WEDNESDAY, APRIL 1. 1936
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN. LAWRENCE. KANSAS
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BEER BUST TO CELEBRATE PACT BETWEEN PAST AND FUTURE VETS
American Legion Will Assist in Festivities; Object Is To Make World Safe for Hypocrisy; Feminine Guests Invited; Will Hold Grenade Throwing Contest
In a gesture to create a spirit of goodwill, the American Legion and the Veterans of Foreign Wars are planning to entertain the Deathwatch post of the Veterans of Future Wars with a beer host in the Kansas Stadium, Friday morning at $30. Provisions are being made to handle several thousand Veterans of various and sundry battles, both past and future.
Representatives of the host organizations are urging all of the future "Vets" to bring along their feminine companions of the Home Fire division to make the event one of the outstanding social gatherings of
the year on the campus. Sparsapilla will be served for the benefit of those who prefer a milder beverage than beer.
Led by a combined drum and bugle corps from 15 Kansas American Legion posts, the merry-makers will be transported from the meeting place, the fire basket on North College Hill near Cornell hall, by a convoy of army trucks and tanks from Po. Leavenworth and Riley. The parade will follow the same route as covered by the illustrious Fresh Induction torch-blower, George "Speed"尔顿, HI, and it expires to equal or better 40 minutes of four 40s, 60min, 90 min, established at the Indiana institution last fall.
Following yesterday's announcement of the addition to hand Grenade throwing and bayonet sticking to the Olympic Games at Berlin this summer, a contender will be held before the contestants have imbibed more than five cans of the ember Rubel. Dummies for the bayonet will be held immediately at the Employment Bureau in the Alumun office. Besides being imply repaid for their services, they will receive gold embosed with the Veterans of Wars to Come.
As soon as the immense crowd is in tune with the spirit of the festivities, the commander of some American Lepon post will throw the switch giving way to a number of officers stationed at the Lawrence airport to rear into the sky and drop favors consisting of sub-machine guns and automatic rifles on the vast camp assembled in the town. The commander is encouraged to amuse themselves with the favors for the rest of the morning.
Despite the ill will that has existed between the veteran groups in other localities, the local Legion and Foreign Legion have worked with the new generation of camoflon-d through the conciliatory efforts of the student Reserve Officers Training Corp. much future co-operation is imminent, and further nitric premedearces
Severe Dust Blizzard Headed This Direction
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blizzard is headed toward Lawrence Reports indicate that the storm will strike about 0'clock this morning.
Henry O. Holtzclaw, loyal Hopewon supporter and erstwhile author, and professor of economics, today reports the acceptance of the position of publicity director of the Ovateine company. Mr. Holtzclaw's work will be directed by a direction and writing of continuity for the radio advertising program.
At 11:55 last night visibility in Goodland was reduced to a minimum of three inches, and a similar condition south of Goodland has been complete covered, and a fleet of airplanes was sent early this morning from Chicago in an effort to locate the smothered area. Dust plumes were sent from Connec- tion late last night, but were forced to turn before the broken area was mapped.
Holtzclaw To Direct Publicity for Ovaltine
At the time the Kansas went to press late last night, the dust was rolling slowly toward Lawrence from the northwest.
Hiram Johnson, a farmer living five miles south of Goodland, is in a hospital there in a critical condition. He told of his little efforts to rescue his family of six, all of whom suffered from the house to the storm cellar.
"I always admired Little Orphan Amine," Henk said when interviewed. "It will be a real privilege to aid in the presentation of such a beneficial program. I was run down and I took my ill temper on journalism students in my classes in the form of long assignments and low grades, but since I'm a graduate student, I a trial of Ovuline would help me. I've been a different man. Now I have overcautious hallizus and flat feet as well as ill temper and I have this fine job. I owe
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Liquor Raid Ensnares Several Organized Houses
K. U. Prohibition Society under the leadership of R. S. Hewey, assistant professor of economics, and Prof. ARI M. Lee, of the sociology and journalism departments, instigated a series of three large houses on the campus last night.
It all to Ovaltine." (The Kansan suspects this quotation is a part of the new publicity.)
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Sigma Chi fraternity was the first victim. Other houses raided were Phi Gamma Delta, Sigma Alpha Epilon, Delta Upalson, and Kappa Alpha Theta. About midnight several policemen drove by the Sigma Chi house follower in the driveway of the Prohibition Society at the Beta Theta Pi house. He complained that the noise from the Sigma Chi house was disturbing his studying.
Fearing a raid, members of the fraternity had hidden all the liquor in the newly constructed pockets of their cellar and had been caught in an inquiry about the noise, the boys replied that they had had their rides running loud but had turned them down, and that Dumino Tubbs had been feeding the freshmen by imitating an ape.
Members of the fraternity were confident that their liquor was well hidden. The police, however, uncovered briefly after a short search of the house.
Phi Gamma Delta, Sigma Alpha Epifanion, and Delta Upsilon were not prepared for the raid so their supply was easily found. Kappa Alpha Theta was the only security raided and a large supply was found in various rooms. He gave it up as a good night after placing a $300 fee on each home raided.
Mad Dog Invades Library. Students Seek Higher Ground
There was great excitement in the library yesterday afternoon when a reading room. He was frothing at the mad dog appeared suddenly in the room. Someone cried, "Mad dog!" A wild scramble followed. Many of the students jumped up on the tables, and one secured a precarious perch on the cabin. Two of the braver boys ran to grab the animal. Finally one managed to get him on the head with a "Sarter Resuscit" and the battle was over.
The director of the library said he would take steps to prevent any re-enforcement of the incident. He intends to enforce the ordinance that all dogs must wear muzzles.
Aber Allen Plants New Pushchair
Dur Fierhuber Forrest C. Allen is planning another putch on the University body, according to reports from inside. The red-swetted troops are expected to invade the student zone of the stadium during the Kansas Relays. This is in direct affront to the Locarno and Napa students' Student Council is planning to send a letter of protest to the League of Nations.
Kansas Chapter of House of David
Don't forget to wear your dust masks outside this morning. Protect your health.
WARNING. FRIENDS
The anti-Gillette League has become affiliated with college division of the House of David. The new Kansas chapter will be installed by Prof. Jena P. Kern, associate professor of photography by the Straight Edre Club. Qualifications for membership in the organization include at least a quarter-inch diameter knife and Beta's are automatically disqualified
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VanSwagger Speaks To Future War Profiteers
In the Union Building
Mr. VanSwager stressed the importance of the United States becoming a belligerent nation as soon as possible "Althought," said Mr. VanSwager, a former Marine able to sell to both belligerents while the United States was 'neutral' in the last war, it must be remembered that it was the day after the President's war message that Bethlehem Steel declared an increase of the dividend rate."
The Kansas chapter of Future War Profteers, auxiliary of the Veterans of Future Wars, was addressed last night at a smoker by Panahych VanSwagger of the VanSwagger Wall Street firm. School of Business students organized the Kansas chapter soon after the establishment of the Veterans post in Oklahoma. They are not eligible for the bonus being applied for by the Veterans.
After commenting on the revived spirit of enthusiasm among international financiers following the appearance of the recent European war clouds, Mr. VanSwager concluded with the stirring peroration, "Remem-
"Viability in the arriving dust storm will not be five miles, as was the case yesterday," Dust Storms president of the Veterans of Kansas Dust Storms, announced late night "Perhaps," a music listener. "You should shut up the boys at the Rock Chalk."
Visibility Not Five Miles
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Lou McFarland, and Susanne Sawyer
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Results Is What You Are Looking For.
Relays Program Changes Offer Varied Attraction
Runningham Starts Race at Noon:
Will Run Until Ex-
hausted
The Kansas Relays, which are to be held this year on April 18, will offer a varied program of interest to all who witness the event. Several changes have been made since the program was last announced, due to unavoidable circumstances, and the starting time for the relays has been moved up from 2:30 to high noon in order to get all the events in.
The committee also has deemed it necessary to remove the javelin throw from the program for reasons involving safety, because the event can be seen, in training for the event, have found it impossible to keep the spear within the stadium, and the committee feels that it would endanger pass-byes to allow the event to take place.
The relays committee was unable to secure a suitable opponent for Glenn Cunningham in the 1500-meter event and rather than disappoint the fans entirely, Cunningham has agreed to begin running at noon and run until he is called back by midfields of the match agree that Glenn can last until 4:30 p.m. at the earliest.
The decadent, long a feature event in the Kansas Relays, has been struck off the program because no one has entered so far, and in its place the first race has been marathon in this country has been scheduled day after day at 4:30 to 200 persons
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had filled out application blanks, among then no less than 1,720 University students, and 744 of these were women. The whole idea of the marathon is to see who can drink the most suds before they pass out. The marathon will begin at nine o'clock in the morning one hour's time in each of the local joints. At 4:30 the contestants will move up to the stadium field for the final rounds. It is hoped that the last contestant will be eliminated by six o'clock.
WARNING. FRIENDS
The college four-mile relay has taken off the running truck and will be run on the track, which committee cell that the event took up to tie it on the time, on the truck, and that it would be just as well for the entrants to run in one place, since they never went any further. Because of this arrangement, they will be able to run off several other events while the relay is taking place. The breadth will make it possible to power for the public address system.
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