UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN LAWRENCE, KANSAS, MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 16, 1935 The Official Student Paper of the University of Kansas NUMBER 4 VOLUME XXXIII GREEK ORGANIZATIONS SELECT 438 MEMBERS Fewer Stale Jokes --assistant staff members so far have not been chosen. A meeting will be held in room 102 of the journalism building Thursday evening, September 19. Members interested in working on the Sour Ow are requested to be present. Freshmen and former staff members, both men and women, are urged to attend. on the SHIN By REX WOODS, sp ... A Bumper Crop ... Bring Em Back Alive Tucker ... Stolly Gets a New Girl ... One Bucket Please ... The Long of Rushing Rules ... Rush-week proved to be rather des as far as activities of the various fraternities were concerned. Few hard feelings have been reported; although there was more "humps" than usual. This of course was caused by the amazing number of fine boys who are stending the University. --assistant staff members so far have not been chosen. A meeting will be held in room 102 of the journalism building Thursday evening, September 19. Members interested in working on the Sour Ow are requested to be present. Freshmen and former staff members, both men and women, are urged to attend. We were told that a second admister man of a certain fraternity asked for a rushes at another house, and after the refusal of his friend, the party was asked to take a button. (Maybe this world isn't safe for democracy, or else some household Ed Tucker, a (good) Phi Gam, also president of the Pan-Hellenic council, spent most of rush week in the fraternity houses other than his own. It all comes about after one club can get a ruderie from a hot-box; then Ed Tucker, another club, which is supposed to be in the right, and either the boy is brought to the front door, or some club forits forty dollars for being nasty men and boys. The best story of rush week, told only recently in the column, seemed to bring one of the Sig Alba boys, who was very brave and able to handle a lot of trouble. It concerns the girl who failed after being held in a hot-box. Stolly and the story was all right, but the girl in question was a very dear friend. Therefore we should drop the matter. ♦ ♦ ♦ Can you imagine the embarrassment on the port of both boy can girl when he asked her if she would care for a Pale, and she said, "No. I can't drink that much." It's the truth, but we don't know who said it. From all indications the new security rushing rules proved to be a flop; some good girls went home because they didn't get a bid from their pet owners. When they failed to pledge the quota of fair ones, but regardless of the faults of this new rushing plan there is one fellow who says it worked out first rate, and he is no other than Charley Long of the Blue Mill. Charles said the man was very nice to pleiding and if you stopped to notice, the Mill had a good molly mong hanging around constantly. When the daughter of this slicker comes on the bill we will waiver that there will be courtesies at the Mill to impress paga. Social Whirl Starts Tonight Three Dances on Week's Schedule a Memorial Union Social life at the University will start with the opening versity to be held in the Memorial Union ballroom Monument Hall. Students and his hand will furnish the music. Wednesday there will be a general mixer from 8 to 11 o'clock. There will be no admission charge and all students, new and old, are invited to come and get acquainted. The general mixer from 8 to 10, and dancing will follow. The Chancellor's reception at 8:30 Saturday night will climax the first week of social events. Dancing will follow, with music furnished by Louise McCormack and with no admission charge and all students of the University are invited to attend. Fewer Stale Jokes For the Sour Owl Editor Promises Humor Magazine to Hav Fashionis, Satire and Better Gossip, Says Pryor Fewer stale jokes, more drawings, photographs, and satire will feature the 1925-36 *Sour Owl*, human humor from *Joe Pryor* to Joe Pryor c; 26, editor-in-chief Emphasis will be placed in the gossip columns, which are main features of the publication and upon the giving of equal representation to all organizer groups and to non-organization students. Some of the columns will be reduced the simplicity of reading matter and increase variety of material. Original jokes will be greatly in demand by the editor of the publication and contributions from all students will be welcomed. Original stories of satirical nature as well as short, humorous pure fiction will be used, and contributions for this part of the publication will be in great demand. Saturiz or organizations will be especially welcoming in local university problems, tradition come A fashion page, making use of students modeling the latest in wearing apparel is planned, but arrangements are not complete as yet for this see- The first issue of the Sour Owl will appear about the first of October and will include all of the latest gossip, fiction, and humor articles. Eight issues of the magazine will be published during the year, each based upon a definite theme which will be emphasized throughout. Campus Calendar Monday, Sept. 16 Registration schedule 8:30-10—A, E, 10-11:50—C, I 1:30-3—G, P 3:45-0—H, O 9:30 a.m. Freshmen meet by schools College + Fraser Chapel Engineering - Marvin Hill Pharmacy - Chemistry l Pharmacy - Chemistry building 2:00 p. m. Psychological examination for students who missed the Saturday examination. Freshmen convocation in Auditorium 6.12 p.m. 7:30 p.m. Opening varsity, Memorial Unior building. WSGA, council room, Union building 7:30 p.m. 8:30-10-B 10:11-50-W, Z 1:30-3-S 3:4-50-O, T, V) 9-12 p.m. 8:30-10 F, E, M, F 8:30-11 10:50 D, N, R, U 8:30-J 3, K, L 8:30-40 A, C Enrollment schedule: 4:30 p.m. Registration schedule: Required Freshmen convocation, University Auditorium. Tuesday, Sept. 17 8:30-10-B The Beta's enlightened form of 'frost punishment seems to produce dividends. Frat Rushing Sidelights The Sigma Chi's have worked out an effective system of graduated house bills, for inquiring rushes. Some Washburn Kappa Sigs brought a likely buy up from Topola to only eight apartments in neighboring West Hills house. About half of each house worked on him on neutral ground before he decided to buy it and pander the weighty question. "Bill Dylphy, a medium DU, rulc captain, was only two hours late for a Union fountain date Saturday night. Just a business-versus-duty event. Paul Trees, the Sig Alph Adonis, did a lot of his rushing over at the Chi Omega lodge. Ask the Sigma Chi's what happen at a prominent hangout Saturday night. The silence is appalling. Boy will be boys. Some of the poorly housed 'frats' dusted off Grandpa's building plans again this year. Who is the rushee from New Orleans with the 'bowl' haircut? Saturday Registration Breaks Previous Record Approximately 950 new students, the largest group in the history of the school to take the examination at one time, met in the auditorium to take the psychological examination Saturday. Largest Number in History Take Psychological Examinations "The students worked very well, and the examination was run off in a very smooth manner," said A. H. Tur-*ee*. "The students were in charge. He believes that the students are beginning to see the real value of such things, and do not attempt to answer the questions and be in a so-called humorous manner.* This year a reading test was used with the examination. Those in charge of the examination have discovered that many students who make good grades in the examination, fall down in their reading. Scores of the lower 20% of the students will be in the hands of the advisors in time for enrollment. The rehearsal will be ready within three to four weeks. Those students whose names begin with A, B, E, J register Monday from noon until 10:30 a.m. for H-Q-3, Q-4, Tuesdays, B-8; 9:10, W-Z; 10:10–11:50, S-3:00, O-T; C, Y, V; 3-4:50, Another record was set at Saturday, 10.75 students registered. Registration will continue in alphabetical order today and tomorrow. Registration began at 8 o'clock at sunday. All new students must take the psychological exam before they will be allowed to register. The last test will be held this afternoon at 2 o'clock in the auditorium. Those students who have posted $15 in order to register, will be given a time to vote. Only the test all students must be inside by 2 o'clock as the doors will be closed promptly. Students who failed to take the psychological examination Saturday may take it this afternoon at two o'clock in the Auditorium. He will be permitted to register until he has completed this examination. --in the sub-basement are meerting in the student organization are meerting in the university --in the sub-basement are meerting in the student organization are meerting in the university Effective connieindirecens: A promisil rusher receives a telegram from an old teacher in the midst of a eruption. He insults him to go DU, or nothing. Item: The sorest chump in town. The active who spent his time amny money Thursday night showing the rueche from out West the bright lights of the building. He stumbled into a stone bridge blackball him when he was all ready to come over. Pet pete No. 1: The fine boy who eats your meals without too much gusto and listens with interest to your account of fraternity prowess only to report that no expects to work his way through school, when you get him into the hot box. Anticipations: The first swat at the fine but cocky cinch pledge who flicks his ashes all over the rug. Overheard conversations: "The Sigma Nu's and Delta Va'u's are taking lots of runes out of town without moving them from their easy chairs." Some rushes remarked about "that feminine touch" at the Kappa Sig house. Emperor States Ethiopia Wants Peace if Possible The Phi Delta were eating in shifts during most of the rush week. "Sword and Spear" Used in Self - Defense of Lands New York, Sept. 17—(UP) The voice of Emperor Halle Saelasius was heard by radio broadcast in the United State yesterday, proclaiming that Ehidi had conquered Sardinia and independence and knows how to use "the sword and spear" in self-defence. The Emperor spoke in French over an NBC hook-up, and his remarks were then translated in English. In English, the transcription, NBC quoted him as follow. "Ethiopia has confidence in God, whose justice transcends that of man. Ethiopia has always fulfilled its international obligations and has made every sacrifice compatible with honor and dignity to avoid war. "Ethiopians love peace, but they are jealous of their independence and know how to use the sword and spear in defense of the lands they cultivate." Payroll for CSEP Is Boosted $600 To Total of $7000 Graduate Funds Provide Employment for 34 Students in Many Fields... A fund for the employment of graduate students has been placed at the diaposal of the CSEP office, according to Miss Mary C. Olsen, secretary of the organization for the University; Payroll from this fund will average $140,000 per month; monthly payment for federal sources to $7,900 for the University. Miss Oellen explains that the University is allowed an average of $20 a month for students working on Ph.D. degrees. This group must not exceed three-fourths of the number of Ph.D. degrees granted last spring. An average of $23 a month is allowed for students working on their Master's degrees. This number is not to exceed $40,000. The Master's degrees granted in the spring. As there were 18 Doctor's degrees granted last spring, jobs averaging $25 a month will be given to 13 students working on Doctor's degrees this year. Twenty-one per person working on Manager's duties will give jobs averaging $25 a month. According to Miss Olson, there is a stipulation that these jobs will be in the department in which the student is doing his work and will consist of One advantage of having such employment is that it will give students help in their own line of work where they are more familiar with the responsibilities as to scholastic standing will be enforced by the CSEP board which will administer this new pay-in action to those who have not met its requirements. CONSTITUTION DAY OBSERVED BY DR. SMITH AT FORUM Constitution Day was observed last night at the Unitarian Forum when Dr. John Barchay Smith, newly appointed professor of law, spoke on "Some Phases of the Constitution in a Inspiring American Citizenship." It's a big place, this University, and there is much history and information concerning it that the new student needs to know. We believe to be a true child-foster of the school. Richard B. Stevens, county attorney introduced the speaker. Dr. Smith is a graduate of the University and of the Yale Law school where he secured a doctorate in jurisprudence. He taught at Louisiana State University, New Students Get First Views Of Historic University Buildings To begin with, the original University of Kansas was opened in 1868. Less than 100 students attended the first classes held in the building on North College hill, the present site of Carbin hall. Although the University was provided for in 1853, in the first constitution of Kansas Territory, first degrees were conferred in 1873. Four degrees were given that year; in 1935, 823 degrees were granted. The present campus site consisted first of a 40-acre grant made to the university by Governor Robinson, the state's mayor, and the degree of the 100 acres was later purchased. In 1872, Fraser Hall was opened for classes and the central part of the camp was gradually removed from North College hill; as more buildings were built in campus. The old building on North College hill was abandoned in January, 1917. New students having difficulty in finding the various buildings and departments may find the following directions helpful: The Memorial Union building, located on the northeast corner of the campus, is the recreational center on the University campus. It provides a safe time of the students, and to encourage a general participation in the informal, cultural, and social life of the students. On the first floor of the Memorial Union are the main lobby and the lounging rooms which are furnished with a sofa, chair, rug, table, chairs and divans, reading and game tables. The lost and found bureau, the book rental library, and the information desk provide easy access. The University cafeteria, with a private dining room for small groups, is in the basement. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, and refreshments are served. (Continued on page four) FRATS ACCEPT 306 FROM RUSHEE GROUP Decline Of Almost Fifty From Last Year Is Apparent In New Complete List Of Affiliations; Men Lose Slightly, But Women Show Big Loss The fraternities, with more than twice as many pledges as the sororites closed their lists last night and "yelled in" the 306 successful candidates who will sport pledge buttons on their lapels this winter. THREE LODGES PLEDGE 26 APIECE Rush week, crammed with thrills and disappointments for more than 500 rushees, came to a close last night as 438 of the would-be Greeks, settled down for the school year at the various lodges. Art and Craft Exhibitions To Be Presented Monthly Many Musical Programs On Fine Arts Schedule The combined total of the new men and women members fell short of last year's pledge crop by almost fifty, although there seems to be Included in the list are eight imported attractions in the University Concert Course, seven faculty recitals, four all-musical vespers, two choral concerts by the glee clubs and the a cappella cloir, 12 organ vespers, two bass ensembles, and a University band concert; plus the numerous musical activities of the Band Festival in the spring, and 34 student recitals. There will be several additional campus musical events during the annual music week festival in early May, a Fine Arts concert on April 5 featuring performances on musicon tables by imported and local talent. A survey of the musicalevents scheduled for the regular school year at the University by the School of Fine Arts will be held on events from September until June. The departments of design, and of drawing and painting will feature monthly exhibitions in painting, etchings, drawings, sculpture, graphics, and work in the various artisas and other forms of design. Practically all concerts outside of the University Concert course series and all exhibitions outside of the public without admission charge. License Applications Due Permits Must Be Obtained to Park Cars on Campus Students who wish to park their cars on the campus during the coming school year should apply right away for K.U. parking licenses at the office of Henry Werner, Men's Adviser, room 1 Administration building. Ample time will give before parking regulation go into effect and the committee will pass on applications if they are received. When the "clamp" is removed, no excuses are allowed, according to George Shipyer campus traffic officer. The licensing plan allows those who must drive a chance to park their car near their classes or work and prevents jamming and crowding of the campus with cars not actually needed for transportation. ... Student Pitches for Blues Vance Cauce, b36, will return to school today after a summer spent pitching for the Kansas City Blues. He had a successful season, holding only one win and losing in the pitch for the team next summer. He is a member of the Acacia Fraternity Closing hours for all University women will be 12:30 through Wednesday, Sept. 18. JULIA JENCKS. Acting President of W.S.G.A. can increase in the number of students registering on the campus this fall. The drop is more noticeable among the sororites, which pledged only 132 as compared with 167 a year ago. The men missed last year's total of 218 by an even dozen. Twenty-six pledges were accepted by Kappa Sigma, Phi Delta Theta, and Alpha Tau Omega, among the largest additions. Delta Upsilon did almost as well, with 24 new members, while Alpha Tau Omega and Sigma Phi Epsilon "yelled in" 23 The other lodges trailed in the following order: Sigma Nu, 21; Delta Tau Delta, 18; Phi Gamma Delta, 17; Ipsilon Kappa Pa, 15; Beta Theta Pi, 15; Delta Angle 13; Pi Kappa Alpha, 12; Acceita, 10; and Sigma Alpha Mu, 6. Acacia Delta Tau Delta King Phil Aikin, Kaua City, Moe; Ellton Carter, Elkhorn; Marvin Co, Killeen Litton; Kimberly Dilua, Burdett; Charles Bukes, Wetmore, Wetmore R. Dugal, Jr., Kaua City, Mo.; Don Harper, Hering- t, Nate; Alvin V. Wetmore, Jr., Kaua City Lieber Foy, St. Francis; Delbert Barker, Kansas City, Mo.; George Elbart, Kanaus City, Mo.; Lloyd Foy, Kanaus City, Mo.; Morrall Roe, Mo.; Richard Malpigh, Leavenworth; John R. Green, Jr., Independence, Mo.; William Hortley, Mores Iowa, Mo.; James Huckleboro, Osawatomi; Fred Wheeler, Osawatomi; Leavenworth; Verl Rockill, Pretty Prairie; Dee Short, Topeka; Foster Smith, Clint Center; Jack Spinis, Witchy; Montgomery Veath, Kansas City, Mo.; Robert Wilson, Kansas City, Kan. Beta Theta Pi George Paris, Kansas City, Mo; Scotty Fees, Ina; Leo Johnstone, Bartlesville, Oka; Richard Kanle, Bartlesville, Oka; Jack Nessley, Mulvane;铅 Milburn, Wichita; George Murphy, Kansas City, Mo; Art Wolf, Toplehine, Bibbard, Kansas City, Mo; Bad Stockton, Kansas City, Mo; Rob Furie, Farley, Hutchinson; Robert Morton, Green; Phil Nicholson, Ellis; Robert Stouland, Lawrence. Phi Delta Theta William Baisinger, Arkansas City; Richard Bakehill, Holton; William Bodley, Chanute; George Bowman, Concordia; Jack Breidenhaus, Kansas City; Richard Hutchinson, William Hayes, LaCrosse; Leon Hendrickson, Hutchinson; James Janney, Dodge City; Dell Kruise, Tulsa, Okla; Jack Lafail, Wife of Jill Pharah, Leslie A. Johnson, Kansas City; Kan; Been McAanny, Kansas City; Kan; Chester L. Mize, Jr, Attlison; Clifford Nassebrode, Kansas City; Mo.; Henry J. Nixon, Kansas City, Me; John Peck, Concordia; Arthur Pindexel, Louis de Stowelań, Louis Fort; Bud Tholen, Leavenworth; Darby Trotter, Kansas City; Kar-Harold Wayman, Em (Continued on page four) Subscribe Today for Your KANSAN See a salesman on the campus or call at the Kansan Business Office in the Journalism Building