PAGE TWO SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 3. 1935 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KAN5AS LAWRENCE KAN5AS PUBLISHER HERBERT A. MEYER JR. EDITOR IN-CHIEF BILL RUTGERS ASSOCIATE EDITORS MELENN HALIFIN PERFORMANCE EDITOR RUSSELL CITIZUM MANAGING EDITOR MARGARET BOTT BUSINESS MANAGER F. QUESTION BROWN STAFF Campus Editor ISAMS PARKHOLLAND Make-up Editor AILEE COASNER Sports Editor HOWELL BURKE Assistant HORACE MAYON News Editor DONNEL HUIL Swift Editor JOHN MATRONE Sunday Editor KRISTA KOVAS Sunday Editor SHIPLEY JOHN KANSAN BOARD MEMBERS MARCARIE BORNE RUTHEREM HAYNER RUTHEREM HAYNER F. IQUENTIN BROWN ROTHERT MURRAY RUTHERT MURRAY SHIRLEY JONES ALTERN MICHELSON HIGH JACKSON ALTERN MICHELSON TELEPHONES Business Office...K71..66 New Business...K71.. New Business, Business Office...K71. K71.66 Sole and exclusive national advertising representatives NATIONAL ADVERTISING SERVICE, Inc. Chicago, Boston, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Portland, Seattle Published Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Sunday mornings except dawn, school holidays by students in the department of Journalism of the University of Kansas from the Press of the Department of Journalism. Subscription price, per year, $1.00 cash in advance, $5.25 on payments. Single couch, 10 cash. Entered as second class master, September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lafayette, Karnataka. SUNDAY MORNING, NOVEMBER 3.1935 JUST SUPPOSING News dispatches tell us that at least 30,000 armed Ethiopians have dressed their country and have crossed to the Italian lines. Later news items tell of the Halians permitting the men in the captured towns to keep their rifles. The rifle is the Black Man's most prized possession, to lose it. To top this off, no trace of disturbance has been shown by Haile Selassie at this wholesale desertion. Messages are still sent in that country by means of drums. The Ethiopian owes allegiance to only two personalities: God and the Desendants of the Queen of Sheba. Too, anyone who has traveled in that part of the world will tell you the stories of the kingdom and break promises as part of their daily routine. When the Italian troops have won their way deep into the mountainous country, they toiled up and down mile deep gorges, and have pressed on so rapidly that they out-march their supply trains, what is to keep the Ethiopians from suddenly remembering there's a war going on? A message sent rumbling across the mountains, a swish of a knife through the night air, the startled gasp of a sentinel pulled into false security, and then voluminous robots start disgorging all manner of weapons as well as bandolier after banderoll of cartridges. The Ethiopian deserters and inhabitants of captured towns, well fed on food donated by Italian commissaries, accompanied by their tigerish wives and fighting slaves commence backtracking and catch "Fascian's Best!" stranded on mountain crags. Mountain sides once studded with huge boulders become covered with roaring, cataclism avalanches. The black man knows all the secret passages and night is his natural fighting element. Slinking along paths that are hardly discernible even in daylight, the half-savage Lion-man jabs and shakes with his cold steel. The canyons run red with blood, and the Black Shirts become buzzard bait when the sun sends its first light shifting down the valleys. The cream of Fascism—annihilated. The reason of Possessing Anyway, just supposing. When a man begins "regretting" the things that he has done, he, somehow, reaches the happy conclusion that the things that he doesn't regret were hardly worth doing—Topka Del Capitán. Dr. Towsard said, "I can safely predict that next year our plan will support the Government's social security legislation." Safety, perhaps, but how accurately?—Boston Evening Transcript. "Liverorme, Cal., honors Max Baer as a leading citizen." The title undoubtedly originated from his habit of loading with the chin. Kanyan City, Kanyan —Kansas City Kansan WOOD-CARVING DE LUXE Fourteen veterans lined the wall, their arms broken, some had legs missing, others had gaping holes in their backs. For years they carried the weight of the younger generation on their sturdy legs. Now they have been retired with honorable mention. A scene in a veteran's hospital? Nowe, merely the way a row of chairs looked after a struggle with a classroom full of students; mute evidence of the carelessness possessed by many students; mute evidence of the presence of students who do not confine their wood-carving talents to the workshop; mute evidence of students having to work together, but their own hide and last, names and initials left by students who would leave evidence of their presence to be handed down through posity. There is *no* reason for the student body to be so thoughtless and childish as to take out spite for poor "exasit" grades on the furniture. Their actions at the University are supposed to reflect their home training. Of course, if you cut up the folks' machangy dining room suite, far be it from us to interfere with your natural destructive tendencies. A few lessons, however, in correct behavior would save the University's furniture and help a few students to get along with the world after they leave here. Inquiring reporters at Columbia University discovered that 5 out of 6 people on the street believe college students are loasters—The Collegio—Pittsburgh. Campus Opinion Articles in this column do not necessarily reflect the opinion of the authors, and all opinions are subject to change. Length are intended to cover by the editor. Confirmations should be sent to the editor. Kindly print the following open letter to the Pachama- cine Party in tomorrow. Kaplan: Editor Daily Kantan The Freshman Independents are much obliged to the Pachomacins for the impetus which they have given to our movement. I am referring, of course, to the yellow shirt worn by the first black-clad Mount Oren early this week. These circuitians have raised our stock to such an extent that, were I not familiar with the conductor of the Independence, I would suspect someone in the early spring to be a member. After all, isn't it only fair that the Pachucomac, with its inexhaustible resources, should share their wealth with a group of poor freshmen who are trying to make a contest out of the usually one-sided Freshmen elections? However, I have a very, very faint suspicion that it was not such an intuitive intention which motivated this "Yellow Journalist" to dress up the womans' maidswakees in the Mini Order of the Rising Sun? Are Messels, Gilbert and Rice shipping, or weren't these "Brain treasures" consulted on this matter? But don't get down-door, hey. You're May the best party win. In other words, may Dame Fortune battle down upon the Freshmen, Independent Students, and Allied Troops. Editor Daily-Kansan: the university had the honor of hearing two of America's most famous personages this week, and insulted both of them by giving them an uncommonly poor place in which to appear. The University Auditorium, a product of architectural beauty, has a stage lighting that is about the worst possible. At the Kreisler concert, for instance, the back-drop of the stage was brightly illuminated as to seem to be the main attraction, while the artist appeared as a dark figure, creating a scene he has witnessed a similar condition in many past concerts. Gen. Johnson, on the contrary, had his face well lighted, and then completely obscured by the microphone placed squarely in front of him. This arrangement accomplished the task of allowing Ala to play for a large, part of the audience. Why cannot the University honor its distinguished visitors by giving the audience a chance to see and hear them? OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Noticees at *Chancellor's Office* at 9 p.m., preceding regular publication days and 11:10 a.m. on Saturday for Sunday issues. November 3.1935 No 41 --problem again, and the gist of every speech was concerning equality of Greeks and Burkes. The Pachaeumones a non-fraternity organization to mean that they are trying to set up a gap between leaders and independent leaders that they are strictly a non-fraternity organization to mean that they are trying to set up a gap between leaders and independent leaders that they are strictly a non-fraternity organization to mean that they are trying to set up a gap between leaders and independent leaders that they are strictly a non-fraternity organization to mean that they are trying to set up a gap between leaders and independent leaders DE DEUTSCHE VIEREN. Der Deutsche Verben- nommest sich Mottong den 4 November um hambafunden für die Schule. FRIHSHAM COMMISSION. The Freshman Commission of W.Y.C.A. will meet on Monday at 4:30 at Horton Hall. FRESHIMAN COUNCIL. All freshmen interested in the group being organized under the auspices of the W.Y.C.A. are invited to attend the discussion and orientation program at T a clock in room 10 Memorial Union building. Wilfred McClain, President, Y.M.C.A. K. U. PEACE ACTION COMMITTEE. The K.U. Peace Action Committee will meet at 4:30 Monday afternoon in room 10 Memorial Union Building. Everyone welcome. Alfred A. Canaus. Secretariat MATHEMATICS CLUB The Mathematics Club will meet Monday, Nov. 4, at 4:30 in room 213 Administration building. Miss Catherine DeTar will speak on "The Meaning of Numbers" will be served after the meeting. Visitors are welcome. KAPPA PHI. KAPPA Phi Pledge will be held at 1097 Tennessee Street on Tuesday at 6:30 p.m. James K. Hitt, President. NOON LUNCIEHON FORUM; Mary Hillier will speak on "Mussolina's Challenge to the World" at the noon luncheon forum on Monday, Nov. 4, to be held in the Library of Congress. The catereria. Everyone interested is invited to attend. SIGMA ETA CHI. The regular supper meeting will be held at the home of Elma Carry at 5 c'clock on Tuesday, November 5. Please notify Elma before Monday evening; telephone 1704W. Evangeline Clark, President. Barbara Pendleton, Chairman. SWIMMING CALL: A meeting to formulate plans for the KU, swimming squad will be held in room 208 *Robin* Herbert G. Allphin, Coach. MEN'S PAN-HELLLANIC COUNCIL. There will be a meeting of the Men's Pan-Helllanic Council Sunday morning at 10:30 in the basement of the Union building. Absentees will be fined. Lloyd Morgan, Secretary. POLITICAL PATTER AND HAIR FLIES AS MEMBERS DESERT Women Campaigners Work for Changes in Constitution To Permit Electioneering and Combines By Hugh Hadley, c'30 The campus politicians are beginning to point with pride and view with alarm as the struggle for freshman office narrows down to two definite positions: the president and the tuition fades away. The sanding and the soft sofa being freely used by both parties as the campaign enters into its last week and they are indulging in mutual reckriminations in an effort to erase the crowded politics on each other. Indenendents Win The women have completed their electiveing, and the independents won a glorious victory, in spite of the unumentable combines. It is rumored that the publicity given to the independents threw such a scare into the old line surrounding the women they had never done before. The Pi Phi's and the Theta's and the Kappa's are supposed to have gotten together in spite of the horrified denial by one of the girls that, "Kappa's never comebul." But the Alpha Chi's kicked over the trees and assisted Carinb and the other independent women to do so. Worries vice-president and Peggy Albers secretary. The girls are very much chirped over the cloak in their constitution which denies them the privilege of wearing a helmet and the of the first things the new officers are pledged to do is to attempt to alter the constitution to permit these New Groups Formed The ways of the男 politicians are devious, and they are not all exposed to the public gaze. The Pachacamas have been bustily employing every means of discrediting the opposition, and have not hesitated to link every independent move with some PSGL staffers. The PSGL thought the PSGLs were tougher than themselves the mother of a primary campaign by such a pretty refusal to enter the lists, and many were the stage whispers braided about that a state would be offered about ten minutes before closing time. But investigation began in August after the PSGL organization and Blaine Grimes' new club of booedls. The PSGI seems to be left out on the w. k. limb since its former strumpel puffers have decerted in favor of a young Republican Organization. Perhaps the whole campus politics idea will be discarded, and many of the students should be frantically驾车 home to find out what daft politics are. In that case the manager of the winning party will have to take over the campus post office. The untimely demise of the PSGI seems to be completed by the fact that its intended secret publication disappears with several dollars contiuted in the amount of money the source of revenue. The "Shadow" was all it was destined to be, apparently. Boss Tweed Rumors The Pachaamacans capitalized on the fact that Bob Thorpe appeared before the first meeting of the new group and explained the Machiavellian machinations of some of the Boss Tweeds on the campus. Arnold Gilbert and John Phillips, those perennially hopeful, would-be contrives, composed an attack on PSGL, including this charge, in the Kauai region in the Kauan, but desisted when informed the Kausan did not print advertising in the news columns. The two chief opposing candidates are Paul Blair for the Pacachacanes and Paul Moritz for the Freshmen Inventors. The former is an academic speaker, although slight of size, and has his organization thoroughly in hand. The shate he had outlined failed to go through, with his own exception, but the Pacachacanes have pledged to help him achieve his speaker, and an imposing figure. He is a four year letter man from high school, and a Summerfield student. It is rumored that Chet Mize had worked with the Pacachacanes, and the Phil Delt's made紧凑 efforts to get him in. Fraternities only have two votes a piece in the Pacachacane primaries however, in order to incur getting a non-Fraternity award. So did considerable stirring around Tuesday night to get out enough Independent boys to put up men. But Eddie Rice and Arnold Gilbert attended the event, be known that Burt was the man. Frat vs. Barb Both organizations profess to be on the right side of the fence with relation to fraternities and barbarians. The organization that notwithstanding laying low the level may prevent them from trying to play it as a trump card. The Pacachamacs lead speaker last Tuesday dismissed the subject of fraternity membership with a few pointed rebuke and dismissal posed of him. But every succeeding speaker felt called upon to attack the A Corner On Books By Wilton Saacken By Wilma Socken "It Can't Happen Here" by Sinclair Lewis. (Doubleday, Doran and Co, Inc.) Sinclair Lewis goes so far as to in duplication in a list of prophecy in that fickle pastime, politics. The 1936 election was won by Senator Berzelius Windip, Democrat. He became a dictator; was rapidly overthrown by another dictator who was obliging "shot by another man" and the field was filled for democracy, communism, socialism or 7. This gruseness tale is told by Doresum Jesup, an unyielding editor of a Vermont newspaper. He is sham-hailed; but escapes and continues with other conservatives his severe attack on the new form of government; because a "Dorenus Jesup can never escape," he reads more like revolution propaganda than a novel by this great American writer. **SOS To The Rescue** by Karl Boarring; with a preface by Captain Felix Reisenberg. (Oxford University Press). Non-fiction. Mr. Boarsing is an experienced seagoing radio operator. He has shown, in his admiration, the greatness of wireless telephony in siding men to struggle against the attacks sent out by the "Goodwin Sands" lightships on March 3, 1899, he traces the amazing progress of wireless telephony to the present day. Heroism and international fraternity are interwoven among three accounts of the disasters and rescues at sea. He also includes brief memorial to the heroic radio operators who went down with their ship. Perhaps we have been laboring under a false premise, but today we were set aright. 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