11 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN i VOLUME XXXIII C The Official Student Paper of the University of Kansas --- LAWRENCE, KANSAS, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 29, 1936 on the SHIN By BUD EVANS, '36 You Viper **"** *Them* were the days **"** *Owlie Wonders* **"** *I Dean* *now* *From Joe to Joe* **"** *Punny days* *to Dean* **"** *What Price Glory* By Rex Woods, sp Curses! Old Fagan is striking back while Freddy the freshman, Evans to you, goes to Hutchinson to Seymour. Writing the column again, after all these days, start one reminiscing. Well I remember the "colliet" days. It was a time when theories and theories that are memorized. The beauty of the whole thing is the fact that they will never be of much use to a person. Think of the things that weren't memorized that could have been remembered. We the people of the United States are happy to say that we are not in sympathy with a certain Professor Dean Woolsey, who is sitting and then walking out of the room. Of course, he came back in a while to smile at the unfortunate, but we knew Well blow me down. There goes the Sour Owl editor. Little Joe Peter Pirey Pryer. During Christmas vacation Joo played Santa Claus at a rural school. He was always so eager to fool the kiddies. (If he keeps on at the rate he's been going, he will have no need for next one year). While Joo was doing his best Christmas tricks, the pillow slipped down his leg and "is now attached" to the older folks were very disappointed. After seeing Joe Griswold (the drummer man in the band) wearing one of those hey hey ties, we wonder if Joe (You said it, I said it) Holloway left a grass of them to the band boys. Bill Rodgers, the California Kid, has finally swelled up the hole in his jacket. Probably the cold weather caused him to lose it. "It takes a lot, but can't get him to wear an evergreen." Dean Lawson wasn't feeling when he said a fellow could more better grades if he moved out of a fraternity house. I was thinking about that last night at 3 am, when the boys were singin' "sweet," show me the way to go home." Had a hack of a time convinced them that they were home. Business Placements High If anyone has been hurt by the column this semester, I am sorry. If you told me to take a story out, I did. I was embarrassed and given no concern concerning the Theta's, but little woman once said that she would give me the air if I gave the girls any privacy. Our college journalism course means Efih is ready to give me up. Yes, no more columns. ninety-five Per Cent of 1935 Graduates Reported in Positions A new high in the placements of graduates has been reached, both as to time and number. Frank Stockton, dear to the School of Business, announced This record is unusually good in view of the fact that the depression has not yet entirely lifted. Although things are picking up, the business level of 1925-1929 has not been approached. Yet Kansas placed 95 per cent of those receiving degrees in 1935 from her School of Business. Out of 80 members in the class of 1535, 76 are now working at two have not reported their present employment* Many reasons may be advanced for this record, but the principal indication is that business firms in the United States are taking greater cognizance of the high standards which the School of Business at Kansas sets for its students. All these indications probably mean that in the future years more large organizations will send their representatives to Lawrence to pick men who will be destined later to become leaders in the nation's business. Memorial Union Closes After Ball The Memorial Union building will be open during the semester vacation until after the President's birthday ball, Thursday night, William Cochran,union building manager, announced yesterday. After that, it will be closed until next Monday. Kansas Debaters To Leave Today On Trek to Coast Three Outstanding Speakers Will Apear at Eight or More Western Universities Three of Kansas' most outstanding debaters will leave this morning on one of the most extensive enterprises in the history of University debate that will take them to the west coast and back. Accompanied by Prof. E. C. Vanity, varsity debate coach, they will make sure they understand that will bring them up against some of the best college and university debate teams west of the Mississippi. John Milton Phillips, William Zupanec, and Lyman Field are the students who will make the trip. "We have selected three of the most colorful candidates for the same time," said Professor Buhler; "Each man has had considerable debate and speaking experience both at the University and previous to coming to the University. All three men have won for themselves an enviable post- To Visit Eight or More Schools The schools at which the contests will be held and the order in which they will be held are listed on the home, Southern Methodist University, University of Arizona, University of Redlands, University of Southern California, Leland Stanford University, University of Texas, and the University of New Mexico. Three questions have been selected for the debates. "The Socialization of Medicine" which will be argued at the University of Oklahoma and the University of Arizona; "The New Deal" which will be the subject at the University of California; and "Curing the Heart" which will be discussed at the remaining five schools. Kansas will uphold the affirmative. First Time to Far West Fhillips, a junior in the college he had considerable experience in the field of botany and microbiology at the outfall high school, orchestrated content in 1953 and winner of the University freshman sophomore orchestral competition. He was his accuser as a valuable donor. This is the first time that a Kansas debate team has gone as far west at the Pacific coast. In 1923 a team toured the East to the Atlantic coast. Zuparelli, a senior in the school of en genering, is a former oaturalist and extemperation speaker in the Northern Minnesota Foresale League. He has taught at the University and a senior oaturalist content and also winner of the Missouri Valley oaturalist contest for last year. He is president of the local chapter of Delta Sigma Phi, and chairman of the member of Phi Rho Pi, and Stigma Phi Alpha, national honorary debate fraternity. He was awarded a scholarship to the University of Southern California on his scholastic record in 1844. He is his third year as a varsity diplomat. Field, a senior in the college, is president of the Men's Student Council. He is winner of both University freshman-sophomore and junior-senior oratorical divisions and vice-president of interprominent speaking and oratory divisions of the Missouri Valley tournament in 1934. He was one of the Kansas speakers in the Kansas-Oxford debate this fall. He is a member of Delin College and seven years on the zeroth degree square. The trip will be made by automobile. Mrs.Buehler will accompany them or the trip. Dr. Otis H. Green, professor of Romance studies at the University of Pennsylvania, was a visitor at the University of Alabama during Snow Hall by Dean Paul B. Lawson, who is also a professor in the department of entomology. Dr Green showed a special interest in the Huntington Snow collection of insects. Pennsylvanian Visits Campus All freshmen and sophomores in the College of Liberal Arts and Sciences who have to work in the afternoon and are unable to take afternoon classes should secure at the College office, 12345, which should be signed by employees before the day of enrollment. --- J. H. NELSON, Associate Dean Working Students in College --- Debaters To Tour West nWAN FMELF AT BT BUILT W.I. ZITWANEAC AND JOU M.YHILLERLS King George Is Buried In Impressive Ceremony London Six Monarchs Head List of Notables Gathered in Jam, Jan. 28- (UP) - Old England today burdened King V, their sovereign for a quarter of a century, in the repressive pagnative of death even enacted. The kings, queens, and princes, and republican dignitaries stood sorrowfully by as the simple service of the Church of England and the same for a king or a coal miner, was read. Simulacra was inedible in nursing for the service was broadcast to the four corners of the earth. Six kings headed the largest group of the world's mighty ever gathered at a funeral. They followed to his grave the little bearded gentleman who from ancient times had been the mighty British empire and traditions of royalty dating from antiquity. Then the simple coffin sank from sight into the vault of historic St George's Chapel as the slight figure of young King Elijah III bowed, his arm outstretched over the hole in a last farewell to his father. (Copyright 1936, by United Press) The last visible rembrandt of George Va was the great crowner of England, the fabulous artist of Aestheca plumia in its setting before the latter. Bright notes of the "last pass" sounded out outside the church. Mowser stood for two minutes in silence. Then the mighty organ burst into the "Death March from Queen Mary to Queen Queen Mary, turned and passed from the chapel. As each member of royalty passed the campion he bowed low or made the sign of the cross. African Life Topic of Tabs Graduate Student Relates Experience on Visit to "Dark Continent" Mess Mary Hurtub, gr. spoke at Westminster forum Sunday night on, "A Day in an African Village." She told an interested audience of the superstitions and customs she had found on the musical village on her recent trip to Africa. Plans were to send a group, of students to Kansas City to attend the Youth Conference there this week. William Halph Hall of Philadelphia. The following schedule for library hours between the end of the final examinations and the beginning of the second semester was issued from the office of Charles M. Baker, director of libraries, yesterday. Oren Yewle, fa'ulm, gave a piano solo. Florence Dill, C38, and William Fuson, c'ulun, in charge of the refreshments. Thursday, Jan. 30, p.p., closing time. The next meeting of the Forum, Sunday, will be informal for students remaining on the campus over the week-end. LIBRARY HOURS ARE SET FOR DAYS BETWEEN TERMS Commission To Meet Feb. 6 LIBRARY HOURS ARE SET Friday, Jan. 31, 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Saturday, Feb. 1, 9 a.m. to 12 noon. Sunday, Feb. 2, Closed all day. Monday, February 3, Tuesday, Feb. 4 and 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. The Interracial Commission will hold its first meeting of the second semester, Feb. 6, at Henley house. --- Glee Club Men To Practic Vacation Foregone to Make Annual Trip More Successful Rosa Robertson, president of the University Men's Glee Club, said yesterday that the club would remain in Lawrence between semesters to rehearse for the annual spring tour which starts next Monday, Feb. 3. Robertson said the stay in Lawrence is being announced, and it is going on the trip earlier than usual this year so that the men in the club will miss only two days of classes. plan Inter-Fraternity Sing Prof. Joseph A. Wikilson, director, requests that every man be at the rehearsal soon so that the time for future rehearals can be arranged. The club will rehearse twice daily during the vacation, morning and night, leaving the afternoons free for work on the skit and on the quartet numbers. Phi Mu Alpha To Sponsor Second Annual Contest Plans for the second annual inter-ternity sing are being made by the sponsor of the contest. Phi Mu Alpha, Phi Mu Alpha, professional music training, started the contest last year in order to promote group singing in the University and hopes to make it an annual affair. The cocktail last year was won by Phi Delta Tau, the third place by Seta Thai Pi and third place by Sigma Chi. The women, Phi Delta Tau, have the greatest presence until the winner of this year's contest is announced, when the winners' name will be engraved on the plaque. The fraternity winning the contest is allowed to keep the plaque in its trophy case until the next year. Any fraternity winning the contest will receive the plaque and need to keep the plaque permanently and croaker will be donated by Phi Mu Alpha to take its place. Hegira of Students Begur The coections of students from MI Mread, which began as curly as Saturday, reached its height Tuesday, and the mid-meset vacation. GENE LLOYD, The 3:30, 3:30, and 4:30 o'clock are all that remain on primate animals today. We have a Thursday and Friday, but only a comparatively few students are forced to go. Only Late Afternoon Classes Remain on Schedule of Examinations Vienna Boys' Choir Will Be Featured On Concert Course Only one important vacation is scheduled for the spring semester, that being at Easter on April 12. Memorial Day and Labor Day are but because of the fact that it comes in the midst of final examinations, it usually is reserved for study by students. These activities will consume the first two days of the week and classes will begin regularly on Wednesday morning. Activity will pick up again Monday morning when enrollment and registration begins for the second semester Varsity Postponed The mid-semester varsity schedule for Monday, Feb. 3, has been postponed until Saturday, Feb. 8, due to the students not returning at that date. Preston Anderson and his 14-piece orchestra will play. The will feature a guest trio from Kara Bennett and a violin and a harp with trio. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 NUMBER 86 Kansas City Philharmonic Orchestra and Roland Hays Also to Give Programs The features of the musical events of the semester, will be the programs presented by the Vienna Boys Choir, the Kansas City Philharmonic Orchestra and Roland Hays, negro tenor. Organ recitals, faculty recitals, and the spring concert of the University of Kentucky are presented in this course. These programs are presented during the semester on the regular University concert course. The events for the semester will begin Sunday, Feb. 9, with a w veser organ recital in the University auditorium at 4 p.m. There will be seven other w veser services, some of which will be org recitals, and some all- musel vesers presented by the School of Fine Art. The events are: February 21, March 2, March 1, March 21, March 29 and April 15. The dates for the all-musel vesers are Feb. 16 and March 15. Band Concert Miss Mirabil Moore, soprano, and Allie Merle Conger pianist, will give a combined faculty recital Monday at Administration Auditorium at 8 p.m. The Vienna Boy's Choir will appear Wednesday, Feb. 19, as the fourth scheduled event. The fifth program presented by the course will feature the Kansas City Philharmonic Orchestra directed by Karl Kreuger, on March 17 Roland Haya, negro tenor, will sonata 5, as the last artist of the course. The spring concert of the University of Kansas band, directed by Russell Wiley, will be held April 5. On Sunday, April 9, the two glee clubs of the University will present a combined concert. Music Week The annual Music Week will begin on Sunday, May 3. On that day Muay Phailan, national musical sorority, will give a recital in the University Auditorium of 4 p.m. At 8 p.m. the Westminster A choir will演唱 From May 7 to 9 the second annual band festival will be a featured part of Music Week. This festival was started last year and proved such a success it was decided to make it an annual event. The annual program of original compositions by advanced students in the School of Fine Arts will feature the music of two Auditoriums. Two advanced student recitals will be presented May 29 and 21. Fine Arts Recitals A concert of compositions arranged by students of instrumentation in the School of Fine Arts will be held May 4 in the University Auditorium at 4 p.m. A number of senior and graduate students in the School of Fine Arts will give recitals from March 1 on through May. These will be piano, organ, violin and voice programs. The concert will take place on May 5, in the University Auditorium at 8 p.m., ending the musical event if the year. Dates For Oratory Are Se Feb. 25 and March 10 Selected for Contests; Prizes Total $50 The dates for the fifth annual oratorical contests have been set, Prof. E. C. Buschler, of the department of speech and dramatic art, said Tuesday that the contest is to be held Feb. 23 and the Junior-Senior division on March 10. The prizes for the contest will total $500 a first prize of $1,000 and $100 each of $10 in each division of the contest. "Interest in oratory," said Professor Buchler, "is unusually high by virtue of the fact that Kansas has won the Missouri Valley contest the last two years. This is the first time in 15 years that Kansas has accomplished such a IDENTIFICATION CARDS MUST BE VALIDATED FOR NEW TERM Each orator will be allowed to speak for 10 minutes on a subject of his own choosing and entries should be made sometime in the near future. Students must present their identification cards when they pay their fees for the second semester, announced Karl Klooz, bursar. The cards must be stamped in order to validate them for second semester usage, and no student may receive a bursar until the semester activities unless his card bears the second semester "paid" stam. After Fifteen Semesters on the Hill Way Goes Away Seven and a half years is a long time for a student to be on the Hill, even a Medic. Yes, sir; that nearly makes one person in the "Permanent Student Body" John D. Way, m28, has completed his work here in the School of Medicine, and is now awaiting his notice to go to the Medical School at Rosedale. For seven and a half years he has worked his way through the College and part of the School of Medicine by attending the Department of Journalism Press. He has seen the editions of the Kansan come and go. He has seen students arrive and graduate in four years. This semester it is his turn. This is the last edition of the Kanan for which Way will set type. He is a member of Phi Chi, professional medical fraternity. Hattie E. Lewis Essay Contest Is Announced Outlines for Articles Due in the Chancellor's Office April 1 The Hattie Elizabeth Lewis prize essay content will be held again this year. The contest is a memorial established at the University in 1819 by Prof. Hattie Elizabeth Lewis, D.C., in memory of his wife the former Hattie Elizabeth Lewis, a former student at the University. The contest is maintained out of funds put into the hands of the Chancellor of the University and Professor Patrick's death in 1916. The context is an annual competition in essay writing, open to all students of the University. The general theme of all the essays submitted is to be "The Application of the Teaches of Jesus Christ" (Teachings). This includes Life, Individual, Social, or Political." Each essay must deal with a single definite subject of a single phase of life. There are four prizes offered: first prize, $100; second prize, $75; third prize, $50. The student must enter the contest student wishing to enter the Chancellor's office, not later than April 1, a tentative outline of the discussion he intends to write. Essays must not be less than 5,603 word more than 10,000 words in length. Each contestant must hold one essay. The winner is the Chancellor's office by May 1, 1936. Awards will be made by the committee and announced at Commencement. The essay receiving first prize will be published by the University, if approved. The essay receiving second prize. The Committee reserves the right to reject any paper not up to standard Students desiring further information are repeated to confer with Prof. L. E. Sisson, room 203 Fraer hall. Scholarships Are Available Chemistry Graduates Offered Fellowships in Nearby Colleges A number of scholarships are available to University graduates in chemistry, this year. Iowa State college of Mechanical Arts and Agriculture is offering a number of graduate fellowships and instructorships ranging in value from $220 to $200 in fields of agricultural chemistry while the chemistry department is offering several others in chemistry. The University of Akron is offering two scholarships next year. The American Can company is offering two $1000 scholarships to John Hopkins University (or graduates in chemistry. The University of Nebraska and the New York University Graduate School are also offering scholarships, fellowships, and assistantships for which University graduates are eligible to apply. The University itself is offering a yet larger scholarship than the fellowships and fellowships that will pay $250 to $750 to winners. Particulars are posted on the bulletin board of the chemistry department. Chancellor in Touche Chancellor Lindley went to Topeka yesterday to attend a meeting of the Board of Regents. ENROLLMENT SCHEDULE Monday, February 3 8:30-11:00 S, N, Q 10:30-11:50 D, H 1:30-3:00 Z, O, G, W 3:30-4:50 E, B 8:30-10:00 V, C, K 10:30-11:50 F, P, A, Y, U 1:30-3:00 L, T, F 3:00-4:50 J, M, X --- Bonus Payments To Start in July, Roosevelt Reveals Compensation to Veterans Will Be Made in Fifty Dollar "Thrift" Bonds Washington, D.C., Jan. 28—(UP)—The first $10-dollar “britt” bond to pay the $2,237 million bonus will be ready about July 1. President Obama said today and the problem of new taxes is still in the study stage. Although the bonus law calls for payment on and after June 15, Mr. Roosevelt indicated the mechanics of getting the bonus to some 350,000 veterans was so tremendous that the first bond would not be out until two weeks later, and that it would take six or eight weeks more to get out the remainder. That being said, Mr. Roosevelt he would delay his request to Congress for release funds until about a month before the probable date of adjournment. Mr. Russellelt's comments on these fiscal problems came after congressional leaders expressed an inclination not to until next session any new tax bill. Chairman Robert L. Doughton, of the House Ways and Means committee in which all tax legislation must originate, said I am not disposed to launch any new government action without any action for new taxes be delayed until next session while a "thorough study of the revenue situation and way of cutting government expenditures is made." Leaders or the administration to come out with a new tax proposal that might prove embarrassing in an election indicated the government may continue to expand federal expense that threatened to boost the national debt to nearly $600,000. 'Co-Operatives' Are Theme Dr. James P. Warbasse, Next Forum Speaker, Is Not a Journalist The fourth student forum, to be held Feb. 6, will present a different type of speaker from the three who have already lectured and led the discussion. Dr. James P. Warkasse is not a journalist, as have been the others. Bruce Bliven, V. E. Calverton and Marce Brouwer have been involved and activities of these men far out-stretched journalism, they were in effect, journalists. Dr. Warkheen has also enjoyed an interesting and colorful career. After studying surgery at Columbia and Vivian Foster, he earned a Bachelor of Arts, 25 years, and rose to eminence in his profession. He is the author of several books on medicine-social subjects, among which are, "The Conquest of Disease," "Gynecological" and "The Doctor and the Public." During the war years, however, Dr. Warbause became interested in the problems of the consumer, and in how societies were spreading in the United States. His questions convinced him that they were destined to play a large part in American life, and he knew wholeheartedly into the movement. He has served as president of the Co-operative league from its inception until 2015, when he extended extensively on the subject. He was editor of the magazine, "Co-operation", author of "Co-operative Democracy", and co-author of "Operation" and many other works. Dr. Wraskaeva will address a group of medical students the afternoon of his lecture on the subject of medical sociology. He will be in Kansas City the earlier part of that week for the regimen of Dr. Wraskaeva Co-operative Association, where Kagawa, famous Japanese missionary, also will speak. Quigley To Be In Air Interview Quigley To Be In Air Interview The one hundred and second Athletic Interview, conducted by Ed Ebel, will be broadcast over KFKU, Friday night at 6. The guest speaker will be Mr. Quigley, a known sports official. Mr. Quigley will answer questions concerning basketball and also about some of his impressions after having officiated for so long. As a National league umpire, he has officiated in more than 40 World Series baseball games. Pharmacists Eroll Next Week Pharmacists Enroll Next Week Students in the School of Pharmacy will enrol in the department head- dress building and in the school's building Monday and Tuesday of next week. They will be taken by appointment, not alphabetically.