PAGE TWO UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN. LAWRENCE. KANSAS TUESDAY. DECEMBER 10. 1935 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN OFFICIAL STUDENT PAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWRENCE, KANSAS PUBLISHER HENRY A. MEYER, JR. EDITOR IN CHIEF MICHAEL HARLIN BOB BORRINSON ASSOCIATE EDITORS JACK PENTOID MANAGING EDITOR SHIRLEY JONES BUSINESS MANAGER F. 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Purchase at the University of Kansas from the Purchase of Journalism at the University of Kansas from the Purchase of Journalism at the University of Kansas from the Purchase of Subscription price, per year, $1.00 cash in advance, $1.25 on payments. Single copies, jcaph. Entered as second class master, September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas. TUESDAY MORNING, DECEMBER 10, 1935 TWO LITTLE SEALS SAT ON A ROCK Two little soils were content on a rock until the sun became uncomfortable hot. said Reddy seal, "Let's jump off this rock." Said Brownie seal, "Is there water below?" Said Reddy seal, "There is water below." Said Brownie seal, "How do you know?" Said Reddy seal, "I think there is therefore Said Reddy seal, "I think there is, therefore I know." Said Brownie seal, "Thought is not enough, for if we jump and no water is there, the sun will be just as hot and broken bones will confuse the plot, and we will be no better off than we are right now." "You ought to know?" said Brownie seal, "but might I be so bold as to ask why you are sure your thinking is accurate when the best we can do is speculate?" "Now do you see?" So Reddy seal enlarged his point with profound words and phrases, 'til finally thinking he had upset completely the status quo, he said, "I'm afraid I don't," answered Brownie soul, "for I still lack confidence to jump, even though the paint is shiny." a sneered and sneered. Then Reddy seal began to sneer. He sneered and sneered and sneered. Not his own For an idea Was worthy of no better use. And experiment But Brownie seal beaten to feel that sneering could not prove, or help to prove that water was below, so as his ire began to rise, he thought he'd better Exercise his own brain With the ideas Reddv offered. But from the rock he did not jump, instead straight down its side he went carefully until he found that water was right there where Reddy said he'd find it. But Reddy seal stayed on the rock. And sneered and sneered Because he knew that Brownie seal was a stodgy old conservatist. "The mental energy given off by a professor during an hour lecture is equivalent to the energy supplied by eating one-half a peanut."—Dr. Morris Fishbein. WORLD'S BEST SELLER Four hundred years ago, a man had the courage and faith to defy the English authorities and printed the first English translation of the Holy Bible. Now, this book has become the world's most beloved. Today, at an all-University convention, Dr. Edgar J. Goodspeed of the University of Chicago will speak in commemoration of this first printing. Dr. Goodspeed is well qualified to give such an address as he has been active for more than 35 years in Bible translation and research. In this day of skepticism and doubt, there are a few who look on the Bible as mere chronological history and deny anything concerning its divine origin. To them the Bible is the history of the Jewish race and no more. Perhaps this outlook is due to the fact that we were before. There is the tendency for people with a little knowledge to doubt the veracity of anything which they do not understand. No one book ever known in the history of man has enjoyed such widespread circulation and effect as has the Bible. It has been translated into every written language of the world. Missionaries have carried it into the darkest corners of the It is only titting that this book should have been first printed into the English language by a man who had more faith in a supreme power than fear in a tyrannical government. earth so that the mission, "Go unto all the world and preach the gospel," might be fulfilled. Articles in this volume do not necessarily reflect the opinions of the authors, and are based on information largely subject to change by the editor. Conventions of publication are different from those used in other publications. Campus Opinion Editor Daily Kansan: Some witty person once said as the wintry blasts passed through the thin seat of his trousers. "Well we kin all be just like the now rich, wear thin clothes and drink ice water." we University students enjoy this fellow because he could drink ice water. This warm mouthwash that feely吹 or unsuspectingly gushes from our gum infected drinking machines, can be used for a fund or an appropriation that would enable us to have two distinct piping systems. One for the radiators and one for the drinking fountains. Editor Daily Kansan: There be parous times indeed when a small number of joyfully irresponsible students are able to attack the publication of an article expressing the views of a great majority of the student body, and so to dissemble with the pathe that, far from being condemned for their behavior, they were being measured upheld and applauded. I am the author of an article which appeared in these columns recently, presenting what seemed at the time, and what still seems, a fair criticism of a speech made by a heater on the student forum platform. The article was hurriedly written, but I maintain that it expresses the main points of my research and finds no in objection to it will withdraw a searching inquiry. In writing the article I was not intending to attack the forum committee, nor do I do so now. The committee has achieved a landable success in bringing speakers here to present subjects which do not receive adequate treatment elsewhere. But, in none of the publicity, nor in none of the committee previews to Mr. Calverton's appearance, it was mentioned that he would speak on anything other than his announced subject. S. C.S. I was fortunate enough to spend some time with McMalverton prior to his speech, and, as I had no way of knowing in what direction his real interest lay. I questioned him recently in his letter to the editor in issue 1 inside and every subsequent statement made, including his speech, forced me to the conclusion that he was here for the sole purpose of sounding out radical sentiment in the University of Kansas, and of making it clear who are members who are required to be engaged in radical activity. If these coally excited persons who subscribe to such mass propaganda would only dent from their grumbling, they would perceive that the whole student body is being dangerously weakened and that their sentiment that the economic structure of the country is being dangerously weakened by the continuance of the present order. But if Uncle Sam is grouchy and not being able to help him, about going to the dentist, the situation won't be helped any by having a lot of joyfully irresponsible nices and neophobe clamor to have him rush down immediately. He's going eventually, and he'll probably pick out a bet- These self-styled "non liberals are not liberals at all." They do not seek to disseminate the truth, but rather a speculative mockery of the truth. They do not seek to stimulate real mental activity, but rather a sort of endocrine excavability which manifests itself in a sore-headed caviating at everything at variance with their own self-centered views. What they fear most is that, may I say, they are "not liberals." Elk and Legnaniate in Kansas will hike right up to the presidency and demand a legislative investigation of liberal activity on the campus." Hugh Gordon Hadley. OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Vol. 33 December 10,1935 No.64 Noticees due to Charleston's Office at 3 p.m. regarding regular publication days and 11:30 a.m. Saturday for SunsetSiays, Inc. ALL-UNIVERSITY CONVOCATION: An all-Uni- iversity convocation will be held this morning at ten o'clock in the University auditorium. Dr. Edgar J. Good- speed will speak. E. H. Lindley. --- ADVANCED STANDING OF Y. W. C. A.: The Advanced Standing of Y.W.C.A. will meet at 30 afterschool at Henley House. All upper class women are invited. Betty Hanson, Chairman. FOOTBALL STILEMEN: Checks are ready. Call at the Athletic Office. Herbert G. Alphin. HOME ECONOMICS CLUB: The Home Economics Club will meet at 4 clock this afternoon at the Home Management house. Miss Mary Hurtburt will speak on "Domestic Conditions in South Africa." INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS CLUB: There will be a meeting this evening at 6 o'clock in the cafeteria. A general discussion will be held on American neutrality legislation. N. Hardy, President. Beulah Pinneo, President. INTERIACIAL COMMISSION: The Interracial Commission of the W.C.A. will have a meeting at Henley House Thursday at 10 a.m. to speak on "A Swedish Christmas." Please be prompt. Martha Peterson, Dorothy Hodge, Evelyn Wallace. KAPPA PHI. There will be a Kappa PHI pledge and colleague meeting this evening at 6:30 at 129 Tennessee Co-chairmen. SIGMA ETA CHI: The regular supper meeting will be held at 5 o'clock this evening at the home of Hazel Rice, 1538 Vermont Street. Bring a guest. Mrs. E. M. Owen will speak on "M trip to Trip" in SOCIAL RELATIONS STUDY Group The Social Relation Study Group will meet at 4:30 this afternoon at the University of Texas. Evangeline Clark, President. FAMOUS BRITISH SCIENTIST PREDICTS BREAKING OF MOON Calamities Following Destruction of the Satellite Would Have Tremendous Effect on Our Economic and Social Life By George Oyler, c'37 What will happen if we lose our moon as Sir James Jensen, British scientist, says we will? Sir Jensen says that the moon which is falling toward the earth, will crash, break, first into two pieces, then four, six, eight and continue into many small particles. He says that if a spherical body can end, the moon most certainly will, although he sets no definite time for the accident to occur. It may happen any day. The moon will light on moonlight and have continuous moonlight reflected by these particles which will take the form of Saturn's rings. If this happens, weose to those college students who like to love in the moon-light. What is to be their sad plight? Theer will be so many small moons that none will have any significance. But now is no time for that. There are people with special interests that later, if we have a college after the "hunt-up" takes place. If the farmers do not have the moon they won't know when to plant their potatoes. Potatoes planted at the end of a season are "real" potatoes, but will have only a heavy bunch of tops. It not only makes planting potatoes guess-wow, but also our college life, for when there are not enough potatoes we will be practically no boarding homes. Yet there are many more serious matters with which the moon is connected. There are the tides, think o' them. The moon's gravity and momentum is no longer here to run their. That will blow up the life work of many scientists who have been studying to find a way to harness the tides and turn it on to power lights for turning the machinery of the earth. Ancient Antics 20 Years Ago BY DLIH. Ad Linden, star Kansas and Valley football player of this year, will be the new 1916 Jajuwahkari captain. He was elected by the team members last night at a dinner in honor of the team at the Eldridge. There is also the weather to consider. Do you realize that the moon is one of the largest factors in determining the temperature upon the whitish ring around it to tell them if there is a storm coming, not necessarily a windstorm, but bad weather in general. If there is a break from which the storm is coming. Two boys caught in a raid of a dive at Kansas City, gave two University students' names when arrested. The two that were caught then promptly jumped bond causing embarrassment to the two students whose names were used—The Kansan becomes thoroughly and properly incarved at the imperviousness of any debauchied creature who has been in possession and is a jail term, and fine himself and let's two K.U. students take the unjustified rap.) Besides enduring our colleges, we definitely lose two schools of thought concerning the wet and dry moon. The wet moon lies on a new moon lies flat on its back it is a wet moon, that it acts as a reservoir for rain. The other argues that it is not a wet moon until the new moon stands upright and pours water on the The all-University convocation Friday, all the students will sing Christmas songs. Such a singing program has been found popular in the past. Then, there are the writers, poets and song-writers to consider. What will happen to them? The moon has been through the ages. We have a moon song for nearly every state in the union and some thrown in extra, to say nothing of the setting which the dogs must know from the mansion provides for a murder. All dances except the freshman, sophomore, junior and senior class dances will close at midnight according to information received at the Kansan from the office of the adviser of women—(It seems that at 12:01 the women's morals became endangered—good romance or bad fun!) Sixteen Jayhawkers were awarded 'K's at the football banquet-Tonight only at the Varsity theatre-Viola The end of the moon is more serious than we might think. We call good "Illegal" whisky "moonshine". We call insane people "lunatics" (taming sleeping in the moonlight causes insanity. Not only do we plant potatoes by a certain moon time, but we plant many things in the light or dark of the moon to make it easier for us to kill our pigs in the light of the moon they will all fry out into grease. The moon controls and has such a great influence over so many things, it will indeed be a calamity when the moon comes closer, we can't get about without the moon. Dana in, "Children of Evil"—(Not to be prophetic but just factual, our generation, according to our olders would probably have as the current attraction, "Children of Evil," *so*, with forty years behind, the famous Dvau devil dance). One student found a man looking in her window at the boarding house the other night. She promptly bought a gun to warn off any future visits of the Keeping Tom—(Shotguns are still used to get their man but now the boarding house girl's policy is 'bring em back alive.) - Christmas time always means just a little stretching of the pocket book, but you can still have fun if you allow it to Nanette's. - Or course, you know you dress her are些 $7.99—but really, they do ook much more expensive! - Of course, hy now, you know OVER THE BOOK NOOK 1021 Mass. 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