generally interested in the world about him, but he has never learned how to sit down and get an assignment in the most efficient way. The result is shown in low grades, lack of interest, and deficient knowledge stowed away for ready use, when, and if, he graduates. Most college students admit that their four years of high school was merely a lark in comparison with the problems they meet in college classrooms. The average high school student generally breezes through to graduation. He emerges from his home town school with an over-rated opinion of himself and his knowledge and is thoroughly convinced that he is ready to meet anything in life. He selects the college which he wishes to attend and sets off, afire with the zeal to burn up the campus in his studies and activities. He attends classes and receives assignments which are the first inklings of what is ahead. Unacustomed to concentration while studying and bewerded by the amount that is expected of him, he soon loses interest. The result is his grades are lower than his intelligence warrants. Perhaps by his junior year, he has learned how to study. . Two years of college are practically wasted in this period of conditioning. These two years could be saved in a great many cases if the freshmen were required to take a course on How To Study. This course would present the most efficient and quickest way to study as are outlined by modern psychologists and educators. Not all students study alike, it is true, but such a course would point the correct general way. Each individual could adapt it to his own personal method. The value of a method of study course is apparent. It should be seriously considered by faculty and administration when changes are being made in curricula. More tangible results would be realized and more real good accomplished by this one course than a dozen other less practical courses which are required of college freshmen. The Minnesota Daily refers to its Happy Thoughts department the following sign seen while strolling "Let Us Resod Your Grave." Judging from the catches on his present cruise, the Republicans haven't stolen all of President Roosevelt's bait. For two long years William Randolph Hearst's string of 28 newspapers has been blasting patiently at the New Deal. That now definite movement to a head, it looks like the administration hops, but not in his name. At a White House press conference, a correspondent asked President Roosevelt to comment on newspaper reports that the administration had clamped a censorship on its officers. The President immediately snapped back his answer, "Prep posterion! You must have read that in a Hearst paper." This remark and others like it sound like the first shots in a verbal war. Bad Boys Last week Representative John J. McSwan let go a whole barrage and was glad offered ammunition from the Senate Lobby Investigation Committee. After reading editorials calling him a communist (he belongs to more patriotic organizations than any other man in Washington) his anger flared up and caused him to roast Hearst, in a riproaring speech and offer Congress its biggest emotional orgy in months. With these verbal epithotes flying around it might be well to offer some small word of advice to both Mr. Hearst and the administration. They have become rather foolish in the eyes of the public by just such policies of rowdyism as this one. They would both benefit by toning down a bit their general contempt for one another and would thereby afford the Hearst reading public some straight news—for a while. Campus Opinion Articles in this column do not necessarily reflect the opinion of the University Dept. Kuman. Articles over 200 words in length are subject to cutting by the editor. Contributions on any subject are invited. Editor Daily Kansan: This letter is written to satisfy the post-up ie which has been published in female circle, since the publication date. This letter to the Kanan, written by a member of the journalism department, blanchedly told that girls were being sexually abused. It is of course, a traditional custom of the male to pat himself on the back and打all the bouquets of merit, intelligence, honor and achievement at Man, Man. It is also the man, man of everything that is clever, trustworthy, brilliant. Occasionally, in his more magnanimous moods, with the aid of a few beers and a starry night, he will admit that women have a few good qualities and accomplishments, but the number is pitifully small. As far as ceribling is concerned, there are just as many men, if not more, who concoct intricate little notes in the process. In the line of achievement, most women are sporting enough to admit that here man has far outlive his female companion. Women are becoming weary, however, of the worm-out query, which is constantly flung between them are your female Shakespeare, Honors, Michel Angela, and Men's insatiable fondness for this never seems to abate. The controversy undoubtedly will never be answered to the respective merits of men and women, but it never does any harm for women to check men's ego at various times. R.T. Editor Daily Kansan: After attending the recent Intramural Carrimal, I believe that Earl Dearborn, his staff, the intramural office, and the various organizations who participated should be congratulated on the successful program that resulted. The entire evening's entertainment was well scheduled and was carried through with very little confusion. Procurement had a chance to participate, and it was a grand opportunity, since I back its own undertaking and review it to the team. The University of Kansas needs these all-University recreational periods. They play a vital part in promotions for students. OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Notices due at Charleston Office at 2 p.m., preceding regular publication day and 11:10 a.m. Saturday for Sunday releases. APRIL 5.1936 ALL UNIVERSITY CONVOCATION. An all-University convocation will be held Monday morning, April 6, at 10 o'clock in the University auditorium. Dr. Paul Willden will be the speaker. E. H. Lindley, Chancellor. ADVANCED STANDING COMMISSION: Advanced Standing Commission of Y.W.C.A. will meet Tuesday at Henley house at 4.30. All upper-clas women are invited. Betty Hannon, Chairman, CREATIVE LEISURE GROUP, Mrs. Harold Case of Topka will speak Monday evening at 7:30 to a joint cabinet meeting of the Y.M.C.A. and Y.W.C.A. at Henley house. All others interested are invited. Nancy Calhoun, President, Y.W.C.A. DER DERUTSCHE VEREIN: Der Deutsche Verein versammelt sich Montag den 6 April um half fußt im Zimmer 313 Fraser. Bernadine Berkeley, Schreiben. DRAMATICS CLUB: The K.U. Dramatics Club will have a meeting Tuesday, April 7 at 4:30 p.m. in Green hall. Marjorie Hornbaker, President. K. U. PEACE ACTION MEETING: Toh K.U. Peace Action Committee will meet at 4:30 morning afternoon in Room 10, Memorial Union building. Everyone is welcome. Alfred C. Ames, Executive Secretary. FRESHMAN COMMISSION: Freshman Commission of YW.CA. will meet at 4:30 on Monday at Henley house; Miss Meguiar will speak on "Clothes to Fit the Personality." J Russell, Chairman. MATHEMATICS CLUB: There will be a meeting at 4:30 Monday, April 6, in Room 213 building building Mr. James Lawson will speak on "Light Polarization." The annual picture will probably be taken at 12:30 Tuesday, April 7. See Tuesday's Kansas for complete announcement. James K. Hitt, President. PSI CHI: A meeting will be held at a 4 o'clock Monday, April 6, in Room 21. Administration building Jim Bounds, Secretary. FRESHMAN COUNCIL. There will be a meeting of the Freshman Council, Monday evening in Room 10 of the Library. SIGMA ETA CHI: The regular super meeting will be held at the home of Mrs. Klooz, 119 West Campus Park, Thursday, April 7, at 5:18 p.m. Program in charge of the event will be announced Monday evening. Evangeline G., Clark, President Water Tasting Is High Art in Paris; Professionals There Sip Day and Night Paris employs a considerable stuff of water-tasters, and they work on a 24-hour basis. Night and day their job is to taste the water to make sure that the chloride used to purify it hasn't left any sign of its passage. Paris—(UP)—There are many un- the Troedercole aquarium when they are usual workers on the payroll of Paris. young and frisky, and feeds them so Take, for instance, the profession of generously that they quickly become water-taster. When they reach that step, they They do their testing, not at the main Montsouris reservoir, but at the Porte d'Areneu, where all the Paris aqueducts come together before being pumped into the river. Each separate stream is tasted every hour, and if the taster detects any suspicious taste or odor, he telephones the chemical bureau, and on its order that particular aqueduct is cut. The chemists analyze a sample of the water. In the case of water-tasters, that neurone is nearly infiltrate. They don't get the job until extensive tests, in some of which the chemists have prepared traps for the chesters, have demassed them and palate for water is of the most delicate. They also analyze samples even when there is no foreign taste, for each time the water-taster performs his duty, he takes a sample and sends it to the lab-workers, which thus keep a check on the sense of the human sense of taste. Among the queer fish employed by the city, also to detect the presence of chloride in the water, are what the term "tentions"—the wives trust. The eify water passes through their aquarium, and as trout are particularly sensitive to chloride, they serve, often at the bottom of lakes, as a check on the water-taste. But if they risk death in the municipal service, they are compensated for the risk by good fare and easy living. The water department gets them from Medics Mutter As Rivals Clash Over Cadaver Queen Dissension over a beauty queen has arisen, of all places, in the medical school, that supposed home of technical indifference to all manifestations of feminine pulchricity. At present a sense situation exists whenever the future medicos gather, with the ranks of opposing allegiance flashing fiery glances at each other and nursing ranking spirits. The Touch of Your Lips NEW RECORDS For the fairest of all the cadavers, with whose invaluable assistance these same students learn their anatomy first hand, must be chosen beyond all odds. The first week again prevail in the medical learning. Narrowed down to Carrie Cadavar, originally set up as queen by backsingles Tandu and Grey, Greta, the latest eminent supported by Mr. McGee, the evaluation has reached a definite imbalance. The Touch of Your Lips Yours Truly Is Truly Youss ... 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These cats carefully selected as rat nimroids, are farmed out to official buildings infested with rats. Announcer's Blues Flight of a Hay-Bag Frankie Trumbauer Take Home-- A K. U. Jayhawk Souvenir K. U. Songs Paper Weight Compact Powder Box Tie Chain Bracket Pennant Book End Pillow Playing Cards Calendar Stationery Easter Gifts and Cards We wrap your gifts attractively without charge Show 'me you're a K. U. student by displaying a K. U. or Jayhawk sticker on your luggage. it seems to have been entirely over looked. As Carrie and Greta fall gradual prey to the required dissection that will no doubt wrench the hearts of their proud owners, let each organ as it is examined be judged as to its form, structure, and quality of texture. This procedure should determine beyond all doubt, whether they have concerned, the superiority of one of the candidates. Conceptively this might start a trend toward desecration of superficial standards in beauty judging as well as scatting your difficulties, boys Offer New Literature Course The Burkea of Correspondence of the University has announced the opening of a new course in American Literature at number 172, is open to juniors and senior students, and offers credit. It covers the period from 1865 to the present time. Credit received in this course is equal to that obtained in research study and is available for student now. In Charge of Educational Work Wilcox Appointed Instructor Ralph Rodge, 20, according to news received by the office of the Alumni Association, is in charge of educational facilities. Frigidaire company at Dayton, Ohio. Dr. Warren Wilcox, 32, has been appointed an instructor in the department of education at the College of Emporion His work will begin next September. LET'S GO WALKING TO THE ROYAL - Brown - Black - Blug $6.85 ROYAL COLLEGE SHOP 837-39 Mass. 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