UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
The Official Student Paper of the University of Kansas
VOLUME XXXIII
on the SHIN
By REX WOODS, sp
.. New Registration Rules ...
New Bus Line .. Who's a Mon
key .. New Coaches Arrive ..
Rat Bait Editor Will Work ..
The business office was rushed yet day by a sweet young thing, who wanted to pay her fees. The cushion asked for her registration card. She was without one, but she said she had enrolled. Then she produced a card with a number of courses written upon, but was not signed by an adviser. Maybe the girl hasn't been informed about the rules of registration and enrollment, but some people would take a course and collect the money if she answered.
It's a well-known fact around these parts that a certain girls' organization is noted for taking the whole chapter out for a spin in one car, regardless of where they were loaded the front seat of her jig and also the back end with the dear kids, and started on a venture to the business part of our city. When she slowed down to pick up her daughter doesn't have to stop), two negro youths were seen on the currier, and one remarked, "Must be a bunch of Pi Pius. (Bo, those girls who do get
Buffalo Barker Curry, who is now a Buffalo boy, and also a barker, was the main attraction at the Topka Free fair, according to his closest friends. They say he sells stuffed monkeys, and they can eat anything over in a big way.
LAWRENCE KANSAS. THURSDAY. SEPTEMBER 19, 1935
Children stand by his little stand by the hour, and ask the fond parents for a monkey. But the greatest attraction occurred one evening when Curry was barking at the loudest, and a young father bought for a bawling babe in-arma one of the monkeys. The child kept crying and pointing at the monkey, and he gave me money to buy Delmar some day, and we know he can entertain the kids.
K. U. has taken on some new would-be coaches in the last few days. If you are down on football rules or want to know how a play should be run (as a matter of fact if you care to watch), don't go straight up just go down to practice some right and let the high school boys carry on. Of course the regular players cannot hear what the youngsters have to say, but they impress the crowd. In a few days these young mentors will be playing against the boys they have been training to run straight-up, there will be nothing for the boys to do but let him.
DR. F. C. ALLEN TO ATTEND BAER-LOUIS FIGHT IN N.
Harry Valentine, who is a good fellow, (had to say that), and who seldom dates any of the local girls, will probably write the column for the next two issues, while Uncle Wingy attitudes may be difficult if you troubles write the old boy a letter.
Dr. Forrest C. Allen, director of athletics at the University of Kansas, will leave early next week for New York City, where he will play more or less strange—since he is a member of the Kansas Athletic commission—he will have a "ringside" meet with players.
NICHOLAS NOLAND'S CONDITION SHOWS STEADY IMPROVEMENT
Returning, he will stop at Rochester N.Y., to see how the basketball instruction films are coming on, and he will reach South Bend Friday, in anticipation of the Kansas-Notre Dam game.
Nicholas Noland is reported to be improving at the Lawrence Memorial hospital. Noland was seriously injured Saturday night when his car plunged into an embankment at Mid credit, northwest of Lawrence on highway 40.
Noland, a former K.U. student, was returning to his home in Kansas City from Lawrence when the accident occurred.
Eye Operation Reveals Bullet
Morrill, — (UP) — When William
Lewis's eye was removed from his
removed from his eyes recently, a shot
was discovered and removed from his
eye. It had been embedded there for 20
hours. He was then taken to a companion while quail hunting.
Operation Reveals Bullet
New Band Group To Present Music In Military Styl
Fifty - Piece Organization to Hold First Meeting in Auditorium Friday
Friday
Something new to the University in the line of martial music will be inaugurated by Russell L. Wiley, with the forming of the new military band.
The organization had been formed to supplement the concert band. It is expected that 40 or 50 students will be enrolled in this band. Students who have tried out unsuccessfully for the orchestra will up the personnel of the new one.
Two rehearsals will be held each week, but no days have been specified as yet. Regular one-hour credit will be given to members.
Meeting Friday Evening
The first meeting will be held Friday evening at 5:30 in the University auditorium. All members who desire to attend will be needed to be on hand for the first meeting.
The first full rehearsal of the concert band will be held tonight in the concerts at Palmetto Village, a noteworthy strengthening in every section is apparent. Practice has started on Techikovsky's "Symphony," and Schubert's "Unfinished Symphony."
Mr. Wiley is planning to schedule several out-of-town concerts. A tandem tour of the state of Kansas, similar to the one last year, will take place
All students desiring to try out for places should see Mr. Wiley sometime this week.
Thirty-five Try Out
The final selection of the corretse cut was made last month. The following students were chosen from the 35 musicians who tried out:
Paul Smart, Lawrence; Bob Boyle
Topeka; Norman Wedell, Scott's Bluff
Neboy; Rory Wagner; Spearville; Wayne
Ruppenthal; Russell, Lewis Moser, FI,
Fierce; Flail; Vargt Courtright, Kansas
City, Mo.; Paul Haar. Marshale,
Montana; Michael. Independence;
Clyde Smith, Dodge City; and
Lancone Parons, Parsons
--hour in the sun. In a few months, winter will have forced these tiles inside under the center of the mantle, butade or a major joint antique stuphape will interrupt their convolves.
News Brevities
--hour in the sun. In a few months, winter will have forced these tiles inside under the center of the mantle, butade or a major joint antique stuphape will interrupt their convolves.
Geneva, Sept. 18—(UIP) A group o. European powers, including Britain and France, discussed the steps to be taken by Germany in rejection of the Luqa peace proposal.
The powers agreed on taking the following action in case such a crisis do occur:
1. Recall of all ambassadors administering to Italy.
2. Financial and creative credit.
3. An embargo on exports to Italy by initial stages, climbed by complete economic blockade by naval protection.
2. Financial and credit boycott.
Hydre Park, Sept. 18—(UP) —President Roosevelt today put the finishing touches on his western trip, which is to begin in Chicago and then travel to New York. His itinerary probably will be officially announced tomorrow. His probable route will take him through Cincinnati, St. Louis, Omaha, Denver, Salt Lake City, Salt Lake City and San Diego by way of Los Angeles.
London, Sept. 18.—(UP) Lord-Ponsonby tened resign leadership of the Labor party in the House of Lords because as a pacifist "I am unable to accept Labor's recent declaration in favor of aggression in Ethiopia." Lamsbury, leader of the Labor opposition, had taken a similar stand. The Labor national急gency meeting tomorrow to discuss objections to labor's stand by such famous men as Ponsondy, Lamsbury, and Herr Stafford-Eritis.
Addis Adaia, Sept. 18—(UP)-Emperor Hiru Seikascle opinion to his warriors asking them to fight for fame and glory. Troops will not be paid, he said, but the army will be provided north are to be provided with grain and bread, but sole reward will be the pleasure and honor of driving the Italian army of 3,000 has been paid.
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10:30 Sunday, Sept. 22.
JULIA JENCKS.
Closing hours for all University women will be:
10:30 Thursday, Sept. 19
Friday and Saturday, Sept. 26
JULIA JENCKS,
Acting President of W.S.G.A
by Allen Merriam, c'36
The wheels of education are turning Mount Oread is a changed campus this morning. The carefree, lolling groups that have passed greetings on the sidewalks and chatted in registration or enrollment lines for the past week have disappeared. In their place are throcks of rapidly-moving students with books under arm and a definite destination in mind.
In the short time of one day, the order of things has completely altered. Today those sounds familiar to the upstairs in the kitchen and the freshmen are heard once again.
That heavy pounding of hundred of feet on the sidewalks and in the corridors resumes for ten minute intervals each hour. And then from the doorway, we see the steep steps of the new freeman scouring for a evasive class room.
Within these cloistered halls of learning, professors gaze down upon the new arrays of eager faces, some eager to impress, many eager to leave, and a few who meet again on Friday, the assignment is carefully and apprehensively copied down. But those in two hour courses that adjourn till Tuesday make a note of the assignment which will possibly be prepared late Monday night.
Periodic blasts coming from the University whistle and softer notes issue from the whistle of George Sryder, who directly directs a police officer, drove Drive.
Co-operative Meal Plan Is Sponsored by CSEI
This Year
Many Are to Be Serve Under New Set-up This Year
The co-operative plan is primarily for students working on CSEP projects, but others may make applications. This plan will be carried out by 10 or 15 CSEP students. Food will be served at the kitchen and the student table, beginning Monday, Sept. 23.
CSEP co-operative meal tickets will be sold for $5.00 this year, Mrs. Ethel Evans, student union cafeteria manager, announced yesterday afternoon. Each ticket will be good for 34 meals over it. A server will be on Saturday night or Sunday.
Every meal served will be scientifically balanced. Breakfast will consist of fruit, cereal, toast and drink, or variations thereof. Milk or yogurt of cereal and toast with egg and toast.
Campus Metamorphosis in Eight Acts Or the Birth of a New School Year
More than 20 inquiries have already been made at Dean Werner's office concerning the plan. Tickets can now be obtained at the cafeteria.
Luncheon will consist of a meat or meat substitute with vegetable, salad, dessert, and drink. Dinner will be a complete all-course meal including meat, potatoes, vegetable, salad, dessert, and drink.
A continuous stream of students, new and old, flocked to the Union building last night to attend the all student mixer, and joined into the spirit of the affair to make it one of the most successful in years.
Professor Raymond Eastwood and Professor Karl Mattern of the department of painting. School of Fine Arts. Museum of Art in the new Wichita Art museum.
Before eight o'clock, gangs of men students were lounging around the front of the building in antiepilation of the time when things would
Faculty Paintings to Wichita
Student Mixer Has Approval of Dancers Despite Stag Mob
On the dance floor, a serious problem confronted the dancers, who found it crowded.
Wayne Wright made a successful bow to the University students when his orchestra struck up the popular tunes of the day.
The museum opens on the twenty first of September with a prevue.
Many old friendships were renewed and new ones were started in the course of the evening. It was a blurriness, with a blurred effect. There was no stag line, and a rather slim stag mob was present. Men students seemed intensely interested in making acquaintances of the new "unconventional" team to ruin valuable chances by a "date."
Those learned pedagogues, the professors, promise to dismiss in just a few moments but warm up to their mission of instruction and halt only with regret and a few parting admonitions. They are studious from their comfortable doze.
The ever-present loungers on the steps of the Administration building hold forth in reunion as they catch a smoke before class or pass an open
Occasional ambitious souls, equipped with notebook and a firm resolve to start the semester right, march firmly into the library where great expanses of dusty chairs and tables beate mute evidence of recent vacation.
Down by the stadium, the best-at-tended class of the day gets under way The class in varsity football instruction conducted by Professor Lindowy, with forty students and two or three hundred auditors, lasts for two hours or so with no protests and considerable interest manifest.
will intercept their conclaves.
After lunch, as the afternoon sun beats down on the hilltop, a greatly-depleted line of freshmen and sophomores struggle back to one-thirties which unkind regulations impose on them and where even the studious doze.
The sun sinks low in the west. School has begun. The first day of classes is finished. The wheels of education are turning, but they turn slowly.
Brockelbank's Thesis Ranks Among Best Written This Year
NUMBER 7
Law Professor Honored By University of Pari
Dr. W. L. Burdick, dean of the School of Law, recently received a letter from Parts advice advising him that he had arrived professor of law at the university, who has been singled honoured by the University of Paris, from which he received a Ph.D.
The thesis, nearly 500 pages, in print, diform is in French. Literary style and logical thought are among factors in making the french committee in making its award.
Not only was Dr. Brockelbank's thesis, "The Marriage Laws of the United States," adjudged by the faculty as unjustified, but he was also a silver medal, a diploma and
a small cash award, but a French foundation, "Dupin Aine," had singled it out as the best of the ten, to receive a prize of 3,500 francs.
In addition to the regular church music, Miss Peabody expects to do madrigals, motets, and other music ensembles adaptable to a small group ofangers.
The Unitarian church is organizing a small chorus chair, the members of which will be paid a small remuneration. The choir will be of mixed voices, and is under the direction of Miss Irene Peabody.
ISS PEABODY TO DIRECT UNITARIAN CHURCH CHORUS
All those interested in trying out for places, please see Miss Mire Peabody room 306, central Administration building, or telephone K. U. 41 or 1568.
Campus Calendar
Central Administration auditorium 4:30 p.m.-Jay Jane meeting,
8 p.m.—Men's Student Council meeting Council room, Memorial Union
8:20 a.m.—Whistle for first classes
3:30 p.m.—Fine Arts convocation
3:20 p.m.—Pine Arts convocation
Central Administration, st.
Thursday, Sept. 19
10 a.m.-All University convocation.
University auditorium
Friday, Sept. 20
p. m. Church receptions
4:30 p.m. - Jay Jane meeting,
119 Fraser hall
All-University Convocation
To provide time for the all-university
conference, September 20, at 10 a. m.
the following class schedule will
CHURCH RECEPTIONS
Observe
First period 8:30 to 9:05
Second period 9:15 to 9:50
Convocation 10:00 to 10:50
Third period 11:00 to 11:35
Fourth period 11:45 to 12:20
E. H. Lindley.
E. H. Lindley.
K Club Decrees
Frosh Must Have
Caps by Sept. 27
New Headgear to Be Worn Six Days Every Week; to Have Long Streamers
Streamers
Every freshman must have purchased and be wearing his freshman cap by next Wednesday at the club's institution, according to K Club regulations. The caps may be purchased at Obey's Clothing store, Carl's clothing store, or the Palace Clothing store.
K Club men, under the direction of their president, Gordon Salt, passed out rulings to all new men as they passed through the University registration line. Freshmen be required to wear cap six days of the week this year instead of on only days preceding games and on game days as in the past. "K more will be on hail day and the ruling every day after September 25th.
Freshman Zones Are Painted
Freshman Zones Are Palm Beach
the street from the south side on
day before the game is already painted.
The K Club's regulations for week
end are not known.
1. Freshmen must wear caps every school day and on days of games.
2. On the days preceding a game and on game days, red and blue ribbons 12 inches long must be worn on the cap Every freshman will be expected to wear his cap until 6:00 p.m., unless otherwise designee.
3. On the day before a game, freshmen will be required to walk on the south side of the street. There will be zones in which freshmen may cross the street.
The flag may be placed in any one of three designated zones. Freshmen must have a good work ethic. The caps this year are more attractive than those which were required last year. They have bright red bills but use the same design as in previous years.
New Mothers Chosen For Greek Organizations
Seven Fraternities, and Two Sororities Under New Heads
Seven of the organized houses on the Hill have new housemates this year. Mrs. H. A. Russell has come to Alpha Tau Omega from the Theta Tau Alpha Biosphere Reserve. Her home is in Fort Scott, Mrs. Ray Bixby, whose home is in Omaha, Nebraska, was housemother at Tau Kappa Epsilon two years ago at the University of Nebraska in Lincoln, and last year at Nikki Hannah, she's now at Phi Beta Pi.
Mrs. I. B. Wallace of Arkansas City is at the Delta Zeta house. She has never been a housemother before, Mrs. C. H. Landes, who was at Alpha Omicron Pi house for six years, is in housemother for Delta Tau Delta. Her home is in Yates Center, Sigma Chi has Mrs. Ed Charles as housemother, Mr. James as housemother, Gamma Muanna house at Washburn College, Topeka, and was at the Alpha Xi Delta house here a year ago. Her home is in Wellington.
Mrs. F. B. Kincard of Beloit is having her first experience as a housemother at the Sigma Phi Epsilon house. Mrs. Alan Winnie of Houston, Texas, who prefers to be Beta Pi house for two years, is now with the Alpha Omicron Pi sorority.
HITCH-HIKER USES STRATAGEM
RATHER THAN HIS THUMB
Creston, Iowa—(UP)—As a hitchhiker Roy Gardner (too) "tops the ancient method of using the thumb has been supplanted by Gardner with newer and "sure-fire" means of catching ideas.
He takes off his shoes, stretches out across the road and waits until an automobile looms into view. Then he drives, but the driver is struck by a hit-run driver and left on the highway in mortal pain. Drivers invariably stop and take him to his car.
Snyder Urgos Careful Parking
suspect brigade
Hill traffic patrolman,
general, urges that all those who drive their cars to school tomorrow park them as carefully as possible so as to conserve space. Many visitors will be on the Hill for the convention at ten a.m. The students are required leave as much space as possible for visitors cars.
Returns From Abroad
Tryouts Will Be Held For Symphony Orchestra
Prof. Karl Kuersteiner Will Return From Study in Austria
Big plans have been made this year for both organizations. Students wishing to try out for either orchestra are requested to observe the following state-
Prof. Karl Kuersteiner will return next Monday from Salzburg, Austria with a wealth of ideas and material for her music with Little Symphony orchestra.
Tryouts will begin Monday evening September 21, for members of the woodwind and brass sections. Tuesday, tryouts will begin on Saturday at string or percussion instruments.
Tryouts for New Members
INVITES FOR NEW TRAINING
These tryouts are essential for those students who have played in the orchestra before. All tryouts will be held in the evening, between seven and nine o'clock in room 304 Administrative building.
Any student wishing to enroll in either of these organizations, should report immediately to his school office. College students must play one year before they receive any credit for their work. All students will receive credit the first year.
Will Play Three Concerts
At least three concerts will be played at the University during the coming school year. They are the fall, spring and pop (popular) concerts. There will also be some concerts for radio broadcasts again this year. It is probable that these orchestras will make recordings of some best-known classical pieces.
rief. Kruerstein has spent the summer in Salzburg, Austria, addition to the master school for conductors. He was named a scholarship to this new school.
Enrollment Record Broken
Aulene, Sept. 18—Charles M. Harger,
chairman of the Kansas Board of
Relegats, tonight announced that attendance
in the five state schools—The University,
Kansas State College, the Fort Hayne
State College, and the two Teachers colleges—and this year reached a new alliance
between them. This year's figure surpasses 233 the figure in 1986-27. Enrolment in the five schools last year was 9.905.
tendance at Five State Schools Surpasses 1926-27 Mark
Melbourne, Australia  (UP) - Australia, in proportion to its other country, has more cinema than any other country. There are 1,286 for 6,650,000 people, or one for 3,287 persons. The United States has one for every 10,400, and the United Kingdom one for every 333.
Australia Goes "Movie Mad"
Toledo-(UP)-Bang! "Iam "t a junior G-man after my old man," sheouted an eight-year-old as he shot out the windows in the rear of an old man who was clutching an air rifle. Police confiscated the "gun" and sent the G-man home.
Highland, Kan.—(UP) Highland college, oldest college in Kansas, has begun its 78th year. C. M. Rankin has succeeded Dr. J. L. Howe as head of the college. The faculty includes seven instructors.
Saturday, September 21, 1935
Authorized Parties
...
Friday, September 20, 1983 Alpha Tau Omega House, 12 oclock
Kappa Pai, house 12 o'clock
ELIZABATH MEGUAI,
For the Joint Committee
on Student Affairs.
Saturday, September 21, 1935 Chancellor's reception, Memo
Phi Kappa Psi, house, 12 o'clock
rial Union, 12 o'clock Friday, September 20, 1935
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Kansas Gridmen Are Honor Guests Of the Relay Club
Former Kansas Grads Tell of Early Experiences; Chancellor Lauds the Coaches
Members of the Kansas University football squad were guests of the Kansas Relays club at a Traditions dinner, at which members—former football players—tied with Jajwhawker prowess of the Oklahoma State contingent of the Relays club, was tourmaster.
Kansas Still Claims Game
Bert Ober recalled the 20 to 20 Nebraska game of 1920; Baldwin Mitchell, the Notre Dame game of 1933, when the Irish "had more quarterbacks than Kansas had substitutes"; Cliff Carl, the Kansas-Nebraska game of 1909; and Hovey Hanna, the Kansas-Missouri team at the play in a game not previously doped to the Jayhawk. "The last ten minutes of play were an hour," he said.
W. A. Dill, University publicity director, recalled "from history" the Kansas-Iowa game of 1891, when Kansas left the field in protest against the Iowa methods of play. To this day, the schools each claim the game.
Dr. John Outland, of Kansas City, Kann, letterman in 1895 and All-America tackle from Pennsylvania two years later, recalled incidents of long ago, including the time that Blondie Wallace (Outland) in a Pennsylvania game.
Dr. Outland told also how Charlie Johnson bluffed a Missouri player in 1892. When a Tiger brace through soon enough to block the play, Johnson ran out and took the ball. "Don't you see this is a place kick?" you see this is a place kick". And the kick must be the knick unmeeted.
Chancellor Is Proud of Coaches
Justice Hugo Wedell of Toppea spoke
and did as Chancellor Lindley, the
Chancellor declaring the institution is
proud of its coaches, and of the team.
“Our greatest concern, however,” said the Chancellor, “to see that the men are equipped in the spring to get and to keep a job.”
Coach Lindsay declared that what he wanted in his football squad was fight mixed with brains—with the army calls speed, and with the edge of the game, speed, and weight.
Plans for Notre Dame Trip
Jayhawkers to Leave Here Sept. 20 for Rambler Tilt
Hinterray of the Kansas football team on its trip to play Notre Dame, Sept. 28, was announced today by Dr. Forrester. The team will leave Lawrence by Santa Fe Friday evening at 7:30 p.m., arriving in Kansas City at 8:30 and leaving at 9 for Chicago. Breakfast will be served in Chicago between 7:50 and 8:30 a.m. The team will reach South Bend by Michigan Central at 10:30, and go to the Victor hotel for lunch. Breakfast will be at 5:24 by Michigan Central, having dinner on the train. Sunday afternoon Coach Ad Lindsay will take the squad to see a game of professional football, and the group will return, leaving Chicago. The team will head to Kansas City, and the squad will reach Lawrence at 8:33 a.m.
WOMEN'S GLEE CLUB TRYOUTS TO BE MONDAY AND TUESDAY
Tryouts for Women's Glee club will begin Monday, Sept. 23, at 4:30 p.m. At that time all women students desiring to try out whose names are in the A-M group are supposed to report for a tryout. All women who want to try out in the A-M group report Tuesday at 4:30 p.m. for their tryout.
All old club members are requested to sign up before Monday noon, Sept. 23, if they wish to retain their membership. There are 50 regular mem-
bratures. There are only those places vacated by last year members will be available this year.
Millions to Kansas Farmers
stations of Kansas farmers.
Mohanbath, (UP) - Checks totally
$2,000 bills he has come to
Kansas as a AA corn-hog contract
in 83 counties. Kansas ranks
sixth among the corn-hog states in the amount of payments received, Extension Director H. Uumberger of Kansas State college announced.
County Fair at Winfield
Winfield—(U P)—The 15th annual Cowley county fair will be held here Oct. 8 to 11, inclusive.