UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official Student Paper of the University of Kansas VOLUME XXXIII on the SHIN By BUD EVANS, '36 Answer This One, Gene . . . A Girl Disappointed . . . Wanted, Some Oil . . . Step Right Up, Head Examined for a Nickel . . . Caught, One Professor . . . That's Doggy (By Chuck Alexander) Another week-end is here and dutch dating has arrived. We are all wowed by it last week. It seems as though the job is well done for us, men should object to saving money. Received a letter not long ago, so here 'tis . . . Dear Shinner. It seems you can't get the real scandal about the Hill and I think it only fair that you should be enlightened about how a major government act that Gene Lloyd arranges at our mid-weeks are all right but I think these acts should be confined to amusements. Surely you have to have fun, but performance not net age ago was considered the best on that program. I'm wondering if Lloyd will have the nerve to have this winner in the Grange Hall? How can he keep this in mind, Snoop, and if anything else turns up I'll come a-running. What about this, Gene, does Am brose know what he is talking about? Can you imagine a girl about the campus whose birthday was this week and is disappointed because she didn't get all of the things she wanted, but instead what she expected and didn't get, we found they were intelligence, beauty, personality, gardenish, and a car. It seems that all her friends got pregnant was a birthday party and a cake. Won't some kind and generous son present the Alpha Delta Pts with some oil for those squeaky hinges on that side door. The poor dears mustn't get caught sneaking in after hours, you know. We also hear that the Hollywood Hangout is a ritzy joint with a bar 'neverything. Carnival day is here with everything from balloons to pink lemonade. It is rumored that a psychic ward attends carnivals and gives tips on your mind and just what possibilities one has of losing his mind this week or next. It's one of those "advice for" books. It's astonishing the way some professors can disappear when they don't need to be seen. One enterprising notable of our campus was seen in a well-known night club in Kansas City last week-end, but the moment he sighs some home folk he meted into the background like a student caught crab It's terrible the way the plagues are spreading about the camps. It seems that the Phi Gami's are having some trouble with scarlet fever and the cholera, but they don't least they could explain why the several cases of dog food were ordered when delivered. Maybe they didn't order them, and in that case well blame the Phi Psi just on general principles. But that the Theta's are going to the dogs. We have many kinds of records, but we think the yellow convertible at the Delta Chi house has one worth mentioning. It left the Gamma Phi house a few nights ago, drove to a country lane and crossed the road into a packed "packed" in this column) got back to the union fountain twenty-three minutes later. A fast car? Jones Speaks to Sigma XI J. O. Jones, professor of mechanical engineering, spoke last night in Blake hall at the regular meeting of the Sigma Xi on "Power Development by Use of Tides." "Dove" Will Be Out Soon The "Dove," liberal magazine, will be out soon. Any person interested will send contributions to 1324 Ven- ment. - * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Closing hour for those who at- sended the carnival Friday, March 8 at 12:30 a.m., for others 12:30 a.m. Signed, JULIA JENCKS, President W.S.G.A Signed. Meat Maulers at Carnival LAWRENCE, KANSAS, FRIDAY, MARCH 20, 1936 K Club Assembles Collection of Bone Crushers for Side Show It is rumored that the K Club has assembled the finest collection of bone cruchers, meat-muusers and what have you in the Middle West for their side show at the W.S.G.A. carnival. They have spared no effort in rounding up a formidable array of grunters, preachers, sledders and tenders, who dare claim that they aren't the toughest of the "toughies" in this district. The K Club cordially extends an invitation to all students, who would like to start a career that would quickly lead them to fame and fortune or a broken neck, to visit their exhibit of the 1960s art collection they have been eating nothing but raw meat for days and are said to be in the pink of condition and likely to fly off the handle at the slight provocation. It will be interesting to see the results of these studies and to study the effects they may have on the brave heroes of the campus. Music Club Celebrates Junior Federation Day Miss Jean Stauffer Serves As Toastmistress at Luncheon The Kansas Federation of Music Clubs Convention was held yesterday at the University in connection with the announcement of Day, Prominent members from all sections of Kansas attended the meetings and musical programs held in collab- At 10.15 a.m., the official roll call of the convention was taken. Reports from the local clubs were then called for, and Mrs. Vincent A. Ober, Junior Vice President of the National Federation of Music Clubs in New York, gave a short talk. The National Junior Counselor, Mrs Vincent A. Ober, was guest speaker in the afternoon session of delegates in the Administration building. The day's activities were a cultural program in the Administration building by the Federated Junior clubs During lunchcon, at the Union building, Miss Jean Staunfer, president of the Lawrence Junior club, who was acting as hostess, greeted the out-of-town members. The response was by Miss Jane Martinez, representative of the Lawrence Junior Club for the National Junior Federation were given by Mrs. Ober, and greetings from the Senior Federation of Music Clubs were given by Mrs. C. R. Caccard, president. The luncheon was completed with a talk to the Junior Federation of Kansas from Mrs. W. J. Logan, first president of the Kansas Federation ofMusic clubs. LIBRARY PURCHASES BOOKS CONTAINING FAMOUS PAPERS A set of 18 books containing the first printing of the newly disclosed private papers of James Boswell, Dr. Samuel Johnson's famous biographer, recently purchased by Watson Library. The book is beautifully printed in large, clear type. Miss. Charla Wilson, formerly a student in the design department, will speak today at 11 o'clock in the auditorium of the Administration building. Her speech on "Light As It Affects Color" will be of particular value to all students of architecture and home decoration. Each volume is devoted to papers written by Boswell during his life. One book deals entirely with his heretofore unpublished papers written about Dr. Johnson. Boswell made it his principal business in life to write down the sayings of Johnson. He has been called by Musselman the first of the biographers." Former Design Student to Speak Combined Pam-Hellenic Councils, Memorial Union, 12 p.m. Wesley Foundation, Eckes hall, 11 n.p. Friday, March 20 W.S.GA. Carnival, Robinson Gymnasium, 1 a.m. --on Student Affairs. * * * * * * * * * * * * AUTHORIZED PARTIES ELZABETH MEGIUAR, Advisor of Women, For the Joint Committee Student Affairs. W.S.G.A. Reports Activities During Past Fiscal Year The Women's Self-Government Association is submitting a report of the activities of the organization during the fiscal year 1935-1936, in order that the student body may become familiar with the facets and factions of the organization. Functions of Organization Explained to Student Body in Annual Statement The report lists the functions of the W.S.G.A. to include both annual functions and new ones added this year. During the year the organization has contributed to the publication of the Book, The Jayhawk, in addition to contributions to the Tuberlinac Seal campaign, Farewell variety, hand trip, Jay James, and to the expenses of the cheerleaders. It has sponsored Vocational Gym classes, W.S.G.A. team, Book Exchange, the Organized House Sing, and Carnival-Midway. It has co-sponsored with the M.S.C. the establishment of Students' Forums on World Affairs and the Peace Convocation, and the principal for the Y.W.C., W.S.G.A. has sponsored the Lantern Parade and Gingham Frolic. According to Julia Jencks, c26, president, throughout the year it has been the aim of the Executive Council of the W.S.G. to create a friendly attitude and promote more democratic social life among the women students of the Other activities include revision and amendment of the constitution and of the Point System, awarding of scholarships, assistance at N.S.G.A. convention, printing materials, and registration for lectures, students, and (legislation of) closing hours for special events. New York, March 19 (UP) - Flood deaths rose to 135 Thursday and increased hourly. President Roosevelt estimated 200,000 women in leisure at the airport for his Florida vacation and asked for $3,000,000 Red Cross fund. The flood from three great rivers estimated conservatively to have cost $2,500,000 left in its wake 50,000 families receiving aid from the Red Cross and other agencies. The mate of Chairman S. R. Walton, of the Red Cross supply committees. At 9 p.m., the muddy Allegheny was only two feet over the flood stage and was still dropping. Eastern Flood Notes Pittsburgh, March 19 - (UP) - Water receded entirely from the business district tonight. Washington, D. C, March 19. (UP) — The rogative Potomac reached a flood crest of 18.1 feet at 6 p.m. today and the United States weather bureau announced that all danger to the national capital apparently had passed. The complete list will be found on page 3. The Oho river rised rising from Wheeling, W V_, but there were no dead there. Cities farther down the river began to feel the effect of the flood. NUMBER 119 Springfield, Mass., March 19- (UP) United States army officers, naval reserves, and national guardmen join Borah Opens in Ohio (Continued on page S) Stanvaugh Auditrium, Young- town, Ohio, March 19. (U-PA) —Senator William E. Borah opened his campaign for Ohio delegates to the Republican national convention tonight in the city where the campaign of William Howard and Charles Evans Hughes starts. The Idaho senator invaded Ohio against the late president's son, Robert A Tarf, of Cincinnati, the state capitol. The Ohio Republican organization. Home Economics Display At Fraser Hall Today Special displays of all the types of work done in the home economics department at the University of Kansas have been arranged in the home economy museum and a special hall in preparation for the state Home Economics Convention to be held on the Hill today and tomorrow. The exhibitions were held by students in the department under the direction of Mia Sprague, professor of home economics. Exhibition Open to Public Will Show Many Types of Student Work According to Miss Sprague, the displays are arranged in such a way as to be of interest to the general public and to encourage its visitors who are invited to see them. A special feature of the convention will be meetings of high school and college home economics clubs to be held in attendance; there will be a large number of student numbers in attendance. The program for the clubs includes registration and meeting Saturday morning from 10am to 12pm at the University campus in the afternoon. Principal speakers of the convention are Miss Marjorie Heeltune, field secretary for the American Home Economics Association; Miss Kabarine Mutchins, associate chairwoman of the Association and of the Michael Reecha hospital; and Miss Lita Bane of the United States Department of Agriculture at Washington. Chancellor E. H. Lindley will address the second meeting to be held at 10 a.m. this morning. the convention are Dr. Martha Kramer at of Kansas State College, Mc Myron 6 Green of the Miyon Orange Cafeterias and 7 Green of the State T-shirt College at Pitts burg, and Dean Paul B. Lawson, dean of the College, University of Kansas. Allen Returns From Denver Coach Will Start Jayhawkers on New Drills After Short Respite Dr. F. C. "Ping" Allen, Kansas basketball mentor, is expected back in Lawrence today after two days spent coaching the basketball tournament at Denver, Colo. Having seen the probable winning teams of the tournament in action, Dr. Allen will start his Jayhawkers on Wednesday and is returned again after a short respite. The winner and runner-up of the A.A.U. championships will gain position in the All-American Square Garden and it is not improbable that Kansas will meet one of those teams if the Allen men defeat Uah State men in the inter-district finals in Kansas. Committee Invites 'Dutch Date' Trial At Carnival Tonight Miss Ketcham, Betty Tholen and Julia Jencks Will Pick Winning An excellent opportunity to try out the new Dutch dating system will be held tonight at 7pm, brought to light in Robinson gyrus-sum. The plan of dances, leochs and the entertainments offered being paid for by each person will be a sufficient basis for her do part. Booths Approval was passed on all the booths by the censorship board which met yesterday. The following plans were submitted to them for their judgment. Hip hop, hip hop, hip hop; pony sasuer, Alpha Delta Pi ring and hoops, Alpha Delta Pi f敲 show, Kappa Alpha Theta and Alpha Omicron Pi; bingo, Corbina hall; shooting gallery, Gamma Phi Biota; fortune telling, Wakkin hall and Sigma Gamma Hall; Gamma Gamma, Museum of Hill personages, Chi Omega and Pi Beta Phi. "Red" Blackburn has also announced that, contrary to the usual plan of short dances, he will play the regular length of time for each piece. Announcement was made at the same time of the committee selected to judge the booths. It is composed of Miss Tolson, Thelon, Tholem, and Julia Jencks, C36, 38. This will be the first instance for several years of the W.S.G.A. sponsoring a carnival entirely under their auspices. A musical comedy has been the usual program for the W.S.G.A. in previous years. The arrival of the camp was needed to try the carnival plan. If the carnival is a success, it probably will become an annual affair Graduate Magazine Mailed Nominees for Offices of Alumni Association Are Listed Candidates for the various offices of the Alumni Association are presented in the March issue of the Graduate Magazine, which is being mailed to subscribers today. Ballots will go out to 6 April, and will be counted June 4. The candidates are divided into two tickets. Ticket "A" consists of press interviews in Kansas City; vice-president, Charlie Lapton Sailor, 13. Topea; director, Dr. Fred E. Angle, 22. m 26. Kansas City; Kan., and Judge John G. Somers. Ticket "B" includes: president, Bruce Hurd, 114, Topica; vice-president, Clarence L. Burt, 99, Hutchinson; justice, Justice Walter G. Thiele, 119 Topica, and Myra Little Reitz, 32, Kansas City, Mo. In addition to the regular features, this issue of the Graduate Magazine contains a picture of 30 students in the department of journalism who are members of newspaper families; an account of the celebration in honor of Chancellor Eileen M. Schoenfeld; University and a story of the University's championship basketball team. **World Affairs Group Meet** The World Affairs group of W.Y.C.A. meet last evening for a discussion of England. her policies and culture are central to the capacity of leader. The meeting was held in Havenley at 430 o'clock. Members of Newspaper Families in the University SONS AND DAUGHTERS OF KANGAS EDITORS AT K.U. There are 23 representatives of newsaper families attending the University this year. Seated, left to right in front of desk J. Howard Rusco, Betty Ann Stauffer Standing; Drew McLaughlin, Elme Epperson, Schiller Shore, Harry Moore Grace Valentine, James Coleman, Betty Crenber. Behind desk; Harry Valentine, Fred Harris, Clyde Reed, Frieda Blair, Lester Combs. Dave Conderman, Bill Townsley, Bill Baird, Mary Jane Haynes, George Barley, Alice Halde-Mad Julian, Mary M.S.C. Records Published This Year's Council Shows Saving in Cost of Government Elmer Hobbs, Mary Shipman Stough, and Moore, Jane Baker. A complete financial record of the M.S.C. for last year and the present year was announced yesterday by Lyman Field, president of the council. As the expenditures covered various projects in the school, they were very practical. Some of the more important savings are the saving on the publication of the student directory, $20.00; council keyes, $78.00. The total cost of these programs and paying for nine different functions. This year twelve services were performed, the cost totaling $997.00. Part of the greater expenditure for last year was for sending delegates to the National Convention in Boston. This year the convention was held at Kansa City. Some of the newer services offered by this year's council are: Dutch dating plan; reorganized traditions, a booklet menu; and the new system of forums. Work of Government Explained to Students No Security Enjoyed by Farmers of Today, Says Smith William E. Sweet, former governor of Colorado, and at present special assistant to the administrator of the Rewetting Administration, and Garland F. Smith, representing the information division of the administration, addressed the American Government classes yesterday morning in an effort to equip the farmer who is in need of help, told the classes that the farmer is generally trying to grow crops on a small piece of land and is unable to meet the costs of production. The program of the Rewetting Administration is four-fold in purpose, he further asserted. The first aim is to demonstrate to farmers how their business has better advantage, insuring against the possibility of dust storms and floods by re-sodding. Ex-Governor Sweet was introduced by Professor Clark. In a clear, enlightened speech, he claring. "I question the intellectual capacity of men who want the status quo who insist that our great country will be shrink from doing anything about it." Will Convert Unused Land Secondly, the administration plans to convert much of the land in national residential purposes. The third point of the plan, according to Mr. Smith, includes the reforestation of a large amount of waste land. The last part of the program is intended to preserve the Indians, by setting up reservations. He explained that economic planning is the watchword of the present administration and concluded with the statement that economic planning and social control are essential to the existence of our nation. Attacks Power of Court In the 11:30 session, Mr. Sweet at tacked the power exercised by the police in unconstitutional acts of congress unconstitutional. "It is inconceivable," he said, "this nation should continue to tolerate a condition under which a law passes by congress, signed by the President and to the best interests of the people should be declared illegal by the supreme court and its enforcement prevented. The time will undoubtedly come when any law that is economically违法的 will also be regarded as legally sound." He pointed out the quick recovery of Great Britain as an example of what can be done by a government unharmed and compliant in the articulation of its laws by the supreme court. KANSAS PEACE PUBLICATION MAKES FIRST APPEARANC "The Kansas Peace Forum," state Peace Action committee publication, made its first appearance yesterday afternoon. Lloyd Houston, local president of the Kiwis club is editor, and serves on the board of the University doctor. A number of University students are assisting in editing the newspaper. Subscript headquarters in Lawrence are at the Book Nook, 1021$\frac{1}{2}$ Massachusetts, and at the desk in the lounge of the Memorial Union building. The organization set up in the lobbies of Fraser Hall, the Administration building, and Marvin hall this morning. Contributing editors to the publication include Senator Arthur Capper Marco Morrow, and Dr. C. M. Sheldon of Topека; William Allen White of Emperor; Dr. James M. Chubb of Baldwin University in Camougaw, head of the Towkes Bridge Commission. M.S.C. May Change Plan of Election After Conference Revised Constitution Is Accepted by Council; Peace Mobilization Is Approved Acting upon a written suggestion by Menelaus Litras, president of the Progressive Student Government League, Lyman Field, president of the Men's Student Council, Wednesday night appointed a committee to confer with the commissioners of the change department, on the feasibility of changing the entire system of representation on the council so as to conform to advanced theories of representative government. Members of the committee appointed by field are Lo- The council accepted the newly revised constitution which was prepared and submitted by Philip Raup. Major changes are as follows (1) The year change is from 2013 to be added to the council. (2) Elections are to include proportional representation. (3) Jayhawker bill revoked to include proposed new legislation women on the advisory board, and limitations on the manager's salary. (4) Council members to buy their own books. Cheer Leaders Search. (3) Clever leadership by a pop committee of seven members chosen from various Hill organizations, of which the president of the M.S.C. is to act as chairman. Freshmen are to have juniors two and one senior junior two, and one senior cheerleader who is to be head cheerleader. Any vacancies occurring are to be filled by both the W.S.G.A. and M.S.C. in joint positions. The committee is to act in an advisory capacity. (7) The amendment to the parking rule in the constitution now reads that with the first offense shall come a warning, but with the second it is cost to cost the offender one dollar. In addition to this rule, the constitution was amended to read that the Student Supreme Court shall from now on hang the offender on his or her wrists if the final word in extreme cases instead of the M.S.C. All cases of speeding are also to be passed to the Student Court. This is applicable only to men violators. The constitution are to be printed in booklet form. To Sponsor Peace Mobilization The council will will support a "Peace Mobilization," but not a peace strike. The purpose is for the whole student body to mobilize for the protestation of war on the same day as the invasion of Iraq, out the country. The basic aim is to cooperate in nation-wide action and not to educate individual colleges against war. Logan Lane was appointed council president on the Peace Action Committee. The proceeds of the Intramural Carnival, to be sponsored by the M.S.C., are to go to an intramural fund which is being established. E. R. Elbel, of the department of physical education, is in charge of the fund and plans to graduate when it where eventually support all intramural program at the University. To Have Convocations The bill for an acceptance convention, designed as a means of presenting candidates and party issues to the student body, was unanimously passed. The convention is to be held in March, and the convention will be later by the Congregation committee. The bill submitted by freshmen and sophomores asking for representation and voting power in the council would involve a constitutional change if passed. As the constitution now stands, a man must have been in the University three semesters before he is eligible for elective college courses. He was appointed to coerce with Professor Maddox, of the political science department, in regard to this bill. The revised Student Supreme Court bill was given the third reading and was passed on March 27. It provides for a court composed of four associate justice and one supreme judge. Each party which obtained more than 300 votes in the previous election will be entitled to submit as many candidates as it wishes, from which list the candidate will receive a prize from each party. President Field will select all four justices for the remainder of this school year, and hereafter council presidents will select two each year, so the terms will be overlapping. Candidates must bear the party vote. A candidate must also prevent members of one party from nominating a weak man from the other.