PAGE TWO UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 24, 1055 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWRENCE, KANSAS PUBLISHER HERBERT MAYER MELVIN HARLIN VIDEOCENTRE EDITORS ROUGHLEY CURTIS ASSOCIATE EDITORS BUSINESS MANAGER F. QUENTIN BROWN Campus Editor ALLEN MERRMUR Make-up Editor ALICE COONSHOR Sports Editor HIREY COONSHOR Assistant HORACE MOON News Editor DOMINO MOON Society Editor RYTHIE SNOULAND Study Leader NOBLE SNOULAND KANSAN BOARD MEMBERS RECOGNITION BORN SEMESTER MORGAN DAVID HAYES MORGAN DAVID HAYES HERRY MEYER HERRY MEYER F. QUINCE BURTON TELEPHONES Business Office KU, 66 News Room KU, 25 Night Connection, Business Office 2701 K2 Night Connection, News Room 2702 K3 Publication Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Sunday through Saturday at www.ucr.edu/college/bookings/ Justification of the University of Kansas from the Press of the University of Kansas. Subscription price, per year, $10.00 cash in advance, $3.21 on payments. Single copies, 1 cach. Entered as second class matter, September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas. TUESDAY MORNING, SEPTEMBER 24,1935 IECKLING LAWS New students, especially women, have perhaps been astonished the first time they ran the gambitlet in front of Green hall. They must accustom themselves to the antics of the young ladies, for after all they are only a harmless group of boys trying to uphold campus tradition. In reality the beckling laws that gather on the steps of Green hall are a credit to the University. Their brilliant wit, their matchless humor, their incompatible pucker mouth musicals and their intense desire to impress other students with the knowledge that they can count to seven makes them an outstanding group of campus gentlemen. There is one ray of light in the terrible Florida storm. It was so far away from the Sunflower state that newspapers didn't refer to it as a "Kansas cyclone." McPherson Daily Republic. William Gibbs McAdoo must have been smoking Old Golds. At any rate he has young ideas—Leavenworth Chronicle. JAYHAWKER RACKET Freshmen and new students pay the Jayhawker fee without hesitation thinking it to be a necessary addition to their student activity books. Former students pay it or reject it according to their wishes. If it happens that they have no desire to purchase the Jayhawker, they find it necessary to step out of the line through which they have patiently inched their way to the business office and to begin looking for an individual stationed on another floor of the building to get permission not to subscribe to the magazine. Many students feel it an imposition to be called upon to relate true financial difficulties or invent excuses. Some students properly keep silent and wonder why they are asked such questions wonder why and by what right they are asked such questions. The student finally receives his exemption card and then is allowed to pay his fees. This is all a foolish and unfair procedure and extremely trying to those who feel, for personal reasons that they do not wish to, or cannot subscribe to the Jayhawker. It is not that the Jayhawker is unworthy. Every student upon his graduation should have his copies of the yearbook. The Jayhawker is a permanent, brisk resume of four years of glorious undergraduate days. The importance of the publication grows with the years. No, it is not that the magazine is unworthy. It is the method that has been adopted to secure subscriptions that is being questioned. Its tie-up with the business office is unfortunate. The publication should stand upon its own feet and sell itself on its own worthiness rather than to allow itself to become increasingly involved in a very distressing racket. Considerable publicity has been given lately to two doctors who removed their own tones with the aid of a mirror. We know a banker almost as brave. He cashes his own checks—Manhattan Mercury. Young slim fellows wear suspenders for style. Old fat men wear suspenders to keep their pants up.—McCune Herald. Campus Opinion Article in this column do not necessarily reflect the opinion of the authors. The opinions of the editors largely describe the cutting by the editor. Contributions are made on request. Editor Daily Kansan: In the midst of the customary froth of school spirit and mutual back slapping, always characteristic of the opening university concession, a sudden harsh note of hard-headed American realism stood out sharply and clearly. Bluntly and badly Mr. Wiegener of the Board of Regents announced the Board's intention to throttle traditional American academic freedom, and with it all progressive student activity. Out of the respect customarily accorded the Board of Regents, we refrain from stating our position as clearly and as sharply as we would like. Nevertheless Mr. Wagstaff asks us to be mindful of the right of discrimination; it is a direct affront to the intelligence and integrity of the entire university faculty; it is an insult to the student body that they are asked to organize themselves into a corp of voluntary stagnationoglossians and to violate the Bill of Rights of the American constitution. In view of Chancellor Lindley's exhortation to youth to plump up force, Mr. Waggener's saga dumb becomes even more odious. This country's historical path to its own prosperity is marked by a present greatness is landmarked by emphatic denials of Waggener's. To condemn Socialism, is, if one thinks as the Chicago Tribune or Mr. Hearst, to condemn all of our presidents New Deal policies, to condemn all of the American justice and the fundamental liberties of American citizen. In the event that any faculty member is inconvenient Regents or any other agency because of his exercise in the act of presuming a position of his predecessors as an instructor, the student body owes it to itself to protest in the most effective manner. G. K.B. Editor Daily Kansan; I attended the opening convention Friday morning and heard a speaker make what seemed to me to be some rather literal comments. Since when have the American people, who are so well ab割 of the times and who are so far advanced in civilization, become so conservative that a new idea cannot even be discussed? Are we children that they cannot even talk of socialism? We are forbidden by this speaker to learn of a great debate between the battle-tales and report if the faculty mention socialism. If socialism is such an evil, we cannot hide from it behind a mask of ignorance. We cannot plan ostrich and stick our nose in the sand and expect the matter to pass by unseen. Should a citizen of these United States be told what he must or must not think? When the time comes that we no longer live, we may lose our free thought, then a disdainship is just around the corner. The speaker said that socialism is unpatriotic. Even if this is a fact, our government to weak that it cannot withstand it. OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Notices due at Charleston's Office at 1 p.m., preceeding regular publication days and 11:30 a.m. on Sunday for刊登, issued by the Charleston Journal. Vol. 32 September 24,1935 4. DATA INFORMATION 2023/01/01, REVISION 2023/01/02 BAPTIST YOUNG PEOPLE; Florene Briscoe, Chairman. BOTANY CLUB: Special meeting Tuesday, Oct. 1, at 4:38 in room 171 Snohair Hall. Election of officers. Every member please. CSEP CLASS SCHEDULES: All CSEP students are requested to call at the CSEP office on Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday, September 23, 24 to fill in class schedules. It is very important that class schedules be filled on these dates. MARY C. OLSEN, Executive Secretary. Students who have not filed addresses and telephone numbers, or corrections in addresses and telephone numbers, at the Registrar's office, should do so at once that they are properly notified of the changes being prepared. GEOGRAPH O. FREIGHT, Registrar. DIRECTORY: ENGINEERING BOOK EXCHANGE: The Engineering Book Exchange will be open from 13:50 to 5:00. Cash in on your old books. Chemistry texts are $45. FRESHMEN: All freshmen interested in Y.M.C.A. work should meet in room 10 of the Memorial Union building this evening from 7 to 9 p.m. There will be a joint rehearsal of the KU. Men's and Women's Glee Clubs in central Administration auditorium at 3:30 Wednesday afternoon, Sept. 25. All old members are asked to be present at the new student induction ceremony not later than 6:45 Wednesday evening, Sept. 25. MEN'S AND WOMEN'S GLEE CLUBS; Ross Robertson, President, Men's Glee Club. There will be a short meeting this evening at 8:15 in Miss Orr's studio. All members please be present. Phi Chi Delta is entertaining all new Presbyterian girls at a supper meeting at 530 this evening at Westminster University. MU PHI EPSILON PHI CHI DELTA: A special psychological examination will be held in room 15 Fraser hall Saturday, 28, at 8 a.m. for students unable to take previous examinations. This will be the last examination prior to spring semester. Organization desiring use of University rooms for meeting places should make reservations at the Chancellor's office as far in advance of the date of the meeting as possible. Raymond Nichols, Executive Secretary. BOOMS FOR ORGANIZATION MEETINGS: PSYCHOLOGICAL EXAMINATION: A. H. Turney. All women of the University are invited to the first Y.W. C.A. assembly in central Administration Auditorium this afternoon at 4:30. Dean Lawn will be the principal speaker, Nancy Calhoun, President. Y. W.C.A.: The "KC" Club will have an important meeting tonight at Robinson Gymnasium. "K" CLUB: KUKU MEETING: Gordon Gray, President "K" Club. The Kuku club will hold a meeting Tuesday evening, Sept. 24, at 10:30 in room 269 Fraser hall. Every member, Sept. 24, at 10:30 in room 269 Fraser hall. Every member formation. Eddie Rice, Secretary. Speaking of Republican hopes of making the Constitution an issue, Secretary Dern of the war department calls the idea "bunce." We were slow to come around to the idea that the new deal was revolutionary, but when they spell out that good American word like that, well, that's a carrying a thing too "Derm" far. Mussolini must have a lot of sand to reply to the league proposals for peaceful settlement with, "what do you think I am, a collector of deserts." We take it that Mr. Musciolino is also well bent upon making the "Hell-hole of creation," the Shell-hole of creation." Then there is the tale of the medical student who had a case of hay fever. Said he: "You cadavre. She's my girl." Elmer Goes High-Brow --great it jeit send quiver up and down my spine and party soon the main speaker of the program got up to speak, a younglook man that is a friend of mine who is sed in his opening sentences. I wish anyone in this world was go to make this speech and me, just between you and me I wish anyone in the world makes a speech. He sat in his speech that he would send to this campus to be even close to red! Deer Ma: Whee, but I have bin having an awful time! There's so much running around in the classroom that study to study. So many meetings get to that I just cant attend them all. I don't what they will do to me when I learn that I didnt get to that church social. Friday I went to the Convocation which is held every year for new students and we get wiltkiss me but it was fine. The teacher was fine I just can't discuss the plan it was held, why ma i bet it is 4 times as large as Sam Davis's big red hay barn. It was filled with students and at the beginning there was a long procrastination until he sat down the center sible looking kind of embarrassed like and I sed to the person next to me, say is that the glee club and he looked at me and sed why no silly that is the professors and I think the dident thought I was serious did not Thin the band played and gee it was PENS PENCILS MUCILAGE PASTE INKS . I guess I might as well send back my flannels rite away. Envy me,江ma have a good time and I wish you ami could have bin there. pa could have bin there. 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