UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN The Official Student Paper of the University of Kansas NUMBER 79 VOLUME XXXIII --- on the SHIN By REX WOODS, sp LAWRENCE, KANSAS, THURSDAY, JANUARY 16, 1936 Tiffany Thayer's Dirt . . . . . . No Broken Heart but a Sore Baw . . A New Year's Bed of Roses . . Profeiter . . . Canned Jazz Takes the Count . . Blackburn the Hill's Equigma . . the Queen Meets a Pair of Uppers . . . Phipps Fights . . . Journalistic Don Juan . . . Kansas City Pi Phi Loves the Guy (Edited by David Hamlin) "There is something about immorality and dirt in the high places that is intrinsic to our lives," she estate."Tiffany Thayer. You see both ends are served by this column.The person written about sees his name in print and the rest of the readers get the same impression. Bob Cunningham may become an Emperor State Teacher next semester. His plans were released to the general public by wire leased recently-He's leaving many friends and one sore jaw behind. The Chi Omega's should charge "for" their legal services—Bob Williams, A.T.O., is expected back from his hospital, and he hasn't been in bed since New Year's eve. Collegiate: The girl who having gone with her boy friend for a long time is, in fact, a big fan of the girls she date the coke money--Incidentally why doesn't a former member of a prominent fraternity shake loose from the group who Chii Chi pays the freight too often. There's always a bit of the comic about the Union building. On the third floor every Wednesday—200 plowmen plot their weary way—to the tunes of "The Raven." They are also the hate they hate the darn things—13's the thing to do however and so everyone goes. Red Blackburn does everything everyone else would like to do and not get talked about.-Last night he walked around the school, where a contribution to youth and beauty and not so long ago he was seen buying a bag at the local book store.-And while we're on the subject, just how does he keep that refreshed look after a hard day? Isabelle Perry went to the hotel Kanaan Citan over the holidays to see if she couldn't get a glimpse of Allen in the lobby, the basketters staying there at the time.—Since it was no go, she wrote him a note to have delivered—I took two writings and much crumpled paper to complete the task—A. K. U. student; A. K. U. student; Since Perry knew him over to pass the day's pleasantness only to discover the boy had just had his teeth pulled and was sitting nursing a new pair of uppers—he stammered out the horrible truth, and so missed an opportunity to talk to a beautiful queen—Life's darkest moment. Phipps made one of his rare mistakes the other night but it turned out all right just the same—He called some guy up he didn't know—the guy knew him, however, and invited himself up to Brick for a film test. He was at the time but has tasted the task—No fight—the other fellow never appeared. + + + "Puffy" Howell, a former A.T.O, now engaged to a home town girl at Hosington, stood up a Lawrence Chi Omega the night of the Chi O party because he learned that the girl had asked a boy from Topeka before she had asked him. The girl finally took one of the boys that pushes the little valves down—One non-fraternity man nearly got killed last year for doing that, Puffy. Several prominent campus figures will take part in the hunger march at the annual Food Bank of Houston and John Malone plan to open a dog food stand along the line of march. A prominent journalism student comes in for his share of the trouble in this column--He's going with two, count 'em, girls at one and the same time-I'll grant that no reader of the rag knows either one-Watch your Is the Wal "nuts" Pi Phi playing (Continued on Page Three) + + + Joint Committee Plans to Authorize President's Party Roosevelt's Birthday to Be Celebrated in More Than 5,000 Cities and Towns. The President's birthday party, to be celebrated Jan. 20, in more than 5000 cities and towns all over the country, will be an authorized party for University of Kansas campus, it was decided yesterday by the Joint Committee on Student Affairs. This party will be the third annual celebration by patriotic and philanthropic groups all over the country of the President's birthday, although the University participated for the first time last year. Its party, held at the Memorial Union building, attracted a huge crowd, and is requested to have netted more than $3000. The money received at the party is split between the local committee and the National Warm Springs Foundations, 70% going to the local committee, 25% to purchase buytrees and other sites for persons afflicted with paralysis. President Roosevelt established the Warm Springs foundation in Georgia a number of years ago, following his almost entire retirement. The President's parties were designed to aid this foundation in its work, but so much attention has been attracted to it that its needs are fully satisfied now. The majority of those receiving goes to build up local units. Last year parties were held both at the Memorial Union and the Eldridge hotel, and tickets were good for admission to either. This year however, the memorial was closed to ambition, and some doubt was expressed by the committee if there would be enough students remaining to warrant holding two separate parties. Roger Williams, chairman of the local community board, said that students would prefer holding their own party on the Hill, and that he believed enough would be present to justify it. However, the committee action simply made it permissible for students to attend the party, regardless of whether it was held at the hotel or at both places. The committee refused a petition by George Guernsey, Phi Giang Delta, which would permit each organized house to hold one party a year with a one o'clock closing hour. Guernsey pre- presented his petition, which was for a sented his petition, which was for a sake of clarity. He clarified the matter, as he said that was formerly the custom to permit such parties, and he wished to know why that had happened. At present only four class parties are allowed a one o'clock closing hour. Miss Elizabeth Meguari, adjudicator of the 120 closing hour represented a company at several years ago, when women going to parties were allowed to stay out later than women going elsewhere. One member of the committee members of the Hill orchestra, who would thus obtain an extra hour's playing time. Others objected because it would only bring up the same problem of dislocation between students going to a party and students attending other functions. --by delegates of the United States, Britain, France, and Italy. The Japanese then officially announced withdrawal. Juniors and Seniors in College Lost-stater seniors and second-stater juniors who are in the process of completing law and medicine may enroll for next semester during the days indicated above. They should come to the College office for an ap- Juniors and seniors in the College should see their major advisers about next semester's program before March 13. In January 17. The office hours of major advisers will be found posted on departmental bulletin boards. Freshmen and sophomores in the College will have the opportunity to consult their advisers about next semester's work during the days from Jan. 13 through Jan. 17. Consult the bulletin board informs the College office for the dates of advises and their office hours. College Freshmen and Sophomores --by delegates of the United States, Britain, France, and Italy. The Japanese then officially announced withdrawal. J. H. NELSON, Associate Dean Comic Dancers Praised Evelyn Swarthout, Writing From New York, Says She Was Spelibound Evelyn Swarthout, who is now in New York, writes to her father, D. M. Swarthout, dean of the School of Fine Arts of the Trucki Sworthock Come Dan Larson program at university Auditorium Tuesday evening. Miss Swarthout writes: "Saw Trial Sworthock yesterday. And now I wish I had some new superlatives. She'ssimilar to me. So I'm ready to start with. Such mimicking I've never seen. If you can only give her such a build-up that people will realize they must not miss her! It was pure magic. The students will adore it. The really have something coming." The ballet has been held over a full week longer than first scheduled owing to the enthusiasm of New York audiences to see this interesting pantomime ballet. Twenty-two dancers make up the cast and the program promises to be one of the most novel friends that has ever come to Lawrence. The comic dancers will appear as the third regular attraction on the University Concert Course. University to Honor Chancellor E. H. Lindley All-Student Convocation to Be One of Many Festivities On February 11, the University of Kansas will honor Dr. E. H. Lindley for his service as Chancellor for the university and will be invited to the vacation will be held on that day, with Dr. Lotus D. Coffman, president of the University of Minnesota, giving the address, Charles M. Harger of Ablename, and James R. Regents, will preside at the assembly. In the evening, a dinner will be healed, in honor of Chancellor and Mrs. Lindley. All members of the University will be invited to the dinner, and their wives will be invited to the dinner, but outside guests will be limited to the Governor and members of the Board of Regents. Paul B. Lawson, the president of Liberal Arts will act as teastmaster. For 15 years, Dr. Lindley has served the University of Kansas faithfully. During these years, many improvements have been made. Although not a major accomplishment for the glory of Kansas and her educational institutions than has he. Soon after he became Chancellor of the University, he was faced with the challenge of making sure he would fit for the school. He lent his efforts to persuading the legislature that Kansa's schools were her greatest source of income. Through his unifying work, the appropriation was Dr. Lindley was born in Indiana and is a graduate of the University of that state. He attended Clark University for sometime and then studied abroad. He returned to Indiana University to teach and was employed in the dean's office at the university for twenty years. He next accepted the position of President of the University of Idaho, where he served with remarkable efficiency. Fifteen years ago, he came to the University of Kansas. Since that time he has proved invaluable as far as the welfare of the University is concerned. Dr. Lindley has done much better than any university than any other person through a speaking tours throughout the nation. Chancellor E. H. Lindley who spoke before the annual dinner session of the school board and teachers of the Independence, Kan., schools, the Independence Lions club, and other honored guests, Tuesday evening at Independence was presented with a pair of Jayhawker book-ends by James Clement, superintendent of the Independence school, where they were inscribed with "Independence Schools 1936." The Chancellor has placed them in his office. The University may well be proud of a leader such as Dr. Lindley. Among the guests attending the dinner session were ex-Governor Ben Paulen of Independence, and Clarence P. Oakes, 22, also of Independence, who was a graduate student where he studied conditions for a series of articles which were syndicated. CHANCELLOR E. H. LINDLEY SPEAKS AT INDEPENDEN Graduates Enroll As Usual Enrollment procedure in the Graduate School will remain unchanged this year. The usual policy of "first come first served" will be the rule. Students will enroll February 3 and 4 at the graduate office. Japan Holds Out For Naval Parity With U.S., Britain London, Jan. 15, (UP) — The five-year naval power conference was arrested on top of Japan's admiralty court and the United States, and naval officials in the other delegations immediately predicted a naval construction race among the countries. "Japan will start immediately high sea construction of submarine destroyers and small auxiliary war-craft, probably forcing a race with the United States and Britain in those categories," one expert said. The chairman of the naval conference will reply to Japan's note of withdrawal tomorrow, regretting departure of the Japanese delegation and expressing the hope that Tokio will leave observers, it was understood. Not the slightest encouragement was given Japan at today's session. The conference will resume tomorrow as a four-power parley to which Germany and Russia may be invited later, but the merger of Japan made any real accomplishment towards naval reduction or limitation impossible. Delegates Predict Fiere Race Between Three Great Powers May Result Premier Will Go to League The Japanese building program, forecast by other naval experts, is necessary to insure that Japan also would expand her airport and would build a number of light cruisers crammed with maximum armament. Meanwhile, belief increased among diplomats that Anthony Edon, British foreign secretary and acknowledged leader in the League's Inso-Ethiopian sanction program, would not push for oil sanction at this session. Paris, Jan. 15—(UP)—The French cabinet today introduced Premier Pierre Laval to give full reports to the League of Nations in the Italo-Ethiopian crisis to co-operate loyalty with Great Britain and to continue efforts at conciliation at the League's session opening Jan. 20 at Geneva. Cabinet Intrusts Laval With French Efforts For Peace The French also insist that Laval and Eden will go to Geneva without any definite plans and without attention taking any initiative in this respect. The five-power conference, foredoomed to failure, ended as such today after Japan's parity demand again was struck in a strongly written statement Donald Johnson, c36, and Charles Fulton, c38, will leave this morning for Manhattan, where they will meet two members of the Kansas State debate team on the question "Resolved that state colleges should limit their encounters to broadcast from Manhattan over station KFAC at 1:30 this afternoon. DEBATERS WILL MEET AGGIES IN ARGUMENT ON ENROLLMEZ This is one of a series of debates on current problems being broadcast over the Internet and sponsored by Kansas State College and Fuller will uphold the negativity. Authorized Parties Dean G. C. Shad of the School of Engineering will go to Kansas City this afternoon for a meeting of the Americas on Monday at the Ambassadeur hotel tonight. The meeting will be a joint one of the ASME and the American Institute of Electrical Engineers. DEAN SHAAD WILL ATTEND ELECTRICAL MEETING TODA Dean Shaad is chairman of the Kansas City section of the society. Lutheran Students Association, 1046 New Hampshire, 11:30. Acacia, Eldridge Hotel, 12. Sigma Phi Gamma House, 12. Saturday, January 18 Alpha Omicron Pi, House 12. Variance Dame, Memorial Union, (Limited Date) Friday. January 17 --- ELIZABETH MEGUIAR. ADVICE OF WOMEN. For the Joint Com- Affairs. mittee on Student --their home court. In 1934 the Kansas men managed to eke out a 27-25 victory, and that was the first win for the Jayhawkers since 1927. Rose Bowl Contest Winner Returns Impressed By California Weather Tales of California's favorable weather conditions have at least one stammer supporter in the person of Agnes Skroem and the women of the women's Rose Bowl contest ticket. In an interview yesterday with a Kanan reporter, Miss Skolout insisted that she was most impressed during her trip by the marvelous California weeder. At the time of her arrival, Dec. 31, in San Diego, the first stop on her entourage, the Pacific Fleet was in dock there, and New Year's Eve was spent with a sailor acquaintance who is a member of the fleet, and Lloyd Burd-Allen, the other ticket winner, in a tour of the night clubs of Los Angeles. The two contest winners lost Los Angeles early the following day, and arrived in Pasadena to time in witness the famous Tournament of Roses parade. Asked what impressed her most at the annual Rose Bowl football game, which she attended that afternoon, Miss Replied, "the enormous road." The following day, Jan. 2, was spent in a visit to the M.G.M. motion picture studios at Culver City, Calif. Favorable weather conditions did not accompany Miss Skolout on her home-ward trip. At Raton Pass, in the Rockies, the bus in which she was riding was strained and had to be dragged out by a tractor. Robert Kenyon, 637, business manager of the Jawkery magazine which sponsored the contest, said that he was satisfied with the response made toward it by the students, and that he expected it to be continued in the future Kipling Grows Weaker After Crucial Operation Physicians Fight Peritonitis as Poet's Condition Becomes Grave Becomes Grave London, Jan. 15—(UP)—The condition of Rudyard Klipper, noted British poet who underwent an emergency abduction, was taken to a hospital for ulcers remained critical tonight. The patient, however, was maintaining slight improvement which was noted early today, after a bad three week surgery. He slept almost continually after 3 a.m. It was announced last night that his physicians were fighting peritonitis which set in yesterday. Thousands of messages of sympathy from all over the world, many of them from the United States, were received at the hospital. Jewelry Expert to Speak Frank G. Hale Also Will Exhibit Prize Hand-Made Pieces Frank Gardner Hale, of Boston, master craftsmen in jewelry, will speak tomorrow afternoon at 3:30 o'clock in the auditorium of the Administration building. The program is being sponsored by the department of design. Mr. Hale has won a name for himself in the art of designing and making jewelry. He will bring with him an exhibition of his hand-made jewelry which he will display Thursday afternoon and Friday. Mr. Hale studied at the Norwich Art school and the school of the Boston Museum of Fine Arts. Later he studied at the Guild of Handicraft in Chipping Campden, England. Mr. Hale is an active member of the Boston Society of Artists and vice president of the Boston Jewelers' Guild. He has also been dean of the Craftsmans' Guild of Marblehead and vice president of the Boston Society of Arts and Crafts. PROFESSOR NASH TO SPEAK AT MEETING OF KIWANIS CLU B. A. Nash, associate professor of education, will speak in ElDorado tonight at a meeting of the Kiwiana Club and the Mentally Non-Adjusted of Kansas." Prof. Nash is prominent in activities of the Kiwanis organization. He is vice president of the Lawrence club and chairman of the Missouri-Kansas-Akansas district for underprivileged children. "Kansas Engineer" Out Saturday Another issue of the "Kansas Engineer" will be distributed Saturday Jan. 18, according to editor Frank Neal *66*. Featured in the edition will be an announcement being installed east of Lawrence on Kansas state highway No. 10, and information concerning the department's dedication to the School of Engineering. Totals ... 9 11 THE BOX SCORE Dr. Landes Elected Officer Officials: Parke Carroll, Dr. E. C. Jayes Kansas (29) g. ft. Ebling, f 2) Holdill, f 0) Allen, f 1) Shaffer, f 0) Nokes, f 4) Koppelman, g 3) Praille, g 2) Missouri (25) | g. ft. Strum, f | 1 | 0 Brown, f | 0 | 0 Murray, f | 1 | 1 Carroll, f | 1 | 1 Henderson, c | 4 | 0 Powell, g | 3 | 0 Hafferty, g | 0 | 0 Adams, g | 0 | 0 Jayhawkers Win on Tiger Court for Third Time in Six Years; Free Throws Account for Winning Score Since Allen's Men Tally Only Nine Field Goals Geologist Named Vice - President of Sigma Gamma Epsilon The University of Kansas basketball team continued its winning trek last night by defeating the Missouri Tigers, 29-25, at Columbia. it was the third straight conference victory for the Jayhawkers, and heir tenth straight this season. Dr. Kenneth K. Landes, professor of geology at the University of Kansas, and assistant state geologist, was recently elected vice-president of Sigma Gamma Epsilon, national fraternity for geologists, metallurgists, miners, and ceramists. The fraternity was founded at the University of Kansas in 1915, and has grown to a national organization of 30 members, scattered from Cornell Husky, N.A., X.Y., to the University of Southern California at Los Angeles. YOUNG REPUBLICANS GATHER TO PLAN SPRING CAMPAIGN Dr. Landes has been on the staff at the University for 10 years. He is a fellow of the Geological Society of America, the American Association for the Advancement of Science, and of the Mineralogical Society of America, for which he has just completed a three-year term as council member. He is a graduate from the University of Science, the Kansas Geological Society, and Sigma Xi. He has published more than 50 articles and bulletins on geology and mineralogy. The club intends to bring a number of Republican speakers of state-wide reputation to the campus during the coming term for the furtherance of their movement. A schedule of speaking dates is not yet available. The Young Republican club met in Green hall last night to discuss the membership drive now being staged so that we can make plan for the spring semester. Ray Noble and Ray Ebling were the big guns in the Kansas attack, each contributing ten points. The Missouri team outscored the Jayhawkers from the floor, but too many fouls was the cause of their downfall. The Tigers committed 15 fouls and Kansas made good 11 free tosses to one for Missouri. This is the second time in six years that the Jayhawkers have Hauptman Repreive Predicted Philadelphia, Jan. 15—(UP) The Trump administration in a copywritten story, that Governor Harold Hoffman will announce a stay of execution of repreive of 30 days for Bruno Richard Hauptmann. He has not been heard from it had learned from 'source close to the governor' that the last minute repreive will be granted "largely because the governor wants the time to investigate startling new information he reached his office from a criminalist." Campus Calendar KANSAS DEFEATS MISSOURI 29-25 TO BREAK OLD JINX Thursday, January 18 Bacteriology Club luncheon, cafeferia, Bacteriology Museum, 12:30 p.m. Chemistry Club meeting, 21st Chemistry, bldgs. 4:30 pm. Kappa Psi, Memorial Union, 7:30 p.m. Sigma Phi Epsilon dance, 9-12 p.m. Friday, January Acacia party, Hotel Eldridge, 9-12 p.m. Saturday, January 18 Alpha Omicron Pi party, 9-12 p.m. Varsity day, Memorial Union, 9-12 p.m. Carmin Henderson was the leading scorer for the Tigers, eight points from four fields goals, but he was forced out in the game on personal fouls. The Kansas men held a halftime advantage of 15-9 and managed to keep enough lead throughout the game to stave off several Missouri allies. The Jayhawkers played a clean game, having only five fouls called on them, and those fouls were committed by two men. EBLING Dr. Allen broke away from his custom of using the "iron man" first team Kansas State for the whole game, using Holiday and Shaffer to replace Allen and Ebling. This defeat at the hands of Kansas contrasted with losing streak to three straight in the conference. The Tigers won their Big Six win over Oklahoma and Alabama and loot to Nebraska and umbia has always been a fly in the Kansas soup. Last week, two games from Kansas to blast the Jayhawkers out of the ier accustomed first place, although Missouri in the two games played here. By winning from Missouri, the Jay- hawkers have strengthened their hold on first place in the conference and have greatly increased their chances of continuing throughout the season un- uefated. The Missouri game at Col- The Kansans have actually won twelve PAY NOBLE eutally won twelve MY WEEKS raight games, since they went ahead > defeat Oklahoma twice after their ownfall at Missouri last year. Dr. Allen's gloomy predictions as to the chances of his "little giants" are proving more and more unfounded as the team continues to win. The Jay-hawkers seem to have whatever it takes to win, whether it be long shots, free throws, or puzzling offensive plays. Every member of the team has been able to add points to the Kansas total. They can also play to play a tight defensive game without fouling has enabled the first five to go "bough the entire game." The Jayhawkers will now begin preparation for the Nebraska game which will be next Monday night, after which they will host two weeks to get ready for Iowa State. ELEVEN STUDENTS TAKE PART IN ADVANCED STUDENT RECITAL The first of the Advanced Student Recitals took place Monday night before a fair-sized audience at the University Auditorium. The program as previously announced was changed due to the illness of Zorolla Emerson who was to be held at the University of playing did uniformly creditable work. They were from the studios of D. M. Swearthow, Carl A. Prayer, Irene Pease, Meredith Moore, Alice Monierfrie, Marilyn Meyers, and Sharon Skitten and Laurel Everette Anderson. Those who took part were: piano, Joyce Vetter; Robert Clotzbach, and Mary Jane Bruee; voice, Marie Frances Butler, Ted Val Saul, and Keith Daull. John Stough, Robert Sedore; organ, Magnolia Hall and Charles McMains.