UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
The Official Student Paper of the University of Kansas
VOLUME XXXIII
on the SHIN
By REX WOODS, sp.
Introduction and Observation in A Flat. . . Shake Weak Before You Go to the Room with Rex. . . We Know We Wouldn't Have the Courage To Write What I Can Do But Discover Is It the Better of Valor. . . So Here Goes. . .
Editor's Note: Edited by Lyman Field.
"All good things must come to those who wait" is certainly not applicable here, because by no conceivable stretch they would be able to even be called good, even in those halfyears days when Jo-Jo (Gum Shoe Perverter-of-the-facts) *O* hie *I* o w l ay a sipped and slipped from place to place without being disturbed. The Shin "has slipped into receivership under the unable hands of Understudy Rex Woods"—the boy with the dreamy eyes. ("At this juncture, the Under-Study of the lethargy to waive the promised immunity). But we—(what Holloway and the Understudy under me by we, we don't know, but it seems the thing to do) we are determined to go ahead and succeed."
Where was Woods on the night of Sept. 3?
Where was Woods on the night o Sept. 47
Ditto Sept. 25*
Ditto Oct. 19*
Ditto Oct. 17*
14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, to 30
Where is Woods now?
Who is Woods?
Why?
Here's a Recipe—Personality Cocktail
George (Side Car) Quesmett -1 qt Jack Hapsburg—1-15th jigger Apple
Jack
Mr. and Mrs. Trevor Sands—A little Tem Collins, Jr.
Cherry Hay—One Maraschino
Bub Barthes—Tah Poh Too Too,
Bub McElfrish—One broken egg
Martha Nuzman—Two lumps of ice
broken with eeg
Betty and Dorothy Lemon - One squeezed and one sliced
Dutch Cake Murphy—The Lemon Squeezer
Betty Eidson—A dash of bitters
T.N.E. boys—1-35th ounce C
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Cherry Hay—One Maraschino
Olive Adele Krebbiel—one stuffed.
Instructions for serving:
Served in a haze of cigaret smoke at center Ad 20enty minutes past the hour. May be taken at any hour during the week, preferably during the morning hours.
(We're beginning to see why Under study — rex "i-cid"—tell-tell—the truth-if-i-tried) Woods likes us so much WONDER: Why we ever agreed to write this column? Why Understand ever let US? How he does IT. If they were not, why did we ever have there wasn't anything in the contribution loc for On the Skin?)
We give up. Judchea's beer been looking over our shoulder all the time and the literary masterpiece born under the pressure of years-yes, years—of untreasured, vituperative, p鲁迪-sarco-cumorous bumble epithets attorned us through years. We cannot be censored not by rexwoods, but by US because there's still has to be two-bundled and seventy-five more days in the year. And We know Woods.
R.O.T.C. TO HAVE BARBECUE IN NATIONAL GUARD ARMOR
The annual ROTC. barbecue will be held tonight in the national guard armory at 7 p.m.
Included on the program will be Indian dance, wrestling boasts, a liquid air demonstration, and harmonies and string musical numbers. A large quantity of food which will be served before the performance is prepared. Special invitations for the event have been sent to prominent University and Lawrence people.
Campus Calendar
Tuesday, October 29
Kansan Board meeting, 107 Journalism bildz., 3:39 p.m.
Faculty of School of Education meet ing, 119 Fraser, 4:30 p.m.
Y. W.C.A. membership banquet, Memorial Union, 6 p.m.
R. O.T.C. barbecue, downtown Ar nory, 7 p.m.
Tau Sigma, Robinson gym, 8 p.m.
British Laborites Do About Face'; Would Use Force
Britain Probably Will Start to File Up Armaments Forcing Others to Follow
Premier Benito Mussolini is making some strangely assorted enemies as he carves out a colonial empire in Ethiopia.
(Copyright, 1931, by United Press)
First of all is the victim, the whiskered little Haile Selassie, king of kings of Gods and conquering lion of Judah.
Second is Great Britain, who fears to see another power establish herself in rich colonial preserves hitherto held almost exclusively by the British Lion. Third is France, who fears only that France will get herself mixed up in another World War and lose everything she gained in the last.
Recent developments add two more to the list, international Pacifists and Germany. The Pacifists have been split in opinion on whether Duce's imperialistic plans. Monday, J Ramsey McDonald, who was pacifist in 1914 that he narrowly escaped going to jail, went over to the big navy and heavy armaments crowd. They also sent a delegation to the minister, and now Lord President of the council, announced his desertion of the pacifists' cause in an address sounding the national labor party's political keynote in the campaign culminating in a vote for demoted anti-war waged, and came out for bigger guns to enforce Britain's two-fold intentions, the arch-tory, Winston Churchill, couldn't have made an eloquent plea for decision by force.
Many will label McDonald's change of heart a personal detection due, no doubt, to the company he has kept in recent years. McDonald, the socialist, has changed his views considerably after spending in coalition cabins a few years ago.
Nevertheless, his shift is true of the laborates as a whole. A few remain ardently pacifist, a few opposed sanctions, but the vast majority favor soaking Musolmus with every brick—but in sight. With even such pacifists as McCain and Mitt Romney, Britain will begin pillow on armaments in an unprecedented rate. Other nations will be compelled to follow, and that is the sore point with Adolf Hitler.
Hitter carefully planned to re-arm and one-by-one regain the lost glories of old imperial Germany. He calculated without Musolmuni's influence. Hitler was not so afraid, as a fact he has re-armed Germany he will face a world armed to the teeth and ready to stamp on the first wriggle of aggression.
Far East Negotiations Fail
Russo-Japanese Relations Are Again Strained as General Relations Break
Moscow, October 28 —(UP) -Russia-Japan relations again were strained tonight when it was announced that negotiations between Mchukuo and Mongolia regarding the general relations with two neighboring states had broken down.
A government news agency dispatch from Ulan Bator (formerly Urga) said Monagonia had rejected the Manukuiko "ultimatum" demanding acceptance of an invitation to include three Manukuiko representatives, to settle border disputes.
The ultimate included a provision that the Manchukuo representatives should live respectively in Ulan Bator, Japan, and under town of unaske-Some and Teikun.
Mongolia is a Soviet dependency, and depends for its existence one the apopense army. It was assumed that the army would be entered to Moscow and Tokyo.
Soviet officials in Mongolia insist the commission scheme is part of a general plan of Manchu-Japanese penetration of Mongolia, designed eventually to give the Manchu a Japanese control of the Manchu trade in livestock, furs and wool.
LAWRENCE, KANSAS, TUESDAY, OCTOBER 29,1935
PRE-MEDIC APTITUDE TESTS
TO BE GIVEN DECEMBER 1
Pre-medic aptitude tests will be given Dec. 6. This test is necessary only for those who are applying for admission into Medical school next, fall but all students who are applying here at the University or elsewhere should arrange to take it on the date indicated as it will not be given again.
Drive Nets 131 Members
Y.W.C.A. To Receive New Women in Banquet Tonight
The W.Y.C.W. a membership drive closed this week-end with 131 newly paid memberships. Several of the or so members are reporting reports, however, and it is hoped that the goal of 150 will be reached by neo Monday, the deadline for banquet resumes.
NUMBER 37
The membership drive was carried on by 30 women, headed by Margaret Schwartz, c25, chairman of the membership committee; and Eleanor Slaten, c28, chairman of the finance committee. New members will be formally received into the Y.W.C.A. at the annual membership banquet to be held tonight in the Memorial Union. Both new and old members must make their reservations before the banquet, as guests of old members are to be guests of old members.
Crowd to Hear Kreisler In Auditorium Tomorrow
Reserved Seats Are Sold for Appearance of Best Violinist
All reserve seats or the Fritz Kreisler all recital tomorrow night have been sold, according to Dean Swarthout of the School of Fine Arts. Calls are being received in the seat in the student room. All students wish to attend are urged to go early.
Three years later, he entered the Paris Conservatory, where he studied under Massard, the famous pedal dugeline, and Delaves. When he was ten
Fritz Kreisler started playing the violin at a very early age. He appeared in a concert in Vienna at the age of seven, and soon entered the Royal Military College, which had to make an exception in his case as the entrance age was 14.
years old, he won the Premier Grand Prix de Romain against 40 competitors, all of whom were over 20 years of age, and he was recognized as a child prodigy.
Soon after this service, he made several appearances, but was not satisfied with his work. He retired to the country to work for eight weeks. I March, 1890, he made his return debut in Berlin.
He returned to Vienna, and, with the famous pianist, Moritz Resenwald, went on his first tour, which was very successful. He gave private piano playing completely to study to become a physician like his father. His studies were interrupted by his military service during which he became an officer in a regiment of
Y.W.C.A. GROUP DISCUSSES
PROBLEMS OF NEW WOMEN
Questions on college freshman problems that new women had handled it were answered by upperclass women in the spring of 2014, yesterday afternoon at Hensley house.
The group will meet again Monday
lov. 4, at 4:30 p.m., in Henley house
coordining to Jean Russell, c'27, chairi-
n.
Jayhawk Contest Draws Sixty-five Potential Queens
National Beauty Authority
Will Select Winners
From Fifteen of
This Group
One of the largest groups of photographers ever submitted was received last week by the committee selected by the Jay Hawley Magazine for the purpose of choosing the outstanding beauties among freeman women. From more than 65 entrants, fifteen were chosen to be sent to a national authority on feminine pulchritude, who will select the five beauty queens.
Last year's freshman beauties were selected by Fontaine Fox, cartoonist and creator of "Toenerville Trollery," who drew a cartoon depicting himself as an assailant of judging the beauties and presented it to the Joyhawk for publication.
Although the judge has not yet been definitely decided upon, John Chandler, 83, Juyhawker editor, has signified his intention to adhere to the policy of selecting persons of national and national fame to judge the photographs.
The fifteen girls picked to represent the freshmen this year and the sorority to which they belong are: Betty Barnes, Ruth Patterson, Kappa Kappa Gamma; Elizabeth Short, Dorothy Lemon, Pi Beta Phi; Mary Markham, Cornelia Miller, Gianna Phi Beta; Dorothy Fritz, Meredith Dyer, Jeen Eichberger, Meredith McGarry, Jenny Coble; Marie Alice Woods, Alpha Chi Omega; Verdia Alms, Alpha Omonier Pi; Alice Marie Meyn, Dooyh Kennedy, Robert Mitchell, Chi Omega.
War Lord in All His Glory
That there is no lack of beauty among the students here was demonstrated last week when Katherine Hurd, second place winner in last year's Kansas City Open, the Kansas Queen at the American Royal Livestock Show in Kansas City.
Pictures of the fifteen outstanding euties will appear in the mid-winter sue of the Javhawker.
Services for Nicholas F. Dau, 80,
who died Saturday, were held at Funk's
chapel yesterday. Mr. Dau, who had
been a teacher for 35 years, taught
teacher in the public schools here.
Patricia Lyman was freshman beauty queen last year, Miss Hurlock, second. Alice Goonharn, third, Joan Hankey, fourth, and Mary Fifth, others passed upon by Mr. Fox were Julia Nane Billingley, Daisy Hoffman, Catherine Dunkel, Mary Jane Kline, Sarah Murray, David, Alie Team, Bettie Edison, Genevieve DeNoyle, and Mary Jane Feee
Nicholas F. Daum
Dean Moorthold, c'38, is confined to
Walking Memorial hospital with two
ruptured arteries in his foot.
Latest photo of II Diane Bentio J. Mussolini, made as he in full *Festival regalia*, reviewing lessons departing for African congregants.
Dean Moorhead Is in Hospital
After three weeks of rehearsal, the play cast is pretty well acquainted, and the actors are happy. There are Papa and Mamma Crafton, Uncle Bob Calderwood, Aunt Mary Meyers Elliott, veterans of the American drama, and all the little aspirant Thea-
After three weeks of rehearsal, the white sport shoes, and smoking a bac al day cat is pretty well accommodated, and black cigar.
Egyptian Pharaohs Strut Their Stuff In Beer Garden Songs at Rehearsal
Rather an odd set-up, for the play is an Egyptian play written by a Frenchman, and produced at a middle-western University. However, in spite of the fact that our twentieth-century clothes do look a bit out of place in the ancient Egyptian setting, everyone seems to be wearing it now, especially when we're in costume. I'm sure no one will know but that we're really Egyptians.
Most of the girls bring their knitting to rehearsals. An Egyptian slave girl siting in the shelter of the temple pillars lining industriously on a skirt or sweater is a common sight in France theater these days. Marjorie Hornbrack sits in a rock-like chair in picking up two or three extra stitches in every row she knits.
We were quite mystified last week when told to wear bathing suits for the next rehearsal of the ensemble scenes (mob scenes to you). But it turned out that the bathing suits were merely to serve as foundations for the first trial of some of the costumes. One of the funniest parts was that the dresses were Don Alexander dashing about in the abbreviated costume of an Egyptian slave, tapped off by his modern hair cut,
Kansas State Teachers Hold Annual Meet Here
'Education for Security'
Is Central Theme
of Meeting
The Kansas State Teachers Association will hold their seventy-second annual session in Lawrence, next Friday and Saturday, Nov. 1 and 2. Other conventions will be held in Wichita, Hays Manhattan, Dodge City, and Plattsburg to thank the theme of the convention this year will be Education for Susan Security."
The first general session will be held Friday morning, at 9 o'clock in the University auditorium, and Chancellor Lindley will extend greetings to all of the faculty and students of the University and now superintendent of schools at Garnett, will be the presiding officer. The second general session will be held Friday evening at 7-45 in the University auditorium. The Music of Fine Arts will furnish the music.
Mitya members of the University faculty will speak at the department meetings which are held on Friday, the roundtable meetings on Saturday.
The membership cards for the association are on sale in the education office in Frasher hall.
Engineers Select Queens
Preliminary Votes Will Be Counted by the Engineering Council
Between 200 and 250 nominating ballots were cast in Marty Hall yesterday for the purpose of selecting candidate for an election of Hob Nail Hot queen.
The ballots will be counted at the regular meeting of the Engineering Council to be held tomorrow night, and the three or four co-fours receiving the ballot for each vote will be candidate in the Engineering School election, to be held Nov. 6.
The queen elected will be announced and presented during the intermission of the Hob Nail Hop, which will be held Nov. 8.
REVIEWS "CHRIST IN JAPAN"
AT WESTMINSTER FORUM
Elizabeth Anderson, e36, give a book review of "Christ in Japan" by Kagawa at the Westminster Forum Sunday evening. Preceeding the review, Grace Roberta Beal, euncel, give a short talk on his experience and the present attitude to foreign students.
Henley Finel, c', spp gave a biography of Kagawa; Augustus Mueller, f'5, 68; sang a solo; and Fred Maier, m'39, led in the group singing.
Dr. Sherhon Sneaks To Ps! Chi
Dr. Sherbon Speaks *b*.
Dr. Florence Sherbon of the department discussed "Confirmation of Organism Psychology Found in Recent Child Development Study," before the regular meeting of Psi Chi, national honorary society in psychology. The meeting was held on 21, east Administration building.
Between scenes, Papa Crafton and Uncle Bob entertain the cast with their rendition, in true German beer garden style, of such songs as "Bicycle Built for Two," "Steamboat Bill," and "Frankie and Johnnie."
Walter Bloch stunts nobly as the Pharah, while Sam Kimble rehearses for his role, that of a paralyzed man, which he did on the floor. B.C. Cunningham, who plays the role of a dwarf, and incidentally might be called the villain of the piece, has developed an inimidious laugh which is contemptuous of him, down the spine of the bravest spectator.
The gods and goddesses, Isis, Thouria,
and all the rest, are really delightful
personalities once you get to know them
and can overlook their slight physical
characteristics of some ome and
meet them when the curtain comes up on
"False Gods", Nov. 4.
Freshman Politicians Perfect Organization
Newly Formed Independent Group Will Announce Candidates
The independent political organization formed Saturday met last night at the Memorial Union building to perfect its organization, and to lay plans for a new office. The man election Nominations for the offices of President, treasurer and two dance managers will be made at a meeting to be held this week, according to the chairman of the group. About sixty persons attended the meeting.
Bob Rohde explained the past history of political organizations on the hill and George Thomas set forth the aim of the newly formed organization. Paul Moritz then outlined the scheme of nominations to be followed. Nominations will be made in a mass meeting, from the floor, and will require the filing of at least fire of those present, in order to limit the field of nominees.
Sentiment from the floor indicated that the organization was not formed for the purpose of bating the fraternity's chine made possible by a system in which independents comprising a ma-
Paul Wilbert, chairman of the Men's Student Council committee on elections, said Sunday that the deadline for freshmen officers was set at midnight Thursday, Oct. 31. Petitions must have the signatures of at least twenty-five male freshmen, and are to be turned in by April Sizemore, secretary of the M.S.C.
Class Collects Specimens
Prof. Newell Leads Group Field Tour of Southern Kansas
Under the direction of Prof. N. D. Newell, instructor of geology, the paleontologist class took an informal trip last weekend to collect fossils and examine rocks in Southern Kansas. The group left Friday room and spent first night at Independence, Kan. They learned about the famous fossil collecting locality near Caney. Here they obtained about sixty pounds of specimens.
"All were fossil scaellabii," Professor Newell said, "and all were as fresh in appearance as if they had been left there only the day before."
Saturday afternoon the class drove westward to a place near Ott, in southern Cowley county, and collected a rock from a cave at the basal crustate rocks from the permanent rocks.
That night they stayed at Arkansas City. The forementioned of the following day was spent in examining rocks and collecting fossils near Grand Summit and in Cowley county. They returned to Lawrence Sunday evening.
Signed:
Julla Jencks,
President of W.S.G.A.
All University women, who plan to attend the Oklahoma game, should take an acknowledgment of their parents' approval to the office of the adviser of women. There the necessary information required for out-of-town games will be given. This information will be delivered for each out of town game.
KU KU'S TURN CHANCE CROWD INTO PEP RALLY
advertant Blowing of Whistle Draws Group Which Forms Nucleus for Demonstration
"BUSINESS AS USUAL"
Chancellor Calmly Refuses Students' Demand for Holiday Today
Taking full advantage of an unexpected blowing of the whistle last night, several members of the kufu Kux's rounded up a crowd of 1,000 to 1,500 students in one of the largest improptu rallies ever held at the University.
The peak of excitement was reached when several students, with the aid of a ladder, managed to blow the whistle again, and the crowd was led to Chancellor Landley's home to besiege him for a holiday. However, the Chancellor neatly parried the issue, and congratulated them for their bravery. The thiusman managed to disperse most of the demonstrators, although zone of the more excitable members continued to carry on until after one o'clock.
The celebrities had formed a single line and paraded over to the Chancellor's residence, where they began a carollery dance. The Lindley appeared on his front porch, and after the crowd had given him a cheer, he praised the students for their fine performance. He continued to continue to support the team, whether or not it continues to win. When the crowd sent up loud cries for a vacation today, the Chancellor replied, "Business matters."
Result of Errors
The rally really was a result of a comedy of errors. The annual old clothes social service charity drive sponsored by Company M, 137th infantry had caused great excitement among the armed fleet of trucks and警服 police车。当The University whale was blown late, students and town-speakers gathered on the Hill anticipating a fire. Some enthusiastic students started the calls "rally" and the word school tomorrow, and the word spread rapidly across the entire people.
A small crowd of about 50 gathered at the foot of Mississippi street, across from the stadium. Later, carving cars routed students out of fraternity and roaming houses, and with a bon-fire as a nucleus, and the volunteer leadership members of the Kui Ka'i and a cheerleader the crowd grew to over 1,000.
It was then that a volunteer group again blew the whistle to summon more to the bon-fire.
Many of the students were dressed in pajamas, robes, and slippers. Several resurrected shot guns and celebrated by discharging them in the air. Wood for the fire was brought in cars by some of the demonstrators.
Continue To Lindsev's
After leaving the Chancellor's home, the remainder of the demonstration took on the form of a parade, with the students all getting in cars and parading up and down Massachusetts street, then going over to Coach Ad Lindsay's house. After a few yells, he got out of his seat and looked at their show of spirit. When asked about the holiday Ad responded, "Go to it boys."
From Lindsay's, the celebrators went to "Phog" Allen's. Phog was a little slow in getting dressed but finally came down, "Phog" stated that if he were football coach, he wouldn't want a holiday when they knew K.U. student were taking a holiday just because they had beaten them. And besides, this was just the first conference game. If we win the Big Six championship, I might have been ready to go home, My Goto, who was visited next by the crowd, said that it was spirit just as this that won football games. When told that the students were planning a holiday, Mike replied, "Well I don't want to go against the school regulations, but if I wanted to, I believe that I'd just go ahead."
Prof. Spencer Is Vice President
Speaker Yvette I. White
Prof. D. James T. Woolsey of the School of Pharmacy, was elected vice president of the Douglas County of Christian Education at the annual election held at Eustace High School.