UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN The Official Student Paper of the University of Kansas VOLUME XXXIII --- on the SHIN By REX WOODS, sp. Evans Will Be Responsible . Lover Come Back to Me . . . You're Breaking My Heart . . . Hot Stuff Penfold . . . These Harris Boys Rate the Publicity . . . Greeks Go Out for Big Business . . . Saratoga and Lexington on Dry Land . . . Pardon Johnmy . . Thanks for Listerine . . After a week of guest writing and ghost writing, we are happy to announce that Fred Jordan Evans will dish the dirt next semester. He also has agreed to help out during final week. + + + Even though our advertising manager is in the hospital, his girl Ranonna keeps the business going strong. Hurry up and get back here Browny, she's a slave driver; or do you know that? I thought that putting out a pin meant that the lovers could get by on less cuddling. However, Tubbs and Horton snuggled together at the show the other night. Might suggest that they get a pup tent. NUMBER 82 Jack Penfield had a warm welcome not long ago. He rode up to his home in a taxi and found the front yard on of Course the fire department came. Here's some news that's old but it's touching. John Harris, president of the Sig Alp lodge, borrowed a car to take his girl to the train before vocation. He also had formalities of saying good-bye, such as putting the bangage away, the train pulled out. Well, John got off at Topeka, under protest, and called his friend and told him where the car be found. He arrived house safely. Some of the organized houses (very few are really organized) have complained about the taxes this year, but more than a dozen have been rumors that the clubs are going to form a corporation for the purpose of buying the necessities of a boarding club. Such a thing would be very prudent and might do a lot of good in the future. Bud Evans wants me to correct one of his mistakes. He spelled Herlocker, Serlocker, when he mount Shylocker. Tell me gentle peoples--have you seen Eater Grant's new shoes? If you haven't, it's because she hasn't seen you or you saw her first. They are without doubt the prettiest things one can find in these parts, and she surely got her money's worth. Some of the women we see at Eater Grant buy to buy two pairs of shoes at a time. She will throw the shoes away and wear the boxes. Now as a paring thought, I want to thank you for being so kind (!). I also thank the person who left the slightly soiled blooms here and signed the note, "From the girl who wears the pants." KAGAWA WILL BE SPEAKER IN KANSAS CITY, FEBRUARY Dr. Toyohiko Kagawa, Christian leader in Japan who is touring the United States, will be in Kansas City at the Kansas City Youth Conference. The following program is scheduled for the Linwood Methodist Church 9:43 a.m., Doctor Kagawa will lead the worship and a discussion group considering "What Constitutes Christian Living in the Modern World?" 10:38 a.m. by Doctor Kagawa, by a forum hosted by the church raised in the morning wesson will be discussed. At 8 p.m. Doctor Kagawa will address the public at Linwood Baptist Church. No registration fee is required for attending the conference. Quentin Brown Is Improving Quentin Brown 15 and nephew Floyd Quentin Brown, 138, is in it when he takes a trip to the hospital, is getting along nicely, the hospital reported yesterday. Brown is business manager of the Kansan and president of the campus Young Republic club. Psycheology Class Visits Asylum The abnormal psychology class, under the direction of Dr. J. F. Brown went to Osawatomi Saturday to go through the state insane asylum. KING GEORGE V DIES FOLLOWING SHORT ILLNESS Beloved English Monarch Had Led British Empire for Quarter of Century; Was 70 Years Old WHOLE WORLD IS SAD Begin Preparations to Proclaim Prince of Wales as Successor (Copyright, 1936, by United Press) Sandringham, Norfolk, England, Jan. 21 (Tuesday)—King George V, British sovereign for twenty-five years, died peacefully in his seventieth year at his country seat here last night at 11:55 (5:55 p.m., Central Standard Time). Preparation immediately were made to proclaim his oldest son, the Prince of Wales, his successor on the throne as King Edward VIII. Shortly before midnight, his physicians observed that the king's gallant fight against bronchial catarrh and a weakening heart had ended, and that he was suffering from bad eyes lowered. Lord Dorphan of the King, the physician since 1907, and his associates stood looking down on the tired faul figure of the king. Royal Family Summoned To Bedside Then they summoned to the bedside, the king, with his guests, and other members of the royal family from an adjoining room. Together, they walked into the king's room and stood at the entrance, where peacefully a few moments later. The king, in a coma for hours, did not regain consciousness. News of the king's death was conveyed to the Duke of Gloucester, the King's third son, ill at Buckingham Palace, the Duke of Connaught, the Duchess of York, and to foreign courts and ministers. A bulletin was telephoned from Sandringham House to the press gathered at Darby Feather's End and distributed to newspaperpapers. A few minutes later, the death notice was posted at the gate of Sandringham. Radio Broadcasts News The British Broadcasting Co. broadcast the news on a book-up to all parts of the empire as big Ben struck at 12:15 a.m. "It is with great sorrow we make the announcement that the King passed away a few minutes before midnight," the Queen said. "Whom we loved, has passed from our presence. We hasten to express to Her Majesty the Queen and members of the Royal family our love and with the deepest of the empire, our deep-loyalty. The announcement added that the station in common with all in England, was closing down for the night. The concert by James Park and the Tower of London annealing the death. The announcement was read in London night clubs, theaters, and restaurants, where oration was given in anthem and crowds dispersed King's Last Wish Gristed The King's last wish was granted. He always wished that his last hours be spent at his behind Sandringham. He went to the country seat, the spacious halls and rooms, including the flower gardens and broad acres studded with magnificent trees and stately lawns. It was at Sandringham where the King also spent Christmas with his family. As the recent New Year dawned with a promise of England's prosperity for the people whose welfare was dearest to his heart, the monarch and the people around him spent much time in the city. The King died at almost the same hour as his father, King Edward VII who passed away at 11:45 pm. It was here at the residence that she called home, where the affairs of state were put away on all holidays. It was Alexander's gentle mother Queen Alexandra died. "Big Tom" Tollied Till 8 o'Cuck According to ancient tradition, the news of the King's death was conveyed to the Dean at St. Paul's Cathedral, where he would be baptized in the bell of the church popularly known as "Big Tom" be told until 8 a.m. today. Villagers outside the gate of Sandringham bored their heads when they heard the laws to convey the sad tiding home. LAWRENCE, KANSAS, TUESDAY, JANUARY 21, 1936 In hundreds of cottages in this coun (Continued on page 4 It's Not Attraction That Causes 'Baby Talk'; It's Defective If your "honey burn" rolls her eyes and calls you her "titsy bitty bony boo" have her tonals examined. Because it isn't your overpowering attraction that causes her to lapse into "baby talk," according to Dr. Frederick W. Brown, director of speech correction in the Floral Park, N.Y. public schools. She's also known for her international instability, malnutrition or some other physical or mental defect. Dr. Brown found that out of 10,000 pupils, only five per cent used "baby talk" because of mental deficiency; and another five per cent because of malnutrition: News Brevities Kansas City, Jan. 20. -(UP) -If All M. Landon, Governor of Kansas, gets the Republican nomination, he will have a campaign provided by Floyd M. Wilson of Denver, Colorado, who today predicted Landon's election. Columbia, Mo. Jan. 20—(UP)-UNiversity of Missouri co-educational, long-suffering contestants in competitions to select a queen of this or that, are going to reverse the order. A week before the Leap Year Ball, February 8 they will hold an open only to feminine participants for selection of a "bull of the ball." "Farmers are tired of all the alphabetic conceptions," Willem said. "They want to land somewhere. I think it will be." "Land with Landon." Washington, D.C., Jan. 20. (UP)—President Roosevelt nightly dispensed to the new ruler of England, King Edward VIII, a message expressing his deep sorrow with which he has learned of the death of his father. King George III also sent messages to Queen Mary and to governers of British dominions. YOUTHFUL SLEIGH RIDERS ARE HIT BY AUTOMOBILE Daniel Mitchell, 15, son of Mr. Daniel Mitchell, 368 Elm St., and Theodore Walker, 11, son of Mrs. Theodore Hamlin, 347 Elm St., who injured Sunday afternoon when the sled on which they were riding ran into the path of a car driven by Jack Glazier, 912 Albaum St. The accident ooccluded the third Thursday of Thirteenth and Pennsylvania. The boys were taken into a home and an ambulance was called. Glasser the student graduated with 1046 Vermont St., at the time of the accident. Both are students at the Uni- Cabellier E. H. Linden left yesterday afternoon for Colorado Springs, where he will deliver an address at the University of Colorado this morning. He will attend a dinner session of the Winter Night Club in Colorado Springs this evening, and address the group on "Youth Cannot Expect to Exist" expected on Wednesday afternoon. Lindley Goes to Colorado "Ob, a number of reasons—difference in costs, difference in the number of students, more towels being used." "1984-35." Mr. Bayles would rummate, "let's see," Mrs. capsule costing $1373. By now you are probably off on a ride. "Why the radial difference?" Students To See Unusual Comedy In Ballet Tonight The other "ads" in this group include "Through Unforeseen Circumstances—Foreign Language Secretary Speaking Four Languages, Seeks Situation, Preferably Abroad" "Well Trained." "Applicants Are Still Sill Engaged," and "Wanted—Immediately Leading Chance for "First Class Establishment." Students of the University, season ticket holders, and a considerable number from outside the city will witness a most unusual performance when Trudi Schoop and her Comic Ballet Andorran At midnight at 8:20 this evening. The second half of the program is given over to "Pridolin on the Road," which takes place upon the pretensions and stupidities of physical culture addicts, fanatical religious cults, mothers-in-law, an bowling tournament. This group is If you don't know anything about figures but still don't mind going crazy in the interests of the University, you might go over to the power plant and see C. G. Bayles, superintendent of buildings and grounds. And if, like the rest of us, you have accepted without question the commodities accrued by the university, no doubt be interested in making the acquaintance of the man through whose hands these commodities pass. He has a story to tell. And then you might ask, "How many last year?" "With no scenery, no props, and a little collection of costumes, this turned to be for me at least, a dazzling display of colorful triumph of sheer talent and spirit!" "Wont Ads," the first ballast on her program, shows the audience the stories that result in such newspaper advertisements as "For Sale - Wedding Gown, Never Worn, or 'Honest Women'." The second is "Acquaint-ance-Object, Matrimony." FIGURES GO ROUND AND ROUND WHEN BAYLES DIGS INTO RECORDS Edna Garner, best-selling author of such famous novels, plays and motion pictures as "Show Boat" an "Cinnammon," had never been a dramatic critics, but when she saw Trudl Schoop and her 22舞者, she wanted to be one. And so she became a disaster disposal, she decided to send her views via telegram and telephone. The Trudi School Ballet is the third regular attraction offered by the University Concert Series. Those attending the performance this evening won't have to indulge in a course in ballet history of musical appreciation to thoroughly appreciate her performance. Second only to Trudi Schoop's achievement of making it one of the world's best dancers, she had made every moment, every motion of the ballet intelligible. "This Trudi Schoop ballet is, I think the most amusing and the most amazingly fresh entertainment in New York. Certainly every actor should be able to see this performance, if only to learn something about the art of pantomime. Say, for example, that you have an immeade desire to know just how many paper towels were consumed in the school year of 1927-28. You need only trot over and ask the superintendent to hand them off. Place them from a place, turn through several pages, and announce, "150 cases at the cost of $870." “In that Sunday night mood of boredness, of curiosity,” she wired S. Hurock, manager of Trudi Schoop’s American tour, “I went to see Trudi Schoop and her dancers last night. I had never heard her sing.” I was being telephone my friends as though I had made an exciting and brilliant discovery. Edna Ferber Urges People to Take Advantage of Comic Troup Presentation The Superintendent Can Give You the Lowdown on School Supplies From Gasoline to Ice By Rosemary Smith, uncl. “But now back in 1832–3,” Mr Bayles will say, warming to his subject, “the committee decided that the school must be budgeted more closely, and they stoppedicing the fountains during the winter months and cut down on liquid soap and towels. That year only 45 cases of towels were used.” "I see." "It was. The next year they were using towels again -405 cases—and the cost was $1297 instead of $212 as it was the year before." "Whew; That must have been awful." "What else do you know about towels?" "Well, they're bought by the state business manager at the semi-annual meeting," he said. "Same time he buys materials for all of the state institutions. He sometimes spends as much as a half-million dollar buying these materials for the state." You cast about for something else to be inquisitive on. "Does the school furnish the light bulbs, too?" "Oh yes, and Mr. Bayley will throw some more pages." In "1927-28 we bought 4500 lamps at a cost of 1175, the new 2023 at $4108, the (Continued on page 3) Players Rehearse 'Olympia' Comedy Will Be Presented by Organization Feb.17 "Olympia," the coming **California Players** production, is now in rehearsal and will open in **Lawrence**, Feb. 17. The play was written by Ferenc Mohar and is under the direction of Prof. Robert Calderwood. "Olympia" is a high comedy expressing the mood and behavior of royalty during the late eighteen hundreds, the struggle between the forces of artistry and architecture. This result of the imperialism of the period. The cast, submitted by Professor Calderwood, includes Claudine Reynolds as Olympia, Norbert Aschutz as Kovacs, Professor Crafton as Colonel Krehl, Mrs. Crafton as the Princess, Robert Ransom as Abel Mary, Elliot as Lina, and Professor Calderwood as the General. No Italo-Ethiopian Peace, Says League Committee Conciliatory Measures by Separate Nations Not Allowed Geneva, Jan. 20. (UP) —The League Conciliation Committee of 13 decided today that new efforts for peace between Italy and Ethiopia are impossible at present. The decision was made as the League Council convened in a tense atmosphere for its nineteenth session. The committee also agree that there shall be no further peace efforts by separate countries such as the Anglo-French proposal to reconcile half of Emperor Haile Selassie's kingdom with Italy. Simultaneously, the Committee of 18 or the Sanctions General Staff was convoked for Wednesday to look over applications of an oil embargo against it. However the committee will remain at the disposal of the belligerents, making it incumbent upon Italy and Ethiopia to make their proposals. Anthony Eden, youthful British politician, making his first appearance before the Commons in September, retains, will outline negotiations, with France, Juglacia, Greece, and Turkey for mutual assistance in event her feet fall into Italy, to the Committee of 18 Wednesday. All four nations reportedly have resumed to aid Britain. Eisen's report on the United Nations' negotiation of international negotiations in connection with the Mediterranean sitio The Committee of 18 also decided: 1. That the League's financial aid to Ethiopia is impossible. 2. Not to investigate Ethiopia's allegations that Italy indiscriminately bombed Red Cross units and committed atrocities against several populace. Premier Benito Mussolini sent a letter to the International Red Cross Headquarters, whom that Italy will do her utmost to avoid further bombing of Red Cross stations. To Give Billiard Exhibition Former Champion To Demonstrate Tricks Shots This Afternoon Erich Huguenleicher of New York, a former world 18.2 ballkine billiards champion, will give a billiard exhibition in the Memorial Union recreation room at 3:30 o'clock this afternoon. The exhibition is being sponsored by the National Billard Association of America. During his appearance Hagenlacher will offer free lessons in the fundamentals of billiards in addition to his exertions and unique retreaction of fancy shots. Hagenacher was born in Stuttgart, Germany, in 1855 and started playing billiards 16 years ago in Berlin. He came to America to compete in world competition at balkine and has remained here ever since. He has participated in the balkine championship tournaments, the balkine championship world event held in Chicago in 1934 when he finished second to Welker Cochran, the present 18.2 king. A unique circumstance surrounding Hagenlacher is the fact that he grew up left-handed, but overcame what some people call a handicap and learned to both write and play billiards right-handed. This balkline star, who has been recognized as one of the world's five leading balkline experts for the past 12 years, has a method of play which is strictly individual. He is a delibrate painstaking and methodical player, always having a definite object for every stroke. KANSAS ROUTS NEBRASKA 45-23. AFTER LATE START Jayhawkers Come From Behind to Trounce Cornhuskers and to Make a Total of Eleven Straight Victories for the Season; Ebling Leads Scoring With 19 Points A crushing second-half offensive which completely submerged the Nebraska Cornhuskers brought the Kansas Jayhawkers a sensational 45-23 victory last night and ran their string of consecutive victories to 13. Spearhead of the attack was Ray Ebling who scored 19 points and played one of the greatest games in his brilliant career. Leading Scorers in Big Six Vesper Services Presented Fine Arts Faculty and Students Play Numbers The crushing victory left the Jayhawkers undisputed leaders of the conference and served to augment the theory that Kansas is going to regain the Big Six title. Nebraska had previously been undefeated in conference play. Groves, KSC g fg. ft. pt. a. T 15 15 6 6 6 Waltman, Neeb. Neb. 3 15 6 4 28 Burke, Kes. 3 11 5 6 9 Kuhn, Ks. 1 10 5 6 8 Toko, Okla. 3 8 7 6 23 Coven, Kyon. 3 8 7 6 7 Toko, Okla. 3 8 7 6 7 Powell, Mo. 4 10 6 10 28 Powell, Mo. 4 10 6 10 28 Ku, KU 14 5 12 52 Meribah Moore, associate professor of voice, sang Harriet Ware's composition, "The Cross," accompanied by Raymond Lester and Andrew Anderson; piano; and Laurie Leaster Anderson. The final movement of Dohniyani "Quintetite in F Minor" was played by Ruth Orcult, piano; Waldemar Getch, first violin; coni; McGrew getch violin; Karl Kuesterstein; violi; and D. M. Swarthout, cello. Joseph Burns, gr, opened the Fine Arts Arts service Sunday afternoon with an organ selection, Buttsteed's "From Heaven Comes the Angel Heat." The Woodwind Quintet, consisting of Helen Rice, Elizabeth Ree, John Mahale, Bamora Harmar, and Millard Laing, assisted by Mary Jane Bruce at the piano, played the opening movement of Thrullus' "Sextette, Op. 6." The Sonata in B Flat* for two violins and piano was played by Woldemar Gellch and Karl Kuehrstein of the Carnegie Hall with Wilma Stoner, *fz*, at the 37奏厅. The Westminster A Capella Chain under the direction of Dean Swarthorth closed the program with three unaccompanied from Candida James, and Barnes. In the first half, the Cornhuskers' zone defense made setups al GRADUATE WORKS AT RADIO STATION IN NEW YORK CITY Mr. Nuckels is also the author of a number of plays produced by the Talks and Events office. Recently he completed a new play which will be produced soon by 'the New Theater League, Mr. Nuckels' and the pen name of Anthony Michael. Rollo Nukkeus, a graduate of the department of speech and dramatic art in NYC, directs the Karaas Players, is now directing actors with the Air Guild at radio station WEVD. New York City He has written all the plays produced by the Guild Student's Poem Published in Star A poem by Elizabeth John Ehright, was published in the Starbear collage series. The poem is entitled "Requiem," and is a tribute to the Shubert theater in Kansas City which has recently been dismantled. Miss Ehright is in the starbear collage series (English), and is a member of Quill Club. Graduate Opens Athletic Shop Wilbur F. Coen, Jr., 53, former big B six player. The former Big Six coach and Cliff Cao, a former student in 1951, recently opened an athletic store in Kansas City, Mo. Previous to this time, "Junior," as he was best known while playing tennis for the University, worked for *u* bank in Kansas City. Woodruff Adresses Entomologists The University Daily Kernel will be published according to the following schedule during the next two weeks: Thursday and Friday, this week; Tuesday and Wednesday, next week. "Curiosities in Insect Nutrition" was the subject on which Dr. L. C. Woodruff spoke to the Entomology Club yesterday. --- hawkers connected with but few of the many shots they flung at the basket from outside the defense. The half ended with Kansas holding a slim 16-14 lead. In the second half Kansas' being in the lead made the Nebraskans desert their concentrated defense and come out to get this. This combined with sensual shooting on the part of the Kansas men, resulted in their running wild. Ebling got eight field goals and three free throws in a brilliant offensive game. He was looping them in from all angles with his right foot. But the only goal. Only 6 feet 2 inches tall, he scored Standing of the Teams | | W L | Pct. | Pets | Opp. Pts. | | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | | Kansas | 4 | .105 | 140 | 82.17 | | Nebraksa | 2 | .667 | 93 | 104.90 | | Kan. State | 1 | 2 | 333 | 83 | 178 | | Oklahoma | 1 | 333 | 333 | 96 | 163 | | Arkansas | 1 | 333 | 350 | 97 | 160 | | Missouri | 1 | 250 | 107 | 103 | 80 | on this type of play with machine-like precision. Milton Allen, the other Jayhawker forward, was runner-up with eight points and kept Kansas in the game during the first half, in which he scored six of his points. Cornhusker Offense Fails The highly touted Nobraba offense was completely smothered in the second half, the Cornhuskers scoring only nine points. The Jayhawks had possession during this period and throttled the Nebraskans' attempts to score. The work of the Kansas reserves was good, with Roy Holliday, speedy forward, doing especially outstanding work. Holiday scored in the four or five minutes he played. Whitaker, Nebraska forward, opened the scoring with a setup but Allen tied the score with a one-hand shot. The Haskers then shot away to an 11-2 lead with one of the most brilliant offensive drives seen this year. The Corn-under is working offline was working perfectly and the passing was bewildering. **Kappelman's Score** Ten minutes of the first half had been played by a kappelman scored from the side to make the score 4-11. This goal touched off a Jayhawker scoring burst. Allen made a setup, Ebling got two tip-ins in rapid succession and Allen scored from the side to give Kansas its first lead of the game, 12-11. Parsons interrupted with a free throw to tie the score but Kappelman scored again and the Jayhawkers took a lead which threw for each team made the score 16-14 for Kansas and that was the way the half ended. Praille opened the second half with a beautiful shot from the side and the Jayhawkers were off. Parians made a free throw but Bowie duplicated this and Ebling scored twice to make the score 23-15. The first of these two goals by Ebling came when Ray debilled the third down in front of the handed piece of work. He threw the ball back over his head for the second goal. Ebling Is Consistent Widman made a one-hand shot for Nebraska and Ebling did the same for Kansas. Pralle made a setup and Allen tossed in a free throw to give Kansas a nine minutes to play. Leeson's charity time won center court from center court gave Nebraska three more points. Allen made a free throw and Wahlsqutist retraced. Pralle scored from the side with seven minutes to play to run the score at 81-21 and to start a Jayhawk spurt. Ebling made a Jackson-Kappel added a free throw. Holliday, contributed another free throw, Ebling drove in for a setup and was fouled. He made the free throw and the Jayhawkers led 38-21. Wahl- (Continued on page 4)